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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can I just have a wank at the bar instead?

LvM

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No, which is why I don't want to go to clubs.

I don't want to be someone's "can't get any better".

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

Not a hope in hell, I'm proud to be a picky bitch I'd much rather my knickers stayed on than lower my standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done worse than just the ick lol

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland


"No, which is why I don't want to go to clubs.

I don't want to be someone's "can't get any better".

"

This too

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Nope not a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no thank you Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend! "

Everyone who shagged me says they've done it.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Can I just have a wank at the bar instead?

LvM"

Would you like a glass and ice?

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"no thank you Px "

Damn it!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

No way! My standards and self respect are much higher than my urges.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend!

Everyone who shagged me says they've done it. "

They’ve done ick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that man

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"No way! My standards and self respect are much higher than my urges."

Yeah, but if you really really really really really really really needed a bit if dick, would you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I wouldn't consider fucking anyone at a club.

But no. The ick once there is set. You can't erase the ick, my quim closes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

How much ick are they giving me? Just a mild sort of any port in a storm ick or a not even with Boris Johnson's ick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Never.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"No, which is why I don't want to go to clubs.

I don't want to be someone's "can't get any better".

"

No one likes being a Plan “fuck it, why not!”!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"I wouldn't consider fucking anyone at a club.

But no. The ick once there is set. You can't erase the ick, my quim closes. "

Like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin after they steal the lamp?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I wouldn't consider fucking anyone at a club.

But no. The ick once there is set. You can't erase the ick, my quim closes.

Like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin after they steal the lamp? "

Ha yes! Except no genie will be appearing no matter how much you rub a lamp to open it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance ... Not even brain bleach would cure any disinterest

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"How much ick are they giving me? Just a mild sort of any port in a storm ick or a not even with Boris Johnson's ick? "

Not even with Dominic Cummings!

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I wouldn't consider fucking anyone at a club.

But no. The ick once there is set. You can't erase the ick, my quim closes.

Like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin after they steal the lamp?

Ha yes! Except no genie will be appearing no matter how much you rub a lamp to open it for you."

I have a magical key that opens any lock

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"How much ick are they giving me? Just a mild sort of any port in a storm ick or a not even with Boris Johnson's ick?

Not even with Dominic Cummings! "

Oh well my answer is maybe, depending on how far I'd travelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend! "

Of course, the high entry price for single men should guarantee a fuck at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just have a wank at the bar instead?

LvM"

Is this allowed ?

Signed Club Virgin

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I'm that man "

Didn’t Ick Man train Bruce Lee?

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Can I just have a wank at the bar instead?

LvM

Is this allowed ?

Signed Club Virgin "

Depends on the club and how impressive your dick is tbh!

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend!

Of course, the high entry price for single men should guarantee a fuck at least."

Pragmatism at its finest.

Pays your money, takes your chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend! "

Nope not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend!

Nope not a chance"

And there I was thinking I had no hope

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Not a hope in hell, I'm proud to be a picky bitch I'd much rather my knickers stayed on than lower my standards"

Does it count if you close your eyes or pretend you can’t see them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what the ick is... Might not matter when i'm behind her

(Jk)

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend!

Nope not a chance"

What about if they traveled for miles and miles in the slim chance of seeing you?

Would you let them cop a feel out of guilt?

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Depends what the ick is... Might not matter when i'm behind her

(Jk)"

The last time she was tested Maggie was still in power!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I wouldn't consider fucking anyone at a club.

But no. The ick once there is set. You can't erase the ick, my quim closes.

Like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin after they steal the lamp?

Ha yes! Except no genie will be appearing no matter how much you rub a lamp to open it for you.

I have a magical key that opens any lock "

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend!

Nope not a chance

And there I was thinking I had no hope "

Never mind, you might be in the maybe pile with Nicecouple!

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I wouldn't consider fucking anyone at a club.

But no. The ick once there is set. You can't erase the ick, my quim closes.

Like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin after they steal the lamp?

