FabSwingers.com forum: What was the last.thing you where mortified by.

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just fell straight of the kerb and faceplanted in the middle of the road

There wernt to many people saw it.

I landed on my right side was lucky as if it had been my left I would have broke my already broken shoulder.

Just a scrapes and a damaged ego

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Hope you're ok and not too shaken up.

I haven't been mortified for a while.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hope you're ok and not too shaken up.

I haven't been mortified for a while. "
Yes I'm fine but I did find it hard getting up with.my dodgy arm

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Slipped and my feet went from under me, making me scream loudly, sending me flying and landing on my arse in a packed Pret. Really feckin hurt but I put a brave face on it and slunk out shamefaced

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hope you’re ok OP?

It was to do with WhatsApp, a group of people who don’t know each other, and my very naughty cat

I am still mortified now

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Hope you’re ok OP?

It was to do with WhatsApp, a group of people who don’t know each other, and my very naughty cat

I am still mortified now

Imagine someone then posting on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the summer of last year.

I decided (against all my usual sensibilities) to do an exercise on a bench facing the upright section of it. Finished my set, and automatically leaned backwards.

Yep, finished up on my arse with a clattering of weights around me. Arms and legs floundering at the fresh air.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Hope you’re ok OP?

It was to do with WhatsApp, a group of people who don’t know each other, and my very naughty cat

I am still mortified now

Imagine someone then posting on the forum

^^ you are entirely a shit

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Hope you’re ok OP?

It was to do with WhatsApp, a group of people who don’t know each other, and my very naughty cat

I am still mortified now

Imagine someone then posting on the forum

^^ you are entirely a shit

meow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having a panic attack infront of strangers.

i'd actually made an effort to put makeup on today, however it wasn't waterproof.

queue me trying to get back to my car ASAP, with massive black streaks rolling down my face. not even cute little on-trend panda eyes. full 'rubbed coal over your face' jobby instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having a panic attack infront of strangers.

i'd actually made an effort to put makeup on today, however it wasn't waterproof.

queue me trying to get back to my car ASAP, with massive black streaks rolling down my face. not even cute little on-trend panda eyes. full 'rubbed coal over your face' jobby instead.

Px "

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just fell straight of the kerb and faceplanted in the middle of the road

There wernt to many people saw it.

I landed on my right side was lucky as if it had been my left I would have broke my already broken shoulder.

Just a scrapes and a damaged ego"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent a picture to a wrong person

Managed to delete it before it was opened. Phew.

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

Slipped on some slushy snow in Tesco car park...went arse over tit and ended up soaked all down one side!

Leapt up super quick to check if anyone saw...then hobbled off, pretending it didn't hurt!

Felt like a right tit

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