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"Luckily for both of us it's an Andrex pack of 4 toilet paper " Soft and gentle then | |||
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"A 10 foot ladder " Good luck mate | |||
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"A cheese and ham roll with salad cream? " thankyou | |||
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"A 5 pack of icelollies. A good shape for the task ahead I feel " A quintuple penetration! Wow | |||
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"40 litres of diesel " That's an expensive enema | |||
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"A pack of Brillo pads and a tub of the pink stuff. Sorry " That’s an extreme way to give a colonic | |||
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy." Now I love doughnuts, but I probably wouldn't eat them out your arse | |||
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"Another tentacle dildo? Sure why not." Mushroom stir fry.... Might be a bit tricky... | |||
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy. Now I love doughnuts, but I probably wouldn't eat them out your arse " Ah go on, maybe just one | |||
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"The "big" shop at Tesco Hope it includes lube " I'm gonna have to go back and get some unless you're brave | |||
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"Tries to imagine forcing a lovely Saint+Sofia blazer up someone’s arse " 2 pints of oat milk, glass bottles. Sorry! | |||
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"Tries to imagine forcing a lovely Saint+Sofia blazer up someone’s arse 2 pints of oat milk, glass bottles. Sorry!" You’re not sorry | |||
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy." What a waste of good doughnuts !! | |||
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"I seem to have escaped relatively lightly with a 10 pack of C cell batteries. It does remind me of the epic thread from a while back where someone inquired about using a tow ball as a butt plug. " Hahaha! | |||
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"New pink lingerie Px " Filling her up with petrol. Which hole love? | |||
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"A bag of coffee. That's one way to get my caffeine hit I guess " licking my arse? | |||
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"I've just paid myself 10p for my tongue..." Can I rent yours for 10p too then please. As the last thing I bought otherwise is a weeks groceries. Yikes. | |||
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"Another tentacle dildo? Sure why not." Don't forget the lube please! | |||
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"An Audi A3 " Sake!!! Couldn't have took it for a spin and bought some shopping | |||
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"A Stevie Wonder LP." Uptight outta sight? | |||
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"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol." I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x | |||
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"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol. I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x" That's a bit to hardcore for me | |||
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"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol. I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x That's a bit to hardcore for me " well if your not gonna, drop the pop round to mine lol x | |||
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"Two tubs of humous and an 8 pack of poppadoms " At least V will have a meal while he's down there Bought - 1 litre bottle of Jamesons for V. Sorry | |||
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"It’s gonna be f’kin dangerous. I bought scalpel blades. " Ouch! | |||
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"An Audi A3 " With an Audi is it not true that the arse is on the inside? ( only joking ) | |||
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"An Audi A3 With an Audi is it not true that the arse is on the inside? ( only joking ) " Pneumatic Jack hammer | |||
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"Domino's pizza and sides " Phone case! | |||
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"how do I stick a trip through the carwash up there?" May have to improvise. Strip off, run in and let the spinning mops spank you? | |||
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"Can off monster ooo god" Oh, the satisfying 'Psssssst' sound when giving the ring-pull a sharp tug | |||
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"A large Domino’s Veggie Supreme Pizza, Garlic Bread, and a tub of Coleslaw" Sorry but was a 500ml can of lager. Going to smart a bit I'm sure x | |||
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"A large Domino’s Veggie Supreme Pizza, Garlic Bread, and a tub of Coleslaw" Ya safe I didn't buy anything | |||
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"Lemon protein mousse or a red pepper. Either are going to be messy and I’d likely need a hand. Or a tongue " Sorry, but you're getting a petrol pump up your ring | |||
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"2 dozen eggs " and a whole chicken,, | |||
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"2 dozen eggs and a whole chicken,," Which goes first ? | |||
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"2 dozen eggs and a whole chicken,, Which goes first ? " ,, eggs i think,, | |||
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"2 dozen eggs and a whole chicken,, Which goes first ? ,, eggs i think,," Useful lube for the chicken! | |||
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"Cream egg " ,, i love cream eggs | |||
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