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By *ixie Bean OP   Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Just Pete.

And a magnificent cunt it is.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

well it use to be boris johnson,, now its sunak

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Dumbo's mother.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My Mrs.... she's married to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Pete.

And a magnificent cunt it is."

Reported.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "

There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.

As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"My Mrs.... she's married to it."

You see I'm saying I'm the biggest cu....

Oh forget it,if I have to explain its not funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "

Short but wide. Like a tuna can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Pete

Oh sorry it’s who’s got the biggest cunt, not who is the…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Pete

Oh sorry it’s who’s got the biggest cunt, not who is the….. "

Reported.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Pete

Oh sorry it’s who’s got the biggest cunt, not who is the…..

Reported."

Shut up, Pete. You love my big cunt.

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By *veryonelovesdaveMan
over a year ago

Ipswich


"My Mrs.... she's married to it.

You see I'm saying I'm the biggest cu....

Oh forget it,if I have to explain its not funny."
don't worry I think most got it lol

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells


"well it use to be boris johnson,, now its sunak"

On the contrary, when he was chancellor Sunak was a bit of a tight cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On side note cunts got me thinking

if you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tory party is full of them

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sticky Vicky in Benidorm. She pulls out a rubber chicken, a bunch of flowers, a flag of every country in the world, a hat, a magic wand and much much more. It's a Tardis fanny

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???

Short but wide. Like a tuna can. "

Lol ring pull ? Or can opener required

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a specimen so big it waddled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know its big, when it whistles when walking

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???

There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.

As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve..."

And as a side to your final comment.

If the female claims that a man’s organ is small it has probably never performed in a cathedral before

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???

There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.

As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve...

And as a side to your final comment.

If the female claims that a man’s organ is small it has probably never performed in a cathedral before "

Oh yes! There's always another viewpoint

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I love fab forums. Great Insitei into people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know its big, when it whistles when walking "

Mine gives a round of applause as I walk.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Me - The Mr he's 6ft + that has to be a big cunt.

Mrs

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"You know its big, when it whistles when walking

Mine gives a round of applause as I walk. "

I thought that was just for me.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "

The Russians

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"I love fab forums. Great Insitei into people "

Exactly! You find out which adults left school not able to spell properly!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "

There used to be a single female profile couple of years back (pre Covid ) that would pop up in hot pics occasionally . She always posted close ups of her hole spread open with huge insertions / prolapse Think the profile got suspended in end

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???

There used to be a single female profile couple of years back (pre Covid ) that would pop up in hot pics occasionally . She always posted close ups of her hole spread open with huge insertions / prolapse Think the profile got suspended in end "

Was that the vegetable(s) insertion lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???

There used to be a single female profile couple of years back (pre Covid ) that would pop up in hot pics occasionally . She always posted close ups of her hole spread open with huge insertions / prolapse Think the profile got suspended in end

Was that the vegetable(s) insertion lady? "

Yes. Her profile name was MarrowIn Monroe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was Joan, according to Derek and Clive.

There were hotdog stands up there.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "

Why do I feel we're going to get a "can you help me with my profile" thread soon too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "

Have you tried a hot wash?

Fox put some of my jeans on one once and they shrunk so much when I try and put them on my balls disappear somewhere behind my larynx...

A

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We can resolve this very easily. Simply fill a range of cunts with Plaster of Paris. Remove (carefully) and weigh. Whoever required the most Plaster of Paris to fill has the biggest cunt

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "

If we plant some seeds in there, it sounds like you have the perfect growing conditions for a rainforest.

Saving the planet AND permanent wood.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "

Oh dear

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???

There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.

As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve..."

^^

This

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "

The images this conjours up will tickle me all day...

Shame I can't tell people why I am giggling..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know its big, when it whistles when walking

Mine gives a round of applause as I walk.

I thought that was just for me."

It was! But then I saw the suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman on Naked attraction said she wanted a lot of girth.Anna asked if she liked a big cock then and she replied I have had three kids,it's like a jam jar down there.Anna's face was a picture

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "

your awesome

Sarah xx

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

I once dated a woman who was 6'2". I remember pulling her knickers down for the first time to be greeted with the biggest muff I've ever seen. Looked like aa grizzly bear's head that had been hit with an axe.

I reckon I could have got my head in there easily.

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By *renchy19Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

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By *launt Thy CurvesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Pandora Club, Leeds, 15th Mar 25

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By *renchy19Man
over a year ago

Heathrow


"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "

If I could move my sofa, flat screen tv and sandwich maker in there I would be in heaven

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "

Do you spread your legs to let a few in and the hot air out to save on heating bills?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Storm Large’s vagina is eight miles wide. And it’s glorious.

https://youtu.be/w5U-YT-mRmI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman on Naked attraction said she wanted a lot of girth.Anna asked if she liked a big cock then and she replied I have had three kids,it's like a jam jar down there.Anna's face was a picture "
I remember that one.

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs


"The Tory party is full of them"

Got there before us ...

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By *ixie Bean OP   Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Judging from some of the comments . Men are the biggest pussies.