Ha yes! Except no genie will be appearing no matter how much you rub a lamp to open it for you.

I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed. "

Well hello there

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Am I able to cover their face at all? Asking for a science friend.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Not a chance ... Not even brain bleach would cure any disinterest"

How about a few Gins?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I wouldn't consider fucking anyone at a club.

But no. The ick once there is set. You can't erase the ick, my quim closes.

Like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin after they steal the lamp?

Ha yes! Except no genie will be appearing no matter how much you rub a lamp to open it for you.

I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there "

I got a flirt! From you! Night made.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

No

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Am I able to cover their face at all? Asking for a science friend. "

As long as they can still breathe.

This isn’t that kind of club….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone gives me the ick, that's it....nothing will be happening. I'd rather just go home and have a wank straight in to the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what the ick is... Might not matter when i'm behind her

(Jk)

The last time she was tested Maggie was still in power! "

Double bagger then... To be sure

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I wouldn't consider fucking anyone at a club.

But no. The ick once there is set. You can't erase the ick, my quim closes.

Like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin after they steal the lamp?

Ha yes! Except no genie will be appearing no matter how much you rub a lamp to open it for you.

I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there

I got a flirt! From you! Night made. "

Oh I’m sure I can make more than your night

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

I am at least fairly certain I wouldn't. Pre-fab, I had a meet with someone once, invited to hers. However, I had to have an attack of conscience and told I was married.

I think I've actually seen her on her in recent months, I'm definitely not messaging her...

I'm pretty sure I've been the ick as well though. Went to a club with a fwb and got talking to another couple in the hot tub. Our respective ladies got acquainted before floating over to the opposite Male. The other girl was very nice, but definitely had a disappointed look in her eye.

That said, I managed to change her opinion as it appears I am a good kisser and hit the spot with my tongue!

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

No if I’m repulsed by then I’m definitely not opening my legs for them.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"If someone gives me the ick, that's it....nothing will be happening. I'd rather just go home and have a wank straight in to the bin "

Now theres an idea for another thread….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would that be enjoyable?

The time it'd take to scrub the ick off me afterwards just isn't worth the.....

.....I can't even think what anyone would get out of it tbh to finish that sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what the ick is... Might not matter when i'm behind her

(Jk)

The last time she was tested Maggie was still in power!

Double bagger then... To be sure"

Joking asside, I can see past nearly every 'flaw' I only ask for good hygiene and safe play

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"No if I’m repulsed by then I’m definitely not opening my legs for them."

What about if they asked really nicely?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there

I got a flirt! From you! Night made.

Oh I’m sure I can make more than your night "

I'm sure you could as well.

Flirting aside, I think some people enjoy the act and don't think too much about the person. If you've got an itch to scratch, a plastic fork is better than leaving it alone sort of mentality.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"How would that be enjoyable?

The time it'd take to scrub the ick off me afterwards just isn't worth the.....

.....I can't even think what anyone would get out of it tbh to finish that sentence "

Another notch on the post

A new verification

Feeling wanted/desired/validated

Wasting 5 minutes before going home

The hot tub is full

I’m sure there are plenty of reasons why someone would fuck the ickmeister (at least I hope there is….)

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there

I got a flirt! From you! Night made.

Oh I’m sure I can make more than your night

I'm sure you could as well.

Flirting aside, I think some people enjoy the act and don't think too much about the person. If you've got an itch to scratch, a plastic fork is better than leaving it alone sort of mentality."

As someone was described to me in the past, a dildo with a man on the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just have a wank at the bar instead?

LvM

Is this allowed ?

Signed Club Virgin

Depends on the club and how impressive your dick is tbh! "

Yep…nothing impressive about it at all

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"No if I’m repulsed by then I’m definitely not opening my legs for them.

What about if they asked really nicely?"

nope if I feel like washing my eyes out with bleach from just looking at them god knows what I’d have to do to my fanny

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Depends what the ick is... Might not matter when i'm behind her

(Jk)

The last time she was tested Maggie was still in power!

