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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged. "

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1408715

Winston

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

FFS!

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged. "

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1408715

Winston "

Oh, wait!…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread…. "

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!"

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been played, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS!

Haha! "

In my defence, Red made me do it.

Winston

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You've been played, OP."

He's a 'playa'... ^

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh my favourite part Deux ever…

Apart from the other part Deux, obviously

Long live the JJ thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my favourite part Deux ever…

Apart from the other part Deux, obviously

Long live the JJ threads "

FTFY.

Winston

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

He's a fixer... ^

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"He's a fixer... ^ "

Can he fix me up with a meet with The JJ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"He's a fixer... ^

Can he fix me up with a meet with The JJ?"

You'll have to ask BruceyBonus...he's the ultimate fixer-upper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a fixer... ^

Can he fix me up with a meet with The JJ?"

M'lady is a fan of the Red.

Can't say I blame her.

Winston

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"He's a fixer... ^

Can he fix me up with a meet with The JJ?

M'lady is a fan of the Red.

Can't say I blame her.

Winston "

I remember "Red Or Dead" clothing from waaaay back. Happy daze.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I still have a lovely Red or Dead canvas satchel.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I still have a lovely Red or Dead canvas satchel."

I am sooo jealous!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew "

Oh my, it's like that scene in Bridgerton. Pass me a fan.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

Oh my, it's like that scene in Bridgerton. Pass me a fan.

J"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

Oh my, it's like that scene in Bridgerton. Pass me a fan.

J

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee "

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

Oh my, it's like that scene in Bridgerton. Pass me a fan.

J

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder."

*swoons again

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again"

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset? "

Depends on your intentions might be a better idea to make it tighter

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset?

Depends on your intentions might be a better idea to make it tighter "

Tighter sounds like you’ll be unconscious. Not my bag, baby

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset? "

I think I would've been considered something of a bluestocking. And quite likely would've been 'ruined'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset?

Depends on your intentions might be a better idea to make it tighter

Tighter sounds like you’ll be unconscious. Not my bag, baby "

feel free to losen me up…all these emotions have me too bothered

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset?

I think I would've been considered something of a bluestocking. And quite likely would've been 'ruined'."

And I’m the girl to do some ruining

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset?

Depends on your intentions might be a better idea to make it tighter

Tighter sounds like you’ll be unconscious. Not my bag, baby

feel free to losen me up…all these emotions have me too bothered "

I’m definitely good for non emotional

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset?

I think I would've been considered something of a bluestocking. And quite likely would've been 'ruined'.

And I’m the girl to do some ruining "

Why, Miss Misty, I feel quite overcome. Would you do me the honour of a turn about the gardens for some air?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset?

I think I would've been considered something of a bluestocking. And quite likely would've been 'ruined'.

And I’m the girl to do some ruining

Why, Miss Misty, I feel quite overcome. Would you do me the honour of a turn about the gardens for some air? "

You might need a chaperone

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Thanks for catching on that, I felt awfully ignored whilst swooning on my settee

Feel free to accept my white monogrammed silk kerchief, carrying the subtle odour of spent gunpowder.

*swoons again

My dear, you seem to be swooning an awful lot…. Would you like me to loosen your corset?

I think I would've been considered something of a bluestocking. And quite likely would've been 'ruined'.

And I’m the girl to do some ruining

Why, Miss Misty, I feel quite overcome. Would you do me the honour of a turn about the gardens for some air?

You might need a chaperone "

I do know a beautiful walk that is quite private so we can hear each other chatter delightfully

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"You might need a chaperone "

Indeed, my reputation must be safe from disgrace.

I do love the idea of someone coming into this thread expecting posts about JJ and instead stumbling into our Regency fantasy

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You might need a chaperone

Indeed, my reputation must be safe from disgrace.

I do love the idea of someone coming into this thread expecting posts about JJ and instead stumbling into our Regency fantasy "

I can see myself as more a Gentleman Jack….that’s weird actually. Forget I spoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You might need a chaperone

Indeed, my reputation must be safe from disgrace.

I do love the idea of someone coming into this thread expecting posts about JJ and instead stumbling into our Regency fantasy "

We shall open a Regency fantasy thread at once!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"You might need a chaperone

Indeed, my reputation must be safe from disgrace.