Women don't like discussing vaginal size

Fab doesn't allow prolapse/ gape pictures

And if you don't reply on your own threads . You get much less abuse .

Only asked who had the biggest vagina because I think I met it on Saturday...she handled two fists ..a huge courgette ..three massive peppers ..she had a cunt like a drug smugglers wet dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women don't like discussing vaginal size "

I haven’t had mine measured for a while

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By *ixie Bean OP   Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Women don't like discussing vaginal size

I haven’t had mine measured for a while "

well...it's not just fellas who can use redbull cans and sky remotes ya know !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women don't like discussing vaginal size

I haven’t had mine measured for a while

well...it's not just fellas who can use redbull cans and sky remotes ya know !!! "

I don’t have sky, but I’ll nip down to the shop for some red bull now

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By *ixie Bean OP   Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Go and get your wings

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm contrast to Big Harold, can someone start a Baggy Harriot profile please.

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By *ixie Bean OP   Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"I'm contrast to Big Harold, can someone start a Baggy Harriot profile please. "

Baggy Harriot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm contrast to Big Harold, can someone start a Baggy Harriot profile please.

Baggy Harriot

"

Might end up being me. Just off for a couple more cans of red bull

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'm contrast to Big Harold, can someone start a Baggy Harriot profile please. "

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By *ixie Bean OP   Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"I'm contrast to Big Harold, can someone start a Baggy Harriot profile please.

Baggy Harriot

Might end up being me. Just off for a couple more cans of red bull "

Why hold back ...go for the monster cans ! Much bigger an cheaper

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Saw a profile with her stuffing 'a can and the butt end of a wine bottle down her pussy shaft' haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please for the love of god nobody post any pics as proof they have the biggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a profile with her stuffing 'a can and the butt end of a wine bottle down her pussy shaft' haha "

Yeah sorry about that

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By *ixie Bean OP   Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Please for the love of god nobody post any pics as proof they have the biggest "

Why not ? I'd rather see insertions than dogtails and feet pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please for the love of god nobody post any pics as proof they have the biggest

Why not ? I'd rather see insertions than dogtails and feet pics "

Dogtails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm contrast to Big Harold, can someone start a Baggy Harriot profile please. "

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By *ixie Bean OP   Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Please for the love of god nobody post any pics as proof they have the biggest

Why not ? I'd rather see insertions than dogtails and feet pics

Dogtails? "

You haven't seen them ?

Weird buttplugs that females have ?

Like dog tails and fox tails?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Saw a profile with her stuffing 'a can and the butt end of a wine bottle down her pussy shaft' haha

Yeah sorry about that "

I was gobsmacked & impressed all at once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please for the love of god nobody post any pics as proof they have the biggest

Why not ? I'd rather see insertions than dogtails and feet pics

Dogtails?

You haven't seen them ?

Weird buttplugs that females have ?

Like dog tails and fox tails?"

I thought it might be that but I know better than to Google things I read on here!

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???

There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.

As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve...

And as a side to your final comment.

If the female claims that a man’s organ is small it has probably never performed in a cathedral before "

Roaring at this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Judging from some of the comments . Men are the biggest pussies.

Women don't like discussing vaginal size

Fab doesn't allow prolapse/ gape pictures

And if you don't reply on your own threads . You get much less abuse .

Only asked who had the biggest vagina because I think I met it on Saturday...she handled two fists ..a huge courgette ..three massive peppers ..she had a cunt like a drug smugglers wet dream"

Yeah that's because prolapse is a medical condition that's really quite unpleasant and not something that genuine sufferers would think is for gawping at.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "

Well the main problem with this is dick size is finite.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "

Don’t worry; whatever size cock any guy you meet has, he’ll always be able to find a side and rub…..

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Posthumous award goes to Maggie Thatcher

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Storm Large, cos she does a song with the lyrics "my vagina is 8 miles wide, absolutely everyone can come inside"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one measure ones cunt? Depth? Width? Does lip length come into it?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Any woman who sounds like a wwII stuka dive bomber when parachuting is a candidate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a profile with her stuffing 'a can and the butt end of a wine bottle down her pussy shaft' haha "

my ex used to like the thickest part of a wine bottle up his ass

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Saw a profile with her stuffing 'a can and the butt end of a wine bottle down her pussy shaft' haha

my ex used to like the thickest part of a wine bottle up his ass "

I wonder why he’s your ex!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well it use to be boris johnson,, now its sunak"

Surely its Zahawi - actually, there's Farage, Raab, Tice, Handjob, Gove, Patel, Cleverley, Coffey, Barclay, JRM, Braverman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a profile with her stuffing 'a can and the butt end of a wine bottle down her pussy shaft' haha

my ex used to like the thickest part of a wine bottle up his ass

I wonder why he’s your ex!!? "

yep he had issues

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby


"How does one measure ones cunt? Depth? Width? Does lip length come into it?"

Lips are lovely

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Kid you can fit a cardboard tube from a loo roll your well sunk apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "

I suspect there will be many "loose women" here

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