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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Where shall I lick good sir?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Not if you taste like After Eights....

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

You don't have to lie to me for me to want to lick you.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

White, milk, or dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't have to lie to me for me to want to lick you."

Very much what she said

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Where shall I lick good sir?

I'll send you some foot shavings

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Not if you taste like After Eights...."

What's wrong with them?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Where shall I lick good sir?

I'll send you some foot shavings "

Mmmm….Cadbury’s Flake

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"You don't have to lie to me for me to want to lick you."

It's not fibbing if I didn't actually say it

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"White, milk, or dark? "

Depends what bit is being licked

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Where shall I lick good sir?

I'll send you some foot shavings

Mmmm….Cadbury’s Flake

Other flakes are available

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Not if you taste like After Eights....

What's wrong with them?

Work of the devil...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

All over? Or is it like a treasure hunt. Need to keep looking/licking for clues?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Not if you taste like After Eights....

What's wrong with them?

Work of the devil..."

It's about time they made milk chocolate ones

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

All over? Or is it like a treasure hunt. Need to keep looking/licking for clues? "

There's really only one way to find out

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

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Umm, I would simply offer you some sweet red wine, some Grey Goose vodka, Blue jolly rancher and some coconut water.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No... what if you're lying??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"White, milk, or dark?

Depends what bit is being licked "

Very tempting!

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

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Umm, I would simply offer you some sweet red wine, some Grey Goose vodka, Blue jolly rancher and some coconut water.

I'm happy to accept those gifts, thank you

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"No... what if you're lying??

But what if I'm not, I could be a walking willy wonka factory

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No... what if you're lying??

But what if I'm not, I could be a walking willy wonka factory

Well I do like nuts covered in chocolate

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"White, milk, or dark?

Depends what bit is being licked

Very tempting! "

I haven't even mentioned my cherry flavoured nipples yet

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"No... what if you're lying??

But what if I'm not, I could be a walking willy wonka factory

Well I do like nuts covered in chocolate

Like chocolate Brazils?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't have to lie to me for me to want to lick you."

If l said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do more than lick.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Are you past your best before date?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Dammit - I’m not a chocolate lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

Hell yes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log

I almost cho ked on my coffee

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I'd do more than lick.

Come here so I can squeeze your lemon out

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Are you past your best before date?

In this climate I last longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

No but if you were short bread then that would be another matter

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Dammit - I’m not a chocolate lover

That's just weird

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

only if you had an epipen allergy needle to jab me with because I'm allergic to chocolate.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

Hell yes

Someone is thirsty

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log

Only on a Monday

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log

I almost cho ked on my coffee

Check it for floaters

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

No but if you were short bread then that would be another matter

I'm happy to top myself with it, hang on that sounds wrong

I'll sprinkle crumbs over myself

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log

Only on a Monday

So as long as it’s Tuesday - Sunday it’s all good

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

only if you had an epipen allergy needle to jab me with because I'm allergic to chocolate."

Wow that is cruel

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log

Only on a Monday

So as long as it’s Tuesday - Sunday it’s all good

I don't know, it gets risky the day before. Don't press on my stomach

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Are you past your best before date?

In this climate I last longer

Good to know. I'll make sure I store you correctly then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate salty balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

No but if you were short bread then that would be another matter

I'm happy to top myself with it, hang on that sounds wrong

I'll sprinkle crumbs over myself

Glad you changed your wording

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Are you past your best before date?

In this climate I last longer

Good to know. I'll make sure I store you correctly then

I need to be kept in a dark damp place, special requirements

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Chocolate salty balls?"

Sometimes I guess

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?

No but if you were short bread then that would be another matter

I'm happy to top myself with it, hang on that sounds wrong

I'll sprinkle crumbs over myself

Glad you changed your wording

You can't be too careful here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we store you in the fridge or a cupboard?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Do we store you in the fridge or a cupboard? "

Please read storage instructions above my left nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we store you in the fridge or a cupboard?

Please read storage instructions above my left nipple "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. Are you all one flavour (if so what) or are different parts different flavours?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Are you sweet like chocolate?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Depends. Are you all one flavour (if so what) or are different parts different flavours?"

Different types, I'm like a special yorkie but this one is only for girls

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Are you sweet like chocolate? "

I'm delightful

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Are you past your best before date?

In this climate I last longer

Good to know. I'll make sure I store you correctly then

I need to be kept in a dark damp place, special requirements "

Do you taste better at room temperature?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Are you past your best before date?

In this climate I last longer

Good to know. I'll make sure I store you correctly then

I need to be kept in a dark damp place, special requirements

Do you taste better at room temperature?"

Definitely, always taste good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate salty balls?

Sometimes I guess

Not a fan of SouthPark?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Chocolate salty balls?"

You know what to do with those...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate salty balls?

You know what to do with those...

If they're fresh and tasty they're for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !!

Would you like it more if I melted some and poured it over my naked breasts?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Chocolate salty balls?

You know what to do with those...

If they're fresh and tasty they're for me

Packed full of vitamins and good for you...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Chocolate salty balls?

Sometimes I guess

Not a fan of SouthPark?"

Awesome tune

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Chocolate salty balls?

Sometimes I guess

Not a fan of SouthPark?"

I knew where you got it from, everyone knows Chef

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !!

Cheers Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, but only if you lick me in return.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I'm in, but only if you lick me in return. "

That's a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My butt cheeks taste like cinnamon buns !!!

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"My butt cheeks taste like cinnamon buns !!! "

With currents?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !!

Cheers Woody

Hi5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !!

Would you like it more if I melted some and poured it over my naked breasts?"

I suddenly crave chocolate for some reason.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

I like a bit of chocolate but I've just decided to cut down my sugar intake OP

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Of course. I’d have to give it a go to test the theory.

The mr

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I like a bit of chocolate but I've just decided to cut down my sugar intake OP "

I'm way too sweet

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Of course. I’d have to give it a go to test the theory.

The mr "

I'll send you some shavings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kinda chocolate though ?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"What kinda chocolate though ? "

I'm like a chocolate factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kinda chocolate though ?

I'm like a chocolate factory

Fuck yeah !! Put your chocolatey starfish on my baguette !

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Port talbot

"What kinda chocolate though ?

I'm like a chocolate factory

Fuck yeah !! Put your chocolatey starfish on my baguette ! "

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