Double bagger then... To be sure

Joking asside, I can see past nearly every 'flaw' I only ask for good hygiene and safe play"

What about if they were one of those people who just pisses and moans all the time?

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...


"Can I just have a wank at the bar instead?

LvM"

Just be careful, that's my drink there, I don't want any floaters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would that be enjoyable?

The time it'd take to scrub the ick off me afterwards just isn't worth the.....

.....I can't even think what anyone would get out of it tbh to finish that sentence

Another notch on the post

A new verification

Feeling wanted/desired/validated

Wasting 5 minutes before going home

The hot tub is full

I’m sure there are plenty of reasons why someone would fuck the ickmeister (at least I hope there is….)"

I guess it's a case of how much value you place on each of those versus the degree of ick.

I have personal boundaries that I couldn't have ick cross. The skeevy memories of it would haunt me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there

I got a flirt! From you! Night made.

Oh I’m sure I can make more than your night

I'm sure you could as well.

Flirting aside, I think some people enjoy the act and don't think too much about the person. If you've got an itch to scratch, a plastic fork is better than leaving it alone sort of mentality."

Knowing my luck the plastic fork would snap and impale me

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"No if I’m repulsed by then I’m definitely not opening my legs for them.

What about if they asked really nicely?nope if I feel like washing my eyes out with bleach from just looking at them god knows what I’d have to do to my fanny "

Bog brush time?

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there

I got a flirt! From you! Night made.

Oh I’m sure I can make more than your night

I'm sure you could as well.

Flirting aside, I think some people enjoy the act and don't think too much about the person. If you've got an itch to scratch, a plastic fork is better than leaving it alone sort of mentality.

Knowing my luck the plastic fork would snap and impale me"

First pegging experience?

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

That's a big fat NOPE from us

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there

I got a flirt! From you! Night made.

Oh I’m sure I can make more than your night

I'm sure you could as well.

Flirting aside, I think some people enjoy the act and don't think too much about the person. If you've got an itch to scratch, a plastic fork is better than leaving it alone sort of mentality.

Knowing my luck the plastic fork would snap and impale me"

That's the sort of positive thinking you should really market to other single men on fab. You'd be drowning in clunge.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d put the ‘D’ in ick

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"How would that be enjoyable?

The time it'd take to scrub the ick off me afterwards just isn't worth the.....

.....I can't even think what anyone would get out of it tbh to finish that sentence

Another notch on the post

A new verification

Feeling wanted/desired/validated

Wasting 5 minutes before going home

The hot tub is full

I’m sure there are plenty of reasons why someone would fuck the ickmeister (at least I hope there is….)

I guess it's a case of how much value you place on each of those versus the degree of ick.

I have personal boundaries that I couldn't have ick cross. The skeevy memories of it would haunt me."

What about a case of in person they might not give off the same level of ick they did online, or perhaps a minor lapse in judgement?

Or is it a clear cut case of once ick never forgotten?

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I’d put the ‘D’ in ick "

Ick’d?

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"No if I’m repulsed by then I’m definitely not opening my legs for them.

What about if they asked really nicely?nope if I feel like washing my eyes out with bleach from just looking at them god knows what I’d have to do to my fanny

Bog brush time?"

I would definitely want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what the ick is... Might not matter when i'm behind her

(Jk)

The last time she was tested Maggie was still in power!

Double bagger then... To be sure

Joking asside, I can see past nearly every 'flaw' I only ask for good hygiene and safe play

What about if they were one of those people who just pisses and moans all the time?"

Don't mind a little pee, and moaning means you're doing something right for a change... Or so I'm told...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’d put the ‘D’ in ick

Ick’d?"

Icdk actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who haven't had a fuck for 3 years will fuck anything. And they're VERY appreciative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not I’m very fussy lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there

I got a flirt! From you! Night made.

Oh I’m sure I can make more than your night

I'm sure you could as well.

