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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

So apparently it turns out that boobs, seeing and feeling, are mood raisers and make other people happy. Who knew!

Oh how sad I am tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Did they actually do a study for this? I could have told them that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I touch and look at my boobs it doesn't make me happy. I'm sad too.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px "

Wait!? What!? Boobs were offered?! I thought it was just dinner!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"So apparently it turns out that boobs, seeing and feeling, are mood raisers and make other people happy. Who knew!

Oh how sad I am tonight... "

I'd say you could get some endorphins here, but Liverpool rules it out.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"If I touch and look at my boobs it doesn't make me happy. I'm sad too. "

But your boobs spread happiness and merriment.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Did they actually do a study for this? I could have told them that. "

Sydney U did, yes.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"If I touch and look at my boobs it doesn't make me happy. I'm sad too. "

Other people's, need to be other peoples boobs.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"So apparently it turns out that boobs, seeing and feeling, are mood raisers and make other people happy. Who knew!

Oh how sad I am tonight...

I'd say you could get some endorphins here, but Liverpool rules it out."

Harsh!... Unless you mean distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were sore yesterday, so my own boobs made me sad!

Today, happy again!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px "

Your boobs could end hostilities in the Middle East, that's how good they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen, if anyone wants to touch my boobs to see if this study is bullshit then you are more than welcome to meet me at the secret spot we all know of because we are hard-core swingers. If I can make even one man happy for 3 seconds I will have served my purpose as a female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px

Wait!? What!? Boobs were offered?! I thought it was just dinner! "

well you were bringing me sausage.. i thought it was only fair to reciprocate with chebs.

im nothing if not fair Px

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Listen, if anyone wants to touch my boobs to see if this study is bullshit then you are more than welcome to meet me at the secret spot we all know of because we are hard-core swingers. If I can make even one man happy for 3 seconds I will have served my purpose as a female."

Promise not to leave me in a ditch with a one of my kidneys missing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs in this thread and the people attached to said boobs make me happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen, if anyone wants to touch my boobs to see if this study is bullshit then you are more than welcome to meet me at the secret spot we all know of because we are hard-core swingers. If I can make even one man happy for 3 seconds I will have served my purpose as a female.

Promise not to leave me in a ditch with a one of my kidneys missing? "

I'm not promising anything.

These are dark times... there is no denying. Our world has perhaps, faced no greater threat than it does today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px

Your boobs could end hostilities in the Middle East, that's how good they are "

this made me laugh out loud!

i think you should change your name to 'Hostilities in the Middle East' Px

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Listen, if anyone wants to touch my boobs to see if this study is bullshit then you are more than welcome to meet me at the secret spot we all know of because we are hard-core swingers. If I can make even one man happy for 3 seconds I will have served my purpose as a female.

Promise not to leave me in a ditch with a one of my kidneys missing?

I'm not promising anything.

These are dark times... there is no denying. Our world has perhaps, faced no greater threat than it does today.

"

What is the threat!? Is it bad?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px

Wait!? What!? Boobs were offered?! I thought it was just dinner!

well you were bringing me sausage.. i thought it was only fair to reciprocate with chebs.

im nothing if not fair Px "

I'll bring you all the big sausage you need

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px

Your boobs could end hostilities in the Middle East, that's how good they are "

They are what got us in to this mess in the first place!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px

Your boobs could end hostilities in the Middle East, that's how good they are

this made me laugh out loud!

i think you should change your name to 'Hostilities in the Middle East' Px "

Under the right circumstances they could end me, if I was being smothered to death by them I might let it happen. I can think of worse ways to go.

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By *winging NutsMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.

Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.

Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone! "

You clearly don't know boobs very well! Minds of their own and very demanding

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.

Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone! "

Ah shit.

There I was hoping the tits made up for some of the personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to touch my boobs. Their soft silky skin is like self-soothing perfection. I catch myself out all the time

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"I love to touch my boobs. Their soft silky skin is like self-soothing perfection. I catch myself out all the time "

^^ she gets it!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.

Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone!

Ah shit.

There I was hoping the tits made up for some of the personality."

Sorry, were you saying something?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent? "
There are some one boob out haters on here.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent? "

1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent.

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By *winging NutsMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *winging NutsMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.

Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone!

Ah shit.

There I was hoping the tits made up for some of the personality.

Sorry, were you saying something? "

Barbara Windsor she knew the power of boobs to bring good.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?

1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent. "

Can you please share the boob maths so we all know what's what? Does BODMAS still apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always squeezing mine, they’re sort of like stress balls

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?

1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent.

Can you please share the boob maths so we all know what's what? Does BODMAS still apply? "

Oh it is all rather complex. As the mood itself can throw expected results out the window. Would need flow charts, pie charts, power point, spreadsheets etc just to cover the basics.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"I’m always squeezing mine, they’re sort of like stress balls "

I am quite stressed right now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m always squeezing mine, they’re sort of like stress balls

I am quite stressed right now... "

You’re welcome to have a squeeze

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?

1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent.

Can you please share the boob maths so we all know what's what? Does BODMAS still apply?

Oh it is all rather complex. As the mood itself can throw expected results out the window. Would need flow charts, pie charts, power point, spreadsheets etc just to cover the basics. "

I'll go with the pi, please

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Boobs…..they are most interesting things.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

For me,

I really like boobs.

What do you like about boobs?

It’s boobs!

A big lump with knobs

It has the juice

(It has the juice)

I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing

It’s boobs!

I can tell you all about it

I mean look at this thing

When I tried it with butter

everything changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs always cheer my hubby up!

#boobman

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Ain’t showing tit until you show nip

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's the same for moobs.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the realism I’m sad then!… no boobs in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?

1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent.

Can you please share the boob maths so we all know what's what? Does BODMAS still apply? "

Boobs Out Doing Mood Affecting Service

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"If I touch and look at my boobs it doesn't make me happy. I'm sad too.

Other people's, need to be other peoples boobs. "

I don't think that's true. My boobs make me very happy (though I am a fan of other people's boobs too).

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"If I touch and look at my boobs it doesn't make me happy. I'm sad too.

Other people's, need to be other peoples boobs.

I don't think that's true. My boobs make me very happy (though I am a fan of other people's boobs too)."

Its a different kind of happy is all. Like happy with what you have, but the "newness" of somebody else's just has that edge to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's true I'll be in an exceptionally happy mood tonight

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Spread the happiness people!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Boobs definitely make me happy.

Even my own … especially my own?

Mrs m

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If that's true I'll be in an exceptionally happy mood tonight "

Pfffft. Where's my invite??

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

Boobs are fantastic but bums are better, prove me wrong

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Boobs are fantastic but bums are better, prove me wrong "

Bums don’t have nipples, unless you have giant spots!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Boobs are fantastic but bums are better, prove me wrong

Bums don’t have nipples, unless you have giant spots! "

But bums do have built in finger warmers

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Boobs are fantastic but bums are better, prove me wrong

Bums don’t have nipples, unless you have giant spots!

But bums do have built in finger warmers "

That is true!

I guess boobs and bums make people happy!

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close


"Boobs are fantastic but bums are better, prove me wrong

Bums don’t have nipples, unless you have giant spots!

But bums do have built in finger warmers "

Agreed or willy warmer if your into that

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

Can i throw areolas into the equation, for me the darker and bigger the better

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Can i throw areolas into the equation, for me the darker and bigger the better "

Nope! They are a part of what makes boobs be boobs.

So I see your point but that would be boobs by default.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs make good pillows for tired heads , apparently

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Moral boobsters x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Boobs make good pillows for tired heads , apparently "

All of a sudden I need a nap.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Boobs make good pillows for tired heads , apparently "

If anyone wanted a baby to go to sleep they would hand them to me to cuddle.

Snoozing within minutes.

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