FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies please stop!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am going to have to change my message filters and totally ban any more ladies from messaging me!

I am constantly inundated with messages on a daily basis and if anything it is putting me off!!

I do not want unsolicited body part pics sent to me!

Know your worth please ladies and stop acting so desperately

I really do enjoy the chase

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

Pass me some of that shroomz lol

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

you handsome brute..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you handsome brute.."

I know

I'm thinking of removing my face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"I am going to have to change my message filters and totally ban any more ladies from messaging me!

I am constantly inundated with messages on a daily basis and if anything it is putting me off!!

I do not want unsolicited body part pics sent to me!

Know your worth please ladies and stop acting so desperately

I really do enjoy the chase

i did something like this one day and had over 400 profile views sadly i also got about 12 messages mostly from..... men

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"you handsome brute..

I know

I'm thinking of removing my face pic

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,, sense of humour good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

My point exactly!

Are you also getting fed up of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps hornyryan should take a leaf of your book and have a sense of humour x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can all message me instead.

I’ll take it for the team bro’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps hornyryan should take a leaf of your book and have a sense of humour x "

This was a tongue in cheek post aimed at that very post!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do apologise OP,it won't happen again

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Perhaps hornyryan should take a leaf of your book and have a sense of humour x

This was a tongue in cheek post aimed at that very post!!

We know you Dan. You just love the constant barrage of minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuuuuuck dude teach me!!!!!

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

That was brilliant. I needed that laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do apologise OP,it won't happen again

Thank you!

I appreciate your apology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps hornyryan should take a leaf of your book and have a sense of humour x

This was a tongue in cheek post aimed at that very post!!

Yeah I gathered haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps hornyryan should take a leaf of your book and have a sense of humour x

This was a tongue in cheek post aimed at that very post!!

Yeah I gathered haha x "

Sickening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

My point exactly!

Are you also getting fed up of it? "

I am, mostly because all the genuine women just get buried in my inbox and get bulk deleted with the rest of the riff raff

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Dan.

I have only sent you 83 flaps akimbo pictures so far.

There's really no need for a public call out. You could just say No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dan.

I have only sent you 83 flaps akimbo pictures so far.

There's really no need for a public call out. You could just say No thank you "

You know very well that I was constantly asking you to stop!

You left me with no alternative but to make it public

I never named and shamed you however

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men. "

What women don't do it, more like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men. "

Constantly ....its embarrassing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men.

What women don't do it, more like"

Sorry for the dirty pics beautiful

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Dan.

I have only sent you 83 flaps akimbo pictures so far.

There's really no need for a public call out. You could just say No thank you

You know very well that I was constantly asking you to stop!

You left me with no alternative but to make it public

I never named and shamed you however

Yeah. But when I asked you why not you didn't give a good enough answer, so obviously that meant you really wanted more badly lit and poorly angled pictures over a crusty toilet. Why won't you give the nice girls like me a chance? You men are all the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men.

What women don't do it, more like

Sorry for the dirty pics beautiful

Apologies accepted as long as it stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to have to change my message filters and totally ban any more ladies from messaging me!

I am constantly inundated with messages on a daily basis and if anything it is putting me off!!

I do not want unsolicited body part pics sent to me!

Know your worth please ladies and stop acting so desperately

I really do enjoy the chase

Sorry

Please delete my last 34 messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dan.

I have only sent you 83 flaps akimbo pictures so far.

There's really no need for a public call out. You could just say No thank you

You know very well that I was constantly asking you to stop!

You left me with no alternative but to make it public

I never named and shamed you however

No actually we are not all the same

Some men would appreciate just one message now and again

Others (me for example) are harder to crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez you still getting bother yet, have they not read your fifty billion previous posts telling them to stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps hornyryan should take a leaf of your book and have a sense of humour x

This was a tongue in cheek post aimed at that very post!!

We know you Dan. You just love the constant barrage of minge

Enough is enough though

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"No actually we are not all the same

Some men would appreciate just one message now and again

Others (me for example) are harder to crack

Ugh. Cunt tease. Let me go make a status about how there's no genuine men on here and use my frustrated tears as lube for the rage wank then.

Blocked.

(But you know I'll be back in your inbox soon

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

You know you would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez you still getting bother yet, have they not read your fifty billion previous posts telling them to stop

Only one actually lol

Yet they still persist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No actually we are not all the same

Some men would appreciate just one message now and again

Others (me for example) are harder to crack

Ugh. Cunt tease. Let me go make a status about how there's no genuine men on here and use my frustrated tears as lube for the rage wank then.

Blocked.

(But you know I'll be back in your inbox soon

Blocked you 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I was just complaining about the text speak messages and poor grammar! Just had one day “Wuu2? I up fr meat naw? U vry sexxxee! Mak pi$$y so wet”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez you still getting bother yet, have they not read your fifty billion previous posts telling them to stop

Only one actually lol

Yet they still persist

Is that one person or one previous post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez you still getting bother yet, have they not read your fifty billion previous posts telling them to stop

Only one actually lol

Yet they still persist

Is that one person or one previous post

One previous post

I'm assuming it's the man out of the couple that suggested 50 billion lol

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Very good OP. Also you must’ve run out of messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men.

