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By *ustdaveHants OP Man
over a year ago

chippenham

Stood outside the back of the guardroom, I've just made a giant frost penis in the grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it spunking

Does it have pubes and veins

Don’t half tell a story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah yes we should realise that the ladies in this forum have rather high expectations! A simple comedy cock scribble is not going to cut the mustard here

Drink a pint of coffee and go embellish the artwork dude

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By *ustdaveHants OP Man
over a year ago

chippenham

I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Which art style did you employ? Cubist, neo-classic, or photo-realistic?

LvM

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

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By *renchy19Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

I’m sure it’s more interesting than most of the stuff in the Tate Modern

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

Weekly toilet roll photo thread?

LvM

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Stood outside the back of the guardroom, I've just made a giant frost penis in the grass.

What kind of materials did you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

I'd like to see that

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

Weekly toilet roll photo thread?

LvM"

I'm not sure why you're laughing my No 1 BBC, I'm deadly serious about this.

Weekly toilet roll photo thread sounds divine. Think you'll enter?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s not really a cock pic unless it’s spunking. Get to it!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

Weekly toilet roll photo thread?

LvM

I'm not sure why you're laughing my No 1 BBC, I'm deadly serious about this.

Weekly toilet roll photo thread sounds divine. Think you'll enter? "

I'll give it a go so long as I can borrow a roll from your growing collection. I want to make sure I give the girthiest impression I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I draw cocks on the Neighbours car after it has snowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to know who has rearranged my gnomes doing rude things to each other

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I swear I'm reading threads wrong for the last 4 hrs. How do people know what a fucking guardroom is and chat on like 'yeah I made a santa with strawberry's outside my orangery'

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

Dude is on guard duty and he made a frost dick in the grass. It's not Art Attack's giant make

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

Dude is on guard duty and he made a frost dick in the grass. It's not Art Attack's giant make

It.

Should.

Be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

Dude is on guard duty and he made a frost dick in the grass. It's not Art Attack's giant make

Can you guess what it jizz yet?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Stood outside the back of the guardroom, I've just made a giant frost penis in the grass.

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really.... No frostbite?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

Dude is on guard duty and he made a frost dick in the grass. It's not Art Attack's giant make

Can you guess what it jizz yet?"

Errrrr I think it's guano

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I am so lost it's unbelievable

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"I'm on it not on the penis but back to the drawing board

What you need to do, and I'm very serious here, is get out your arts and craft box. Grab that bad boy, find some glue and a toilet roll. Decorate it. Make it real pretty. Stick your cock through it.

Take a photo.

Now wouldn't that be a hoot OP?

Dude is on guard duty and he made a frost dick in the grass. It's not Art Attack's giant make

It.

Should.

Be.

Aah great minds.... exactly the words that floated through my mind Meli

I'm feeling a filthy arts and crafts photo challenge coming on...

Cherry x

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