I do love the idea of someone coming into this thread expecting posts about JJ and instead stumbling into our Regency fantasy

I can see myself as more a Gentleman Jack….that’s weird actually. Forget I spoke "

1830 is Regency era. And I am rather partial to a well-fitting pair of breeches...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

It is remarkable what a walk in the fresh air will do to improve the countenance of a handsome woman, let alone three. The eyes are brightened, the lips moistened and parted, and the cheeks flushed with vigour.

La! - I am almost overcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is remarkable what a walk in the fresh air will do to improve the countenance of a handsome woman, let alone three. The eyes are brightened, the lips moistened and parted, and the cheeks flushed with vigour.

La! - I am almost overcome."

*swoons once again

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"It is remarkable what a walk in the fresh air will do to improve the countenance of a handsome woman, let alone three. The eyes are brightened, the lips moistened and parted, and the cheeks flushed with vigour.

La! - I am almost overcome.

*swoons once again "

If people keep swooning I’m gonna start slapping cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is remarkable what a walk in the fresh air will do to improve the countenance of a handsome woman, let alone three. The eyes are brightened, the lips moistened and parted, and the cheeks flushed with vigour.

La! - I am almost overcome.

*swoons once again

If people keep swooning I’m gonna start slapping cheeks "

Be gentle

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm feeling irreverent.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm feeling irreverent. "

Any particular reason for this darling?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm feeling irreverent.

Any particular reason for this darling? "

It's the gentlemen's time of the month.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm feeling irreverent.

Any particular reason for this darling?

It's the gentlemen's time of the month. "

Oh… ok. I’ll leave you to it. Or should I bring ice cream and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this idle chit chat.......

Thank heavens there's a spare JJ2 thread.

When they're both full, do we go JJ3 or JJ4?

*Asking for a friend

Winston

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"All this idle chit chat.......

Thank heavens there's a spare JJ2 thread.

When they're both full, do we go JJ3 or JJ4?

*Asking for a friend

Winston "

Dear Winston - we do not, repeat, do not go for JJ³ etc. We use the spare JJ² thread. Let's not be recklessly extravagant with our JJ threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this idle chit chat.......

Thank heavens there's a spare JJ2 thread.

When they're both full, do we go JJ3 or JJ4?

*Asking for a friend

Winston

Dear Winston - we do not, repeat, do not go for JJ³ etc. We use the spare JJ² thread. Let's not be recklessly extravagant with our JJ threads. "

I'm thinking about when they're both full.

Technically the next one would be JJ4, but then there's no JJ3.

JJ1, JJ2, JJ2, JJ3.

Or,

JJ1, JJ2, JJ2, JJ4?

Winston

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

JJ1, JJ2, JJ2, JJ4?

"

This one please and thank you.

But could you call it JJ Quattro?

And just so you know. JJ - I still would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

JJ1, JJ2, JJ2, JJ4?

This one please and thank you.

But could you call it JJ Quattro?

And just so you know. JJ - I still would "

I'd not kick her out of bed for farting.....

Winston

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I can't imagine a life without an active Jaqueline Jossa thread on a Friday night

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Give this gentleman a fine _ c i g a r.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give this gentleman a fine _ c i g a r."

Can't believe you're bumping your own thread......

Winston

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Give this gentleman a fine _ c i g a r.

Can't believe you're bumping your own thread......

Winston "

Winston, dear fellow, I didn't bump it. Dan (above) did...^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give this gentleman a fine _ c i g a r.

Can't believe you're bumping your own thread......

Winston

Winston, dear fellow, I didn't bump it. Dan (above) did...^ "

How dare Dan......

Red will along presently to

Winston

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Can't bump one without the other...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Bump.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew "

Please tell me I haven't missed this!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

Please tell me I haven't missed this! "

Oh no! I don't have time to swoon again today.

J

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

Please tell me I haven't missed this!

Oh no! I don't have time to swoon again today.

J"

I'll swoon for both of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did miss it, but any excuse to see such a magnificent sight is very welcome.

*Dramatically swoons

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"You did miss it, but any excuse to see such a magnificent sight is very welcome.

*Dramatically swoons"

Damn it! I miss everything, been practicing my swooning as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You did miss it, but any excuse to see such a magnificent sight is very welcome.

