FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone fancy make me my tea…..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

not sure youd like my options lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

* making FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

not sure youd like my options lol"

Your opinions are tame

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

One lump or two?

Lots of cream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

Result!

I’ll be round in a bit

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

One lump or two?

Lots of cream?"

Beggars can’t be choosers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

thinking about it

Hurry up and think, I’m bloody starving here

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By *elly baby 69Woman
over a year ago

Plymouth

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again

I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a seabird, but I'll make you a crisp sandwich!

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

So biscuit in one hand and your cock in the other? Hope i don't dunk the wrong one

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't want a seabird, but I'll make you a crisp sandwich!

Yeah a seabird doesn't sound great, don't fancy one either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want a seabird, but I'll make you a crisp sandwich!

I’d actually take that right at this minute

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By *elly baby 69Woman
over a year ago

Plymouth

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again

I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

Would you like Gravy with that pie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

So biscuit in one hand and your cock in the other? Hope i don't dunk the wrong one"

I like to live dangerously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want a seabird, but I'll make you a crisp sandwich!

Yeah a seabird doesn't sound great, don't fancy one either.

Your knickers will drop one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again

I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

Would you like Gravy with that pie?"

Ooohhh you definitely want me to do it proper with you, don’t ya?

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By *elly baby 69Woman
over a year ago

Plymouth

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again

I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

Would you like Gravy with that

pie?

Ooohhh you definitely want me to do it proper with you, don’t ya?

I most certainly do..lovely bumping into you agin

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

thinking about it

Hurry up and think, I’m bloody starving here

Patience love

patience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again

I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

Would you like Gravy with that

pie?

Ooohhh you definitely want me to do it proper with you, don’t ya?

I most certainly do..lovely bumping into you agin"

Fray Bentos and gravy it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

thinking about it

Hurry up and think, I’m bloody starving here

Patience love

patience. "

Bloody hurry up

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll cook you anything. For a chance of your brown sauce on my sausage.

The mr

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Milk and sugar? I only have decaffeinated I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean dinner. But no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you ask Shag for his consent ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t like cooking

I do like shagging though

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"I don’t like cooking

I do like shagging though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll cook you anything. For a chance of your brown sauce on my sausage.

The mr "

All of a sudden I’ve turned vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milk and sugar? I only have decaffeinated I'm afraid. "

How did you know I don’t take caffeine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are out of luck, Mav's cooking tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean dinner. But no. "

No. I mean Tea. Dinner is served at dinner by dinner ladies. If they served it at Tea time they’d be called tea ladies FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean dinner. But no.

No. I mean Tea. Dinner is served at dinner by dinner ladies. If they served it at Tea time they’d be called tea ladies FFS

Come on Rex, you know I'm right. Stop arguing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you ask Shag for his consent ?

What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like cooking

I do like shagging though

My undies have just fallen down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are out of luck, Mav's cooking tonight

Maybe some other time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean dinner. But no.

No. I mean Tea. Dinner is served at dinner by dinner ladies. If they served it at Tea time they’d be called tea ladies FFS

Come on Rex, you know I'm right. Stop arguing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t like cooking

I do like shagging though

My undies have just fallen down

wink, wink, still got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like cooking

I do like shagging though

My undies have just fallen down

wink, wink, still got it

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cooking

I do like shagging though

I do like cooking, I don't like shagging though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will carefully bake you turkey dinosaurs, smiley faces and some Peppa Pig spaghetti hoops.

I don't even expect anything in return bestie. I love treating you like the king you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like cooking

I do like shagging though

I do like cooking, I don't like shagging though. "

We know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will carefully bake you turkey dinosaurs, smiley faces and some Peppa Pig spaghetti hoops.

I don't even expect anything in return bestie. I love treating you like the king you are."

Can I have toast soldiers as well please

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