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"A what? Female arousal " Oh, fanny flutters | |||
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"A what? Female arousal Oh, fanny flutters " I thought the flutters were different to a wide on... This is getting confusing now. let's see how deep this... rabbit hole goes | |||
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"A what? Female arousal Oh, fanny flutters I thought the flutters were different to a wide on... This is getting confusing now. let's see how deep this... rabbit hole goes " I definitely don't think arousal would make it deeper but I'm not a gynaecologist | |||
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"Men with long hair and beards! " You called? | |||
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"Men with long hair and beards! You called? " yeah that worked | |||
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"Ladies, what if anything, gives you an instant wide-on? " Brucey's mum says me | |||
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"Men with long hair and beards! " Long hair but no beard. Do I get halfway there? | |||
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"Men that smell amazing" I can cup a fart for you...it's last night's vindaloo | |||
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"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways. " Goodness. What if the lucky man combines these with smelling amazing AND having pouty lips, as other posters suggest? A happy triumvirate? | |||
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"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways. Goodness. What if the lucky man combines these with smelling amazing AND having pouty lips, as other posters suggest? A happy triumvirate? " A happy ending I think | |||
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" A happy ending I think " 'The good ended happily, and the bad ended unhappily. That is what fiction means.' | |||
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"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways. " Sounds delicious | |||
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" A happy ending I think 'The good ended happily, and the bad ended unhappily. That is what fiction means.'" Dark!! Stop ruining my kiss | |||
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"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways. Sounds delicious " Oh. It is. | |||
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"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways. Sounds delicious Oh. It is. " I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first | |||
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"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways. Sounds delicious Oh. It is. I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first " I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss | |||
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" I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss " I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory. | |||
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" I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory." Nope. If you can afford a Bugatti you. An afford a beautiful hotel room. By all means drive me to said hotel in the Bugatti. But I’m too old and creaky to be necking in a car | |||
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" I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory. Nope. If you can afford a Bugatti you. An afford a beautiful hotel room. By all means drive me to said hotel in the Bugatti. But I’m too old and creaky to be necking in a car " Sigh. Off to start a timewasters and fakes hissy fit thread. (Did that one yesterday get deleted, by the way? I never got to see his response to me.) | |||
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" I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory. Nope. If you can afford a Bugatti you. An afford a beautiful hotel room. By all means drive me to said hotel in the Bugatti. But I’m too old and creaky to be necking in a car Sigh. Off to start a timewasters and fakes hissy fit thread. (Did that one yesterday get deleted, by the way? I never got to see his response to me.)" Yeah, it got pulled. I didn’t see a response. | |||
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" still, really good coffee. or him. Px " I can see a theme here ducky | |||
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"I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory." See, that sounds lovely in theory, but have you ever actually tried snogging in that kind of car? It’s a logistical nightmare. Bucket seats, carbon safety cells, low rooflines … reaching across to your partner is like trying to crawl through a beautifully-appointed ventilation duct. And you can’t drive your beau to a plush country hideaway in a car that won’t make it up the forest track. Or to a fancy city pad and then expect them to perform the required reverse limbo to prise themselves out of the low-slung racing seat with any degree of elegance. No, keep the hypercars for driving. Preferably on your own. Take your date out in a grand tourer instead. Or a taxi, so you can both enjoy cocktails. | |||
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"I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory. See, that sounds lovely in theory, but have you ever actually tried snogging in that kind of car? It’s a logistical nightmare. Bucket seats, carbon safety cells, low rooflines … reaching across to your partner is like trying to crawl through a beautifully-appointed ventilation duct. And you can’t drive your beau to a plush country hideaway in a car that won’t make it up the forest track. Or to a fancy city pad and then expect them to perform the required reverse limbo to prise themselves out of the low-slung racing seat with any degree of elegance. No, keep the hypercars for driving. Preferably on your own. Take your date out in a grand tourer instead. Or a taxi, so you can both enjoy cocktails." All great points. Especially given that I can’t get out of a Ford Fiesta, train, bus or airplane with any degree of elegance (I have Bambi on ice syndrome). I’ll drive the car. I’ll be back for the kisses | |||
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