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Most women on here have a big nose and a penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or am I getting it all wrong???

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No, that's scientifically accurate

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Who you calling big nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you're looking at the right... people?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Are you sure you're looking at the right... people?"

Oh. He nose

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

I make them run into a wall first to see what’s bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what now?

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington


"Who you calling big nose? "

Well, he 'as got a big nose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make them run into a wall first to see what’s bigger "

Is it the nose mostly?

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Please know Monty Python or this will come across Insulting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who you calling big nose? "

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please know Monty Python or this will come across Insulting lol"

It didn’t but if you say that again I’ll take you to the fucking cleaners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it? Is there a joke I don't understand here?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Please know Monty Python or this will come across Insulting lol

It didn’t but if you say that again I’ll take you to the fucking cleaners "

Bravo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I don't get it? Is there a joke I don't understand here?"

You just don't understand who the special ones are around here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get it? Is there a joke I don't understand here?"

No mate and yes your doing everything ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get it? Is there a joke I don't understand here?

You just don't understand who the special ones are around here "

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it? Is there a joke I don't understand here?

You just don't understand who the special ones are around here "

Ahhh mate, I'm confused XD I think I'll leave before I make a boob of myself

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

And he definitely had a penis, you saw it when he opened the window. He was a very naughty boy, his mum said so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get it? Is there a joke I don't understand here?

You just don't understand who the special ones are around here

Ahhh mate, I'm confused XD I think I'll leave before I make a boob of myself "

No stay your making it funny then eventually you’ll get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who you calling big nose? "

Boop

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Who you calling big nose?

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have…."

Please don't let on about my big penis, or everyone will want one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Who you calling big nose?

Boop"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who you calling big nose?

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have….

Please don't let on about my big penis, or everyone will want one."

I want one I want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it? Is there a joke I don't understand here?

You just don't understand who the special ones are around here

Ahhh mate, I'm confused XD I think I'll leave before I make a boob of myself

No stay your making it funny then eventually you’ll get it "

I'm suffering over here XD what is this from?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION "

Fucking hell nobody ever mentions that scetch till now…. I salute you

Do you know mrs scum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?! "

My mum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?!

My mum "

She didn't reply to our PM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?!

My mum

She didn't reply to our PM "

She’s busy working down tut pit be off at 6

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?!

My mum

She didn't reply to our PM

She’s busy working down tut pit be off at 6"

I hope she's done her full 26hr a day shift?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?!

My mum

She didn't reply to our PM

She’s busy working down tut pit be off at 6

I hope she's done her full 26hr a day shift?"

Yep and when she’s done she will lick her road clean wit tongue

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?!

My mum

She didn't reply to our PM

She’s busy working down tut pit be off at 6

I hope she's done her full 26hr a day shift?

Yep and when she’s done she will lick her road clean wit tongue "

Before going home to the cardboard box we live in

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"I don't get it? Is there a joke I don't understand here?

You just don't understand who the special ones are around here

Ahhh mate, I'm confused XD I think I'll leave before I make a boob of myself

No stay your making it funny then eventually you’ll get it

I'm suffering over here XD what is this from? "

Monty python, life of Brian and other stuff of theirs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?!

My mum

She didn't reply to our PM

She’s busy working down tut pit be off at 6

I hope she's done her full 26hr a day shift?

Yep and when she’s done she will lick her road clean wit tongue

Before going home to the cardboard box we live in "

We used to live in a lake

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Who you calling big nose?

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have….

Please don't let on about my big penis, or everyone will want one.

I want one I want one "

I'll share mine with you, but wash it before you give it back.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Apparently nose size positively correlates with penis size. Who knew?!

My mum

She didn't reply to our PM

She’s busy working down tut pit be off at 6

I hope she's done her full 26hr a day shift?

Yep and when she’s done she will lick her road clean wit tongue

Before going home to the cardboard box we live in

We used to live in a lake "

A LAKE!!! Some of us had to make do with a puddle and like it m'lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who you calling big nose?

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have….

Please don't let on about my big penis, or everyone will want one.

I want one I want one

I'll share mine with you, but wash it before you give it back."

Will you wash it before you lend it?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Who you calling big nose?

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have….

Please don't let on about my big penis, or everyone will want one.

I want one I want one

I'll share mine with you, but wash it before you give it back.

Will you wash it before you lend it?"

I'll wipe it over with a wet wipe, just cos it's you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who you calling big nose?

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have….

Please don't let on about my big penis, or everyone will want one.

I want one I want one

I'll share mine with you, but wash it before you give it back.

Will you wash it before you lend it?

I'll wipe it over with a wet wipe, just cos it's you."

Don’t do that bird I was gonna send it back to make a combination

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Who you calling big nose?

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have….

Please don't let on about my big penis, or everyone will want one.

I want one I want one

I'll share mine with you, but wash it before you give it back.

Will you wash it before you lend it?

I'll wipe it over with a wet wipe, just cos it's you.

Don’t do that bird I was gonna send it back to make a combination "

It will have grown mushrooms by the time I get it back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who you calling big nose?

No nanna you haven’t a big nose…. But you have….

Please don't let on about my big penis, or everyone will want one.

I want one I want one

I'll share mine with you, but wash it before you give it back.

Will you wash it before you lend it?

I'll wipe it over with a wet wipe, just cos it's you.

Don’t do that bird I was gonna send it back to make a combination

It will have grown mushrooms by the time I get it back."

Mushroomed for your pleasure

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Or am I getting it all wrong???"
you extremely wrong

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