FabSwingers.com forum: What happened to the floppy posse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The group of bints on here who stuck together in the forums.

I think that's what they were called or should of been

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Uh-oh

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The group of bints on here who stuck together in the forums.

I think that's what they were called or should of been

Floppy Posse...... ?

Never heard of them. Were they bunnies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The group of bints on here who stuck together in the forums.

I think that's what they were called or should of been

How would you like your testicles served?

The women on here are vicious I tells ya...VICIOUS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bint.

your clearly a stunt man

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The group of bints on here who stuck together in the forums.

I think that's what they were called or should of been

How would you like your testicles served?

The women on here are vicious I tells ya...VICIOUS!!

Viscous ? Ahhhh dense and foggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean me and my imaginary friends?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I think.once they realised that the Doris' were a bunch of pansies they went about their lives as normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The group of bints on here who stuck together in the forums.

I think that's what they were called or should of been

How would you like your testicles served?

The women on here are vicious I tells ya...VICIOUS!!

Viscous ? Ahhhh dense and foggy."

That's just your dementia kicking in Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol why did i imagine the 3 witches from Hocus Pocus.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

op,did you write out your will before you decided to post that and were would you like your remains,what's left of them disposed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have lives outside FAB too.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The group of bints on here who stuck together in the forums.

I think that's what they were called or should of been

How would you like your testicles served?

The women on here are vicious I tells ya...VICIOUS!!

Viscous ? Ahhhh dense and foggy.

That's just your dementia kicking in Granny

MY dementia? ....it's YOU keeps moaning someone's eatin' your porridge!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"lol why did i imagine the 3 witches from Hocus Pocus.. lol"

Because you are too sweet and kind to imagine the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Kev....!!! D'ya mean the Pissy Posse....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The group of bints on here who stuck together in the forums.

I think that's what they were called or should of been

How would you like your testicles served?

The women on here are vicious I tells ya...VICIOUS!!

Viscous ? Ahhhh dense and foggy.

That's just your dementia kicking in Granny

MY dementia? ....it's YOU keeps moaning someone's eatin' your porridge!"

I let no-one stir my porridge Granny, nevermind nick it.

Have you remembered to change your piss pads by the way?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The group of bints on here who stuck together in the forums.

I think that's what they were called or should of been

How would you like your testicles served?

The women on here are vicious I tells ya...VICIOUS!!

Viscous ? Ahhhh dense and foggy.

That's just your dementia kicking in Granny

MY dementia? ....it's YOU keeps moaning someone's eatin' your porridge!

I let no-one stir my porridge Granny, nevermind nick it.

Have you remembered to change your piss pads by the way?"

I've never been to your house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Kev....!!! D'ya mean the Pissy Posse....

Hi Euro yes that was the weirdo's name, thanks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont you worry your little head about it, they are watching and will pounce at any given moment. As the doris's have been piss poor in 2012 they have been in semi retirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gone very quiet in here, have they got him???

Where's the ninja smiley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's gone very quiet in here, have they got him???

Where's the ninja smiley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's gone very quiet in here, have they got him???

Where's the ninja smiley?

The moddies should really show all the smileys to choose from

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

They are around, need decent opponents though...meanwhile stuff happens off fab occasionally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Doris's have been disanded, there is a new sheriff in town with a new posse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are around, need decent opponents though...meanwhile stuff happens off fab occasionally.

Sshhh! She's here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are around, need decent opponents though...meanwhile stuff happens off fab occasionally.

Sshhh! She's here...

Who flip flop

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think they joined fat wingers. Or was it sad mingers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I think they joined fat wingers. Or was it sad mingers"
was that on your reccomendation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they joined fat wingers. Or was it sad mingers"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?"

