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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You all know the rules by now. Declare yourselves in, send a message to your postie who will deliver it ANONYMOUSLY on the thread

I’m obviously in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Consider me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please tell RexHoles he needs to pay the hospital bill for the horrible sexual disease he passed onto me

- one of your many lovers

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm in.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ooh, an excuse for filth and perving on a Friday night. Count me in

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By *um-41Man
over a year ago

bradford

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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^F&B version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a day early... Not ready for lewd lurvin!!

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

I'm in

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Oh go on then see if it’s a possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in.. and happy to play postie for you lovely lot. Px

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By *rigginintherigginCouple
over a year ago

strummersville

I’ll play

Trza x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell FabulousandBearded that I wouldn't mind climbing his tower

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in x

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I’m in

Always a good postie to share the lurve x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll pop in n out during the evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m going to be in and out

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

bread_pitt I would love to knead his dough balls to see if I could get him to rise

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been asked to tell F&B, Kaitonel, Rickshawed, and Just Pete... that their presence is required for a little gangbang. And she wants to be boned on the fluffy rug right now. if they could trudge through the snow pronto, that would be marvellous.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm in and happy to play postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Happy to play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone didn’t quite understand the rules

Can you please tell Harlot O'Scara that I want to eat chocolate Hobnobs out of her knickers? Ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bread_pitt I would love to knead his dough balls to see if I could get him to rise"

Well now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you please tell Kaitonel I think he's hot

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Someone didn’t quite understand the rules

Can you please tell Harlot O'Scara that I want to eat chocolate Hobnobs out of her knickers? Ta muchly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coooiiiee Lemon dear,

my friend wanted to say, please tell Lemonbuttercream that eventually I'll stop dragging my heels and ask to meet one day for a coffee and chat but need to hope she says yes before I do so

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m definitely in

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Dips my toe in...

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Hellooooooo Chestnutmare. My handsome mate says:

I want to spoon her kiss her slowly from the back of her neck all down her back

Even I got tingles reading that!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Well hello you lovely lot. This thread looks like license to live a little.

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you please tell Kaitonel I think he's hot "

Will do x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a seriously hot woman, I would by the way

To all the other men of the thread that their presence too is required presently on the fluffy rug, infront of my fireplace.. where i intend for them all to ravish me like the goddess i am

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

To the lovely Harlot O Scara, my kinky mate says that you can drag your nails down his back and turn it scarlet any time you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to act as the postman too if anyone needs a message delivering

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hey Joe Beans. You've inspired my mate

She says you remind her of the finest M&S baked beans. And she had a wank thinking about you

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Hey Joe Beans. You've inspired my mate

She says you remind her of the finest M&S baked beans. And she had a wank thinking about you"

So glad I'm more M&S than Branston. It means a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message from a seriously hot woman, I would by the way

To all the other men of the thread that their presence too is required presently on the fluffy rug, infront of my fireplace.. where i intend for them all to ravish me like the goddess i am

"

Say when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one for the beautiful Harlot..

Please tell Harlot O’Scara that as beautiful as her new profile pic is, it’s still the ones where she bites her lip that make me go weak at the knees (and hard elsewhere)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could you tell Rex that he's a top quality bloke and I would love to bum him

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from an incredibly sexy guy

Could you tell Mrs Rickshawed that I’ve got a Sharpie and I’m not afraid to use it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell Sprocket she really is a lady

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, always in for these, and more than happy to post for others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell RickShawed she has lovely titties I can feel the texture of them in my mouth when I zoom in with my fab gold supporter site pass

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I have been asked to tell F&B, Kaitonel, Rickshawed, and Just Pete... that their presence is required for a little gangbang. And she wants to be boned on the fluffy rug right now. if they could trudge through the snow pronto, that would be marvellous. "

Just hold on a minute and I'll fetch his walking boots

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on I'm in

Tinder

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight slides in!!

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. And will be Mr Postman to whoever wants my services.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Incoming message from an incredibly sexy guy

Could you tell Mrs Rickshawed that I’ve got a Sharpie and I’m not afraid to use it?

"

Use chocolate body paint instead and I'll clean it off after

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Can you tell RickShawed she has lovely titties I can feel the texture of them in my mouth when I zoom in with my fab gold supporter site pass "

Wow. Imagine how good they'd feel if you used your platinum clique membership pass to access their hidden Easter eggs

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A gentleman asked me to post this

Tell Midnight that if she’s sliding in, then I’d like to slide into her too.

Thanks …

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Can you tell Sprocket she really is a lady"

Begs the question, a lady what?

