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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies, what if anything, gives you an instant wide-on?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

A what?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Calipers I’ll wager

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Watching him wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still, really good coffee.

or him.

Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A what? "

Female arousal

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"A what?

Female arousal "

Oh, fanny flutters

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hmm the right sort of naughty chat... conversation that errr stimulates my imagination x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A what?

Female arousal

Oh, fanny flutters "

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"A what?

Female arousal

Oh, fanny flutters "

I thought the flutters were different to a wide on...

This is getting confusing now. let's see how deep this... rabbit hole goes

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"A what?

Female arousal

Oh, fanny flutters

I thought the flutters were different to a wide on...

This is getting confusing now. let's see how deep this... rabbit hole goes "

I definitely don't think arousal would make it deeper but I'm not a gynaecologist

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Nice wizard’s sleeves everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice wizard’s sleeves everyone "

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim's dad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a double wide on ?

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Men with long hair and beards!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Men with long hair and beards! "

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice bum in trousers

When a bloke stands under a door frame but reaches his arms up to the top frame and there's a decent amount of muscle showing

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport


"Men with long hair and beards!

You called? "

yeah that worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who can actually hold a conversation and not just the 3 letter faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The husband … especially with his top off

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, what if anything, gives you an instant wide-on? "

Brucey's mum says me

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Men with long hair and beards! "

Long hair but no beard. Do I get halfway there?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Men that smell amazing

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A punt in the cunt?!?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

When someone says that one thing that really hits the spot and usually happens to me when I can’t sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men that smell amazing"

I can cup a fart for you...it's last night's vindaloo

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Could be anything (from the right person) THAT look, his scent, the way he says my name, the first kiss, the way he moves my hair away from my neck...

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Tom Hardy

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Feeling his breath against my ear and the word ‘now’ growled into it…

Melty puddle of girl goo every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men that smell amazing"

Like sniffer dogs ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Seeing my long term partner reach for his zipper.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Speculum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High cheekbones, long eyelashes and pouty lips (blowjob lips)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways. "

Goodness. What if the lucky man combines these with smelling amazing AND having pouty lips, as other posters suggest? A happy triumvirate?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways.

Goodness. What if the lucky man combines these with smelling amazing AND having pouty lips, as other posters suggest? A happy triumvirate?

"

A happy ending I think

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


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A happy ending I think "

'The good ended happily, and the bad ended unhappily. That is what fiction means.'

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways. "

Sounds delicious

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


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A happy ending I think

'The good ended happily, and the bad ended unhappily. That is what fiction means.'"

Dark!! Stop ruining my kiss

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways.

Sounds delicious "

Oh. It is.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways.

Sounds delicious

Oh. It is. "

I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"A really really good kiss. Soft but with a hint of urgency. Hands in your hair. Or a hand at the base of your spine gently, but firmly pulling you closer. A kiss that tells you you’re wanted, needed & desired. A kiss that tells your brain that this person has talents and rhythm and soul that is just going to transpose perfectly in other ways.

Sounds delicious

Oh. It is.

I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first "

I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


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I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first

I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss "

I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


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I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first

I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss

I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory."

Nope. If you can afford a Bugatti you. An afford a beautiful hotel room. By all means drive me to said hotel in the Bugatti. But I’m too old and creaky to be necking in a car

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


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I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first

I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss

I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory.

Nope. If you can afford a Bugatti you. An afford a beautiful hotel room. By all means drive me to said hotel in the Bugatti. But I’m too old and creaky to be necking in a car "

Sigh. Off to start a timewasters and fakes hissy fit thread. (Did that one yesterday get deleted, by the way? I never got to see his response to me.)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

I’ll be sure to warm up in the car first

I totally misread that as ‘warm the car up first’ and was decidedly unimpressed with the venue for my epic kiss

I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory.

Nope. If you can afford a Bugatti you. An afford a beautiful hotel room. By all means drive me to said hotel in the Bugatti. But I’m too old and creaky to be necking in a car

Sigh. Off to start a timewasters and fakes hissy fit thread. (Did that one yesterday get deleted, by the way? I never got to see his response to me.)"

Yeah, it got pulled. I didn’t see a response.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


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still, really good coffee.

or him.

Px "

I can see a theme here ducky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was this years old when I learned what a Wide On was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing him moan in pleasure

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory."

See, that sounds lovely in theory, but have you ever actually tried snogging in that kind of car? It’s a logistical nightmare. Bucket seats, carbon safety cells, low rooflines … reaching across to your partner is like trying to crawl through a beautifully-appointed ventilation duct.

And you can’t drive your beau to a plush country hideaway in a car that won’t make it up the forest track. Or to a fancy city pad and then expect them to perform the required reverse limbo to prise themselves out of the low-slung racing seat with any degree of elegance.

No, keep the hypercars for driving. Preferably on your own. Take your date out in a grand tourer instead. Or a taxi, so you can both enjoy cocktails.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'd potentially be impressed by the venue, depending on the car. But we'd need to be talking McClaren P1/Bugatti Chiron territory.

See, that sounds lovely in theory, but have you ever actually tried snogging in that kind of car? It’s a logistical nightmare. Bucket seats, carbon safety cells, low rooflines … reaching across to your partner is like trying to crawl through a beautifully-appointed ventilation duct.

And you can’t drive your beau to a plush country hideaway in a car that won’t make it up the forest track. Or to a fancy city pad and then expect them to perform the required reverse limbo to prise themselves out of the low-slung racing seat with any degree of elegance.

No, keep the hypercars for driving. Preferably on your own. Take your date out in a grand tourer instead. Or a taxi, so you can both enjoy cocktails."

All great points. Especially given that I can’t get out of a Ford Fiesta, train, bus or airplane with any degree of elegance (I have Bambi on ice syndrome).

I’ll drive the car.

I’ll be back for the kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lawnmower"

Is it a wide-on lawnmower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He claims he can go for hours and I can't wait to prove him wrong in a gridlock of my thighs

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Is it a wide-on lawnmower?"

Oh, very good.

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By *aka12345Couple
over a year ago

close by

Older men wanking xx mrs k xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hearing him moan in pleasure "

Oh yes please!

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