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"Evening "• Gooooood Evening! •_injaprincess• 
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"Good evening Nero, good evening fellow nocturnes. I'm enjoying a cheeky white wine at the end of my birthday today, and in the company of the ever wonderful FriskyBob! " • Håppy Birthdåy and evening felicitations to "LadyOcc", the refined and urbane half of LadyOcc and FriskyBob. Are you enjoying your birthday libations?   | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening fellow nocturnes. I'm enjoying a cheeky white wine at the end of my birthday today, and in the company of the ever wonderful FriskyBob! • Håppy Birthdåy and evening felicitations to "LadyOcc", the refined and urbane half of LadyOcc and FriskyBob. Are you enjoying your birthday libations? "Very much so, thank you! Even better with the company | |||
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You are, of course, tonight's F¹rst poster!"Omg I think this may be the first time !!!! Woop Woop ! 
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"Good evening Nero, hows' tricks? "° Tess (of the d'Urbervilles), good evening. I am a prestigiator: my tricks are doing rather splendidly. Are you well? | |||
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"Evening seems like a quiet night" • Perhaps, Tíme4lîfe...but for you we shall take it from Zero to Nero in no time at all. Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. | |||
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"Hello " • Less haste more chaste! Good evening Çhastesubs!! | |||
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"Hello and goodbye - my bed awaits and beauty sleep is needed "• Hello...and...goodnight!  xx | |||
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"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round. London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls! Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™- Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond... Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity. Don't be shy — come and say Hi. °" Hello Darling we keep missing each other at socials. Lol! | |||
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"The night is still young. But I'll come and take a seat. Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x Good evening one and all " hiii | |||
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"The night is still young. But I'll come and take a seat. Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x Good evening one and all " • Gööd ëvëning AttentiveRabbit. You're in the right place. The doyens of Fab are perched upon the Chesterfields and the banquettes. The door may be ajar but the Snug Bar is open until the hour of the crepuscular moon. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening fellow nocturnes. I'm enjoying a cheeky white wine at the end of my birthday today, and in the company of the ever wonderful FriskyBob! • Håppy Birthdåy and evening felicitations to "LadyOcc", the refined and urbane half of LadyOcc and FriskyBob. Are you enjoying your birthday libations?
Very much so, thank you! Even better with the company
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"Evening Nero, you fine chap. How the devil are you? Evening fellow nocturnals! "• Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals. I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well? | |||
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You are, of course, tonight's F¹rst poster!
Omg I think this may be the first time !!!! Woop Woop !
Hope everyone is having an amazing evening "• The ¹st time is always sublime. You do get a prize by the way... | |||
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"Good evening everyone. X" ° g0°d evening —newSHYcouple69— Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship.  | |||
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Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.
I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?"I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts. | |||
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"Good evening all "• Now this is a rather fine and capital couple: persuasion²²! Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today? | |||
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Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today?"Thank you! Not too bad, if a bit on the nippy side. Hope you've had a good day/ evening? | |||
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"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster ! "• My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring.  | |||
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"The night is still young. But I'll come and take a seat. Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x Good evening one and all • Gööd ëvëning AttentiveRabbit. You're in the right place. The doyens of Fab are perched upon the Chesterfields and the banquettes. The door may be ajar but the Snug Bar is open until the hour of the crepuscular moon." Sounds like my kinda place, I'll kick off my Chelsea boots hang my t and recline by the log fire and undress with my eyes as I perv the attendees | |||
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"Good evening "• Damn and botherations! I'm soooo far behind. Good evening red-white-and-Blu'_! How do you do? How is life in Jerkwater, USA? How many medications did you dispense today?  | |||
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"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round. London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls! Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™- Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond... Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity. Don't be shy — come and say Hi. ° Hello Darling we keep missing each other at socials. Lol!" • Yes we do! We are Dhows passing each other in the night. One day we will dock and berth together. Are you well? | |||
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"The night is still young. But I'll come and take a seat. Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x Good evening one and all hiii"• Hîíiïì... | |||
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"Evening all "• Evening greetings, N|c85. Can you hear the symphony of the sea? | |||
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"Evening Nero, you fine chap. How the devil are you? Evening fellow nocturnals!
