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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It seems that not a day goes past without another attack by a dog either on a human or another dog. They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. Everyone caught speeding in a car with a dog should be banned and everyone who applies should be interviewed by a panel of dignatories including a policeman of at least the rank of inspector, a member of the clergy and a local doctor or Parish Councillor.rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, that'll solve it.

How many people have been caught driving without a license?

I doubt it would be much of a deterent, to be fair, and then how do you Police it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a similar procedure to adopt an exempted dog

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A dog licence isn't going to prevent the actions of the animal should it attack

So should be made to take obedience training so the owner has control and animal trained to understand

At end given a certificate

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. over"

Just ban dogs from driving cars- problem solved...not even if its a Rover

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"It seems that not a day goes past without another attack by a dog either on a human or another dog. They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. Everyone caught speeding in a car with a dog should be banned and everyone who applies should be interviewed by a panel of dignatories including a policeman of at least the rank of inspector, a member of the clergy and a local doctor or Parish Councillor.rant over"

You're fucking barking mate..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems that not a day goes past without another attack by a dog either on a human or another dog. They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. Everyone caught speeding in a car with a dog should be banned and everyone who applies should be interviewed by a panel of dignatories including a policeman of at least the rank of inspector, a member of the clergy and a local doctor or Parish Councillor.rant over"

Some say the same rules should apply when posting a topic

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"It seems that not a day goes past without another attack by a dog either on a human or another dog. They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. Everyone caught speeding in a car with a dog should be banned and everyone who applies should be interviewed by a panel of dignatories including a policeman of at least the rank of inspector, a member of the clergy and a local doctor or Parish Councillor.rant over"
All of these high ranking dignitaries being dog owners lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

People should be made to take an iQ test before becoming one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next??"

No bad dogs only bad owners

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next??

No bad dogs only bad owners "

Maybe we should ban dogs and owners? Cover all bases then! Probably wouldn't notice if we put a bowl of goldfish in charge of the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next??

No bad dogs only bad owners

Maybe we should ban dogs and owners? Cover all bases then! Probably wouldn't notice if we put a bowl of goldfish in charge of the country. "

All for banning people when Mother Nature kicks us off the world can turn back into a lovely place again.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Much simpler solution. Ban dogs. Problem solved. Right, what's next??

No bad dogs only bad owners

Maybe we should ban dogs and owners? Cover all bases then! Probably wouldn't notice if we put a bowl of goldfish in charge of the country.

All for banning people when Mother Nature kicks us off the world can turn back into a lovely place again. "

I'd also ban rats. Too many bird species have gone extinct because they eat the eggs. I suppose if humans didn't move the rats all about the place though?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate "

Apparently an average of 3 deaths per year caused by dogs and over 700 homicides so what’s more dangerous dogs or people????

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A dog on the wrong hands causes death..

Licence the buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate "

Also a firearm never killed anyone it’s the person who pulls the trigger that’s to blame

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate

Also a firearm never killed anyone it’s the person who pulls the trigger that’s to blame "

Guns don't kill people. Rappers do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dog on the wrong hands causes death..

Licence the buggers "

Car drivers already licences look how many deaths caused by them compared to dogs

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate "

I'm confused, . , if I go dogging will I need a dog licence or a gun licence if my hound is so lethal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate

Also a firearm never killed anyone it’s the person who pulls the trigger that’s to blame "

Don't start with that American bollocks here fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dog on the wrong hands causes death..

Licence the buggers

Car drivers already licences look how many deaths caused by them compared to dogs"

To be fair, I've never once, in all my years, heard of any dog crashing a car, so, by that measure, they surely must be safer drivers thdn the rest of us.

Maybe thet's why they don't need licenses anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Guns don't kill people. Rappers do "

Yessss!!!!!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

policeman of at least the rank of inspector, a member of the clergy and a local doctor or Parish Councillor.

Most have been convicted of either corruption gropping. Clergy/parish tampering with kids. Why not just via the RSPCA

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Do I need a dogging licence?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate

I'm confused, . , if I go dogging will I need a dog licence or a gun licence if my hound is so lethal ? "

You will need to take a Labrador with you. Gun dog license

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate "

On average, there are 15 fatalities from ladder falls and 20 from falling out of bed each year in the UK Tom- do we need to licence these vicious buggers too Tom?

Spoon Tom...SPOOOOOOONS! they can have some buggers eye out you know...i've got a drawer of the poisonous buggers at home Tom, do i need to inform MI6?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate

On average, there are 15 fatalities from ladder falls and 20 from falling out of bed each year in the UK Tom- do we need to licence these vicious buggers too Tom?

Spoon Tom...SPOOOOOOONS! they can have some buggers eye out you know...i've got a drawer of the poisonous buggers at home Tom, do i need to inform MI6? "

Spoons could be sharpened to make a dangerous weapon. I say ban 'em. We don't need them. The good lord gave us hands to eat with

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate

On average, there are 15 fatalities from ladder falls and 20 from falling out of bed each year in the UK Tom- do we need to licence these vicious buggers too Tom?