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

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over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

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stop talking out ya arse kev, surely it must be tired by now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

A boy band called Doris?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was to retire for the night... I might stay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

stop talking out ya arse kev, surely it must be tired by now

We prefer you to talk out of your arse Fem flip flop as it improves your breath

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

stop talking out ya arse kev, surely it must be tired by now

We prefer you to talk out of your arse Fem flip flop as it improves your breath

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You should be so lucky as to get near enough to comment on my breath in ya mankini and purple spotted y fronts

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can anybody be a Doris?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can anybody be a Doris?"
no you are much more suited to the posse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

stop talking out ya arse kev, surely it must be tired by now

We prefer you to talk out of your arse Fem flip flop as it improves your breath

You should be so lucky as to get near enough to comment on my breath in ya mankini and purple spotted y fronts

Why would I approach a flip flop wearing woman who looks like the TV off Benidorm ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

stop talking out ya arse kev, surely it must be tired by now

We prefer you to talk out of your arse Fem flip flop as it improves your breath

You should be so lucky as to get near enough to comment on my breath in ya mankini and purple spotted y fronts

Why would I approach a flip flop wearing woman who looks like the TV off Benidorm ?

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According to your last lot of verifications you have...that why ya deleted?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can anybody be a Doris?no you are much more suited to the posse

have just been told I'm more of a Dilys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

A boy band called Doris?

It was a battle of the sexes on here a few years back

Women were in the pussy posse and the men were called all called Doris,anyone could be involved so long as they were all aware that it was tongue in cheek only,no malice involved

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can anybody be a Doris?no you are much more suited to the posse

Does that mean Ryan's a girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

A boy band called Doris?

It was a battle of the sexes on here a few years back

Women were in the pussy posse and the men were called all called Doris,anyone could be involved so long as they were all aware that it was tongue in cheek only,no malice involved

It was good fun, I think quite a few have left now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

A boy band called Doris?

It was a battle of the sexes on here a few years back

Women were in the pussy posse and the men were called all called Doris,anyone could be involved so long as they were all aware that it was tongue in cheek only,no malice involved

If your name was Doris and you had a pussy what do you do?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was on the girly side... Was fab

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can anybody be a Doris?no you are much more suited to the posse

Does that mean Ryan's a girl?"

Maybe. Any lezzers in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

A boy band called Doris?

It was a battle of the sexes on here a few years back

Women were in the pussy posse and the men were called all called Doris,anyone could be involved so long as they were all aware that it was tongue in cheek only,no malice involved

If your name was Doris and you had a pussy what do you do?"

Well thats just bad luck and you would have been forced to change your name by deed poll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

A boy band called Doris?

It was a battle of the sexes on here a few years back

Women were in the pussy posse and the men were called all called Doris,anyone could be involved so long as they were all aware that it was tongue in cheek only,no malice involved

It was good fun, I think quite a few have left now"

I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was on the girly side... Was fab"

So gender has nothing to do with this battle of the sexes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a floppy posse and a Doris?

The posse were a bunch of spice girl wannabe's with bad hair and the doris's were the guys who kicked them into touch

A boy band called Doris?

It was a battle of the sexes on here a few years back

Women were in the pussy posse and the men were called all called Doris,anyone could be involved so long as they were all aware that it was tongue in cheek only,no malice involved

It was good fun, I think quite a few have left now

I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I was on the girly side... Was fab

So gender has nothing to do with this battle of the sexes?"

I was 99% gay then so was happy to discuss back combing, tints & clits...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

How have they been made unkickable? Is there a force field around them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was on the girly side... Was fab

So gender has nothing to do with this battle of the sexes?

I was 99% gay then so was happy to discuss back combing, tints & clits..."

He's on the fence now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was on the girly side... Was fab

So gender has nothing to do with this battle of the sexes?

I was 99% gay then so was happy to discuss back combing, tints & clits..."

How gay are you now? Does this mean you swap sides if you use your cock on women more than men?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I was on the girly side... Was fab

So gender has nothing to do with this battle of the sexes?

I was 99% gay then so was happy to discuss back combing, tints & clits...

He's on the fence now

Bad man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was on the girly side... Was fab

So gender has nothing to do with this battle of the sexes?

I was 99% gay then so was happy to discuss back combing, tints & clits...

He's on the fence now

Bad man

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was 99% gay then so was happy to discuss back combing, tints & clits...