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Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.
I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?
I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts. "• That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings? | |||
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Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today?
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Hope you've had a good day/ evening?"• I do prefer the nipples side.  | |||
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"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !
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My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring. "Ohhhhh what is my prize!!!! Don’t ha and slim only give out a Jaffa cake? Lol Love them really 
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"Evening Nero, you fine chap. How the devil are you? Evening fellow nocturnals!
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I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?
I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.
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That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?"The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead | |||
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"The night is still young. But I'll come and take a seat. Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x Good evening one and all • Gööd ëvëning AttentiveRabbit. You're in the right place. The doyens of Fab are perched upon the Chesterfields and the banquettes. The door may be ajar but the Snug Bar is open until the hour of the crepuscular moon. Sounds like my kinda place, I'll kick off my Chelsea boots hang my t and recline by the log fire and undress with my eyes as I perv the attendees " • The vestibule, yonder, houses some of the vintage stuff. You'll find a fine bottle or two to uncork, decant and share. Get pouring. | |||
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"That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?" Evening Nero and other nocturnals. My dream chairs would be either Mies van der Rohe or Eames. J | |||
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"Aloha "• Monosyllabic as ever. Good evening oh laconic one! I have a Smythson™ notebook for you, leather clad and monogrammed in gold leaf. It's for you to capture your thoughts in singleton words. | |||
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Monosyllabic as ever. Good evening oh laconic one! I have a Smythson™ notebook for you, leather clad and monogrammed in gold leaf. It's for you to capture your thoughts in singleton words."That is most thoughtful of you! I shall swoon when I received such a handsome gift | |||
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"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !
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My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring.
Ohhhhh what is my prize!!!! Don’t ha and slim only give out a Jaffa cake? Lol
Love them really
Might be as this is my newer profile tbh can’t remember how long I’ve been a "• Your prize... I'm still working on it. It will be hand-crafted with deft and flair. What happened to your øld prøfile? What moniker did you go by before? | |||
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"Good evening Nero, hows' tricks?
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Tess (of the d'Urbervilles), good evening. I am a prestigiator: my tricks are doing rather splendidly. Are you well? "Quite well thankyou, glad you are able to use yet another word to expand my vocabulary! | |||
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"Evening Nero, you fine chap. How the devil are you? Evening fellow nocturnals!
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Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.
I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?
I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.
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That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?
The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead "• Ah.... weapons of mass seduction? I love it! | |||
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Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today?
Thank you! Not too bad, if a bit on the nippy side.
Hope you've had a good day/ evening?
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I do prefer the nipples side.
As does Mr P ."• He's a luckyy ? indeed! | |||
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"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round. London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls! Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™- Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond... Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity. Don't be shy — come and say Hi. ° Hello Darling we keep missing each other at socials. Lol! • Yes we do! We are Dhows passing each other in the night. One day we will dock and berth together. Are you well?" I'm as well as can be, kind Sir. Just last night I was thinking of the British Raj on Kasmihiri lakes unwrapping saris and all sorts in houseboats amongst floating hanging gardens of spices. Lol! There is a certain luxuriant sensuality to watercraft.
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"Hello!" • Good evening •Swing• Everyone say hello to Inaswingdress, aka Swing, aka Inå. She's new here and still finding her (hobbit) feet. | |||
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"Hello! • Good evening •Swing• Everyone say hello to Inaswingdress, aka Swing, aka Inå. She's new here and still finding her (hobbit) feet. "New? lord  | |||
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"That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings? Evening Nero and other nocturnals. My dream chairs would be either Mies van der Rohe or Eames. J" • Those are wonderful! I love Modernism and I'm mad about Bauhaus. I have a few choice pieces myself... An Arne Jacobsen 'ant' chair from 1955... | |||
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Monosyllabic as ever. Good evening oh laconic one! I have a Smythson™ notebook for you, leather clad and monogrammed in gold leaf. It's for you to capture your thoughts in singleton words.
That is most thoughtful of you! I shall swoon when I received such a handsome gift "• You're fast becoming a Swooner Extraordinaire! | |||
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"Evening Nero, you fine chap. How the devil are you? Evening fellow nocturnals!
