FabSwingers.com forum: The Grumpy Thread

By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

It’s Monday… it’s grey outside… work is rubbish… I’m in a totally grumpy grouchy mood. Everything is pissing me off and I just want to go back to bed and pull the duvet over my head

Would anyone like to virtually join me in my grouchy little mood or does anyone have anything wonderfully positive to contribute to lift my gloomy spirits?

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Fuck life!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm horny with nobody to horn with. While stuck in work but able to be on here.

Very much a grump moment!

Minor granted but grump inducing none the less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weather is warmer than it was last week. That’s good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite happy to be honest

Though will be happier in the Summer

Sorry ,I'm not much help OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Monday was last week but I’m feeling it today. Might be alright after gym and trim

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I could pay you a compliment for your fine choice of lingerie if that would help?;-)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Grumpiness is next to Godliness

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Sorry, can't help with any wonderful positivity here: I'll happily join you in the grumpy corner. Just call me Eeyore.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

my grump is... the phone tesco sold me won't charge so it's going back to them in a minute... hopefully they can sort it for me,

in better feels... the nights are staying lighter longer, a sign spring is just around the corner? Hang in there, things will be better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My response is to do the boring stuff in the boring weather, pay the bills, plus some things to look forward to, like plan the holidays

But still semi grumpy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the cool kids, fuck self-seeking, self-entitled people in essence fuck ppl today, give me a dog over people today

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"It’s Monday… it’s grey outside… work is rubbish… I’m in a totally grumpy grouchy mood. Everything is pissing me off and I just want to go back to bed and pull the duvet over my head

Would anyone like to virtually join me in my grouchy little mood or does anyone have anything wonderfully positive to contribute to lift my gloomy spirits? "
I'm in bed under the duvet already and its freezing out there

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"It’s Monday… does anyone have anything wonderfully positive to contribute to lift my gloomy spirits? "

World war 3 hasn’t started yet

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’ve been thinking about how much fun car fun was as a younger man- making me want to try it again but can’t find any ladies that like it too nowadays

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Perhaps you could willingly immerse yourself in contrived p+sitivity: prepare a piping-hot Cafetiére, light a fine scented candle, spritz a fine spray of cologne onto those warm pulse-points, fold down the laptop, unfurl the duvet and embrace the ethereal glow.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm sat in a hospital bed, waiting for tests. Yeah, there have been better Mondays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abso fucking lutely.

I’ve had a friend respond aggressively to tell me that my feelings aren’t valid and I can either ‘get over it and move on, or not reply’ to her. So she can fuck off then. Ughhhhhh

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Perhaps you could willingly immerse yourself in contrived p+sitivity: prepare a piping-hot Cafetiére, light a fine scented candle, spritz a fine spray of cologne onto those warm pulse-points, fold down the laptop, unfurl the duvet and embrace the ethereal glow."

Barf.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Barf."

Seconding the barf.

Who the fuck wants to embrace a glow?

Op, look. You're young. Hot. You'll probably get to experience at least one new cock before you die.

Life is good even if some days you want to tell the world to do one. Have that day and then carry on.

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

I'm under your duvet waiting for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really chipper today

hope your day perks up OP

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By *ighlander81Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

"It’s Monday… it’s grey outside… work is rubbish… I’m in a totally grumpy grouchy mood. Everything is pissing me off and I just want to go back to bed and pull the duvet over my head

Would anyone like to virtually join me in my grouchy little mood or does anyone have anything wonderfully positive to contribute to lift my gloomy spirits? "

I was grumpy and then I seen your profile and I was instantly cheered up

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Barf.

Seconding the barf.

Who the fuck wants to embrace a glow?

Op, look. You're young. Hot. You'll probably get to experience at least one new cock before you die.

Life is good even if some days you want to tell the world to do one. Have that day and then carry on."

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It is these types of vituperative remarks, ex-wife, that remind me why we split.

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

Good day here

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Barf."

