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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see that many single men are struggling to find a girl on here.

As you may know I have had to block girls from messaging me due to the sheer volume of messages I was receiving from them.

Lots of guys have since messaged me asking for advice

Being the selfless person I am I have decided to do that on a public forum

So if you need help and guidance guys

ASK AWAY all questions will be answered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you use a broom or a stick to fend em off?.. Enquiring minds wanna know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you use a broom or a stick to fend em off?.. Enquiring minds wanna know "

Just use the message filters tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you use a broom or a stick to fend em off?.. Enquiring minds wanna know

Just use the message filters tbh "

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Do the vulvas haunt your dreams??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have thought the single fellas would be all over this thread like flies round sh@t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would have thought the single fellas would be all over this thread like flies round sh@t "

They're all still snoozing or pulling..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would have thought the single fellas would be all over this thread like flies round sh@t

They're all still snoozing or pulling.. "

Ahh right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan... How do you deal with this crazy influx?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do the vulvas haunt your dreams??"

I'm glad you asked that very question

It suggests to me that you have empathy with my situation

Obviously therefore the answer is yes!

Thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan... How do you deal with this crazy influx? "

As per my previous answer

I have had no alternative but to block all females from messaging me

I really do think in all honesty that they should have some dignity

First message showing off their vagina for example!

I mean what self respecting man wants to see that?

Thanks for your question

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"I see that many single men are struggling to find a girl on here.

As you may know I have had to block girls from messaging me due to the sheer volume of messages I was receiving from them.

Lots of guys have since messaged me asking for advice

Being the selfless person I am I have decided to do that on a public forum

So if you need help and guidance guys

ASK AWAY all questions will be answered "

Good morning Op this has made me giggle, so thank you!

I did look at your profile and I could see that I would off been able to message you. I suggest to review filters to ensure you do t get unsolicited messages from the vulvar owing community

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See what's happening guys?

Now they can't message me directly they have all congregated onto this thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see that many single men are struggling to find a girl on here.

As you may know I have had to block girls from messaging me due to the sheer volume of messages I was receiving from them.

Lots of guys have since messaged me asking for advice

Being the selfless person I am I have decided to do that on a public forum

So if you need help and guidance guys

ASK AWAY all questions will be answered

Good morning Op this has made me giggle, so thank you!

I did look at your profile and I could see that I would off been able to message you. I suggest to review filters to ensure you do t get unsolicited messages from the vulvar owing community "

That will be rectified in due course

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan.

I think I’m chasing the wrong type of women. Can you recommend anyone of your harem that might want some more slow paced loving’ ?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

What are these filters? Such sorcery’s afoot!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Dan, I’m at my wicks end with this site. It’s full of pussy and I’m not able to bag a single pubic hair or a tit. I’ve posted pics of my cock hard, flaccid and even inserted objects in my arse hole as the ladies do but nothing with snare me some snatch!

Please help me Obi One your my only hope.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan.

I think I’m chasing the wrong type of women. Can you recommend anyone of your harem that might want some more slow paced loving’ ? "

There's your problem mate!

You used the word "chasing"

Remember woody they need us more than we need them

Chill and bide your time

They are now all desperately worried now that uncle Danny has stepped in

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong? "

Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely

Message woody above!!

2 birds one stone so to speak

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By *akequeen90Couple
over a year ago

Sydney


"Dan.

I think I’m chasing the wrong type of women. Can you recommend anyone of your harem that might want some more slow paced loving’ ?

There's your problem mate!

You used the word "chasing"

Remember woody they need us more than we need them

Chill and bide your time

They are now all desperately worried now that uncle Danny has stepped in

Hope this helps "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, I’m at my wicks end with this site. It’s full of pussy and I’m not able to bag a single pubic hair or a tit. I’ve posted pics of my cock hard, flaccid and even inserted objects in my arse hole as the ladies do but nothing with snare me some snatch!

Please help me Obi One your my only hope.

J"

Well my friend having looked at your bio, I see that you have 4 fabulous verifications

But all from a while ago now

Rediscover your mojo mate, remember you had it once!