How gay are you now? Does this mean you swap sides if you use your cock on women more than men?"

Depends if Rupert Penry Jones blows me in my dreams as to how gay I wake up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

How have they been made unkickable? Is there a force field around them?"

We still have all their balls locked in the trophy cabinet .... the plastic nuts are to go with their plastic spines.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was 99% gay then so was happy to discuss back combing, tints & clits...

How gay are you now? Does this mean you swap sides if you use your cock on women more than men?

Depends if Rupert Penry Jones blows me in my dreams as to how gay I wake up...."

If he's on here then I want a go too.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Happy to share... I hear there is plenty to go round

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Happy to share... I hear there is plenty to go round

I'm a sharing sort of gal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

How have they been made unkickable? Is there a force field around them?

We still have all their balls locked in the trophy cabinet .... the plastic nuts are to go with their plastic spines.

Oh bless, you may have some next to the glass with your teeth in but not mine there probably _iews.

I believe you call yourselves the Tenna ladies now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

How have they been made unkickable? Is there a force field around them?

We still have all their balls locked in the trophy cabinet .... the plastic nuts are to go with their plastic spines.

Oh bless, you may have some next to the glass with your teeth in but not mine there probably _iews.

I believe you call yourselves the Tenna ladies now

We have tenor ladies in my choir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

How have they been made unkickable? Is there a force field around them?

We still have all their balls locked in the trophy cabinet .... the plastic nuts are to go with their plastic spines.

Oh bless, you may have some next to the glass with your teeth in but not mine there probably _iews.

I believe you call yourselves the Tenna ladies now

We have tenor ladies in my choir."

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

How have they been made unkickable? Is there a force field around them?

We still have all their balls locked in the trophy cabinet .... the plastic nuts are to go with their plastic spines.

Oh bless, you may have some next to the glass with your teeth in but not mine there probably _iews.

I believe you call yourselves the Tenna ladies now

We have tenor ladies in my choir."

The doris' are all sopranos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

How have they been made unkickable? Is there a force field around them?

We still have all their balls locked in the trophy cabinet .... the plastic nuts are to go with their plastic spines.

Oh bless, you may have some next to the glass with your teeth in but not mine there probably _iews.

I believe you call yourselves the Tenna ladies now

We have tenor ladies in my choir.

The doris' are all sopranos"

I'll change my name to Screech

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm still here dodgy hair an all..... unfortunately we still have all the Doris's balls as they left without taking them.

We have silicone implant nuts now that are unkickable (is that a word lol)

How have they been made unkickable? Is there a force field around them?

We still have all their balls locked in the trophy cabinet .... the plastic nuts are to go with their plastic spines.

Oh bless, you may have some next to the glass with your teeth in but not mine there probably _iews.

I believe you call yourselves the Tenna ladies now

We have tenor ladies in my choir.

The doris' are all sopranos"

The men weren't up to covering the full tenor range so we had to augment them with some of the deeper altos.

If th Doris' are sopranos it should all work out well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the midst of battle, someone said "Shoes".... And that's the last anyone saw of them....

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"In the midst of battle, someone said "Shoes".... And that's the last anyone saw of them....

There's a rumour that they were spotted recently in Primark looking at the Onesies in the sale, but nobody got a good look at their faces and then... just like that they were gone, running off in the direction of Miss Selfridge's (via Gregg's, naturally).

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the pussy posse became obsolete early in 2012.their role now being fulfilled by the sudden influx,of sycophantic males,who made ideal replacements,due to their complete lack of balls.

although they say,on a still night,when the moon is full,if you listen really carefully,you can still hear the posse laughing,at the ball free guys,who have taken their place.

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over a year ago

"the pussy posse became obsolete early in 2012.their role now being fulfilled by the sudden influx,of sycophantic males,who made ideal replacements,due to their complete lack of balls.

although they say,on a still night,when the moon is full,if you listen really carefully,you can still hear the posse laughing,at the ball free guys,who have taken their place.

Above the sound of shuffling flip-flops and squeaky zimmer frames....???

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