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Barf Simpson?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"The weather is warmer than it was last week. That’s good.

Glad yours is. It's effing* cold here.

(*freezing)

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Massive hugs OP.

Its damp, cold and windy down here so I can't think of anything positive at the moment.

Hopefully you get some duvet time with chocolate and good TV later.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Barf.

Seconding the barf.

Who the fuck wants to embrace a glow?

Op, look. You're young. Hot. You'll probably get to experience at least one new cock before you die.

Life is good even if some days you want to tell the world to do one. Have that day and then carry on.

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It is these types of vituperative remarks, ex-wife, that remind me why we split.

Ha! One day you'll know when I'm not being quite serious. Even if it's decades after our matrimony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun is out

I woke up this morning

I’ve just had a lovely lunch and big mug of tea.

Oh and the wife bought me new shoes

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thanks everyone

I’m normally quite a positive person but I can’t seem to shake my gloominess today. I feel like I need a good cry. I think work is the main issue and I need to make a change. I’ve just had my birthday and it always makes me assess the direction that I’m headed and I know that my current role isn’t the one for me at all. Feeling suffocated and want to chuck my laptop out the window.

Sending hugs to anyone having a shitty day or time

I know my situation will be nothing compared to others, so I am sorry if I appear insensitive or ungrateful, but I guess we all have down days. Thank you for the opportunity to sound off

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Damn it! Coulda done with this yesterday!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Hope your day improves OP!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The sun is shining and it's a beautiful day here in the foothill of the Pennines.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

What puts a smile on your face sj? Music? People? Pictures? Make a plan to do one of them today or tomorrow.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh I think everyone needs a

I will happily send smiles and memes to cheer everyone up. I’m smiley… as usual

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Yes!! The usual fab stuff that would never get to me has made me very dejected.

I’ve been disrespected by two people who have no idea why they were being offensive and, consequently, all the other trivia has got on top of me.

I am NOT in a good mood today!

Oh, and it’s raining

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By *-tee1985Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Unfortunately it is a grumpy Monday! I’m with you on that one. But discovering Samantha and her pictures has brightened things up. Now to get turned down by her, and resume this grumpy Monday

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"...It is these types of vituperative remarks, ex-wife, that remind me why we split.

Ha! One day you'll know when I'm not being quite serious. Even if it's decades after our matrimony. "

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Our matrimony felt like a miscarriage of injustice.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Barf.

Seconding the barf.

Who the fuck wants to embrace a glow?

Op, look. You're young. Hot. You'll probably get to experience at least one new cock before you die.

Life is good even if some days you want to tell the world to do one. Have that day and then carry on."

Finally proof... Cock makes you happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark Depressing

Just like my mood

In deep shit work

Couldn’t give a flying fig about anything or anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll join you OP.

braved going to a shopping centre for the first time on my own in a long time... i managed three shops before my social anxiety got the best of me, and i had a panic attack.

swiftly drove home, cried to my mum on the phone, and now im so upset with myself.

not even grumpy with anyone else, just myself.

the one person who was there for me and would have calmed me down and made it all okay, isn't here anymore.

just feel like i've taken a step back.

so meh.

big boobie hugs to anyone else that might need them. Px

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Dark Depressing

Just like my mood

In deep shit work

Couldn’t give a flying fig about anything or anyone

Just do your best! That's all you can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's actually been pretty ok. Went to the gym this morning to get that out the way, it's sunny outside in Derby and work is pretty chilled at the mo. Of course, things would be better with a blowjob but you can't have everything, I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very grumpy.

I'm waiting for a delivery. Over 2 hours late and I should have had a meet !!!!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"i'll join you OP.

braved going to a shopping centre for the first time on my own in a long time... i managed three shops before my social anxiety got the best of me, and i had a panic attack.

swiftly drove home, cried to my mum on the phone, and now im so upset with myself.

not even grumpy with anyone else, just myself.

the one person who was there for me and would have calmed me down and made it all okay, isn't here anymore.

just feel like i've taken a step back.

so meh.

big boobie hugs to anyone else that might need them. Px

Sending massive hugs ducky. That sounds very hard.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Abso fucking lutely.

