FabSwingers.com forum: Advice needed...

By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

So you've got a friend. You love her. Her chaos.

She forgot to switch off her looked at you button thingeymajig while stalking a friend of yours. That you might have mentioned to her.

How do you explain away that scenario? Explain you're both chaotic? Send each other laughing voice notes and relish the feeling of being alive?

Help my friend out wise forum dwellers.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Lock her away until she can behave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain it to who? So far as I can make out your friend looked at someone you know. And...? What's the issue?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lock her away until she can behave! "

Was you wasn't it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you've got a friend. You love her. Her chaos.

She forgot to switch off her looked at you button thingeymajig while stalking a friend of yours. That you might have mentioned to her.

How do you explain away that scenario? Explain you're both chaotic? Send each other laughing voice notes and relish the feeling of being alive?

Help my friend out wise forum dwellers."

I'm lost, why would you need to explain the scenario? Should she not be looking at your friend?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You must challenge her with the sword and take her head, thus imbuing you with her quickening in the hope that eventually you will be the last immortal left, whereupon you may claim The Prize

….oh wait…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the stalkeee or the stalker?

If they just look at a profile a lot without repeated messenging, its not really stalking as such, maybe the stalkeee will take it as a compliment.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Take a shit in her wellie.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Meli remember to change your settings when browsing to ninja lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You need to give each others genitals a good licking in the 69 position and post the pictures on a sex site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a shit in her wellie."

Admirable response to almost any conflict. Guaranteed to de-escalate...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Stop being jealous and don't worry about who looks at who on here, would be my advice.

Are they hot though? Might have a little stalk myself

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Are we seeking to explain to the Friend who Looked, or The Friend to Whom Looking was Done?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If someone mentioned a profile on here I'd be off for a nosy.

Human nature, innit

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Take a shit in her wellie."

I think the term you’re looking for is a Manhattan Transfer

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

" Might have a little stalk myself

I knew you were one of them blokes pretending to be a chick profiles!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

" Might have a little stalk myself

I knew you were one of them blokes pretending to be a chick profiles!"

Shhhh, or I'll be bombarded with meet now message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you've got a friend. You love her. Her chaos.

She forgot to switch off her looked at you button thingeymajig while stalking a friend of yours. That you might have mentioned to her.

How do you explain away that scenario? Explain you're both chaotic? Send each other laughing voice notes and relish the feeling of being alive?

Help my friend out wise forum dwellers."

Organise a 3some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge your friend to a water pistol duel at dawn.

Winner gets the hotty. Loser gets soaked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you quickly switch it back, doesn't it hide your views again...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Your friend can easily block them if he/she doesn't like being repeatedly stalked/looked at

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Well it wasn’t me so I don’t care!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

What's the problem? As long as she's not interfering it shouldn't matter... If she were to msg them, then that might be an issue. I have a friend like this, I'm very careful how much detail I give her about certain things. She would just think it's "funny" when it's clearly not.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Explain nothing. You are the master of your own destiny and owe no one an explanation of any actions you took here or elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you've got a friend. You love her. Her chaos.

She forgot to switch off her looked at you button thingeymajig while stalking a friend of yours. That you might have mentioned to her.

How do you explain away that scenario? Explain you're both chaotic? Send each other laughing voice notes and relish the feeling of being alive?

Help my friend out wise forum dwellers.

I'm lost, why would you need to explain the scenario? Should she not be looking at your friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what if she did..?

M&T

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

A "friend". Sure, ok

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"You must challenge her with the sword and take her head, thus imbuing you with her quickening in the hope that eventually you will be the last immortal left, whereupon you may claim The Prize

….oh wait…"

Thank you for giving this grave topic the serious thought and consideration it duly deserves.

I've always fancied being an immortal to be honest.

Her head will probably grow back though, she's an apathetic hydra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear OP ..what's your thoughts so far on the above responses?

I have a feeling, it could also be something many of us have done,or,along similar lines. Especially us females (if we had to be brutally honest)

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Dear OP ..what's your thoughts so far on the above responses?

I have a feeling, it could also be something many of us have done,or,along similar lines. Especially us females (if we had to be brutally honest)"

Aww you're so polite! Hi. It was very much tongue in cheek and daft, it's interesting to see how various people read it. Respond. I like the more imaginative ways of dealing with a non-situation, they made me smile.

Oh, we've all done it let's be honest. It's human nature to be curious! I do it - as soon as a good friend mentions someone and their happy I want to have a little nose. There's no harm in it. But it does lend itself to dramatic flare when the creepin' is discovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a shame for two friends to fall out, over this.

We're all occasionally nosey/curious, aren't we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear OP ..what's your thoughts so far on the above responses?

I have a feeling, it could also be something many of us have done,or,along similar lines. Especially us females (if we had to be brutally honest)

I caught you peeking earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP..

Ahaaa

I'm with you now.. yes indeed.

An interesting social exercise

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Don’t worry no harm no foul. I’m sure the stalkiee will take the stalking in the good intention it’s was meant.

We all do foolhardy things a cation

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"OP..

Ahaaa

I'm with you now.. yes indeed.

An interesting social exercise

Yes, of sorts! I thought I'd let people run with it, respond how they want. No falling outs, no jealousy. Laughter, happiness and planning theatre trips with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infact it would be entertaining for there to be a few more of these ...

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Admit it... You dont have a friend...

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Admit it... You dont have a friend... "

So called out.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Tell your "friend" if they really fancy this person, then just be honest with themselves and message the person and ask to meet.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

As a good friend, I'd share any hot man I had.

I have one now, but he's not on here, so, sorry ladies

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

If I might be so bold as to proffer the most meagre and humblest of advice in this, your most unfortunate of emotional tribulationals:

I dunno man, maybe just take the situation and just, y'know, shake it off shake it off ohh-oh-oh-ohh, because that pal of yours, who knows what kinda vigilante shit they're capable of, nomsayin?

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"If I might be so bold as to proffer the most meagre and humblest of advice in this, your most unfortunate of emotional tribulationals:

I dunno man, maybe just take the situation and just, y'know, shake it off shake it off ohh-oh-oh-ohh, because that pal of yours, who knows what kinda vigilante shit they're capable of, nomsayin?

Yeah so this?

Screenshotting it.

Keeping it for life/until I drop my phone in the bath again.

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