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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have never been that great in this area. I am fine on meets as we both know why we are there

Today, the gas man came around to fix my boiler (with no success) and he was really fit, I would have quite happily had some fun with him. But I would have no idea of how to seduce him. He is coming back on Monday, so what are your top tips on how to seduce the gas man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by your pics you will have no worries winning the gas man over!! I'm sure he can't wait to come back on Monday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flutter your amazing eyelashes Mrs,, a bit of lip biting,, running your fingertips along the neck line of the top your wearing, lip biting and EYE CONTACT

actually ignore me im shit with pulling guys lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flutter your amazing eyelashes Mrs,, a bit of lip biting,, running your fingertips along the neck line of the top your wearing, lip biting and EYE CONTACT

actually ignore me im shit with pulling guys lol

"

So going for a low cut top for starters? Arghhh my red polo neck mustn't have been doing the trick today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know this lady.

and what a lady, damn you sue xxx

hope you had a great christmas sexy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i know this lady.

and what a lady, damn you sue xxx

hope you had a great christmas sexy xx"

Ha ha cheers parader you too, but you are meant to be giving me tips on pulling the gas man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by your pics you will have no worries winning the gas man over!! I'm sure he can't wait to come back on Monday!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never been that great in this area. I am fine on meets as we both know why we are there

Today, the gas man came around to fix my boiler (with no success) and he was really fit, I would have quite happily had some fun with him. But I would have no idea of how to seduce him. He is coming back on Monday, so what are your top tips on how to seduce the gas man? "
you dont need a boiler your hot enough !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What times he coming?

You could always 'get caught in the act' - evict your companion - and then make him a cuppa in your bathrobe whilst grumbling about 'the job' not being finished!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Judging by your pics you will have no worries winning the gas man over!! I'm sure he can't wait to come back on Monday!!"

So I should wear a rose on my crotch and this might lead him in the right direction?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What times he coming?

You could always 'get caught in the act' - evict your companion - and then make him a cuppa in your bathrobe whilst grumbling about 'the job' not being finished!! "

Lol Are you free on Monday at 3pm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes certainly.. A rose on your crotch is a good look... It would certainly get his attention!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know this lady.

and what a lady, damn you sue xxx

hope you had a great christmas sexy xx

Ha ha cheers parader you too, but you are meant to be giving me tips on pulling the gas man "

offer to talk about the latest gas price plan and whats best for you.

and as he sits down get your lovely breasts out and unzip his trousers.

well you did ask.

btw can i play the gasman part please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes certainly.. A rose on your crotch is a good look... It would certainly get his attention!!"

Ask him if he wants a sniff of my flower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes certainly.. A rose on your crotch is a good look... It would certainly get his attention!!

Ask him if he wants a sniff of my flower? "

Lets hope he doesn't make a loud inhaling noise through his teeth and say 'it'll cost ya' .... Bloody tradesmen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes certainly.. A rose on your crotch is a good look... It would certainly get his attention!!

Ask him if he wants a sniff of my flower?

Lets hope he doesn't make a loud inhaling noise through his teeth and say 'it'll cost ya' .... Bloody tradesmen"

Talking of tradesmen and their tools mmm .........

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Talk, eye contact, slight touch of his arm, laugh at his jokes. Most important be yourself, it's in built into all ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wap ur fanny out n say come lick this fucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wap ur fanny out n say come lick this fucker "

Well I suppose it worked on you Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wap ur fanny out n say come lick this fucker

Well I suppose it worked on you Paddy "

lolol always will lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk, eye contact, slight touch of his arm, laugh at his jokes. Most important be yourself, it's in built into all ladies"

See now that's where I stall. I think touching his arm would be like sexual harassment. Do you think it's appropriate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try answering the door fresh from the shower in a towel - and just say "ooh - sorry - forgot you were coming now".

And if he pays more attention to the plumbing - give up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"god I'm soo frustrated"

"whys that love?"

"well...god, I was let down last nite....I'm raging..and horny!"(bite lip)

"oh aye?"(check reaction, possible trouser rise)

"yes....could be doing with something RIGHT now..."(make advance)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try answering the door fresh from the shower in a towel - and just say "ooh - sorry - forgot you were coming now".

And if he pays more attention to the plumbing - give up! "

As the boiler is fucked and I have no hot water or heating, I am sure my mashoooove goose bumps might put him off

But then I could get changed into a slinky dressing gown half way through his visit and tell him how I am looking forward to a hot shower and would he mind lathering me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try answering the door fresh from the shower in a towel - and just say "ooh - sorry - forgot you were coming now".

And if he pays more attention to the plumbing - give up!

As the boiler is fucked and I have no hot water or heating, I am sure my mashoooove goose bumps might put him off

But then I could get changed into a slinky dressing gown half way through his visit and tell him how I am looking forward to a hot shower and would he mind lathering me up "

Just ask him if he can test the hot waters working fine before you jump in and risk catching a chill!

And simply bust that door handle off again!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Talk, eye contact, slight touch of his arm, laugh at his jokes. Most important be yourself, it's in built into all ladies

See now that's where I stall. I think touching his arm would be like sexual harassment. Do you think it's appropriate?"

Most people are tactile just do not grab his family jewels straight off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wap ur fanny out n say come lick this fucker "

pmsl just spat wine everywhere

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

theres something about tradesmen visiting !! .. cant quite put me finger on it though but i wish u a very happy monday !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He escaped unscathed from my clutches lol. I think it was his girlfriend who phoned during his his visit. Never mind at least I have hot water and heating again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He escaped unscathed from my clutches lol. I think it was his girlfriend who phoned during his his visit. Never mind at least I have hot water and heating again "

If there are no clear signs coming from him its best not to push it in your own home. Some workmen get uppity if you come on too strong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He escaped unscathed from my clutches lol. I think it was his girlfriend who phoned during his his visit. Never mind at least I have hot water and heating again

If there are no clear signs coming from him its best not to push it in your own home. Some workmen get uppity if you come on too strong. "

I would never come on too strong to a stranger, in fact I am the opposite. I can't flirt to save myself

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

give him a love tap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"give him a love tap "

What's a love tap?

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By *ANDVCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Going by your pictures and the way you have spoken on this post you don't need to flirt,just be yourself and you'll be more than fine.....

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

there's a lot of short instructional films on exactly this subject ....

Just google confessions of a Gasman, milkman, plumber, electrician .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be really thankful he has fixed your boiler and ask him can you get him anything, anything at all and bite your lip while looking at his crotch and running your finger tips across your low cut top,

that always works for me

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