FabSwingers.com forum: You must be guilty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You must be guilty of something..so on that premise, what crime would you most likely be suspected or accused of, even if you're innocent?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm afraid it's mug'ing.

I stole someone's cøffee.

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Blabbing a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killing a nonce or a politician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent farts in a queue at Tesco

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

" You must be guilty of something..so on that premise, what crime would you most likely be suspected or accused of, even if you're innocent?"

Theft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being too hawt!... Oh, wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all I’m innocent

i promise

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Bossy

but I call it being a leader..

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Probably am I guess

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Public floggings.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I offend people a regular bit this is only my second comment of the day. Surely even I’m not that good.

The mr

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Being a pervert probably

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

"I'm afraid it's mug'ing.

I stole someone's cøffee."

And chips

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Most people assume that if it's illicit or illegal then I have my finger in the pie somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely espionage.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm afraid it's mug'ing.

I stole someone's cøffee.

And chips

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FFS! You're never going to let me live that döwn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crime of passion

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Most people assume that if it's illicit or illegal then I have my finger in the pie somewhere."

You've been fingering bums in McDonald's again haven't you?

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

If I told you I'd have to .... you

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Most people assume that if it's illicit or illegal then I have my finger in the pie somewhere.

You've been fingering bums in McDonald's again haven't you?

Nah. Their veggie burgers are bad enough without that kind of seasoning.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

GTA....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silent farts in a queue at Tesco "

Guilty

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Most people assume that if it's illicit or illegal then I have my finger in the pie somewhere.

You've been fingering bums in McDonald's again haven't you?

Nah. Their veggie burgers are bad enough without that kind of seasoning."

A bit of arse flavour would probably improve them

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Most people assume that if it's illicit or illegal then I have my finger in the pie somewhere.

You've been fingering bums in McDonald's again haven't you?

Nah. Their veggie burgers are bad enough without that kind of seasoning.

A bit of arse flavour would probably improve them "

Fair.

Next time I'm accused of that, it probably will be true.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Most people assume that if it's illicit or illegal then I have my finger in the pie somewhere.

You've been fingering bums in McDonald's again haven't you?

Nah. Their veggie burgers are bad enough without that kind of seasoning.

A bit of arse flavour would probably improve them

Fair.

Next time I'm accused of that, it probably will be true."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silent farts in a queue at Tesco "

We don’t get that in Waitrose

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Being to sexy

I know I'm guilty, I won't deny it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being an idiot.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Punching someone probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The capturing and murder of more than 20 people in the Derby area... Or eating doughnuts when I'm on a diet

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I didn't do it. And if I did you'll never prove it.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Blasphemy.

Christ on a bendy bus, so much blasphemy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fraud.

I obtained a laaaaarge number of Chanel outfits and Fendi clutches under false pretenses.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Pilfering cheese from the deli in Morrisons.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

" You must be guilty of something..so on that premise, what crime would you most likely be suspected or accused of, even if you're innocent?"
I'm a british driver so I'm a criminal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't Me" I want my lawer

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Eating all the chocolates in a tub of heroes and leaving the empty wrappers

not guilty

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Theft when sneakily spraying perfume over more than just a tester in department stores, duty free etc

Quite the crime spree/career criminal hey

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Waffling someone to a long, slow, tortured death in great agony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waffling someone to a long, slow, tortured death in great agony.

Sounds like the title of an unusual kink.

You’ve been waffled to death.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"blue Waffling someone to a long, slow, tortured death in great agony.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Waffling someone to a long, slow, tortured death in great agony.

Sounds like the title of an unusual kink.

You’ve been waffled to death."

I mean, I've always wanted to be a pro Domme, might see if there's a market for my voice droning on causing agonising deaths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waffling someone to a long, slow, tortured death in great agony.

Sounds like the title of an unusual kink.

You’ve been waffled to death.

I mean, I've always wanted to be a pro Domme, might see if there's a market for my voice droning on causing agonising deaths.

just talking to men until they cum…or die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swapping the price tags over then going to the self service

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Waffling someone to a long, slow, tortured death in great agony.

Sounds like the title of an unusual kink.

You’ve been waffled to death.

I mean, I've always wanted to be a pro Domme, might see if there's a market for my voice droning on causing agonising deaths.

just talking to men until they cum…or die

Perfect. Win/win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waffling someone to a long, slow, tortured death in great agony.

Sounds like the title of an unusual kink.

You’ve been waffled to death.

I mean, I've always wanted to be a pro Domme, might see if there's a market for my voice droning on causing agonising deaths.

just talking to men until they cum…or die

Perfect. Win/win. "

Least they’d die happy

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

Are you thinking of starting with a few from the forums, first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

Are you thinking of starting with a few from the forums, first?

The worrying thing is there might be volunteers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolling up & servicing big dicks like a practiced whore

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

Are you thinking of starting with a few from the forums, first?

There might be a few who could do with being "offed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

Are you thinking of starting with a few from the forums, first?

There might be a few who could do with being "offed"

If you both need practice restraining the victim, I could lend my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

That's why my partner always says about me.. with a little bit concern in his eyes

Knock here if you need an accomplice

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

My boss say I'm steeling a wage

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

"Silent farts in a queue at Tesco

We don’t get that in Waitrose "

You mean Waitrose shoppers just rip 'em out loud 'n proud?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiding chocolate from Mr and our kids so I can eat it in secret.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Apparently flirting.

I’m going for a plea of diminished responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiding chocolate from Mr and our kids so I can eat it in secret."

No jury will ever convict you for that

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Whistling on a Tuesday.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

Are you thinking of starting with a few from the forums, first?

There might be a few who could do with being "offed"

If you both need practice restraining the victim, I could lend my services

What about the torture? That's my favourite part

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Public indecency - beach sex in summer

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

That's why my partner always says about me.. with a little bit concern in his eyes

Knock here if you need an accomplice

That's you, me and Red... Killer trio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably d*unk and disorderly or stealing pick n mix from Woolworths.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

Are you thinking of starting with a few from the forums, first?

I think you are already guilty.

A quick look at your profile and I nearly had a cardiac attack.

You could kill someone at 20 paces without even touching them so I not sure I could tango as hot as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

That's why my partner always says about me.. with a little bit concern in his eyes

Knock here if you need an accomplice

That's you, me and Red... Killer trio!"

I need a red wig to fit in. Always wanted red curls

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm told I look at people like I want to kill them so I suppose I'd be accused of that.

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By *uggy 555Man
over a year ago

Swansea Valley

I plead guilty, l stole a kiss from a lovely lady

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

That's why my partner always says about me.. with a little bit concern in his eyes

Knock here if you need an accomplice

That's you, me and Red... Killer trio!

I need a red wig to fit in. Always wanted red curls

Love it!!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Guilt implies wrong doing, yet everything I do is righteous in my own mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably being caught delecto inflagrantè!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public indecency

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Extreme sarcasm.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Nothing, I'm always impeccably behaved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serial killer... Read enough books and watched enough films, think I'd get away with it. Obviously all the victims would be tortured first...

That's why my partner always says about me.. with a little bit concern in his eyes

Knock here if you need an accomplice

This look in my eyes

and this look on my face

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