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"Hahaha, funnest post today. " Looking for love isn’t funny dude  | |||
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"……….. a lady who has a Simba bed mattress. I’d like to try most positions with you on the bed cause I’m thinking of buying one myself so I’d like to test it out. I’d like to see how easy it is to get the spunk stains out as well so please expect a splash or two on your chariot. Finally you must have a big set of tits to give me something to look at when to pass the time away If this sounds like you then I’d really like to hear from you Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed) Love and Peace " | |||
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"Brilliant let me know how you get on "I hope I find my princess this week pal | |||
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Do you have a Simba? "I don’t! Wishing I did now!! | |||
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Do you have a Simba?
I don’t! Wishing I did now!! "Give me a shout when you do. I want to try and break your bed as well as other things | |||
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Do you have a Simba?
I don’t! Wishing I did now!!
Give me a shout when you do. I want to try and break your bed as well as other things "Let me know when you get yours and I’ll let you devour me on it !
You’ll quickly find out how liquid resistant it is
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"Don’t fit the criteria again No Simba No big tits Sad times….." I can only apologise for this week. I really need to spend my Simba vouchers quickly before they run out and I thought I’d kill two birds with one stone  | |||
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Just perving
Do you have a Simba?
I don’t! Wishing I did now!!
Give me a shout when you do. I want to try and break your bed as well as other things
Let me know when you get yours and I’ll let you devour me on it !
You’ll quickly find out how liquid resistant it is
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"Brilliant let me know how you get on
I hope I find my princess this week pal "Big Tits ?? Princess ?? I may know a certain someone you can ask  | |||
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"Brilliant let me know how you get on
I hope I find my princess this week pal
Big Tits ?? Princess ??
I may know a certain someone you can ask "She’s all talk and no action  | |||
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"Why did Lion King invade my synapse. "Simmmbaaa".  "Did you say it in your best James Earl Jones voice?  | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit." Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye "Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too"Can you send me your big tits to wank over please | |||
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"Interesting way to try out potential purchases." Try before you buy dude | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too
Can you send me your big tits to wank over please "I may just do that. Can you send me something in return please? | |||
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"Failed the criteria again "I promise our paths will cross one day | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too
Can you send me your big tits to wank over please
I may just do that. Can you send me something in return please?"I can place a deposit on your box | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too
Can you send me your big tits to wank over please
I may just do that. Can you send me something in return please?
I can place a deposit on your box "On, or in? | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too
Can you send me your big tits to wank over please
I may just do that. Can you send me something in return please?
I can place a deposit on your box
On, or in? "Both. And on your tits | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special "Is it good for shagging on? | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on? "Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment | |||
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Just perving
Do you have a Simba?
I don’t! Wishing I did now!!
Give me a shout when you do. I want to try and break your bed as well as other things
Let me know when you get yours and I’ll let you devour me on it !
You’ll quickly find out how liquid resistant it is
It gets delivered tonight "Ohh perfect as already the the bubbliest bubble bath !
on the way
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment "Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need | |||
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Just perving
Do you have a Simba?
I don’t! Wishing I did now!!
Give me a shout when you do. I want to try and break your bed as well as other things
Let me know when you get yours and I’ll let you devour me on it !
You’ll quickly find out how liquid resistant it is
It gets delivered tonight
Ohh perfect as already the the bubbliest bubble bath !
on the way
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too
Can you send me your big tits to wank over please
I may just do that. Can you send me something in return please?
I can place a deposit on your box
On, or in?
Both. And on your tits "Oh like a bukkake for one. Go on then | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too
Can you send me your big tits to wank over please
I may just do that. Can you send me something in return please?
I can place a deposit on your box
On, or in?
Both. And on your tits
Oh like a bukkake for one. Go on then "I hope your Simba is good | |||
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Just perving
Do you have a Simba?
I don’t! Wishing I did now!!
Give me a shout when you do. I want to try and break your bed as well as other things
Let me know when you get yours and I’ll let you devour me on it !
You’ll quickly find out how liquid resistant it is
It gets delivered tonight
Ohh perfect as already the the bubbliest bubble bath !
on the way
I’ll get some blood in it ready for you "Blood 
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Just perving
Do you have a Simba?
I don’t! Wishing I did now!!
Give me a shout when you do. I want to try and break your bed as well as other things
Let me know when you get yours and I’ll let you devour me on it !
You’ll quickly find out how liquid resistant it is
It gets delivered tonight
Ohh perfect as already the the bubbliest bubble bath !
on the way
I’ll get some blood in it ready for you
Blood
I want to be devoured not eaten lol "I’ll give you both | |||
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Just perving
Do you have a Simba?
I don’t! Wishing I did now!!
Give me a shout when you do. I want to try and break your bed as well as other things
Let me know when you get yours and I’ll let you devour me on it !
You’ll quickly find out how liquid resistant it is
It gets delivered tonight
Ohh perfect as already the the bubbliest bubble bath !
on the way
I’ll get some blood in it ready for you
Blood
I want to be devoured not eaten lol
I’ll give you both "Promises promise  | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need "Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges "OK but I’m not touching your balls | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls "Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls
Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol "Yes please | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls
Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol
Yes please "send me deets, I will say they are quite long now | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls
Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol
Yes please send me deets, I will say they are quite long now "Don’t pluck the pile on my Simba | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls
Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol
Yes please send me deets, I will say they are quite long now
Don’t pluck the pile on my Simba "I won’t! I’ll just run them up and down you! | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls
Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol
Yes please send me deets, I will say they are quite long now
Don’t pluck the pile on my Simba
I won’t! I’ll just run them up and down you! "Don’t damage my ballbag skin | |||
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"Damn, ours is a Premier Inn mattress" You’re not sharing it with 28 other people are you? | |||
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"I think I love you. I don't have a simba mattress but I do have The Lion King on DVD." Is your television 4K? | |||
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"I think I love you. I don't have a simba mattress but I do have The Lion King on DVD. Is your television 4K? " I don't have a TV I usually get the binoculars out and zoom in to my neighbours when they put it on usually around 8pm. I can however put the DVD in my asshole and then recite The Lion King word for word if that turns you on. | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too
Can you send me your big tits to wank over please
I may just do that. Can you send me something in return please?
