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By *hantasmagoria OP   Woman
over a year ago

Newport

Come on please give me a laugh! I'm having a stressful week and need therapy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was driving home the other night and a vampire jumped onto the bonnet of my car. My wife said quick! Show it your cross.

So I leaned out of the window, and shouted “Oi get off my fucking car, you’ve scratched the paintwork!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make an octopus laugh.

With ten tickles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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By *hantasmagoria OP   Woman
over a year ago

Newport


"A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!""

Hahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three old ladies sat on a park bench when a man in a long coat walks by, stops, opens his coat and flashes them.

One of them had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

What's the difference between Acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I accidentally drank a whole bottle of food colouring, the doc said it wouldn’t harm me, but I can’t help feeling I’ve dyed a little inside.

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