FabSwingers.com forum: Requests, do they work?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the past I’ve asked for memes to my inbox. I got loads!!!

I’ve asked for boob pictures in lacy tops, I got one or 2

So this got my thinking how far can you go to ask for something and could it work?!?!

So here it is… your chance to ask for whatever you want from people from fab.

What do you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I personally want a sexy lady or 2 to help me open a bottle of fizzy stuff (possibly vegan) and roll around a lovely warm bed.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"In the past I’ve asked for memes to my inbox. I got loads!!!

I’ve asked for boob pictures in lacy tops, I got one or 2

So this got my thinking how far can you go to ask for something and could it work?!?!

So here it is… your chance to ask for whatever you want from people from fab.

What do you want?

"
can i have eton mess please

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Oh yeah. I get loads of personalised smut when I ask for it. You've just got to use the Platinum member room of the forum

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Cute dogs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yeah. I get loads of personalised smut when I ask for it. You've just got to use the Platinum member room of the forum

LvM"

What’s app?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Oh yeah. I get loads of personalised smut when I ask for it. You've just got to use the Platinum member room of the forum

LvM"
where is it I've just looked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at this moment in time, i'd really like a hug please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at this moment in time, i'd really like a hug please

Px "

Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"at this moment in time, i'd really like a hug please

Px "

*holds arms open. I may hold onto that gif until it feels a little too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cute dogs."

A face pic then?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Cute dogs.

A face pic then? "

Is it the face of a canine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cute dogs.

A face pic then?

Is it the face of a canine?"

It’s a bulldog chewing a wasp? Or so I’m told.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Cute dogs.

A face pic then?

Is it the face of a canine?

It’s a bulldog chewing a wasp? Or so I’m told.

Well that'll do then.

Only 800 more needed for me to have more dogs than dongs in my inbox

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I'd be happy with boobs!!

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Peace on Earth, and an end to want and disease...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd like a miniature Highland cow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peace on Earth, and an end to want and disease..."

You know this is FabSwingers right? Not Miss World!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a miniature Highland cow.

can you milk it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I have a lady performing lewd sexual acts atop an F16 fighter jet as a typically sprightly orchestral march by John Philip Sousa plays as a backing track?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'd like a miniature Highland cow.

can you milk it? "

Probably enough for a couple of coffees each day.

I hadn't actually considered that but now I want one even more....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a miniature Highland cow.

can you milk it?

Probably enough for a couple of coffees each day.

I hadn't actually considered that but now I want one even more....

In mini coffee cups!!! I want one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a pony

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I personally want a sexy lady or 2 to help me open a bottle of fizzy stuff (possibly vegan) and roll around a lovely warm bed.

I don't think that's too much to ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a pony

Oh this is too easy……

… I can give you something to ride!…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppy cuddles would be very comforting, right about now.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ian Rush Panini 1995 Annual

Does anyone have this sticker? I need it to complete the page, long shot I know

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'd love to give Quacksplat the cuddle she wants xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I request some good toys for my ferrets will I receive them?

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

I would love some boobs in my inbox

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

"Oh yeah. I get loads of personalised smut when I ask for it. You've just got to use the Platinum member room of the forum

LvMwhere is it I've just looked

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I looked for it on an episode of frasier. That’s where I found the platinum room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I request some good toys for my ferrets will I receive them?"

Try a status update. I dare you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to give Quacksplat the cuddle she wants xx

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

I could do with a massage followed by 12 hours straight sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I once asked Tony Blackburn to play Oops Upside Your Head by the Gap Band and he did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a pony

Oh this is too easy……

… I can give you something to ride!…..

Giddy up!

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I'd like a miniature Highland cow.

That's a coo

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I'd like a pony

I can offer you a short ride?

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

Mine did and would love more x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

People can be very picky about whose requests they fill.

I asked for close up bumhole pics and got one.

A certain sexy, younger lady asked for them and got loads.

Bloody favouritism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a pony

Oh this is too easy……

… I can give you something to ride!…..

Giddy up! "

Yes. I’m sure I will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the past I’ve asked for memes to my inbox. I got loads!!!

I’ve asked for boob pictures in lacy tops, I got one or 2

So this got my thinking how far can you go to ask for something and could it work?!?!

So here it is… your chance to ask for whatever you want from people from fab.

What do you want?

Can I have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man to give me an oily massage, an orgasm then stroke my hair until I fall asleep on your chest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People can be very picky about whose requests they fill.

I asked for close up bumhole pics and got one.

A certain sexy, younger lady asked for them and got loads.

Bloody favouritism

Who can we complain to?

Because I’ll put this simply. I’ve got a feeling I’ll be falling asleep alone agin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a chat with someone a little older. With age comes great conversationalists!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man to give me an oily massage, an orgasm then stroke my hair until I fall asleep on your chest. "

*searches bathroom for lavender scented baby oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the past I’ve asked for memes to my inbox. I got loads!!!

