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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Where as I sat on the sofa eating popcorn and chatting to my bitches!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where as I sat on the sofa eating popcorn and chatting to my bitches! "

I'm assuming thus is the female of the couple commenting

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I am glad I wasn't born a man but I have to ask why you left all those tasks until the last minute. Women tend to do them over the course of the week after they get in from work and in between sorting out the children

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Where as I sat on the sofa eating popcorn and chatting to my bitches! "

Sweet or Salty?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Where as I sat on the sofa eating popcorn and chatting to my bitches!

I'm assuming thus is the female of the couple commenting "

You know what they say about assumptions!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Where as I sat on the sofa eating popcorn and chatting to my bitches!

Sweet or Salty?"

Both obvs, I’m not a heathen!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I hate to tell you this Dan, but you missed a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am glad I wasn't born a man but I have to ask why you left all those tasks until the last minute. Women tend to do them over the course of the week after they get in from work and in between sorting out the children "

No no not last minute at all! It's a daily routine then I go for a 20 ish mile bike ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate to tell you this Dan, but you missed a bit."

Doing it today lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male "

Brave.

Good luck with this.

A

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male

Brave.

Good luck with this.

A"

Not brave. Just stupid. Enough said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male

Brave.

Good luck with this.

A"

I just hope they appreciate what an easy and chilled life they have that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes us women have all that to do plus more, laundry, ironing, the grocery shopping, cooking, homework with children,being taxi service to children as well as working full time.

What was the point you were making again?

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Can you come and do mine?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Sorry OP, what's your point?

We do all those chores AND find time for ourselves to do the fun stuff... but we don't need to boast about our achievements.

It's called being an adult.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yeah, I just go out to earn the vast majority of the money....

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male "

Legend what a guy, taking care of responsibilities, who would thought adulting would be so much graft

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male "

Dude! Too much!

I just hire a local Mrs Mop to come and sort it all for me each week while I’m out at work- I don’t clean crappers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am glad I wasn't born a man but I have to ask why you left all those tasks until the last minute. Women tend to do them over the course of the week after they get in from work and in between sorting out the children

No no not last minute at all! It's a daily routine then I go for a 20 ish mile bike ride "

It's obviously not enough work for you as you've got time to come on here and natter. Come on get on with it, you're slacking!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry OP, what's your point?

We do all those chores AND find time for ourselves to do the fun stuff... but we don't need to boast about our achievements.

It's called being an adult."

Maybe it's just that I have a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am glad I wasn't born a man but I have to ask why you left all those tasks until the last minute. Women tend to do them over the course of the week after they get in from work and in between sorting out the children

No no not last minute at all! It's a daily routine then I go for a 20 ish mile bike ride

It's obviously not enough work for you as you've got time to come on here and natter. Come on get on with it, you're slacking!!"

Taking a half hour break

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I am glad I wasn't born a man but I have to ask why you left all those tasks until the last minute. Women tend to do them over the course of the week after they get in from work and in between sorting out the children

No no not last minute at all! It's a daily routine then I go for a 20 ish mile bike ride "

You do all that daily? What are you washing to make up three loads a day!

Anyway can't stop I'm off to have coffee with my mates. Toodle pip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am glad I wasn't born a man but I have to ask why you left all those tasks until the last minute. Women tend to do them over the course of the week after they get in from work and in between sorting out the children

No no not last minute at all! It's a daily routine then I go for a 20 ish mile bike ride

You do all that daily? What are you washing to make up three loads a day!

Anyway can't stop I'm off to have coffee with my mates. Toodle pip "

Haha

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh my god I found my twin lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You done all of that in a day? I don't believe you!

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

So you did the cleaning, the washing and the cooking, then a 20 mile bike ride - what did you do after lunch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you did the cleaning, the washing and the cooking, then a 20 mile bike ride - what did you do after lunch?"

No time for lunch I'm afraid

Only ladies have time for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MR muscle loves the jobs you hate

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"Sorry OP, what's your point?

We do all those chores AND find time for ourselves to do the fun stuff... but we don't need to boast about our achievements.

It's called being an adult.

Maybe it's just that I have a sense of humour "

Agree Dan, some people eh?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah come on, that sounds like light work. I can easily do all of that in a day plus squeeze in a few fun extras... you are slacking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry OP, what's your point?

We do all those chores AND find time for ourselves to do the fun stuff... but we don't need to boast about our achievements.

It's called being an adult.

Maybe it's just that I have a sense of humour

Agree Dan, some people eh?.. "

No comment

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male "

I get where you’re coming from OP.

I fear future generations of women will loose the ability to perform these tasks , as they have become so dependent on men doing it for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male

I get where you’re coming from OP.

I fear future generations of women will loose the ability to perform these tasks , as they have become so dependent on men doing it for them "

History lessons in schools will focus on it I would hope

Teach tbe girls how good they have it

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Sorry OP, what's your point?

We do all those chores AND find time for ourselves to do the fun stuff... but we don't need to boast about our achievements.

It's called being an adult.

Maybe it's just that I have a sense of humour "

Funnily enough... I agree. But everyone interprets posts differently, as you clearly did with mine.

Hey ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP, what's your point?

We do all those chores AND find time for ourselves to do the fun stuff... but we don't need to boast about our achievements.

It's called being an adult.

Maybe it's just that I have a sense of humour

Funnily enough... I agree. But everyone interprets posts differently, as you clearly did with mine.

Hey ho! "

The beauty of idiosyncratic perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am glad I wasn't born a man but I have to ask why you left all those tasks until the last minute. Women tend to do them over the course of the week after they get in from work and in between sorting out the children

No no not last minute at all! It's a daily routine then I go for a 20 ish mile bike ride

You do all that daily? What are you washing to make up three loads a day!

Anyway can't stop I'm off to have coffee with my mates. Toodle pip "

Maybe his 'three loads a day' aren't laundry

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Homegirl needs a new hairdresser and manicurist if she needs a top up each day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I spent the whole of yesterday cleaning my house.

Scrubbed and bleached the kitchen and bathroom

Cleaned the oven

Vacuumed throughout

Polished

Swept the yard and cleared the leaves

Did 3 loads of washing/drying including all my bedding

Prepared a stew for the slow cooker for the kids visiting later

Cleaned tbe windows and blinds

Then it got me thinking how lovely it would have been to have been born a female

Being able to spend the day getting pampered

Going for a manicure/ pedicure

Having my hair done

Meeting friends for coffee

Etc etc etc

Ladies you have a great life, be appreciative that you wasn't born a male

Brave.

Good luck with this.

A

Not brave. Just stupid. Enough said. "

I second that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am glad I wasn't born a man but I have to ask why you left all those tasks until the last minute. Women tend to do them over the course of the week after they get in from work and in between sorting out the children

No no not last minute at all! It's a daily routine then I go for a 20 ish mile bike ride

You do all that daily? What are you washing to make up three loads a day!

Anyway can't stop I'm off to have coffee with my mates. Toodle pip

Maybe his 'three loads a day' aren't laundry "

I wonder if he used fabric conditioner for that?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Where as I sat on the sofa eating popcorn and chatting to my bitches!

Sweet or Salty?"

Can I join on?

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