*Dramatically swoons

Damn it! I miss everything, been practicing my swooning as well "

Well, we'll have to gather both Nero and Elephantis if they are amenable to that...But I swear is a breathtaking sight at dawn.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You did miss it, but any excuse to see such a magnificent sight is very welcome.

*Dramatically swoons

Damn it! I miss everything, been practicing my swooning as well

Well, we'll have to gather both Nero and Elephantis if they are amenable to that...But I swear is a breathtaking sight at dawn."

Are we swooning again?? Honestly - you ladies.

I’ll take you for some fresh air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You did miss it, but any excuse to see such a magnificent sight is very welcome.

*Dramatically swoons

Damn it! I miss everything, been practicing my swooning as well

Well, we'll have to gather both Nero and Elephantis if they are amenable to that...But I swear is a breathtaking sight at dawn.

Are we swooning again?? Honestly - you ladies.

I’ll take you for some fresh air "

Oh, I do wish I had reasons to swoon nowadays.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You did miss it, but any excuse to see such a magnificent sight is very welcome.

*Dramatically swoons

Damn it! I miss everything, been practicing my swooning as well

Well, we'll have to gather both Nero and Elephantis if they are amenable to that...But I swear is a breathtaking sight at dawn.

Are we swooning again?? Honestly - you ladies.

I’ll take you for some fresh air

Oh, I do wish I had reasons to swoon nowadays. "

Come for a nice walk with Mrs Misty. I may or may not make you swoon, but I’m sure I can make you smile

I’ll even wear my tightest britches for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are we swooning again?? Honestly - you ladies.

I’ll take you for some fresh air

Oh, I do wish I had reasons to swoon nowadays.

Come for a nice walk with Mrs Misty. I may or may not make you swoon, but I’m sure I can make you smile

I’ll even wear my tightest britches for you "

Oh Mrs. Misty, always so kind

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Are we swooning again?? Honestly - you ladies.

I’ll take you for some fresh air

Oh, I do wish I had reasons to swoon nowadays.

Come for a nice walk with Mrs Misty. I may or may not make you swoon, but I’m sure I can make you smile

I’ll even wear my tightest britches for you

Oh Mrs. Misty, always so kind "

Practically a saint, I am

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

Please tell me I haven't missed this! "

You haven't missed it. Swéétchërry only witnessed the dress rehearsal between us two duelling luminaries. The shot and gunpowder has been selected from the King's cavalry. The attire will be comprised of pristine white pantaloons, tailored cuffs, cravats and Covert Coats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

Please tell me I haven't missed this!

You haven't missed it. Swéétchërry only witnessed the dress rehearsal between us two duelling luminaries. The shot and gunpowder has been selected from the King's cavalry. The attire will be comprised of pristine white pantaloons, tailored cuffs, cravats and Covert Coats."

I still hold the ‘kerchief you so kindly gifted me close to my heart

*swoons

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

I’m pretty sure your friendship and affinity with Elephantis will reach an impasse after starting this thread….

Yes, I can well imagine flintlock pistols at dawn at Hampstead Heath!

Me too…you’re both wearing a loosely fitted and slightly open white shirt…slightly damp from the morning dew

Please tell me I haven't missed this!

You haven't missed it. Swéétchërry only witnessed the dress rehearsal between us two duelling luminaries. The shot and gunpowder has been selected from the King's cavalry. The attire will be comprised of pristine white pantaloons, tailored cuffs, cravats and Covert Coats."

Better get my bustle, bonnet and fan back on order then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait for part 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t wait for part 3 "

There's another Part 2 to fill up yet.

Winston

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Can’t wait for part 3

There's another Part 2 to fill up yet.

Winston "

I think JJ will just be part of the fab forum forever. Long live JJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t wait for part 3

There's another Part 2 to fill up yet.

Winston

I think JJ will just be part of the fab forum forever. Long live JJ "

JJ for Queen.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have all of you NO shame??!?

And on a day when I’m hungover, too.

Perhaps this is my penance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dya reckon she gets called JJ in the bedroom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have all of you NO shame??!?

And on a day when I’m hungover, too.

Perhaps this is my penance "

Self inflicted...... Toughen up Princess.....

Winston

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Baron Winston hath spoken... ^

Åny "shame" within this thread evaporated days ago.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I carry enough internalised shame for any thread, I promise. My inner Calvinist is constantly chuntering away.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I carry enough internalised shame for any thread, I promise. My inner Calvinist is constantly chuntering away."

