FabSwingers.com forum: New normal names please

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

So, I have a first name and surname (not fab name) which can each be spelled two different ways. It’s mildly irritating having to continually spell both names in full every time I’m giving them verbally. To combat this minor inconvenience, I’m considering changing my names by deed poll.

Let’s leave aside the question of whether I should (although feel free to comment), I’m after suggestions. First and last names that cannot or are highly unlikely to be spelled more than one way.

They need to be male names and appropriate. However, I realise this is a big ask from many of my forum friends so, you are welcome to make inappropriate suggestions too. But only after you’ve done your proper homework!!

TIA all

Aaaaaaaaand GO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Lob

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Fred Smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick Splat

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Bob Smith

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Dick Splat

I said after you’ve done your proper homework!!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Bob Lob"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick Splat

hey, that's my male alter ego!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What's your car number plate?

Just change it to that and you'll have a personalised plate without the normal huge expense of buying one.

Your status in the local community will be boosted instantly.

Winner!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick Splat

hey, that's my male alter ego!

Your swinging partners new name

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We automatically spell our surname and people STILL get it wrong. Frequently pharmacists tell me they don't have my prescription until I spell my name for the second time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick Splat

hey, that's my male alter ego!

It's also my real name. I'm suing you for copyright infringement

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We automatically spell our surname and people STILL get it wrong. Frequently pharmacists tell me they don't have my prescription until I spell my name for the second time."

My name has to be spelled using the phonetic alphabet (the whole name - first and surname) and still people can't cope!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What's your car number plate?

Just change it to that and you'll have a personalised plate without the normal huge expense of buying one.

Your status in the local community will be boosted instantly.

Winner!!!

Hmm now there’s a thought…. A242 CPG just rolls off the tongue

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"We automatically spell our surname and people STILL get it wrong. Frequently pharmacists tell me they don't have my prescription until I spell my name for the second time.

My name has to be spelled using the phonetic alphabet (the whole name - first and surname) and still people can't cope!! "

You see - you’re feeling my pain!! I’m sick of it so I’m fixing it. Nincompoops (them not you haha)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Mycock

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We automatically spell our surname and people STILL get it wrong. Frequently pharmacists tell me they don't have my prescription until I spell my name for the second time.

My name has to be spelled using the phonetic alphabet (the whole name - first and surname) and still people can't cope!!

You see - you’re feeling my pain!! I’m sick of it so I’m fixing it. Nincompoops (them not you haha)"

My first name is really unusual and I traded one "difficult" surname for another when we got married!

I think I'm the only person in the whole world with my name (first + surname)

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

Ben dover

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

Joe King

Mike hunt

Mike hock

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Joe King

Mike hunt

Mike hock

Now what did I say about proper homework first!!!

Honestly, you lot haha

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Dick Staines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dante Thunderstone

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Max Power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toby Le Rone

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Tom Tit.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Bob Mycock"

Good fab name, too!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Mike Hunt

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Dick Splat

hey, that's my male alter ego!

It's also my real name. I'm suing you for copyright infringement

I’m touched you wanted me to have the same name

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Art Vanderlay

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Richard Cranium

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

John Smith (watching a film where the killer used this name)

David Jones

Or vice versa...

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"John Smith (watching a film where the killer used this name)

David Jones

Or vice versa..."

These were pretty high up on my list too.

Fanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Oxmall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap Bag

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Flame boy

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"So, I have a first name and surname (not fab name) which can each be spelled two different ways. It’s mildly irritating having to continually spell both names in full every time I’m giving them verbally. To combat this minor inconvenience, I’m considering changing my names by deed poll.

Let’s leave aside the question of whether I should (although feel free to comment), I’m after suggestions. First and last names that cannot or are highly unlikely to be spelled more than one way.

TIA all

Aaaaaaaaand GO!"

Bumping for the daytime crowd.

Above explains all, i'm looking for proper new first and last name (preferably sensible suggestions!).

They need to be male and un-mis-spellable (there's an irony).

Go!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll just point you in the direction of the Carry on films.

There’s plenty of crackers there.

Vic Flange or Sid Bogget perhaps.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ll just point you in the direction of the Carry on films.

There’s plenty of crackers there.

Vic Flange or Sid Bogget perhaps. "

Haha thanks, that's a rich vein to be tapped eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cosmo smallpiece

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Dart player Raymond van Barneveld's manager has got the best name ever. Looks like a Fab name but it's 100% real.

Ben de Kok

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Fred flintstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sock Clap

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd look through the popular baby boy names for the last few years, and skip the ones that scream fad. (Boy names tend to be less variable and fashion driven than girl's names)

Some first names are also suitable surnames - so, for example, I know plenty of people with the surname James

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Trevor nitram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liz Bea Ian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Janus

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Drew Peacock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holden Mikehawk

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Dick Head

Rod Ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry McCockiner

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Roger Erhard

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Liz Bea Ian "

Haha so I need to change names, gender and sexual preference??!!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Drew Peacock "

This made me laugh out loud and I’m in the gym changing room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We automatically spell our surname and people STILL get it wrong. Frequently pharmacists tell me they don't have my prescription until I spell my name for the second time.

My name has to be spelled using the phonetic alphabet (the whole name - first and surname) and still people can't cope!! "

Serves you right Xfgerr Sdwqrt

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Liz Bea Ian

Haha so I need to change names, gender and sexual preference??!!!

Les B. Ian would be the male version I guess

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Drew Peacock

This made me laugh out loud and I’m in the gym changing room

Perfect. Amusing, and easy to spell. I win

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By *ondonFunTimesMan
over a year ago

west sussex

Let’s leave aside the question of whether I should (although feel free to comment), I’m after suggestions. First and last names that cannot or are highly unlikely to be spelled more than one way.

TIA all

Aaaaaaaaand GO!"

Drew peacock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil McAvity

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

"Crap Bag"

Beat me to it! To continue the theme, I'm throwing in Ken Adams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

Miss S x

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Drew Peacock

This made me laugh out loud and I’m in the gym changing room

Perfect. Amusing, and easy to spell. I win

I reckon it’s the top contender so far!!!

I’d use it for my fab name but I want people to be interested hahaha

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over a year ago

"Drew Peacock

This made me laugh out loud and I’m in the gym changing room

Perfect. Amusing, and easy to spell. I win

I reckon it’s the top contender so far!!!

I’d use it for my fab name but I want people to be interested hahaha"

What does Pickets mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L’Carpetron Dukemarriot.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Heywood Japulmah Finga

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Heywood Japulmah Finga"

Definite contender because I’m a bloke and love a good trump. But I’d always be having to spell japulmah….

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Drew Peacock

This made me laugh out loud and I’m in the gym changing room

Perfect. Amusing, and easy to spell. I win

I reckon it’s the top contender so far!!!

I’d use it for my fab name but I want people to be interested hahaha

What does Pickets mean?"

Doesn’t mean anything! When picking my username I happened to be listening to the cover of ‘only you’ by the flying pickets and thought “that’ll do”! After a few years of a meaningless username I’m also thinking of changing that.

So, after changing my actual name and my fab username, I just need to change me into an irresistible stud muffin haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely used to work with a block called Rodger Meacock.

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By *dbicur87Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not myself but if you're a woman with a first name starting with A you'd think twice about marrying a guy with the surname Hole wouldn't you!

Genuinely the name of someone I've had on the phone in a previous job - Mrs A Hole ??

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