What women don't do it, more like

Sorry for the dirty pics beautiful

You should be, I have to work in the day without getting all distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

You know you would."

That's neither here nor there

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

You know you would.

That's neither here nor there

I really hope you actually blushed at that

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Does that mean you're not going to sell me your used boxer shorts OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant OP if you changed your status you also have lots of dick pics to choose from, go on you know you want to...

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Its all those women that send that

‘Hey, I'm travelling through and near you now, wanna fuck’ messages that I keep getting that I find tiresome

No longer you had me at hello, but Hey

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

No single women, if we want you, we know where to find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

You know you would.

That's neither here nor there

I really hope you actually blushed at that

I think I did a little, but definitely felt seen through

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

Damn. I really thought it was going to work this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

Damn. I really thought it was going to work this time

Always worth trying your luck again though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men.

What women don't do it, more like"

Me, I don’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men.

What women don't do it, more like

Me, I don’t "

You are one in a million and you have my maximum respect for it

Keep your dignity

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By *ark the TartMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Pmsl, if only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze a quick one in?

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

How many messages is too many?…….asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many messages is too many?…….asking for a friend "

It's a constant barrage tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy tease!!

I just wanted a free gigolo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pussy tease!!

I just wanted a free gigolo!"

You assumed I was free of charge?

How dare you Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not surprised to sexy irresistible man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not surprised to sexy irresistible man!

I know but even so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a terrible issue to have

Unfortunately there is no cure for it believe me I have tried

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

The ladies on here are thirsty, I have to hide my profile now and then to give me time to catch up with all the messages

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I know you've had a barrage OP and must be so fed up but you've never tried me....who knows, I might be the one to change your mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know you've had a barrage OP and must be so fed up but you've never tried me....who knows, I might be the one to change your mind

Sorry but you come across as being a little "to keen"

Plus I'm scared lol

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot? "

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Days every man on match. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot? "

Next availability is may 7th (it's a sunday)

Be quick though

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

I for one dont mind at all ladies

just saying haha

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month "

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

Next availability is may 7th (it's a sunday)

Be quick though "

I'm done with this crappy site. Nothing but time wasters on here. Deleting my profile.

Hitting delete now. Like right now. You hear me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s when they send pics with their fanny next to a taco of kebab so give an impression of size.

I mean why? Not like I’m gonna send a pic of my hard cock next to a Sky remote or can of Lynx

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

This is why I work stealth mode

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"They can all message me instead.

I’ll take it for the team bro’"

I’ll message you, you know that. It’s good to talk lol. xxxxx

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot? "

I know right, you'd think a simple copy and paste message would reel one of them in at least

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men.

Constantly ....its embarrassing "

Sorry. You didn’t need to block me. Just rude I was only seeing if ‘u waz avin a gd nght’

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I know right, you'd think a simple copy and paste message would reel one of them in at least

You would think right? I mean... I'm breathing, got some of my own teeth and I even had a shower last week so who wouldn't sling me one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's even worse is the "meet now?" messages with a fanny shot attached. Do they think we just drop everything and tend to their needs?

What, women do this? I usually get this from men.

Constantly ....its embarrassing

Sorry. You didn’t need to block me. Just rude I was only seeing if ‘u waz avin a gd nght’"

I know but I knew where it was leading

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I know right, you'd think a simple copy and paste message would reel one of them in at least

You would think right? I mean... I'm breathing, got some of my own teeth and I even had a shower last week so who wouldn't sling me one? "

All self-entitled so and so's who wouldn't get any away from this site if they tried, right?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad"

You sound like my stepmom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I'm the king of the swingers ye

Of this thread I'm the O.P

I'm getting loads of messages

And that's what's bothering me

Now listen all you ladies

And take some sage advice

Sending private part pics

Just ain't very nice

A simple message just saying

"Hi how was your day"

Would get me semi interested

And you might get your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP... I'll keep my flaps to myself ... seems my stalking therapy isn't working

Mrs B

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad

You sound like my stepmom

You wanna role play with hot mamma sexy?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad

You sound like my stepmom

You wanna role play with hot mamma sexy? "

I like a bit of role play, never done stepmom role play though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sorry OP... I'll keep my flaps to myself ... seems my stalking therapy isn't working

Mrs B"

I like stalkers

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Not just ladies. I’ve been trying to slip you a length for months

Just keep getting ignored .

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad

You sound like my stepmom

You wanna role play with hot mamma sexy? "

I just love your bio! Fantastically witty and full of my type of humour...sarcasm lol

Anyone gets the chance read this ladies bio...pure class

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over a year ago

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1

I’m sorry but I’ll have to send you repeated messages because you ignored me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sorry but I’ll have to send you repeated messages because you ignored me

Blocked

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1

"I’m sorry but I’ll have to send you repeated messages because you ignored me

Blocked

As if

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sorry but I’ll have to send you repeated messages because you ignored me

Blocked

As if

Try me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's your own fault for wearing that jumper OP. All the ladies are picturing the matching grey joggers. Very popular in these parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's your own fault for wearing that jumper OP. All the ladies are picturing the matching grey joggers. Very popular in these parts

Oooh grey joggers, just gave me a twinge did that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x"

It's become a morning routine tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x

It's become a morning routine tbh

Shocking

I’ve had 1 haha , I’m rushed off my feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x

It's become a morning routine tbh

Shocking

I’ve had 1 haha , I’m rushed off my feet "

Never mind eh? I could give you some tips on popularity

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad

You sound like my stepmom

You wanna role play with hot mamma sexy?