Spoon Tom...SPOOOOOOONS! they can have some buggers eye out you know...i've got a drawer of the poisonous buggers at home Tom, do i need to inform MI6?

Spoons could be sharpened to make a dangerous weapon. I say ban 'em. We don't need them. The good lord gave us hands to eat with "

Hands can strang1e people- vicious buggers, just chop em off!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Most seem to agree. A dog can be a lethal weapon ..

They are like a firearm and police should visit homes and licence given if appropriate

On average, there are 15 fatalities from ladder falls and 20 from falling out of bed each year in the UK Tom- do we need to licence these vicious buggers too Tom?

Spoon Tom...SPOOOOOOONS! they can have some buggers eye out you know...i've got a drawer of the poisonous buggers at home Tom, do i need to inform MI6?

Spoons could be sharpened to make a dangerous weapon. I say ban 'em. We don't need them. The good lord gave us hands to eat with

Hands can strang1e people- vicious buggers, just chop em off!"

O believe some countries are already ahead of the game on that one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*I believe.

I don't know who O is!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

There's around 180 deaths per year (Wales and England) from accidental alcohol poisoning. It would make more sense to have a test and licensing system for those who wish to drink alcohol.

Gbat

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Dog licence temoved by poster at 27/01/23 00:11:00]"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

How much is this going to cost? Who will pay? Which political party is going to push this into law?

For the people who won't or can't pay, what happens to the dogs?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Don't worry, it's not a real idea, just a Tomism.

Gbat

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Raising a dog is like raising a child. Its behaviour depends on how much effort you up it. I could make those rat dogs into killers and a Rothweiler into one of the most loving creatures you’ll even meet.

The mr

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"A dog on the wrong hands causes death..

Licence the buggers

Car drivers already licences look how many deaths caused by them compared to dogs

To be fair, I've never once, in all my years, heard of any dog crashing a car, so, by that measure, they surely must be safer drivers thdn the rest of us.

Maybe thet's why they don't need licenses anymore"

There have been a few stories in the news about dogs crashing cars...

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"They should bring back the dog licence. Everyone with a criminal conviction should be banned. over

Just ban dogs from driving cars- problem solved...not even if its a Rover"

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There have been so many dog attacks lately...

Maybe time to reset

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Classic scaremongering by Tom, Fab's own Daily Mail

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Criminal conviction ?

So i have a criminal conviction so that make me in trustworthy to own a dog ?

Doesn’t it matter what my conviction was for ! ?

A dog isn’t the problem same as the Ferrel teenager

It’s the owner that’s the problem

Do not tar everyone with the same brush !!

Not all dogs and owners are alike

Believe it or not a very very big percentage of dogs and owners are very loving and friendly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There have been so many dog attacks lately...

Maybe time to reset "

How many stabings Tom way more than dog attacks. You going to make people get a licence to buy kitchen knives??

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By *iscreett84Man
over a year ago

Longford

They still have dog licences…… the problem isn’t the dog, it’s the owner! I had a staffie, properly socialised and monitored, he was terrified of small dogs because they kept attacking him, he never once barked or growled at another dog or person outside our home, and when at home only ever at crows, neighbours cat, or anyone who tried climb over the garden fence, currently own a half American Pitbull x Rottweiler, once again, properly socialised and responsible owner, loves other animals and people, but still is never off lead when other people or animals are nearby, because I don’t trust them, recently had a disturbance at my house, the dangerous breed, got scared and hid. When I got my current dog, I made sure to introduce her to the kids in the family and other small dogs when she was 3/4 months, one of the dogs kept latching on to her face, small dog, badly socialised, she just wagged her tail and still wanted to play with him! Although I trust my dog to behave, I never give her an opportunity to prove me wrong.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Would be criminals might think twice before stealing or robbing if they thought their dog would be confiscated

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

its not the breed its the owners ...

all our dogs have been bull breeds all rescued all have had bad past all settle and become the most loving pets you can have

i think no one under 25 should be allowed to own a dog ..it should be licence's and insurance should be the law too ..

the problem is not the dog its alway the owners and people in general ... example we walk our 9 stone boy hes nervous so he on a short lead & mouth guard hes never let off the lead as a running 9stone dog is a weapon in its self hes only off the lead if we are on our own in a secure dog walking area now this is done not to protect people this is done as the idiot who walk there dogs off the lead who cant control them stops there dog being bitten because a dog off the lead will bite one on the lead ...but then these idiot dont realize they are breaking the law ... advice we took from the rspca is body cam so you have proof so thats what we did we brought 2 one for us one for the dog so that anyone tries to claim they were attack can f*ck off he has no interest in attacking anyone protecting yes attacking no..

so ban the stupid humans not the breed .. im all for license and insurance and if you caught with out either the you loses the dog/dogs and then get banned for life from owning one ... dogs just want our love and companionship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, that'll solve it.

How many people have been caught driving without a license?

I doubt it would be much of a deterent, to be fair, and then how do you Police it?"

Could stick a disc on its bum , you know like the old tax disc we used to have in the window screen

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