I can place a deposit on your box
On, or in?
Both. And on your tits
Oh like a bukkake for one. Go on then
I hope your Simba is good "Its the best | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
I would never hurt you promise
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls
Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol
Yes please send me deets, I will say they are quite long now
Don’t pluck the pile on my Simba
I won’t! I’ll just run them up and down you!
Don’t damage my ballbag skin " 
I would never hurt you ! | |||
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"Googles simba mattresses and fake boob jobs "My mate Dave can get you a mattress but I wouldn’t trust him to get you some knock off tits though | |||
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"I think I love you. I don't have a simba mattress but I do have The Lion King on DVD. Is your television 4K? I don't have a TV I usually get the binoculars out and zoom in to my neighbours when they put it on usually around 8pm. I can however put the DVD in my asshole and then recite The Lion King word for word if that turns you on." I’d love to penetrate your circle of life | |||
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"Firstly what is a Simba mattress please. Secondly i have big tits so i'm in for a bit. Apparently they will help my sleep problem. I’ll try anything just to get a few hours shut eye
Having a good old wank before bed may wear you out and help with your sleep problem...i think i may try it too
Can you send me your big tits to wank over please
I may just do that. Can you send me something in return please?
I can place a deposit on your box
On, or in?
Both. And on your tits
Oh like a bukkake for one. Go on then
I hope your Simba is good
Its the best "I just go and was my bobbies helmet in the sink | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
I would never hurt you promise
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls
Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol
Yes please send me deets, I will say they are quite long now
Don’t pluck the pile on my Simba
I won’t! I’ll just run them up and down you!
Don’t damage my ballbag skin
I would never hurt you ! "Just break my heart | |||
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"Find a genuine female or couple " Remember that famous saying dude ‘If they don’t sleep on a Simba then they’re not a real swinga’  | |||
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"Googles simba mattresses and fake boob jobs
My mate Dave can get you a mattress but I wouldn’t trust him to get you some knock off tits though "What if i half fill some balloons with warm water and jiggle | |||
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"What if i half fill some balloons with warm water and jiggle "Is that a euphemism? | |||
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"What if i half fill some balloons with warm water and jiggle
Is that a euphemism?"It's anything you want it to be baby | |||
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"I've currently got a super-duper NHS air cushion mattress, cos I'm special
Is it good for shagging on?
Errrrrrr I've not tried and there may be some "technical difficulties" in carrying out an experiment
I would never hurt you promise
Can you report back please as this maybe just what I need
Please can come and hold my little willy out of the way then? I think there are logistical challenges
OK but I’m not touching your balls
Aaaa Rex!! Do you want me to run my nails along yours instead lol
Yes please send me deets, I will say they are quite long now
Don’t pluck the pile on my Simba
I won’t! I’ll just run them up and down you!
Don’t damage my ballbag skin
I would never hurt you !
Just break my heart "I would never do that ! doesn’t roll like that!
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"Damn, ours is a Premier Inn mattress You’re not sharing it with 28 other people are you? "Sadly not | |||
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"I think I love you. I don't have a simba mattress but I do have The Lion King on DVD. Is your television 4K? I don't have a TV I usually get the binoculars out and zoom in to my neighbours when they put it on usually around 8pm. I can however put the DVD in my asshole and then recite The Lion King word for word if that turns you on. I’d love to penetrate your circle of life "You're so effortlessly attractive. | |||
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"I think I love you. I don't have a simba mattress but I do have The Lion King on DVD. Is your television 4K? I don't have a TV I usually get the binoculars out and zoom in to my neighbours when they put it on usually around 8pm. I can however put the DVD in my asshole and then recite The Lion King word for word if that turns you on. I’d love to penetrate your circle of life
You're so effortlessly attractive."Careful, or he'll have an ego the size of his left testicle | |||
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"Sorry , only got a memory foam topper." What's the equivalent "bottom"? | |||
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"Sorry , only got a memory foam topper. What's the equivalent "bottom"? "KC on another note hope you’re doing ok xx and that the pain. Relief is kicked in and helping you
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"Sorry , only got a memory foam topper. What's the equivalent "bottom"?
KC on another note hope you’re doing ok xx and that the pain. Relief is kicked in and helping you
"Thank you for the kind message
I'm taking enough stuff to tranquillise a baby elephant, but still the pain pokes its way through. We are launching a multi disciplinary investigation (finally), but might have to wait till Monday now, for the relevant persons. Surviving is the best way to describe my present circumstances......
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"Sorry , only got a memory foam topper. What's the equivalent "bottom"?
KC on another note hope you’re doing ok xx and that the pain. Relief is kicked in and helping you
Thank you for the kind message
I'm taking enough stuff to tranquillise a baby elephant, but still the pain pokes its way through. We are launching a multi disciplinary investigation (finally), but might have to wait till Monday now, for the relevant persons. Surviving is the best way to describe my present circumstances......
Thank you again "Oh bless ya hon!!! Hope it all works out and your back to your normal you! Fingers crossed everything gets sorted for you ( love) Tbh I’m waiting for dr to talk as my pain meds are just not doing it ! | |||
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"Interesting way to try out potential purchases. Try before you buy dude "That's why I didn't ask her to marry me for about 3 years | |||
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