FabSwingers.com forum: Who would you have

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To read you a bedtime story?

I’ll go with Neil Oliver, that lovely soft swoon Scottish voice

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The late Alan Rickman or else Sir David Attenborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idris Elba, then after the story he could join me

LadyO

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Florence Pugh. I'd have typed Matt Berry but his voice is too invigorating and stimulating to be suited to bedtime narratives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

little David Attenborough. he's so cute. i want to hug him. Px

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Patrick Stewart every time

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Scarlett Johansson would be good.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Samuel Jackson.

In a soothing motherfuckerdly way....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"To read you a bedtime story?

I’ll go with Neil Oliver, that lovely soft swoon Scottish voice "

Neil Oliver gets my vote.. soothing voice

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Feck. Em late sean connery, liam neeson or antonio banderas. Lovw soothing voices

Henry cavill or tom hardy if i had no intention of sleeping

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"little David Attenborough. he's so cute. i want to hug him. Px "

I'll fight you for Sir Dave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Ross. I quite regularly fall asleep to him painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe Pasquale

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Blindboy Boatface.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Matthew McConaughey, his voice is like velvet

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Patrick Stewart, Vincent Price or Joanna Lumley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom hardy without a shadow of doubt. Come to think of it, Christian bale would have to be there also

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Brian blessed

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Joana Lumley, I think she has a wonderful voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is there not many Morgan Freeman comments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brian blessed"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli! Meli neeeeeeds to read me a bedtime story!

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob Bryden. Great voice and funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emma Thompson would have a great voice for a bedtime story

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Bob Ross if he was still here

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Meli! Meli neeeeeeds to read me a bedtime story!

Nell"
I wouldn't be able to get to sleep, such a sexy voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an adult, Henry Cavill.

As a child, Robin Williams.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

David Attenborough, his voice is so soothing. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be Morgan Freeman

Am I right, or am I right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As an adult, Henry Cavill.

As a child, Robin Williams.

Robin Williams still hits me right in the feels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stephen fry

i've amazed myself saying that.. but stand by it

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Bob Ross if he was still here

you said Ivor lol

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Meli

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"To read you a bedtime story?

I’ll go with Neil Oliver, that lovely soft swoon Scottish voice "
I'd have jennifer lawrence such a lovely arse she could read and I'd listen

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Joe Pasquale

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By *ieselJuiceMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Anne Widdecombe

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

John bishop

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Richard Burton

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Rowley Birkin QC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthony hopkins, Jamie dornan

Martin sheen

The late great ray liotta

Twenty years ago it would have been Christian slater or Patrick swayzee

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking

David Attenborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthony Hopkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cillian murphy

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Brian Blessed or Matt Berry. I don't like sleeping.

I'm available for bedtime stories. I've done a few in my time.

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By *erandHerManCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Simple.

Morgan Freeman x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Meli

I know she’ll have checked this over and over to see if her name came up

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Victoria Coren Mitchell

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By *iam3434Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Harry kane for a laugh

Gary neville to put me to sleep

Carol vorderman if I was feeling randy

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Samuel Jackson.

In a soothing motherfuckerdly way....

Him reading "Go the Fu*k to sleep" is brilliant

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli

I know she’ll have checked this over and over to see if her name came up

2 hours later, after being rather... occupied... I've logged on to read this. K. You're a joy. Calling me out like this. I'd happily read you a bedtime story any time.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Sooty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ray Winstone reading Dickens.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Holy Fuck Sticks Batman

and

Meli

I could listen to both of them forever and ever, their voices are so sexy if they were strangling me to death and just said "shhh, don't struggle, it will all be over soon" I would just let them.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I see Matt Berry has been mentioned.

I follow him on social media and he once read the CBeebies bedtime story and it was brilliant.

I would go for him just to hear his cadence.

I think he’s brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cillian Murphy

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By *igdave19Man
over a year ago

workington

David Attenborough that guys voice could send anyone to sleep (in a good way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valerie Singleton , and if she gave me a hand job as well , bonus !!

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

Sophia Loren or Penelope Cruz

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By *ame_on6969Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Step sons girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its gotta be Joanna Lumley with that gorgeous, sultry voice of hers.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Sandra Bullock, she can tuck me in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brad Pitt please, no intention of sleeping tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its gotta be Joanna Lumley with that gorgeous, sultry voice of hers.

Oh I so agree! Could Joanna lie between us and read to us both please xx

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Would have to be 100% Morgan Freeman for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Hardy.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Victoria Coren Mitchell, but only if she joined us afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I listen to ASMR so have a few. Gibi ASMR, ASMR Darling, Lauren Alexis.

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By *heSilverFox1701Man
over a year ago

Near Sleaford

"Patrick Stewart every time "

I’ve had the pleasure of working with Patrick and I can totally vouch for this one !

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By *heSilverFox1701Man
over a year ago

Near Sleaford

For me it would have to be Judi Dench.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Idris Elba, then after the story he could join me

LadyO"

Oooh deffo this … or maybe Joanna Lumley, I love the tone of her voice. … except when it gets too “Luvvy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe pasquale

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Joe pasquale "
lol sqeaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Victoria Coren Mitchell, but only if she joined us afterwards

Yes, 2 mentions of who I was thinking. I cast a 3rd vcm vote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morgan freeman has such a soothing voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter Pan x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Peter Beardsley

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Brian Blessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reg varney

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Mariella Fostrup…

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Nigella Lawson.

After, she could hop in and nurse me to sleep.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'd have fred dibnah aye right looooovely voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valentine Dyall.

Have a listen on Youtube where he reads The Fall of the House of Usher.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Richard Armigtage definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salma Hayek

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By *ingerMasterMan
over a year ago

Huyton

"To read you a bedtime story?

I’ll go with Neil Oliver, that lovely soft swoon Scottish voice "

Has to be Morgan Freeman

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Brian blessed.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Mason

Moira Stewart

Mark Strong

Sean Bean

Any of those should send me off into a deep slumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emily Blunt.

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

David Attenborough Or Morgan Freeman

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By *ieselJuiceMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Nigella Lawson.

After, she could hop in and nurse me to sleep. "

And I'm sure she'll cook you something using a microweevey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose Leslie from Game of Thrones in her natural accent.

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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"To read you a bedtime story?

I’ll go with Neil Oliver, that lovely soft swoon Scottish voice "

Carol voderman definitely.

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