Many thanks F&B.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gentleman asked me to post this

Tell Midnight that if she’s sliding in, then I’d like to slide into her too.

Thanks … "

now i need to read back through the thread

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Calling Bread Pitt! My gorgeous mate says she would like some elocution lessons, she wants to talk like your plums are in her mouth... Or something like that

That's an offer you can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell Sprocket she really is a lady

Begs the question, a lady what?

Many thanks F&B. "

It wasn’t from me. So I don’t know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell quacksplat I would mind her sitting on my face like a bike using my ears as pedals cause damn that ass looks tasty

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's almost as if people haven't seen these threads before and don't know the OP is the person you send your anonymous message to so she can post it anonymously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell quacksplat I would mind her sitting on my face like a bike using my ears as pedals cause damn that ass looks tasty "

Apparently this gentleman made a Freudian slip and he meant wouldn’t * mind…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell _ad nanna that I’d love to put my flaccid penis between her toes

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

To midnight, my romantic mate says that your rectum could do with a dick in it

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Just to say to everyone that doesn’t get a my mate

That you are all loved and cherished here in the lounge

More so the lush lady bums but everyone else as well

Have a lovely weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely and unequivocally not playing, not now, not ever!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Tell _ad nanna that I’d love to put my flaccid penis between her toes "

I won't wash them for a week, just how you like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

To the stunning Scarlet, my mate says that your right foot makes him hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to say to everyone that doesn’t get a my mate

That you are all loved and cherished here in the lounge

More so the lush lady bums but everyone else as well

Have a lovely weekend "

I don’t believe you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just to say to everyone that doesn’t get a my mate

That you are all loved and cherished here in the lounge

More so the lush lady bums but everyone else as well

Have a lovely weekend "

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Just to say to everyone that doesn’t get a my mate

That you are all loved and cherished here in the lounge

More so the lush lady bums but everyone else as well

Have a lovely weekend

I don’t believe you "

You believe what you like tonto

I send love and kindness to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To midnight, my romantic mate says that your rectum could do with a dick in it "

Omg my FAVE

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm in, for what it's worth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

could you tell F+B I wish to reincarnate in a grapefruit

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feckin sexy mate says

Could you tell Elephantis that I hope the rug is in place in front of his fire so I can sprawl on it naked. What happens then is entirely up to him

Taxi for Elephantis !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late ,but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell Midnight that I want her to do some ropework on me, then after I'm tied up she can do things. Yes I understand RACK and accept the risks.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hey there Midnight. My suave mate says your bum is giving him goosebumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you tell _ackbydemand that I’d love him to piss in my anus.

Signed : O hara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell Midnight that I want her to do some ropework on me, then after I'm tied up she can do things. Yes I understand RACK and accept the risks."

Oh interesting... It's usually me that's tied up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey there Midnight. My suave mate says your bum is giving him goosebumps "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you tell _ackbydemand that I’d love him to piss in my anus.

Signed : O hara "

O scara!!

Fucked this one up ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so confused

My hunky mate says

Tell Joe that my ass (yes it is me, midnight) is ready to receive your penis.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"My feckin sexy mate says

Could you tell Elephantis that I hope the rug is in place in front of his fire so I can sprawl on it naked. What happens then is entirely up to him

Taxi for Elephantis !! "

Funnily enough, I just got the fire going again, and yes, the rug is in place.

But wouldn't me getting a taxi rather defeat the purpose? Bit embarrassing if your fecking sexy mate turns up and I've gone out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My feckin sexy mate says

Could you tell Elephantis that I hope the rug is in place in front of his fire so I can sprawl on it naked. What happens then is entirely up to him

Taxi for Elephantis !!

Funnily enough, I just got the fire going again, and yes, the rug is in place.

But wouldn't me getting a taxi rather defeat the purpose? Bit embarrassing if your fecking sexy mate turns up and I've gone out. "

dammit... Cancel the taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little late to arrive but I’m in.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Please could you tell Rex that he's a top quality bloke and I would love to bum him "

I’m out

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Hello!

Please tell JoeBeans that at some point this year I will bounce on his pogo stick "

Yes really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please could you tell Rex that he's a top quality bloke and I would love to bum him

I’m out "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Please could you tell Rex that he's a top quality bloke and I would love to bum him

I’m out

"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hey F&B a proper stunner says ‘Could you please tell FabulousandBearded that I may or may not have used his grapefruit eating video to edge to several times

She’s a hotty dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi Petey Boy.. a very delicious little mate of mine says

Could you tell JustPete that I’m hoping those thighs, that show so much promise will be wrapped around me very soon and that this time I get to actually feel his delicious cock in me. Even if it is for 38 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey F&B a proper stunner says ‘Could you please tell FabulousandBearded that I may or may not have used his grapefruit eating video to edge to several times

She’s a hotty dude "

Also not the only one

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We're in please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Back!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm so confused

My hunky mate says

Tell Joe that my ass (yes it is me, midnight) is ready to receive your penis.