Flirting aside, I think some people enjoy the act and don't think too much about the person. If you've got an itch to scratch, a plastic fork is better than leaving it alone sort of mentality.

As someone was described to me in the past, a dildo with a man on the end?"

Ha yes, a cock with a bigger cock attached is how someone was described to me once.

Maybe icks can be temporary things. Like small, slight things that you can overlook or change your mind about when you meet someone in person.

That does happen and it's fair. I got a slight ick because of something a person once said. But when I met them I realised it didn't matter. So it's how ick is the ick, a Big Ick is a no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would that be enjoyable?

The time it'd take to scrub the ick off me afterwards just isn't worth the.....

.....I can't even think what anyone would get out of it tbh to finish that sentence

Another notch on the post

A new verification

Feeling wanted/desired/validated

Wasting 5 minutes before going home

The hot tub is full

I’m sure there are plenty of reasons why someone would fuck the ickmeister (at least I hope there is….)

I guess it's a case of how much value you place on each of those versus the degree of ick.

I have personal boundaries that I couldn't have ick cross. The skeevy memories of it would haunt me.

What about a case of in person they might not give off the same level of ick they did online, or perhaps a minor lapse in judgement?

Or is it a clear cut case of once ick never forgotten?"

In person always trumps the rest. I'm not expecting perfection but there's no cure for zero chemistry and confirmed ick

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I’d put the ‘D’ in ick

Ick’d?

Icdk actually "

Isn’t that the new Calvin Klein fragrence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who haven't had a fuck for 3 years will fuck anything. And they're VERY appreciative. "

That is a lie, it's been 4 years

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"People who haven't had a fuck for 3 years will fuck anything. And they're VERY appreciative. "

I know, and thank you again

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’d put the ‘D’ in ick

Ick’d?

Icdk actually

Isn’t that the new Calvin Klein fragrence?"

Yes, by Tommy Hilfinger

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"How would that be enjoyable?

The time it'd take to scrub the ick off me afterwards just isn't worth the.....

.....I can't even think what anyone would get out of it tbh to finish that sentence

Another notch on the post

A new verification

Feeling wanted/desired/validated

Wasting 5 minutes before going home

The hot tub is full

I’m sure there are plenty of reasons why someone would fuck the ickmeister (at least I hope there is….)

I guess it's a case of how much value you place on each of those versus the degree of ick.

I have personal boundaries that I couldn't have ick cross. The skeevy memories of it would haunt me.

What about a case of in person they might not give off the same level of ick they did online, or perhaps a minor lapse in judgement?

Or is it a clear cut case of once ick never forgotten?

In person always trumps the rest. I'm not expecting perfection but there's no cure for zero chemistry and confirmed ick"

Confirmed ick and maybe some minor chemistry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend!

Nope not a chance

What about if they traveled for miles and miles in the slim chance of seeing you?

Would you let them cop a feel out of guilt?"

Ermmmm it's still nope not a chance

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I’d put the ‘D’ in ick

Ick’d?

Icdk actually

Isn’t that the new Calvin Klein fragrence?

Yes, by Tommy Hilfinger "

I liked his last one; Hombre Loather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who haven't had a fuck for 3 years will fuck anything. And they're VERY appreciative.

That is a lie, it's been 4 years "

Super hard fucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who haven't had a fuck for 3 years will fuck anything. And they're VERY appreciative.

I know, and thank you again "

Any time.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Ha yes, a cock with a bigger cock attached is how someone was described to me once.

Maybe icks can be temporary things. Like small, slight things that you can overlook or change your mind about when you meet someone in person.

That does happen and it's fair. I got a slight ick because of something a person once said. But when I met them I realised it didn't matter. So it's how ick is the ick, a Big Ick is a no."

I knew you were talking about me

What about if you met them at a club a while back, chatted on line and got on well then developed the ick before you saw them again?

Would you wait to see them in person again before judging, or go in ick loaded?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who haven't had a fuck for 3 years will fuck anything. And they're VERY appreciative.