Thesp', I assumed you would be more of a Leveller, exercising your reformist tendancies.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I carry enough internalised shame for any thread, I promise. My inner Calvinist is constantly chuntering away.

Thesp', I assumed you would be more of a Leveller, exercising your reformist tendancies."

A Digger, even, politically. But theologically,it is hard to escape one's upbringing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This explains a lot

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I carry enough internalised shame for any thread, I promise. My inner Calvinist is constantly chuntering away."

But Calvino….!?!?!

You’re too confused to feel shame

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"This explains a lot "

You don't like 'Jossa?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This explains a lot

You don't like 'Jossa?! "

Amongst other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baron Winston hath spoken... ^

Åny "shame" within this thread evaporated days ago."

In fairness, M'lady did suggest she go and make Red feel better.

Not sure what she had in mind.... *rubs chin

Winston

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I carry enough internalised shame for any thread, I promise. My inner Calvinist is constantly chuntering away.

But Calvino….!?!?!

You’re too confused to feel shame "

I'm not confused.

Confusing, perhaps, but I don't mean to be. I think that's just life.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I carry enough internalised shame for any thread, I promise. My inner Calvinist is constantly chuntering away.

But Calvino….!?!?!

You’re too confused to feel shame

I'm not confused.

Confusing, perhaps, but I don't mean to be. I think that's just life."

Apologies - that was not aimed at you..

I meant anyone that reads Calvino ends up confused

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Apologies - that was not aimed at you..

I meant anyone that reads Calvino ends up confused "

You misspelled 'enthralled'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I carry enough internalised shame for any thread, I promise. My inner Calvinist is constantly chuntering away.

But Calvino….!?!?!

You’re too confused to feel shame

I'm not confused.

Confusing, perhaps, but I don't mean to be. I think that's just life.

Apologies - that was not aimed at you..

I meant anyone that wears Calvino Kleino boxers, ends up confused "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, the fine line between intentional and involuntary

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dya reckon she gets called JJ in the bedroom?"

She does by me Brucey. She likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dya reckon she gets called JJ in the bedroom?

She does by me Brucey. She likes it "

Yes finally a woman that perves on the jossa!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Lest we forget!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How,

pray tell,

how could we EVER forget?!??!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How,

pray tell,

how could we EVER forget?!??!!!!!"

Red can you just admit you'd love to have her on you in bed? That's all we need!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How,

pray tell,

how could we EVER forget?!??!!!!!"

People keep posting on it, they're the ones I blame.

Oh, hold on......

Winston

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

The JJ thread is eternal

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"RedForDanger and Elephantis both gingerly asked me to create a Part ² of this thread. I have no idea why.

However, I humbly obliged.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1408715

Love the photo of your heels very sexy xx

Winston "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Yay!

My favourite thread. Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The JJ thread is eternal

"

https://youtu.be/HDsCeC6f0zc

Winston

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh jac Joss...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Lest we forget.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

How could we ever forget?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8

"

Didn’t know you got down like that

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high."

See! Every thread!

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


""Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high."

See! Every thread!

J"

J you need a new thread. Stat

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Sometimes it is worth doing a retrospective.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


""Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high."

See! Every thread!

J"

That day when all my replies were pertinent lyrics from Fit But You Know It

J

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just let it die, and rest in peace!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Nero, you revived the wrong thread!

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Nero, you revived the wrong thread!

J"

I love you Julie

JJ Forever

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I haven't revived anything!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

This is nearly 160 right

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is nearly 160 right

J"

Worth it.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Råven, you are a flawless blue diamond for resurrecting this thread. X²

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Don't know whoshe is, can't comment

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I love you all. My favourite thread of all time part Deux

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


""Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high."

See! Every thread!

J

That day when all my replies were pertinent lyrics from Fit But You Know It

J"

Weirdly I've been quoting this song again today!

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Don't know whoshe is, can't comment "

Just enjoy the randomness of this thread. It's a wild ride from start to finish

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What's with all the random resurrections tonight haha

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What's with all the random resurrections tonight haha "

Have a look at the Challenge thread...

