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FA launch investigation after player ‘inserted finger into anus of opponent’

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Now there's a local news headline I didn't think I'd be reading today!

"An investigation from Nottinghamshire FA is under way over reports a player allegedly inserted his finger into an opponent's anus during a Sunday League match.

The alleged incident is supposed to have happened on 8 January, where the unnamed player is said to have inserted a finger or multiple fingers into another player's anus during the game.

A message from the FA's discipline team about the alleged incident has been leaked, providing more details on the supposed event."

I've hear of attackers probing the oppositions defence, but.......

A

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Now there's a local news headline I didn't think I'd be reading today!

"An investigation from Nottinghamshire FA is under way over reports a player allegedly inserted his finger into an opponent's anus during a Sunday League match.

The alleged incident is supposed to have happened on 8 January, where the unnamed player is said to have inserted a finger or multiple fingers into another player's anus during the game.

A message from the FA's discipline team about the alleged incident has been leaked, providing more details on the supposed event."

I've hear of attackers probing the oppositions defence, but.......

A"

omg are they using the stinky fingers as evidence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only one way to beat them - get round the back.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

If it works to make a dog drop something, then it's worth a try on the goalkeeper right?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where the unnamed player is said to have inserted a finger or multiple fingers into another player's anus during the game."

30 years of hurt.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"There's only one way to beat them - get round the back."

I heard a rumour Nicky Butt may have been involved.......

Surprised it was in Nottingham to be fair. I'd have thought that sort of behaviour was more common up the Arse.

A

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Now there's a local news headline I didn't think I'd be reading today!

"An investigation from Nottinghamshire FA is under way over reports a player allegedly inserted his finger into an opponent's anus during a Sunday League match.

The alleged incident is supposed to have happened on 8 January, where the unnamed player is said to have inserted a finger or multiple fingers into another player's anus during the game.

A message from the FA's discipline team about the alleged incident has been leaked, providing more details on the supposed event."

I've hear of attackers probing the oppositions defence, but.......

Aomg are they using the stinky fingers as evidence? "

No, it was the dirty sanchez he left that gave it away

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Was it an Arsenal player?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

In your face Tom…this is the kind of news we want to hear about!

Middle finger for Tom…and Dick and Harry by the sounds of it

K

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

I would encourage everyone to go on YouTube and search for 'wrestling oil check'

This is amateur olympic wrestling we're talking about, not WWE

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Now there's a local news headline I didn't think I'd be reading today!

"An investigation from Nottinghamshire FA is under way over reports a player allegedly inserted his finger into an opponent's anus during a Sunday League match.

The alleged incident is supposed to have happened on 8 January, where the unnamed player is said to have inserted a finger or multiple fingers into another player's anus during the game.

A message from the FA's discipline team about the alleged incident has been leaked, providing more details on the supposed event."

I've hear of attackers probing the oppositions defence, but.......

Aomg are they using the stinky fingers as evidence?

No, it was the dirty sanchez he left that gave it away"

omg not the pukka pie wrapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This does bring up a question I've often thought of.

At what point does an incident during a football match become a police matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'News of the incident leaked out'

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"'News of the incident leaked out' "
shiiiiit

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

This is nothing new…. There is a player in Aussie rugby league folklore called John hopoate… he got a 12 week suspension for doing it to 3 different opponents in the same game!!! Legendary!!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"This is nothing new…. There is a player in Aussie rugby league folklore called John hopoate… he got a 12 week suspension for doing it to 3 different opponents in the same game!!! Legendary!! "

Obviously applied the 'bowling ball' technique........

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not really funny.

It's sexual assault

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

its not funny if he had winter green on his finger..

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Now there's a local news headline I didn't think I'd be reading today!

"An investigation from Nottinghamshire FA is under way over reports a player allegedly inserted his finger into an opponent's anus during a Sunday League match.

The alleged incident is supposed to have happened on 8 January, where the unnamed player is said to have inserted a finger or multiple fingers into another player's anus during the game.

A message from the FA's discipline team about the alleged incident has been leaked, providing more details on the supposed event."

I've hear of attackers probing the oppositions defence, but.......

A"

That stuff used to happen regularly in rugby league I can't see what the problem is just make sure the opposition No 9 does not get ya.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

He would of got away with it if it wasn't for the fact the cameras picked him up 17 minutes after it occurred sniffing his finger He had denied it at first but he couldn't hold out any longer and curiosity got the better of him.

