FabSwingers.com forum: Exaggerations

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

And celebrations... (sing along to cliff).

What's the best exaggeration you've heard.?

I've already told you a million times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in so much trouble, they're going to kill me

Miss S x

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I am literally dying with laughter here

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Almost any statement preceded by literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s 8 inches!

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

I'm in OnlyFans top 1%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you the best blowjob you've ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost any statement preceded by literally"

Or totally.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

AHH the old young ones quote

"Neil, I've told you a million times do not exaggerate!"

Rick

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Almost any statement preceded by literally

Or totally. "

My least favourite is when people tell me how funny they found something by saying

"I literally wet myself"

You didn't but if you did you need to see a doctor or do some pelvic floor exercises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol when it's no more than an exhale through the nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One we all heard as a kid - if the wind changes you'll be stuck like that!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There's plenty.

£350m on the side of a bus.

40 new hospitals.

50,000 new nurses.

20,000 new police officers.

Plenty of others if you look......

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

It'll all be over by Christmas.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"If you don't stop that, you'll go blind..."

The age-old retort is always:

"Well, can I do it 'til I need glasses...?"

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

My mate: ( liar). Sorry i never called I was climbing Mount Everest for charity on Wednesday - took 6 hrs!!!

Me: Yeah - I saw you on my way back down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when my tattoo artist tells me "there's only one minute left" at the end of a day session, doing the highlights.

slight under-exaggeration, when it feels like 97 hours! (definitely not exaggerating there am i?

) Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Destroy her Pussy.”

I think they might be using artistic license there.

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