"

Very coy, Midnight. You don't need to hide behind a "hunky mate"

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


""Hello!

Please tell JoeBeans that at some point this year I will bounce on his pogo stick "

Yes really "

Ooooh well they're more than welcome to make themselves known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so confused

My hunky mate says

Tell Joe that my ass (yes it is me, midnight) is ready to receive your penis.

Very coy, Midnight. You don't need to hide behind a "hunky mate" "

Oh wow, you saw straight through my ploy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi Petey Boy.. a very delicious little mate of mine says

Could you tell JustPete that I’m hoping those thighs, that show so much promise will be wrapped around me very soon and that this time I get to actually feel his delicious cock in me. Even if it is for 38 seconds "

Personal best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo another red hot mail just dropped from a forum hottie..

... Please tell DreamyBoo that I want to appear in her next set of post-social photos.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Would you please tell Kaitonel I think he's hot "

Prove it!

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By *um_for_me_sk3Woman
over a year ago

Stockport

I’m in

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Oooo another red hot mail just dropped from a forum hottie..

... Please tell DreamyBoo that I want to appear in her next set of post-social photos.

"

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Oooo another red hot mail just dropped from a forum

"

Wasn't me, honest, you have to read my messages first!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Would you please tell Kaitonel I think he's hot

Prove it! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky friend of mine said,

Can you tell Quacksplat she is my second favourite redhead!

(He must be mad)

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By *winckle toesMan
over a year ago

norwich

I’m in y not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a skinny dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cheeky friend of mine said,

Can you tell Quacksplat she is my second favourite redhead!

(He must be mad)"

he just knows you're number one my girl Px

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Heartbroken, never thought I'd be this disappointed about not getting tied up

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very sexy man with killer thighs says, can you tell Cum_for_me_sk3

Can I cum for her in M27 sometime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in for this please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm out now, thanks for the kind messages

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I will join in

Happy to be postie also

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"You all know the rules by now. Declare yourselves in, send a message to your postie who will deliver it ANONYMOUSLY on the thread

I’m obviously in"

Who's the postie...... You?

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Im in

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over a year ago

My super delicious friend says Please could you tell _ackbydemand that i really value his friendship.. And i wondered if he might fancy coming to snuggle of the sofa with me. then maybe shove his dick down my throat.. because that's the kind of friend i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another for the Lemony one

please tell Lemonbuttercream, that while the blue dress looks fantastic on you, it would look pretty marvellous on my bedroom floor!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"My super delicious friend says Please could you tell _ackbydemand that i really value his friendship.. And i wondered if he might fancy coming to snuggle of the sofa with me. then maybe shove his dick down my throat.. because that's the kind of friend i am "

Tell my super delicious friend that I'll absolutely do that on one condition. They have to PM me the difference between jelly and jam, then I can tell them the difference between a chick pea and a lentil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one for Quirky Quack, Could you please tell Quacksplat that she has a bottom that I would never tire of being smothered by

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Another one for Quirky Quack, Could you please tell Quacksplat that she has a bottom that I would never tire of being smothered by "

Oi, stop stealing my chat up lines

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Another message for Harlot,

Could you tell Harlot O’Scara that I would love to grasp her lovely bum, pull her close, look into her beautiful eyes and kiss her passionately. All naked of course 

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Can you tell Sprocket she really is a lady

Begs the question, a lady what?

Many thanks F&B.

It wasn’t from me. So I don’t know. "

Search me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Chestnut thingyo can you squirt your breast juice further than her fandango lube please?"

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can you tell Sprocket she really is a lady

Begs the question, a lady what?

Many thanks F&B.

It wasn’t from me. So I don’t know.

Search me "

Is that an offer

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

It hurts me to post this but from a rather lovely lady

Harlot O'scara,

Lemonbuttercream,

Midnight,

Littlebird,

Quacksplat.

Fancy an all girl naked cuddle, sometime ?

(Women only, all welcome).

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Can you tell Sprocket she really is a lady

Begs the question, a lady what?

Many thanks F&B.

It wasn’t from me. So I don’t know.