We've all done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not really funny.

It's sexual assault "

Yeah I came to leave the same comment. I’m not sure why this has turned into a joke thread, it’s literally sexual assault by penetration

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It's not really funny.

It's sexual assault

Yeah I came to leave the same comment. I’m not sure why this has turned into a joke thread, it’s literally sexual assault by penetration "

Oh sorry. Was only having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not really funny.

It's sexual assault

Yeah I came to leave the same comment. I’m not sure why this has turned into a joke thread, it’s literally sexual assault by penetration

Oh sorry. Was only having fun "

Stop that immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s fairly common. I’m surprised nobody has pressed charges earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s fairly common. I’m surprised nobody has pressed charges earlier."

I understand the player concerned is already in big trouble with his wife for losing his wedding ring.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It’s fairly common. I’m surprised nobody has pressed charges earlier.

I understand the player concerned is already in big trouble with his wife for losing his wedding ring. "

Haha I've heard 'Deep Heat'are looking to sponsor the culprit

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Was it through his shorts and pants or directly in through the leg hole?

He should have been arrested for sexual assault.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Was it through his shorts and pants or directly in through the leg hole?

He should have been arrested for sexual assault. "

I don't know, the OP didn't say but I suspect through his shorts and given the nature of the game probably a poke/prod mote than a 2nd knuckle incision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Mr) what about Vinnie grabbing Gazza’a nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not really funny.

It's sexual assault

Yeah I came to leave the same comment. I’m not sure why this has turned into a joke thread, it’s literally sexual assault by penetration

Oh sorry. Was only having fun "

I don’t find sexual offences particularly funny

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley


"It’s fairly common. I’m surprised nobody has pressed charges earlier.

I understand the player concerned is already in big trouble with his wife for losing his wedding ring. "

Jr Tolkien will be turning in his grave,

Lord of the rings will never be the same.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It's not really funny.

It's sexual assault

Yeah I came to leave the same comment. I’m not sure why this has turned into a joke thread, it’s literally sexual assault by penetration

Oh sorry. Was only having fun

I don’t find sexual offences particularly funny "

No same here. Probably goes for all of us and the OP

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Was it through his shorts and pants or directly in through the leg hole?

He should have been arrested for sexual assault.

I don't know, the OP didn't say but I suspect through his shorts and given the nature of the game probably a poke/prod mote than a 2nd knuckle incision "

Still a violation and could still hurt.

Men have some strange sense of humour sometimes.

Unless he gets a thrill out of it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"(Mr) what about Vinnie grabbing Gazza’a nuts "

I only think he did that because they were friends and had an idea Gascoigne would find it funny.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Was it through his shorts and pants or directly in through the leg hole?

He should have been arrested for sexual assault.

I don't know, the OP didn't say but I suspect through his shorts and given the nature of the game probably a poke/prod mote than a 2nd knuckle incision

Still a violation and could still hurt.

Men have some strange sense of humour sometimes.

Unless he gets a thrill out of it.

"

Yes I wouldn't find it as funny if it happened to me but I don't play football or rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not really funny.

It's sexual assault

Yeah I came to leave the same comment. I’m not sure why this has turned into a joke thread, it’s literally sexual assault by penetration

Oh sorry. Was only having fun

I don’t find sexual offences particularly funny

No same here. Probably goes for all of us and the OP

"

The laws governing sport and assault have long recognised there is a degree of consent to physical contact by those taking part, even to foul play. Otherwise every bad tackle, punch, etc would be a criminal offence. In this case if no complaint has been made and the police are not investigating then calling it an 'assault' is not correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Mr) what about Vinnie grabbing Gazza’a nuts

I only think he did that because they were friends and had an idea Gascoigne would find it funny.

"

No, Gascoigne said Jones fouled and intimidated him the whole game.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Since most footballers wear a cycling short or the likes of to keep muscles in so you don't pull a muscle when playing I think it's highly doubtful it's happened..... Absolute hooey!

Who was it ET? Were they all beamed out & lost 90 mins of their lives they cant recall back and NO var?

I'll believe it when it's on the 10' o cock (sorry), Clock news!

Very spurious. Check the source & make yer own minds up. Not convinced.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Presumably, because it has to do with football, the the vast majority of posters are treating it as a joke instead of assault.

Very odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tackling from behind is serious foul play.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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