FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect gift

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aimed at both male and females

It's your birthday

What would be the perfect gift you'd like to receive from your partner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

packet of hot chilli crisps please

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards

"Dr Livingstone I presume?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards

Naughty

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’d like a dog.

One of those cute fluffy ones to keep me company.

I’d take it everywhere with me.

I think they are called cockerpoo.

I’d like to name it crocodile in honour of Paul hogan.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards

"Dr Livingstone I presume?""

Certainly not Mother Theresa I hope

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Weekend away, quality time together is worth more to me, than material gifts

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher"

How romantic

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

A willing partner would be good in a first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards

"Dr Livingstone I presume?"

Certainly not Mother Theresa I hope

Phew, so the comment wasn't wasted - some erudite scholars on Fab after all

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher

How romantic "

There is a reason why I'm single

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I’d like a dog.

One of those cute fluffy ones to keep me company.

I’d take it everywhere with me.

I think they are called cockerpoo.

I’d like to name it crocodile in honour of Paul hogan."

Even better... a crocodile and poodle mix... a croco-poo. "Does your dog bite?" " too f'in right it does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher"

I would get told off for that - bought an air fryer and had to just count it as a purchase rather than a present.

Next time I may get a maid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher

How romantic

There is a reason why I'm single

Haha I see it now

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I’d like a dog.

One of those cute fluffy ones to keep me company.

I’d take it everywhere with me.

I think they are called cockerpoo.

I’d like to name it crocodile in honour of Paul hogan.

Even better... a crocodile and poodle mix... a croco-poo. "Does your dog bite?" " too f'in right it does!"

Crocopoo was my thought pattern too.

We have so much in common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A willing partner would be good in a first place."

I anticipate that your inbox will now be flooded with applicants (make sure you have a wish list and ensure that they know the first meet is your b'day so a present from the list is required)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some LB red bottom heels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want some LB red bottom heels"

Expensive taste I like it!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Run me a bath , cook me a meal , give me a massage and keep your phone off

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards

In front of family whilst cutting the cake?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards

In front of family whilst cutting the cake?"

Oh god no.

We don't mix food and sex.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my birthday this week, and my present is going to the club at the weekend - we haven't been in such a long time, I'm looking forward to it, although no expectations for anyone joining us.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher

How romantic

There is a reason why I'm single

I’d gift wrap and hand deliver a vegan sausage roll to you if I knew when your birthday was

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards

In front of family whilst cutting the cake?

Oh god no.

We don't mix food and sex."

Good shout, crumbs or even a dribble of hot chocolate in the wrong place could burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having to take the bins out

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"A willing partner would be good in a first place.

I anticipate that your inbox will now be flooded with applicants (make sure you have a wish list and ensure that they know the first meet is your b'day so a present from the list is required)"

Anyone who will message me from now will get my Amazon wish list link.

That’s genius, actually.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A willing partner would be good in a first place.

I anticipate that your inbox will now be flooded with applicants (make sure you have a wish list and ensure that they know the first meet is your b'day so a present from the list is required)

Anyone who will message me from now will get my Amazon wish list link.

That’s genius, actually.

Thanks."

You're welcome.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Aimed at both male and females

It's your birthday

What would be the perfect gift you'd like to receive from your partner? "

I'd like a....partner ta x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Book token

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weekend away, quality time together is worth more to me, than material gifts"

Exactly this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonfire

Food

Beer

Dancing under the stars to my favorite music.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Fuck token"

You’ve still not used the one I sent you last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t necessarily have to be something expensive, I’d rather have something that showed they put thought into, so something I had mentioned that I needed or liked.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I’d like a dog.

One of those cute fluffy ones to keep me company.

I’d take it everywhere with me.

I think they are called cockerpoo.

I’d like to name it crocodile in honour of Paul hogan.

Even better... a crocodile and poodle mix... a croco-poo. "Does your dog bite?" " too f'in right it does!

Crocopoo was my thought pattern too.

We have so much in common

Yes we do, just checked out your profile; can you guess what I'm thinking now?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I love to get flowers, especially tulips, but no chrysanthamums, they smell awful to me and remind me of funerals.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"I love to get flowers, especially tulips, but no chrysanthamums, they smell awful to me and remind me of funerals. "

Don't forget to out them on the piano

As supposedly tulips on your organ gives great pleasure

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

World piece!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Something where they have thought about me, when they saw it... I don't want to have to ask for shit... They know me well enough to know what I like... If they don't then don't bother

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"World piece!

