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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Ok, how many of you perverts peel the marzipan off and eat it separately? Absolute filth!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, how many of you perverts peel the marzipan off and eat it separately? Absolute filth!!!

Errrrm, I couldn't admit to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the only way to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The battenberg wouldn't be in the same room as me - it's an affront to cakery!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Go into any bakery or cake shop and ask for anything with marzipan. Getting harder to find. A travesty.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The battenberg wouldn't be in the same room as me - it's an affront to cakery! "

You take that back right now!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The battenberg wouldn't be in the same room as me - it's an affront to cakery!

You take that back right now!!!!!

Shan't!

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By *ayleePhoenixTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I cut a thick slice into the four quarters...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The battenberg wouldn't be in the same room as me - it's an affront to cakery!

You take that back right now!!!!!

Shan't!"

Well, you’ve dipped in my estimations! Not far and you were pretty high to start with. But, still…

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Who would do such a thing?

I need the whole lot in my mouth at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awful stuff

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

And separate the colours, sponge first with marzipan last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole sliced dipped in coffee.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

No time to peel....shove it in me gob now!!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i guess im a perv i peel it off,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, how many of you perverts peel the marzipan off and eat it separately? Absolute filth!!!

No, but when I have a slice, I do eat each square separately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Kit-Kat's? Do you eat them normal or nibble the chocolate off first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a similar note I absolutely have to nibble all the chocolate off a magnum.

Drives her nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to hear about the disgusting thing I used to do with Rich Tea biscuits when I was a kid?

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I take it to another level and peel the marizpan off, then quarter it and eat it all separately .....pure filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to take apart jaffa cakes sometimes.

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Who would do such a thing?

I need the whole lot in my mouth at the same time

I do hope your still referring to the cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The battenberg wouldn't be in the same room as me - it's an affront to cakery!

You take that back right now!!!!!

Shan't!

Well, you’ve dipped in my estimations! Not far and you were pretty high to start with. But, still…

If they didn't put the marzipan on in the first place and it was just coloured sponge, no hint of almond, it would be perfectly acceptable!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It's never even occurred to me.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Ok, how many of you perverts peel the marzipan off and eat it separately? Absolute filth!!!

I thought this was going g to be about the Royal family lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, how many of you perverts peel the marzipan off and eat it separately? Absolute filth!!!

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to take apart jaffa cakes sometimes.

Nibble the chocolate from the rim around the jaffa centre, then pick off the chocolate from the top and peel away the jelly jaffa centre.

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By *rotic LoverMan
over a year ago

York

Oh you can’t do that!! It’s like double the pleasure if you leave it on isn’t it!!?!x

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"The battenberg wouldn't be in the same room as me - it's an affront to cakery!

You take that back right now!!!!!

Shan't!

Well, you’ve dipped in my estimations! Not far and you were pretty high to start with. But, still…

If they didn't put the marzipan on in the first place and it was just coloured sponge, no hint of almond, it would be perfectly acceptable! "

No, no, no, no!! That would be an entirely different cake and nowhere near as yummy!! I only eat Christmas cake for the icing and marzipan.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No I'm a deviant but not that much of a deviant.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I slowly peel the marzipan off and gently place it on my......bin

vile stuff

Tinder

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I slowly peel the marzipan off and gently place it on my......bin

vile stuff

Tinder "

Aaarrrgggghhhhh not another one?!!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I slowly peel the marzipan off and gently place it on my......bin

vile stuff

Tinder "

I used to like you.

*Shakes head.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"The battenberg wouldn't be in the same room as me - it's an affront to cakery!

You take that back right now!!!!!

Shan't!

Well, you’ve dipped in my estimations! Not far and you were pretty high to start with. But, still…

If they didn't put the marzipan on in the first place and it was just coloured sponge, no hint of almond, it would be perfectly acceptable! "

This ^^^

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I made a Battenburg cheesecake a couple of months ago. Made the biscuit base, then sliced a Battenburg into 10 slices and lined the inside of a cake tin with them. Made the cheesecake filling in pink and yellow, then layered them in the tin, freezing each layer for 20 mins before adding the next - 2 layers of each colour - before adding a marzipan topping.

It went down very well with the ladies in the office!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

"Ok, how many of you perverts peel the marzipan off and eat it separately? Absolute filth!!!

Are you suggesting There's another way of eating it??

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester

I once had someone put Battenberg into a beer funnel I was drinking, tasted ok to be fair

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Yet another kink to try out

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