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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

What would be your nightmare holiday, the worst possible scenario.

For me an all inclusive at a resort that only serves shit Brit beer and egg and chips.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll…."

To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be your nightmare holiday, the worst possible scenario.

For me an all inclusive at a resort that only serves shit Brit beer and egg and chips."

That would fo me nicely! Can't be done with all that foreign stuff lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didn't know what it actually is, Water Boarding in Guantanamo Bay would sound like a terrific holiday activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just being plonked by the side of the pool in some resort. Dull!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disneyworld in the height of summer.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I can make the most of my own company and enjoy myself anywhere.

I wouldn't like to be anywhere too hot though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ski ing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….

To put your dick in when you feel lonely ? "

As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh…and Jaywick. That would surely be a holiday from hell.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Booking an Escape Room experience with strangers, to find it's a room full of ex-girlfriends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….

To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?

As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover

"

Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….

To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?

As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover

Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso. "

The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….

To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?

As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover

Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.

The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love "

I will never forget about you and your lovely penis on that lovely body of yours.

You were not just a body though

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

A child-friendly resort in Benners, at which all the families are orange chavs to whom the word class is as foreign a word as por favor.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….

To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?

As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover

Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.

The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love

I will never forget about you and your lovely penis on that lovely body of yours.

You were not just a body though "

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll…."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A walking holiday or a biking holiday or some shit like that

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Any holiday where I meet someone as annoying as me….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Benidorm

Anywhere that serves a full English breakfast

British holiday/camping parks

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

Any holiday where there are loud Brits in Union Jack shorts, bulldog tattoos, egg and bacon for breakfast, egg and chips for lunch and gammon, egg and chips for tea at a Wetherspoons/Linekers/O'Neils pastiche pub with 24hr Engerland football matches on 50 screens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….

To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?

As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover

Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.

The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love

I will never forget about you and your lovely penis on that lovely body of yours.

You were not just a body though

"

You two are so cute

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….

To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?

As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover

Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.

The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love

I will never forget about you and your lovely penis on that lovely body of yours.

You were not just a body though

You two are so cute "

Ours is a love story for the ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benidorm

Shagaluf

Lanzagrottie

Etc etc

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