Ah. I thought I recognised you from that Miss World competition

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"World piece!

What piece would you like?

How do we slice it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their time

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Seafront walk then lunch and coffee.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Assuming my partner is a public-spirited, philanthropic multi-millionaire, she can buy me a ski chalet.

Failing that, it's anything that shows they've thought about you, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assuming my partner is a public-spirited, philanthropic multi-millionaire, she can buy me a ski chalet.

Failing that, it's anything that shows they've thought about you, I think."

Don’t steal mine. You can have the damn ski chalet

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Assuming my partner is a public-spirited, philanthropic multi-millionaire, she can buy me a ski chalet.

Failing that, it's anything that shows they've thought about you, I think.

Don’t steal mine. You can have the damn ski chalet

Note to self: read thread before posting!

But I'll take the ski chalet. She can keep her kind thoughts for the next chump.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Aimed at both male and females

It's your birthday

What would be the perfect gift you'd like to receive from your partner? "

A relaxing holiday for just the two of us. No kids allowed.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

8AM .. Wake me up with a blow job and a coffee and plump up my pillows with silk pillow cases ...

9AM .. Bring me breakfast on a silver tray followed by a perfectly executed massage ..

11AM .. Check out of the Savoy

1PM .. Surprise me with two tickets to a West Ham game

1.01PM .. Explain you're not coming to the game and you'll have a pint ready in a couple of hours.

4PM .. Drink Pint

5PM .. Buy me dinner , ill even let them choose where .

6PM .. Explain we are meeting her best mate for a threesome as she lives down the road ..

6.15PM .. Have threesome

6.20PM .. Back to the Pub

10.59PM .. Leave Pub

11.30PM.. Back to hers where I sleep soundly whilst she lightly plays with my hair all night .........

Nothing too extravagant

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

^ genius and so well thought out.

I'd like undivided attention. No logging on to fab, no Tinder, nothing like that. A good meal, a hair brush. Lots of kisses. Maybe sex, maybe not. Just the sheer joy of being in someone's company who cares about me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't think of anything.

When I had a partner I didn't get cards or gifts very often, and they were usually something someone else went a bought on his behalf.

It would probably be a day trip to London that he has organised ; starting with a boat ride on the Thames.

Maybe a small picnic brunch in Greenwich Park-weather permitting-then a train to the Zoo.

Maybe a museum or two then a late dinner in a little Italian restaurant.

A walk around Covent Garden then the Embankment as it gets dark, then a few drinks in a cosy pub to end the day with.

Failing that, a 3 day trip to Italy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can't think of anything.

When I had a partner I didn't get cards or gifts very often, and they were usually something someone else went a bought on his behalf.

It would probably be a day trip to London that he has organised ; starting with a boat ride on the Thames.

Maybe a small picnic brunch in Greenwich Park-weather permitting-then a train to the Zoo.

Maybe a museum or two then a late dinner in a little Italian restaurant.

A walk around Covent Garden then the Embankment as it gets dark, then a few drinks in a cosy pub to end the day with.

Failing that, a 3 day trip to Italy

A visit to The British Library might be nice. I haven't been there yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty weekend away would be nice. In reality, won’t get anything!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I can't think of anything.

When I had a partner I didn't get cards or gifts very often, and they were usually something someone else went a bought on his behalf.

It would probably be a day trip to London that he has organised ; starting with a boat ride on the Thames.

Maybe a small picnic brunch in Greenwich Park-weather permitting-then a train to the Zoo.

Maybe a museum or two then a late dinner in a little Italian restaurant.

A walk around Covent Garden then the Embankment as it gets dark, then a few drinks in a cosy pub to end the day with.

Failing that, a 3 day trip to Italy

A visit to The British Library might be nice. I haven't been there yet."

You must - it's a lovely space (and a good cafe, which tells you about my priorities!).

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

A mace windup silicone ring as my wedding ring hasn't fitted in ages due to medical issues

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm single not just fab single

and have been for about 14 years now. Can't actually remember how if feels to be in a relationship.

A spa weekend away would differently hit the spot right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weekend away, quality time together is worth more to me, than material gifts"

This

Miss S x

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Double decker chocolate bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Film noir bluray box set would suit my tastes right now

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