I’ve had a friend respond aggressively to tell me that my feelings aren’t valid and I can either ‘get over it and move on, or not reply’ to her. So she can fuck off then. Ughhhhhh"

Doesn’t sound like much of a mate to be fair xx

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"i'll join you OP.

braved going to a shopping centre for the first time on my own in a long time... i managed three shops before my social anxiety got the best of me, and i had a panic attack.

swiftly drove home, cried to my mum on the phone, and now im so upset with myself.

not even grumpy with anyone else, just myself.

the one person who was there for me and would have calmed me down and made it all okay, isn't here anymore.

just feel like i've taken a step back.

so meh.

big boobie hugs to anyone else that might need them. Px

Big ole hugs to you, too, miss splat. Good on you for braving it in the first place, that can’t have been easy for you.

Baby steps, so don’t give up! Xx

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Abso fucking lutely.

I’ve had a friend respond aggressively to tell me that my feelings aren’t valid and I can either ‘get over it and move on, or not reply’ to her. So she can fuck off then. Ughhhhhh"

Reminds me of the other recent thread in which a lady was talking about how her friend screwed her over and abandoned her.

What’s going on with people at the moment?!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Abso fucking lutely.

I’ve had a friend respond aggressively to tell me that my feelings aren’t valid and I can either ‘get over it and move on, or not reply’ to her. So she can fuck off then. Ughhhhhh

Reminds me of the other recent thread in which a lady was talking about how her friend screwed her over and abandoned her.

What’s going on with people at the moment?!!"

Yeah I noticed the same. Maybe it's winter blues.

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

In the office hate been there out on visits to my clients hate them more , a generation of wanting everything for nothing and haven't done a day's work in their lives.

Hate the tories and what mess we are in and them paying the BBC to have right views.

Phoning utility companies that won't answer the phone and have no accountability I could go on.

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

In the office hate been there out on visits to my clients hate them more , a generation of wanting everything for nothing and haven't done a day's work in their lives.

Hate the tories and what mess we are in and them paying the BBC to have right wing views.

Phoning utility companies that won't answer the phone and have no accountability I could go on.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Couple of months clocks go forward op.

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

Was off sick Thurs/Fri last week...back working again today and it was baaaaaad this morning

Just a monumental pile of poop waiting for me!

So yes OP, I'm very much feeling your pain!!

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Making people redundant, so yes I’m a shit mood it definitely isn’t happy Monday !

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

She certainly doesn’t deserve you as a friend then!

I’m airing my grump of being messed about arranging a meet with a couple last weekend! They won’t be getting a second chance. Grump over

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Making people redundant, so yes I’m a shit mood it definitely isn’t happy Monday ! "

Oh crap! That's unfortunate.

More hugs sent. I hope things get better soon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Making people redundant, so yes I’m a shit mood it definitely isn’t happy Monday ! "

Oh that's a horrible experience, for both parties. I've been involved from the management side once and it's the worst thing I've ever had to do

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

"i'll join you OP.

braved going to a shopping centre for the first time on my own in a long time... i managed three shops before my social anxiety got the best of me, and i had a panic attack.

swiftly drove home, cried to my mum on the phone, and now im so upset with myself.

not even grumpy with anyone else, just myself.

the one person who was there for me and would have calmed me down and made it all okay, isn't here anymore.

just feel like i've taken a step back.

so meh.

big boobie hugs to anyone else that might need them. Px

Bless you and your boobie hugs x.