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Don't know whoshe is, can't comment

Just enjoy the randomness of this thread. It's a wild ride from start to finish

J"

It's all my fault

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"What's with all the random resurrections tonight haha "

Grumps, you leave the room for 5 minutes and it all kicks off..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What's with all the random resurrections tonight haha

Grumps, you leave the room for 5 minutes and it all kicks off.. "

This place needs some order I know

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What's with all the random resurrections tonight haha

Grumps, you leave the room for 5 minutes and it all kicks off..

This place needs some order I know "

From you?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

43 weeks on and still none the wiser. Probably for the best.

#ienjoyblissfulignorance

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

He's a very wise man ^ and a gentleman.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"43 weeks on and still none the wiser. Probably for the best.

#ienjoyblissfulignorance"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

* well it is Christmas…

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

* well it is Christmas… "

J

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

* well it is Christmas… "

Why!? Why would you do this

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

* well it is Christmas…

Why!? Why would you do this"

Because it's the greatest and best thread in the world!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

* well it is Christmas…

Why!? Why would you do this

Because it's the greatest and best thread in the world! "

Yes. Yes it is

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Who doesn’t love Jacqueline Jossa

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

About bloody time!

J

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Still don't know who it is

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

As it's Friday

J

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As it's Friday

J"

JJ

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"As it's Friday

J"

I love you

And you Grumps

JJ forever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"As it's Friday

J

I love you

And you Grumps

JJ forever "

I know

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
52 weeks ago

Mayfair

Hurrah for Jossa.

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By *ife NinjaMan
52 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Googled her. Not an Eastenders fan (is Den still in it?). She looks like a fine young woman

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

The superior Jossa II

J

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By *ou only live onceMan
40 weeks ago

London


"43 weeks on and still none the wiser. Probably for the best.

#ienjoyblissfulignorance"

69 weeks and counting...

I'm off to start a ranty thread about the Clique and Fab's lack of inclusiveness.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"43 weeks on and still none the wiser. Probably for the best.

#ienjoyblissfulignorance

69 weeks and counting...

I'm off to start a ranty thread about the Clique and Fab's lack of inclusiveness. "

You said 69! Heh!

J

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By *ou only live onceMan
40 weeks ago

London


"43 weeks on and still none the wiser. Probably for the best.

#ienjoyblissfulignorance

69 weeks and counting...

I'm off to start a ranty thread about the Clique and Fab's lack of inclusiveness.

You said 69! Heh!

J"

You know me, sex chat, sex chat, sex chat.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
40 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"43 weeks on and still none the wiser. Probably for the best.

#ienjoyblissfulignorance

69 weeks and counting...

I'm off to start a ranty thread about the Clique and Fab's lack of inclusiveness.

You said 69! Heh!

J

You know me, sex chat, sex chat, sex chat. "

Same YOLO, same.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair

I miss ole Jackie Jossachops.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I miss ole Jackie Jossachops. "

Top totty of the forum lounge.. fact

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I miss ole Jackie Jossachops.

Top totty of the forum lounge.. fact "

²nd most top totty after you, Le Petit Oiseau.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
38 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Just bumping JJ

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Mayfair

My ³rd favourite crumpet on this site.

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By *y AmoreMan
38 weeks ago

london

Love a red head but they always seem to swerve me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Mayfair

Let's hear it for J•J• !

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Ooh. My favourite thread of all time…. Part Deux

JJ forever ♥️

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
26 weeks ago

North West


"Ooh. My favourite thread of all time…. Part Deux

JJ forever ♥️"

One day, this thread will fill up. And then we can finish the other JJ Part Two. And then it will be time for Part Three and it will be beautiful. 🌹

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Ooh. My favourite thread of all time…. Part Deux

JJ forever ♥️

One day, this thread will fill up. And then we can finish the other JJ Part Two. And then it will be time for Part Three and it will be beautiful. 🌹"

Yes. Yes it will ♥️

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By *illan-KillashMan
26 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'm a tad bemused by this thread.

Longest running thread on Fab ever, that's not hit 175?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
26 weeks ago

North West


"I'm a tad bemused by this thread.

Longest running thread on Fab ever, that's not hit 175?"

That's its beauty. ❤️

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By *illan-KillashMan
26 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I'm a tad bemused by this thread.

Longest running thread on Fab ever, that's not hit 175?

That's its beauty. ❤️"

Should be a JS thread.

Just sayin........

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