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Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.
I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?
I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.
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That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?
The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead
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Ah.... weapons of mass seduction? I love it!"Oh, but of course, I hear it’s the Viking way | |||
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"Good evening Nero, hows' tricks?
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Tess (of the d'Urbervilles), good evening. I am a prestigiator: my tricks are doing rather splendidly. Are you well?
Quite well thankyou, glad you are able to use yet another word to expand my vocabulary! "•• •• | |||
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Monosyllabic as ever. Good evening oh laconic one! I have a Smythson™ notebook for you, leather clad and monogrammed in gold leaf. It's for you to capture your thoughts in singleton words.
That is most thoughtful of you! I shall swoon when I received such a handsome gift
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You're fast becoming a Swooner Extraordinaire!"I’ve found is the best way for gentlepeople to try and resuscitate me | |||
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"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round. London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls! Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™- Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond... Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity. Don't be shy — come and say Hi. ° Hello Darling we keep missing each other at socials. Lol! • Yes we do! We are Dhows passing each other in the night. One day we will dock and berth together. Are you well? I'm as well as can be, kind Sir. Just last night I was thinking of the British Raj on Kasmihiri lakes unwrapping saris and all sorts in houseboats amongst floating hanging gardens of spices. Lol! There is a certain luxuriant sensuality to watercraft.
I am abed so bid you all adieu."• Peaceful slumber ² you! | |||
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"Evening Nero, you fine chap. How the devil are you? Evening fellow nocturnals!
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Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.
I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?
I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.
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That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?
The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead
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Ah.... weapons of mass seduction? I love it!
Oh, but of course, I hear it’s the Viking way "• There's curds and whey. And then there's the Viking Way. I know which one I prefer! | |||
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"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !
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My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring.
Ohhhhh what is my prize!!!! Don’t ha and slim only give out a Jaffa cake? Lol
Love them really
Might be as this is my newer profile tbh can’t remember how long I’ve been a
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Your prize... I'm still working on it. It will be hand-crafted with deft and flair.
What happened to your øld prøfile? What moniker did you go by before?"Awww that sounds amazing!!! Never received such a gift! Can’t wait!
I closed it in a rage of craziness and then regretted it! Lol
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"Evening Nero, you fine chap. How the devil are you? Evening fellow nocturnals!
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Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.
I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?
I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.
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That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?
The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead
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Ah.... weapons of mass seduction? I love it!
Oh, but of course, I hear it’s the Viking way
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"That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings? Evening Nero and other nocturnals. My dream chairs would be either Mies van der Rohe or Eames. J • Those are wonderful! I love Modernism and I'm mad about Bauhaus. I have a few choice pieces myself... An Arne Jacobsen 'ant' chair from 1955..." Oh wow. We rescued a couple of mid-century chairs that were destined for the skip and had them reupholstered. I adore them | |||
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"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !
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My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring.
Ohhhhh what is my prize!!!! Don’t ha and slim only give out a Jaffa cake? Lol
Love them really
Might be as this is my newer profile tbh can’t remember how long I’ve been a
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Your prize... I'm still working on it. It will be hand-crafted with deft and flair.
What happened to your øld prøfile? What moniker did you go by before?
Awww that sounds amazing!!! Never received such a gift! Can’t wait!
I closed it in a rage of craziness and then regretted it! Lol
Mary420 was once me
But in honesty over and on off 13 years I think there’s been a few when single "• Måry420??  What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone? | |||
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"That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings? Evening Nero and other nocturnals. My dream chairs would be either Mies van der Rohe or Eames. J • Those are wonderful! I love Modernism and I'm mad about Bauhaus. I have a few choice pieces myself... An Arne Jacobsen 'ant' chair from 1955... Oh wow. We rescued a couple of mid-century chairs that were destined for the skip and had them reupholstered. I adore them "• I bet they must look amazing! | |||
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Have you done anything exciting recently? Will you do anything exciting in the near future? How are you? "• I'm planning on ravishing a curvy fair maiden in the near future. You're very nosey. | |||
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"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?"And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains... | |||
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"I’ve been having a bath whilst removing the silicone around the edge - living the high life " • Good evening VisiØNØfdignity. I have no words...  | |||
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"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?
