FabSwingers.com forum: Annual Blowjob Awards

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Yes - its 2023 and time for nominations for best blowjobber ( it’s a word!!) on Fab … I and a select team of specialists will be evaluating blowjobs from nominees based on a number of factors and presenting the top 3 with coveted trophies and a lovely certificate to put on the wall.

Nominations to my inbox with the subject ‘ You sad git - you think we’re falling for that… again?!’ With your contact details and signature move(s)

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

How do you get a place on the judges panel?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I will observe with an expressionless face and make random scrawlings on my clipboard score sheet (Whilst surreptitiously masturbating via my right hand trouser pocket)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"How do you get a place on the judges panel?

You have to nosh off the chair of judges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I chair the Scottish area judging panel?

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"How do you get a place on the judges panel?

Normally by having something incriminating on the head judge or several pints

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"How do you get a place on the judges panel?

You have to nosh off the chair of judges.

Pmsl - we stopped That the year after you got sacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i nominate a delicious blonde friend of mine, and myself, for a spectacular doubleheader video on her husband?

happy to combine it as a joint nod, so as not to detract from the total amount of awards given.

obviously will send you said video should you and your select committee wish to consider the above nomination

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"can i nominate a delicious blonde friend of mine, and myself, for a spectacular doubleheader video on her husband?

happy to combine it as a joint nod, so as not to detract from the total amount of awards given.

obviously will send you said video should you and your select committee wish to consider the above nomination

Awww sadly no video nominations can be accepted due to the ability to edit in ‘professional ’ footage - so I will have to be present… naked… and deeply involved as a recipient…. Blame covid!!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"How do you get a place on the judges panel?

You have to nosh off the chair of judges.

Can we appoint Miss Lemonbuttercream to that position then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me go and pull some names from the gagging thread….

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Let me go and pull some names from the gagging thread…."

Pmsl - exceptional idea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way too busy having sex with all the ladies on this site to consider giving up my time to judge this contest. However, I would like to nominate the lovely Harlot OScara for the award.

Absolutely phenomenal skills

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

Ms Dyson

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