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"A 5 pack of icelollies. A good shape for the task ahead I feel ![]() A quintuple penetration! Wow ![]() | |||
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"A pack of Brillo pads and a tub of the pink stuff. Sorry ![]() That’s an extreme way to give a colonic ![]() | |||
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy." Now I love doughnuts, but I probably wouldn't eat them out your arse ![]() | |||
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"Another tentacle dildo? Sure why not." Mushroom stir fry.... Might be a bit tricky... | |||
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy. Now I love doughnuts, but I probably wouldn't eat them out your arse ![]() Ah go on, maybe just one ![]() | |||
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"The "big" shop at Tesco Hope it includes lube " I'm gonna have to go back and get some unless you're brave ![]() | |||
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"Tries to imagine forcing a lovely Saint+Sofia blazer up someone’s arse ![]() 2 pints of oat milk, glass bottles. Sorry! | |||
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"Tries to imagine forcing a lovely Saint+Sofia blazer up someone’s arse ![]() You’re not sorry ![]() | |||
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy." What a waste of good doughnuts !! | |||
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"I seem to have escaped relatively lightly with a 10 pack of C cell batteries. It does remind me of the epic thread from a while back where someone inquired about using a tow ball as a butt plug. " Hahaha! | |||
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"New pink lingerie ![]() Filling her up with petrol. Which hole love? | |||
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"A bag of coffee. That's one way to get my caffeine hit I guess ![]() licking my arse? ![]() | |||
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"I've just paid myself 10p for my tongue..." Can I rent yours for 10p too then please. As the last thing I bought otherwise is a weeks groceries. Yikes. | |||
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"Another tentacle dildo? Sure why not." Don't forget the lube please! | |||
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"An Audi A3 ![]() Sake!!! Couldn't have took it for a spin and bought some shopping ![]() | |||
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"A Stevie Wonder LP." Uptight outta sight? | |||
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"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol." I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x | |||
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"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol. I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x" That's a bit to hardcore for me ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol. I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x That's a bit to hardcore for me ![]() well if your not gonna, drop the pop round to mine lol x | |||
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"Two tubs of humous and an 8 pack of poppadoms " At least V will have a meal while he's down there ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It’s gonna be f’kin dangerous. I bought scalpel blades. ![]() ![]() ![]() Ouch! | |||
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"An Audi A3 ![]() With an Audi is it not true that the arse is on the inside? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"An Audi A3 ![]() ![]() ![]() Pneumatic Jack hammer | |||
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"Domino's pizza and sides ![]() Phone case! ![]() | |||
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"how do I stick a trip through the carwash up there?" May have to improvise. Strip off, run in and let the spinning mops spank you? | |||
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"Can off monster ooo god" Oh, the satisfying 'Psssssst' sound when giving the ring-pull a sharp tug | |||
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"A large Domino’s Veggie Supreme Pizza, Garlic Bread, and a tub of Coleslaw" Sorry but was a 500ml can of lager. Going to smart a bit I'm sure x | |||
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"A large Domino’s Veggie Supreme Pizza, Garlic Bread, and a tub of Coleslaw" Ya safe I didn't buy anything ![]() | |||
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"Lemon protein mousse or a red pepper. Either are going to be messy and I’d likely need a hand. Or a tongue ![]() Sorry, but you're getting a petrol pump up your ring ![]() | |||
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"2 dozen eggs ![]() and a whole chicken,, | |||
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"2 dozen eggs ![]() Which goes first ? ![]() | |||
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"2 dozen eggs ![]() ![]() ,, eggs i think,, | |||
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"2 dozen eggs ![]() ![]() Useful lube for the chicken! | |||
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"Cream egg ![]() ,, i love cream eggs | |||
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