Maybe get yourself a 2 door Renault clio

Tbe ultimate babe magnet

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Dan, I’m at my wicks end with this site. It’s full of pussy and I’m not able to bag a single pubic hair or a tit. I’ve posted pics of my cock hard, flaccid and even inserted objects in my arse hole as the ladies do but nothing with snare me some snatch!

Please help me Obi One your my only hope.

J

Well my friend having looked at your bio, I see that you have 4 fabulous verifications

But all from a while ago now

Rediscover your mojo mate, remember you had it once!

Maybe get yourself a 2 door Renault clio

Tbe ultimate babe magnet "

Thanks Uncle Dan….I’ll give it a go.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Dan, how do I get my completely straight FWB to turn into a lesbian so I can have some MFF action? I’ve tried everything and am at a loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dan, can you help me to get my wang wet? It’s drier that Ghandis flip flops right now, and I figure that Fabs minge magnet would help a brother out.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?

Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely

Message woody above!!

2 birds one stone so to speak "

Dan - appreciate the reply. Just reminding you that I am in fact a hairy arsed geezer pretending to be a sort. Wise words - keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, how do I get my completely straight FWB to turn into a lesbian so I can have some MFF action? I’ve tried everything and am at a loss. "

Grow lots and lots of pubic hair and don't wash your cock for a month

That'll put her off cock for a while

Hope this helps

Let us all know how you get on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?

Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely

Message woody above!!

2 birds one stone so to speak

Dan - appreciate the reply. Just reminding you that I am in fact a hairy arsed geezer pretending to be a sort. Wise words - keep up the good work"

Cheers Bernard

Have a good day

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?

Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely

Message woody above!!

2 birds one stone so to speak

Dan - appreciate the reply. Just reminding you that I am in fact a hairy arsed geezer pretending to be a sort. Wise words - keep up the good work

Cheers Bernard

Have a good day "

It's Ron actually. But I won't hold it against you (unless you want me to)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Dan, can you help me to get my wang wet? It’s drier that Ghandis flip flops right now, and I figure that Fabs minge magnet would help a brother out. "

Happy to help a brother out my mate

Take a shower, or go swimming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?

Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely

Message woody above!!

2 birds one stone so to speak

Dan - appreciate the reply. Just reminding you that I am in fact a hairy arsed geezer pretending to be a sort. Wise words - keep up the good work

Cheers Bernard

Have a good day

It's Ron actually. But I won't hold it against you (unless you want me to) "

Oh ye! That's your tactic is it?

Pretending to be a man now!

You've been rumbled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would have thought the single fellas would be all over this thread like flies round sh@t "

Maybe it's difficult for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Dan, can you help me to get my wang wet? It’s drier that Ghandis flip flops right now, and I figure that Fabs minge magnet would help a brother out.

Happy to help a brother out my mate

Take a shower, or go swimming "

Happy to report that I did indeed get my wang wet.

So a follow up if I may.

Now that I’ve got this clean wang. Can you show me the ways of drawing in fanny towards it. The little fellas getting lonely down there on his own. Needs a bit of clunge company.

Yours hopefully,

TD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan.

I think I’m chasing the wrong type of women. Can you recommend anyone of your harem that might want some more slow paced loving’ ?

There's your problem mate!

You used the word "chasing"

Remember woody they need us more than we need them

Chill and bide your time

They are now all desperately worried now that uncle Danny has stepped in

Hope this helps "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Dan, can you help me to get my wang wet? It’s drier that Ghandis flip flops right now, and I figure that Fabs minge magnet would help a brother out.

Happy to help a brother out my mate

Take a shower, or go swimming

Happy to report that I did indeed get my wang wet.

So a follow up if I may.

Now that I’ve got this clean wang. Can you show me the ways of drawing in fanny towards it. The little fellas getting lonely down there on his own. Needs a bit of clunge company.

Yours hopefully,

TD"

Well I have studied your profile in detail my mate

I see that you certainly don't lack confidence!

Women like a man with confidence

However you do make a reference to "as long as you have 2 holes that'll do"

A woman likes to feel special my mate, and that she has been personally selected not just because she happens to have 2 holes

It may be an idea also to take a pic without the minstrels

Happy hunting my mate

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