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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

…..Who Swallowed A Fly….

Did we ever find out why she did it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, she died before she could tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…..Who Swallowed A Fly….

Did we ever find out why she did it?

No but she also swallowed a spider the wriggled and wiggled inside her ...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Was the old lady‘s surname, Renfield perchance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a video of some woman that swallowed a horse……

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Probably yawned next to a pile of dog poo.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

You can’t single out the elderly or females on here- forum gestapo will snip yer taters off

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So, to recap and in chronological order, the old lady who was presumably suffering from the psychological condition known as, Pica, ingested:

A fly, a spider, a bird, a cat, a dog, a cow and a horse before finally succumbing, most likely due to catastrophic internal damage.

What a delightful children’s song eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it up to the dog, but what cow eats dogs or was it just meant to chase it round a bit (in her tummy)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I get it up to the dog, but what cow eats dogs or was it just meant to chase it round a bit (in her tummy)

That’s a good point; surely the old lady would have been better served by swallowing an angry farmer brandishing a shotgun to take care of the the mutt….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get it up to the dog, but what cow eats dogs or was it just meant to chase it round a bit (in her tummy)

That’s a good point; surely the old lady would have been better served by swallowing an angry farmer brandishing a shotgun to take care of the the mutt….

Exactly! Or an eagle?

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

"No, she died before she could tell anyone "

Surely not before she “could” tell anyone - she had ages, but just continued guzzling away

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I was apparently singing this when Off my ties on pethidine giving birth to my eldest years ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1953 by Burl Ives on Brunswick Records

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I was apparently singing this when Off my ties on pethidine giving birth to my eldest years ago lol "

Did it help?

Actually, this could be a great idea for a new thread; bizarre and random song choices when giving birth…

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Ve haff vays off meking you tek zat bek !

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"1953 by Burl Ives on Brunswick Records"

I just looked him up; he was also an actor with a multi decade spanning film career

Alas…he sadly passed away some years back, taking the story behind this curious song with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old lady who lived in a tent.

Sold her fanny to pay the rent.

Rent was too high, landlord said bye.

The little old lady who lived in a tent.

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