Maybe you should look at the day slightly differently. You say it’s the first time in ages that you have been, so that’s a great step forward. You managed 3 (not 1 or 2, but 3!) shops before you felt overwhelmed. It all sounds like steps in the right direction. Well done you!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fella’s new nick name I’ve given him at times is Otto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is people that look like they from Jeremy Kyle having loads of sex and I can't even get a message

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There is people that look like they from Jeremy Kyle having loads of sex and I can't even get a message

What do such people actually look like then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is people that look like they from Jeremy Kyle having loads of sex and I can't even get a message

JK guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone

Sending hugs to anyone having a shitty day or time

I know my situation will be nothing compared to others, so I am sorry if I appear insensitive or ungrateful, but I guess we all have down days. Thank you for the opportunity to sound off

Big hugs, I've been crying at work today as so shit so feel for you. Have a good cry if it helps.. hopefully tomorrow will be more positive but remember 4 sleeps and then it be the weekend so do something to make you smile xx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

It's cold and I can't warm up so I'm grumpy.

Mrs

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"...does anyone have anything wonderfully positive to contribute to lift my gloomy spirits? "

Well your soup recipe is an absolute triumph, so you have made my life happier.

In my view you are a star on a dark night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll join

I’ve just had covid , still can’t talk properly , been dumped by a knob bead liar, and I had to sit in 3 hour meeting today

Oh and January can fuck itself

That’s all xx

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Omg there are lots of people having a shit time.

I hope that next month is a better month for you all.

On a plus side, if you have clear skies you can see 5 planets in the night sky tonight.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I have practical exams next week and I'm far from prepared and don't know if I will be so I'm seeing a massive flunk in my future

Tinder

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"I'm sat in a hospital bed, waiting for tests. Yeah, there have been better Mondays

Hope the update come back before next Mon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m grumpy as hell

So please pass me by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg there are lots of people having a shit time.

I hope that next month is a better month for you all.

On a plus side, if you have clear skies you can see 5 planets in the night sky tonight."

My curtains are closed

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Omg there are lots of people having a shit time.

I hope that next month is a better month for you all.

On a plus side, if you have clear skies you can see 5 planets in the night sky tonight.

My curtains are closed "

Poor Mr.

Sorry... I know.. But I just had to

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hello

Taking a break from your pornado spreading??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I am officially grumpy. I’d better log off soon

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Yep, I am officially grumpy. I’d better log off soon

The day is nearly done

I’m going to have an early night and start afresh tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep, I am officially grumpy. I’d better log off soon

The day is nearly done

I’m going to have an early night and start afresh tomorrow x"

Yeah, so am I, goodnight all! *proceeds to waste 2 hours on YouTube*

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Sorry, can't help with any wonderful positivity here: I'll happily join you in the grumpy corner. Just call me Eeyore."

Grump update: the tube was down, which made me late for football, and I then lost.

Sorry to those who are having genuinely worse days than I am - tomorrow's a new day!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

There's always the 'perpetually uplifting and rejuvenating' Nocturnal thread that I'm hosting this evening.

Hint hint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out I was just hungry. I did visit a club too

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"There's always the 'perpetually uplifting and rejuvenating' Nocturnal thread that I'm hosting this evening.

Hint hint.

I will pop in and say hello if I’m still awake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sorry, can't help with any wonderful positivity here: I'll happily join you in the grumpy corner. Just call me Eeyore.

Grump update: the tube was down, which made me late for football, and I then lost.

Sorry to those who are having genuinely worse days than I am - tomorrow's a new day! "

You lost? Have you tried finding 10 other people to help you play football, so you're not one man vs 11?!

Sorry your footy trip didn't go to plan......

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Sorry, can't help with any wonderful positivity here: I'll happily join you in the grumpy corner. Just call me Eeyore.

Grump update: the tube was down, which made me late for football, and I then lost.

Sorry to those who are having genuinely worse days than I am - tomorrow's a new day!

You lost? Have you tried finding 10 other people to help you play football, so you're not one man vs 11?!

Sorry your footy trip didn't go to plan......"

I knew I was going wrong somewhere!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hello

Taking a break from your pornado spreading??

Tiring work that

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