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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi! Good evening. Had a good day?

(Sorry ladies, I know you get this message multiple times a day)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something "

Have you ever tried acupuncture?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Skip the small talk and stick it in me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Skip the small talk and stick it in me "

Lube or just go in dry?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Skip the small talk and stick it in me

Lube or just go in dry?"

Have you seen that boy?

Dry isn't an option.

As long as he doesn't speak

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

Have you ever tried acupuncture?"

Yes. Unsuccessfully.

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, it was shite. But I managed to buy 5 creme eggs and a huge bar of Galaxy chocolate on the way home... The Last Of Us is on tonight, so it can't get any worse than it has been already.

How was your day pixel lover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something "

Sending love. I wish there was something that could make a big difference.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fuck you

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It was good.

Made a lego Optimus Prime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started good, it ended shit x

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

Have you ever tried acupuncture?

Yes. Unsuccessfully. "

Oh no. They have no other options or solutions?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Meh, it was shite. But I managed to buy 5 creme eggs and a huge bar of Galaxy chocolate on the way home... The Last Of Us is on tonight, so it can't get any worse than it has been already.

How was your day pixel lover? "

An extremely lazy day in work. It was so slow. I got the watch The Last of Us, and spent most of it ducking around making threads on here.

Hope it makes your evening a bit better watching it!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

Have you ever tried acupuncture?

Yes. Unsuccessfully.

Oh no. They have no other options or solutions? "

Waiting for tests to see what's actually causing such severe pain. It seems to be gynaecological but other than that, we've made no progress today. Oramorph hasn't helped unfortunately. Running out of pain meds

I just want to know what it is and if we can fix it, rather than chugging enough pain relief to tranquillise an elephant

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Skip the small talk and stick it in me

Lube or just go in dry?

Have you seen that boy?

Dry isn't an option.

As long as he doesn't speak "

I never know if I should me offended or a compliment.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

Have you ever tried acupuncture?

Yes. Unsuccessfully.

Oh no. They have no other options or solutions?

Waiting for tests to see what's actually causing such severe pain. It seems to be gynaecological but other than that, we've made no progress today. Oramorph hasn't helped unfortunately. Running out of pain meds

I just want to know what it is and if we can fix it, rather than chugging enough pain relief to tranquillise an elephant "

The waiting game is the most annoying. Hopefully some answers are found soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh, it was shite. But I managed to buy 5 creme eggs and a huge bar of Galaxy chocolate on the way home... The Last Of Us is on tonight, so it can't get any worse than it has been already.

How was your day pixel lover?

An extremely lazy day in work. It was so slow. I got the watch The Last of Us, and spent most of it ducking around making threads on here.

Hope it makes your evening a bit better watching it! "

Ah slow days at work are a pain in the asshole.

What did you think of it? I loved the first episode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something "

Just go straight yo main lining smack job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a really meh day, slightly irritated... I need to get over it!!

I think I'm tired... Was still purving on fab at 1.30am yawn!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

Just go straight yo main lining smack job done "

Does anyone have the number for the local dealer?!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Skip the small talk and stick it in me

Lube or just go in dry?

Have you seen that boy?

Dry isn't an option.

As long as he doesn't speak

I never know if I should me offended or a compliment. "

Why not be mildly miffed in a complimented manner

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Skip the small talk and stick it in me

Lube or just go in dry?

Have you seen that boy?

Dry isn't an option.

As long as he doesn't speak

I never know if I should me offended or a compliment.

Why not be mildly miffed in a complimented manner "

Just don't verbalise it ...

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Skip the small talk and stick it in me

Lube or just go in dry?

Have you seen that boy?

Dry isn't an option.

As long as he doesn't speak

I never know if I should me offended or a compliment.

Why not be mildly miffed in a complimented manner

Just don't verbalise it ... "

Doing just that!

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By *heron212Man
over a year ago

London

It's going swimmingly...

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've had a really meh day, slightly irritated... I need to get over it!!

I think I'm tired... Was still purving on fab at 1.30am yawn!! "

Rant about it! It helps. Changes nothing but it helps.

1:30am perving will do that to you... I know from experience...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

Just go straight yo main lining smack job done

Does anyone have the number for the local dealer?! "

I hear he has the fire, little tip though don't share works

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Can I vent then? Just 1 grumble..

Colleagues ... some of them are just twatwaffling cockwombles

My working life until June ... go me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It was an ok day. Travelled to London for a funeral. It was nice to see relatives. Had a pleasant afternoon tea. Caught up with the family gossip. Plus the funeral was actually ok. The rabbi was youngish and quite pleasant. It wasn't too turgid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

Just go straight yo main lining smack job done

Does anyone have the number for the local dealer?!

I hear he has the fire, little tip though don't share works "

Maybe it's the oramorph but this makes no sense to me

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pretty crappy tbh. Now trying Oramorph to see if that can flatten the pain. So far, not much effect. I think next option is fecking ketamine or something

Just go straight yo main lining smack job done

Does anyone have the number for the local dealer?!

I hear he has the fire, little tip though don't share works

Maybe it's the oramorph but this makes no sense to me "

Lost on me too!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It was an ok day. Travelled to London for a funeral. It was nice to see relatives. Had a pleasant afternoon tea. Caught up with the family gossip. Plus the funeral was actually ok. The rabbi was youngish and quite pleasant. It wasn't too turgid."

I totally understand that kind of day.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I've had a nothing day. Just CBA! There's always tomorrow...

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