I’ve asked for boob pictures in lacy tops, I got one or 2

So this got my thinking how far can you go to ask for something and could it work?!?!

So here it is… your chance to ask for whatever you want from people from fab.

What do you want?

Can I have you

Will you give me back?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would like Haribo please and thank you. Lots and lots of Haribo. Please deliver to:

The midget in the cold desolate North

PO Box 69

Somewhere near Hull

Thanks

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

"In the past I’ve asked for memes to my inbox. I got loads!!!

I’ve asked for boob pictures in lacy tops, I got one or 2

So this got my thinking how far can you go to ask for something and could it work?!?!

So here it is… your chance to ask for whatever you want from people from fab.

What do you want?

I requested a Black Lace number from a lady once, and she sent me Agadoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the past I’ve asked for memes to my inbox. I got loads!!!

I’ve asked for boob pictures in lacy tops, I got one or 2

So this got my thinking how far can you go to ask for something and could it work?!?!

So here it is… your chance to ask for whatever you want from people from fab.

What do you want?

Can I have you

Will you give me back?

When I'm finished with you, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the past I’ve asked for memes to my inbox. I got loads!!!

I’ve asked for boob pictures in lacy tops, I got one or 2

So this got my thinking how far can you go to ask for something and could it work?!?!

So here it is… your chance to ask for whatever you want from people from fab.

What do you want?

A reply

..ha ha ha ..only messing.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"People can be very picky about whose requests they fill.

I asked for close up bumhole pics and got one.

A certain sexy, younger lady asked for them and got loads.

Bloody favouritism

Who can we complain to?

Because I’ll put this simply. I’ve got a feeling I’ll be falling asleep alone agin!

Fab! Let's write a strongly worded letter and demand our requirements be met.

Should make it compulsory

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What do you want?

I want kisses that take my breath away, please.

(Not particularly from you Woody. But I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you want?

I want kisses that take my breath away, please.

(Not particularly from you Woody. But I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.)"

Me to,kisses that make me get lost in him

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Oh yeah. I get loads of personalised smut when I ask for it. You've just got to use the Platinum member room of the forum

LvMwhere is it I've just looked

I looked for it on an episode of frasier. That’s where I found the platinum room. "
frasier....... You mean house of?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

It's said "if you don't ask you don't get"

So I humbly ask for 'photographic images of lady bosoms, in my digital mailbox please if you would indulge me

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'll keep asking.... A man in uniform to turn up on my doorstep.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Snuggle buddy no sex involved and occasionally spooning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll keep asking.... A man in uniform to turn up on my doorstep."

Go on a shoplifting spree….

*mods. This is a joke and I’m not advocating theft!!!!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I would love cuddles and head strokes/ a massage please gods of fab

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We asked for boobs in the inbox following a "do statues work" thread, it did work

We got lots of lovely boobs!

Mrs

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"We asked for boobs in the inbox following a "do statues work" thread, it did work

We got lots of lovely boobs!

Mrs "
I asked for the same got nothing! Hmmm wonder why there's a difference

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Might do a status asking for a haiku. Or a song.

Hmmmm.... the potential.

Wouldn't it be really sad though if you post something and get zero replies? A well and truly empty inbox. Zilch. No one out there wanting to satisfy your craving.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Might do a status asking for a haiku. Or a song.

Hmmmm.... the potential.

Wouldn't it be really sad though if you post something and get zero replies? A well and truly empty inbox. Zilch. No one out there wanting to satisfy your craving.

Just don’t advertise that no one responded and instead make out your inbox was flooded.

Remember that image is everything!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Might do a status asking for a haiku. Or a song.

Hmmmm.... the potential.

Wouldn't it be really sad though if you post something and get zero replies? A well and truly empty inbox. Zilch. No one out there wanting to satisfy your craving.

Just don’t advertise that no one responded and instead make out your inbox was flooded.

Remember that image is everything!

Oh true.

Soz I had to mass delete everyone, I had over a thousand messages!

(Just practicing, it's got to be perfect)

P.S this has reminded me, you're due a loooong stream of consciousness because I have kink related questions. x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Might do a status asking for a haiku. Or a song.

Hmmmm.... the potential.

Wouldn't it be really sad though if you post something and get zero replies? A well and truly empty inbox. Zilch. No one out there wanting to satisfy your craving.

Just don’t advertise that no one responded and instead make out your inbox was flooded.

Remember that image is everything!

Oh true.

Soz I had to mass delete everyone, I had over a thousand messages!

(Just practicing, it's got to be perfect)

P.S this has reminded me, you're due a loooong stream of consciousness because I have kink related questions. x"

Exactly !

Don’t worry, you are one of many thousands who write to me daily with their kink related questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might do a status asking for a haiku. Or a song.

Hmmmm.... the potential.

Wouldn't it be really sad though if you post something and get zero replies? "

Your joking right? I’d be shocked if I ever got a reply for one of my status updates!!! So yes, I guess I’m sad.

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