And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains..."• Drowned?? That's a rather macabre picture you're painting there!...  † | |||
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It's a film called The Prestige featuring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine and even David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla! Well worth a watch."• I have this niggling feeling that I may have seen this...but quite some time ago. Is one of them 'twins'...?  | |||
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"Evening. Bored as fuck. Pissed off. And genuinely upset at a certain member who thinks what they ask for is ‘copy paste’… won’t name and shame as that’s against the rules. Instead I’m just going to say Hey folks, who’s got the drink? • Sk8r_Boi - good evening! Don't copy and paste. Just retype the same message every time instead. That takes effort. Effort = results. "Lol I don’t copy paste. I’m guessing my message was so generic they thought it was. Their loss | |||
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Does Nero?
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Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!
Green olives or Black olives ???
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Does Nero?
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It's a film called The Prestige featuring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine and even David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla! Well worth a watch.
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That's the one! Between us we have thoroughly spoilered it for anyone who hasn't yet seen it. Oops.
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Does Nero?
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You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:
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Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!
Green olives or Black olives ???
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Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!
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Does Nero?
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Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!
Green olives or Black olives ???
On tenterhooks awaiting the reply
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Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!
Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!
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Does Nero?
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Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!
Green olives or Black olives ???
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Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!
Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!
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Thank you for taking the plunge and joining us."By rogue, he means me
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FFS KC², where on Earth did you spring from?? You could have at least donned yourself in your signature Lab Coat...for me. I have an appetite. It requires whetting, if you please.
What's the latest with the Bungalow?
And also... you're in hospital. And that means: free heating, bed and board (three meals a day including jelly, ice cream and lashings of ginger beer), power communal showers, free NHS WiFi, comfy bed, copies of moth-eaten and well-thumbed Women's Weekly et al. "Just for you, I've slipped into my lab coat. To respond to the Honourable Gentleman's points: - Bungalow - buyer is waiting for the local council to report back on searches. Seems like they're searching the the Holy grail, it's taking that long! - Heating - excessive. Tonight I was provided with a fan. I could save the NHS squillions of pounds by turning the heating down a notch! Bed - weird air mattress thingy because I'm an old lady at risk of bed sores apparently. Not my favourite. Meals - exist. Contents unknown. Ice cream - two words: lactose intolerance. Shower - for special people like me, consists of a coffin-like cabin, just big enough for me to sit down sort of sideways. My knees touch the door. Water pressure adequate. Pain levels during - inadequate. WiFi - no Fabbing allowed on the NHS WiFi, so it's 4G all the way. Woman's Weekly - negative. *Ends broadcast* | |||
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Does Nero?
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Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!
Green olives or Black olives ???
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Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!
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I’m still in tears here Nero!!
Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken
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I’m still in tears here Nero!!
Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken
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I'm terribly sorry. I thought I was a gentleman. It turns out that I was thinking with my phallus. (I'm a 'genitalman')"I see that now!!! Alll that gentleman swooning you pulled out to hook me in!! I feel violated!! I’m off to make brownies and I’m not sharing!
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Thank you for taking the plunge and joining us.
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"A late entry from emergency ward 10 here. I've just had a massive dose of oramorph so hopefully will be able to get a bit of sleep. They need to invent new ways to alleviate pain in those of us who are impervious to the existing ones. I'm sure my liver and kidneys will fail before I actually achieve pain relief! What did I do today? I stared at the wall. I tortured myself by having a shower. I had my bum inspected for bed sores 4 times ("perfect", declared the last nurse). I filled bags with pee and had them emptied. Fun times, Nerø. Fun times
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FFS KC², where on Earth did you spring from?? You could have at least donned yourself in your signature Lab Coat...for me. I have an appetite. It requires whetting, if you please.
What's the latest with the Bungalow?
And also... you're in hospital. And that means: free heating, bed and board (three meals a day including jelly, ice cream and lashings of ginger beer), power communal showers, free NHS WiFi, comfy bed, copies of moth-eaten and well-thumbed Women's Weekly et al.