Search me "

No idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll play postie if anyone would like messages posted x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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In

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By *reeneyes1983Man
over a year ago

Hyde

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *yorks4couplesMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Im in

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By *lcoupleneCouple
over a year ago

morpeth

We’re in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could you please tell Kinky Inked Bi that she is at the top of my hotlist, definitely a body worthy of worship, and if her hands ever need a rest, I’d happily stand in and hold her boobs for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got my postie shorts on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit late! I'm in

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By *dventurousCharmerMan
over a year ago

Kilsby

I’m in !

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By *um_for_me_sk3Woman
over a year ago

Stockport

A very sexy man says

Can you Quacksplat that missionary doesn’t make my top 3 but I’ll give it to her all night (sing the song for me )

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can you tell _lcouplene that there's only so much a red-blooded man can stand with a pair of hottest like you before he busts a nut in his very unattractive dressing gown

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Could you please tell Kinky Inked Bi that she is at the top of my hotlist, definitely a body worthy of worship, and if her hands ever need a rest, I’d happily stand in and hold her boobs for her."

Ah that made me smile, thank you and yes they are quite heavy sometimes

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By *lcoupleneCouple
over a year ago

morpeth


"Can you tell _lcouplene that there's only so much a red-blooded man can stand with a pair of hottest like you before he busts a nut in his very unattractive dressing gown"

Love the additional info of the dressing gown :’)

(Mrs)

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By *um_for_me_sk3Woman
over a year ago

Stockport


"A very sexy man with killer thighs says, can you tell Cum_for_me_sk3

Can I cum for her in M27 sometime?"

Killer thighs you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received this telegram for Elysiumdreams, from this hunka hunka burning’ love….

“If she's what heaven looks like, take me there now”

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By *dventurousCharmerMan
over a year ago

Kilsby

A gentleman asked me to:

Plz tell cum_for_me....

She needs to cum n arrest me, for the inappropriate use of ropes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very sexy man with killer thighs says, can you tell Cum_for_me_sk3

Can I cum for her in M27 sometime?

Killer thighs you say "

Hey you

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back in

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Can you tell _lcouplene that there's only so much a red-blooded man can stand with a pair of hottest like you before he busts a nut in his very unattractive dressing gown

Love the additional info of the dressing gown :’)

(Mrs)"

It's warmer than a Toga

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Dangermouse my sexy friend can't wait to see what's under your postman shorts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It hurts me to post this but from a rather lovely lady

Harlot O'scara,

Lemonbuttercream,

Midnight,

Littlebird,

Quacksplat.

Fancy an all girl naked cuddle, sometime ?

(Women only, all welcome)."

Oh my.. It sounds ravishing

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By *anson44Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m in

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"It hurts me to post this but from a rather lovely lady

Harlot O'scara,

Lemonbuttercream,

Midnight,

Littlebird,

Quacksplat.

Fancy an all girl naked cuddle, sometime ?

(Women only, all welcome).

Oh my.. It sounds ravishing "

Can I join in?

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By *um_for_me_sk3Woman
over a year ago

Stockport

My friend has asked me to say… I was loving Midnights profile and the thought of an all girl meet made that even sexier

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By *um_for_me_sk3Woman
over a year ago

Stockport

Grabbing the cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum for me....

A sexy make friend says....

If your grabbing the cuffs, he isint cumming peacefully

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Grabbing the cuffs "

I'm an old Stockport lad from years ago before I moved away and never looked back - until now - suddenly I'm homesick and horny at the same time

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"It hurts me to post this but from a rather lovely lady

Harlot O'scara,

Lemonbuttercream,

Midnight,

Littlebird,

Quacksplat.

Fancy an all girl naked cuddle, sometime ?

(Women only, all welcome).

Oh my.. It sounds ravishing "

In

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By *um_for_me_sk3Woman
over a year ago

Stockport

My favourite way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It hurts me to post this but from a rather lovely lady

Harlot O'scara,

Lemonbuttercream,

Midnight,

Littlebird,

Quacksplat.

Fancy an all girl naked cuddle, sometime ?

(Women only, all welcome).

Oh my.. It sounds ravishing

In "

Can I film it? You can have the footage, I just wanna be there

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By *um_for_me_sk3Woman
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It hurts me to post this but from a rather lovely lady

Harlot O'scara,

Lemonbuttercream,

Midnight,

Littlebird,

Quacksplat.

Fancy an all girl naked cuddle, sometime ?

(Women only, all welcome).

Oh my.. It sounds ravishing

In "

I bet Littlebird wrote the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat in the corner, just watching not participating

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