I just love your bio! Fantastically witty and full of my type of humour...sarcasm lol

Anyone gets the chance read this ladies bio...pure class "

Saw you had a peek. Fancy a quickie before work? I'm in your area.

(Thanks btw!)

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over a year ago

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad

You sound like my stepmom

You wanna role play with hot mamma sexy?

I just love your bio! Fantastically witty and full of my type of humour...sarcasm lol

Anyone gets the chance read this ladies bio...pure class

Saw you had a peek. Fancy a quickie before work? I'm in your area.

(Thanks btw!) "

So sorry I'm inundated! I'm free June 12th if you're about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x

It's become a morning routine tbh

Shocking

I’ve had 1 haha , I’m rushed off my feet

Never mind eh? I could give you some tips on popularity

Please ,

I think I need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x

It's become a morning routine tbh

Shocking

I’ve had 1 haha , I’m rushed off my feet

Never mind eh? I could give you some tips on popularity

Please ,

I think I need it "

You need to set your message filters to age 59 1st lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x

It's become a morning routine tbh

Shocking

I’ve had 1 haha , I’m rushed off my feet

Never mind eh? I could give you some tips on popularity

Please ,

I think I need it

You need to set your message filters to age 59 1st lol"

Oh shit sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x

It's become a morning routine tbh

Shocking

I’ve had 1 haha , I’m rushed off my feet

Never mind eh? I could give you some tips on popularity

Please ,

I think I need it

You need to set your message filters to age 59 1st lol

Oh shit sorry "

For making me feel inadequate and old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s the inbox this morning Dan , you had to bulk delete ?x

It's become a morning routine tbh

Shocking

I’ve had 1 haha , I’m rushed off my feet

Never mind eh? I could give you some tips on popularity

Please ,

I think I need it

You need to set your message filters to age 59 1st lol

Oh shit sorry

For making me feel inadequate and old? "

Pfffft he says , you are more popular than me . How many times you been laid this year? I bet it’s more than my big fat ZERO

PS changed it now

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Dan.

I have sent you 89 pictures of my vag gaping.

When are you going to stop being such a prude and just fuck me already?

I know you've said no 88 times already but I don't see why it wouldn't work this time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dan.

I have sent you 89 pictures of my vag gaping.

When are you going to stop being such a prude and just fuck me already?

I know you've said no 88 times already but I don't see why it wouldn't work this time."

I like something left to my imagination tbh...you're just too full on!

Sorry I know you're probably devastated bit there's plenty more fish in the sea

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad

You sound like my stepmom

You wanna role play with hot mamma sexy?

I just love your bio! Fantastically witty and full of my type of humour...sarcasm lol

Anyone gets the chance read this ladies bio...pure class

Saw you had a peek. Fancy a quickie before work? I'm in your area.

(Thanks btw!)

So sorry I'm inundated! I'm free June 12th if you're about

That's OK. I'll patiently wait my turn on your cock whilst you fuck your way through the rest of the site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HnH rn. Anyone fancy a fuck in the back of my Vivara? I've messaged 350 guys so far today but no takers. WTF is wrong with you frigid lot?

I told you, I'm spent after my 5 wanks and FFM, try again next month

But bbe u so sexy innit. I NEED to fuk u soooooo bad

You sound like my stepmom

You wanna role play with hot mamma sexy?

I just love your bio! Fantastically witty and full of my type of humour...sarcasm lol

Anyone gets the chance read this ladies bio...pure class

Saw you had a peek. Fancy a quickie before work? I'm in your area.

(Thanks btw!)

So sorry I'm inundated! I'm free June 12th if you're about

That's OK. I'll patiently wait my turn on your cock whilst you fuck your way through the rest of the site

Shall I pencil you in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they not know you can’t meet at “the drop of a hat”?

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"I am going to have to change my message filters and totally ban any more ladies from messaging me!

I am constantly inundated with messages on a daily basis and if anything it is putting me off!!

I do not want unsolicited body part pics sent to me!

Know your worth please ladies and stop acting so desperately

I really do enjoy the chase

Legendary optimism there

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

The worst are the women who ask how much it would cost them for a night with me. It's so insulting.

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

Does that mean I should delete the messages I had lined up? I promise to be the best you've ever had for the 20 seconds I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The worst are the women who ask how much it would cost them for a night with me. It's so insulting."

Exactly!! It really infuriates me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"The worst are the women who ask how much it would cost them for a night with me. It's so insulting."

I had one offer me £500 to do her dishes for her after a Sunday roast wearing nothing but a tutu, the absolute cheek of it

I wouldn't have minded but her parents and grandparents were still there sitting in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no it was all me (msfox)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise, sorry

Mrs C

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