Just for you, I've slipped into my lab coat.
To respond to the Honourable Gentleman's points:
- Bungalow - buyer is waiting for the local council to report back on searches. Seems like they're searching the the Holy grail, it's taking that long!
- Heating - excessive. Tonight I was provided with a fan. I could save the NHS squillions of pounds by turning the heating down a notch!
Bed - weird air mattress thingy because I'm an old lady at risk of bed sores apparently. Not my favourite.
Meals - exist. Contents unknown.
Ice cream - two words: lactose intolerance.
Shower - for special people like me, consists of a coffin-like cabin, just big enough for me to sit down sort of sideways. My knees touch the door. Water pressure adequate. Pain levels during - inadequate.
WiFi - no Fabbing allowed on the NHS WiFi, so it's 4G all the way.
Woman's Weekly - negative.
*Ends broadcast* "• I do enjoy your voluminous evening soliloquies! Thank you KC². P.S. I remember when I fired up Fab on the NHS WiFi. The entire place went into Defcon 1 and total lockdown! | |||
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" I’m not happy about you being sad though. Schadenfreude avoider. I am trying. Well then give me booby hugs and don’t ignore me when I message you and I shall be fine
Ah. Apologies. I shall accept the hug and remedy my replying skills tomorrow.
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" I’m not happy about you being sad though. Schadenfreude avoider." • Epicaricacy averse. | |||
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"Green olives or Black olives ??? On tenterhooks awaiting the reply
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Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!
Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!
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That has to be my shortest honeymoon ever!
I’m still in tears here Nero!!
Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken
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I'm terribly sorry. I thought I was a gentleman. It turns out that I was thinking with my phallus. (I'm a 'genitalman')
I see that now!!! Alll that gentleman swooning you pulled out to hook me in!!
I feel violated!! I’m off to make brownies and I’m not sharing!
Everyone blame Nero!
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"Buongiorno Nero. I should go to sleep but don't really feel like it. " • Good evening Måggy! I'm just about to stick the dishwasher on and then head to bed. | |||
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" I’m not happy about you being sad though. Schadenfreude avoider. • Epicaricacy averse." Very much so!!!! | |||
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"Green olives or Black olives ??? On tenterhooks awaiting the reply
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Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!
Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!
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That has to be my shortest honeymoon ever!
I’m still in tears here Nero!!
Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken
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I'm terribly sorry. I thought I was a gentleman. It turns out that I was thinking with my phallus. (I'm a 'genitalman')
I see that now!!! Alll that gentleman swooning you pulled out to hook me in!!
I feel violated!! I’m off to make brownies and I’m not sharing!
Everyone blame Nero!
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There's always tomorrow's Nocturnal. A chance for redemption."Well I expect you to be redeeming yourself back into my good books! I’ll eat it all otherwise ! | |||
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"Evening night owls, newbie here having myself a very interesting week indeed. Nice to make your acquaintence. • Gööd ëvëning, °HerIndoors° Welcome to the Nøcturnal fellowship. You are amongst friends and roguish dipsomaniacs. But they're all wonderful in their own inestimable way!
Thank you for taking the plunge and joining us.
By rogue, he means me
Fancy some chips?
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"Bedtime. Good night all!" Good night, you charmer. Dream well | |||
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"Well I expect you to be redeeming yourself back into my good books! I’ll eat it all otherwise ! "• This fåir maiden is very demanding! | |||
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"Buongiorno Nero. I should go to sleep but don't really feel like it. • Good evening Måggy! I'm just about to stick the dishwasher on and then head to bed. "Be careful putting that dishwasher on at night. Have a good kip. | |||
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"^^^ Did you know that "kip" means "chicken" in Dutch? " Have you had Any sleep! | |||
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"^^^ Did you know that "kip" means "chicken" in Dutch? Have you had Any sleep! "Not much, no. I've just scoffed some more oramorph in the hope it'll allow me another hour or two | |||
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"^^^ Did you know that "kip" means "chicken" in Dutch? Have you had Any sleep!
Not much, no. I've just scoffed some more oramorph in the hope it'll allow me another hour or two " | |||
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