That is a lie, it's been 4 years

Super hard fucking! "

And insanely brief

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hopefully. Or else I'm not getting any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a magical key that opens any lock

You've not given me the ick (yet) so no magical key needed.

Well hello there

I got a flirt! From you! Night made.

Oh I’m sure I can make more than your night

I'm sure you could as well.

Flirting aside, I think some people enjoy the act and don't think too much about the person. If you've got an itch to scratch, a plastic fork is better than leaving it alone sort of mentality.

Knowing my luck the plastic fork would snap and impale me

That's the sort of positive thinking you should really market to other single men on fab. You'd be drowning in clunge."

Cracking advice, I'll get on it right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way in a million years!

I'd rather wank myself happy instead

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend! "

Not a chance...

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"No way in a million years!

I'd rather wank myself happy instead "

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way in a million years!

I'd rather wank myself happy instead

Can I watch?"

Of course, grab a beer on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I head off to the dark room first. Spin me round and set me at it, I'll never guess then.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"No way in a million years!

I'd rather wank myself happy instead

Can I watch?

Of course, grab a beer on the way "

Bottle or glass?

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Can I head off to the dark room first. Spin me round and set me at it, I'll never guess then. "

What about the smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I head off to the dark room first. Spin me round and set me at it, I'll never guess then.

What about the smell?"

Wouldn't that make them easier to find...scratch and sniff room??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What about a case of in person they might not give off the same level of ick they did online, or perhaps a minor lapse in judgement?

Or is it a clear cut case of once ick never forgotten?

In person always trumps the rest. I'm not expecting perfection but there's no cure for zero chemistry and confirmed ick

Confirmed ick and maybe some minor chemistry?"

Lol

This is turning in to RockPaperScissors

Ick trumps all. No ick will touch my skin if I can help it. I'm hypertuned to touch so it's a hard limit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I head off to the dark room first. Spin me round and set me at it, I'll never guess then.

What about the smell?

Wouldn't that make them easier to find...scratch and sniff room??"

Oh dear I'll keel haul everyone through the hottub first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I head off to the dark room first. Spin me round and set me at it, I'll never guess then.

What about the smell?

Wouldn't that make them easier to find...scratch and sniff room??

Oh dear I'll keel haul everyone through the hottub first. "

Sheep dip? You'd just pass the smells about, all you'd smell is Ocean Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at a club but going to be in the minority here

But not total ick but yes I let people bang I wouldn’t normally have done in the past trying to have a bit more emmm respect for myself these days

Some enclued

Being stood up so fly the meet now flag and just let the first taker bang

tryed banned word for a little while 6-7 times wasn’t for me for exactly this reason

In my party days in my 20s use to not book hotels just cheap train tickets down to Newcastle and Manchester

And do a trade place to lay my head till trains are running in the morning so I could go home for a little night with me

As sed trying to turn over a new leaf ha ha

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Nope, dick wouldn’t work anyway.

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

" ick" is that English ?

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"

What about a case of in person they might not give off the same level of ick they did online, or perhaps a minor lapse in judgement?

Or is it a clear cut case of once ick never forgotten?

In person always trumps the rest. I'm not expecting perfection but there's no cure for zero chemistry and confirmed ick

Confirmed ick and maybe some minor chemistry?

Lol

This is turning in to RockPaperScissors

Ick trumps all. No ick will touch my skin if I can help it. I'm hypertuned to touch so it's a hard limit."

Ick paper scissors?

I do like my games

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend! "

no I'd pack my stuff and leave

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"" ick" is that English ?"

Is that what she said to you?

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Not at a club but going to be in the minority here

But not total ick but yes I let people bang I wouldn’t normally have done in the past trying to have a bit more emmm respect for myself these days

Some enclued

Being stood up so fly the meet now flag and just let the first taker bang

tryed banned word for a little while 6-7 times wasn’t for me for exactly this reason

In my party days in my 20s use to not book hotels just cheap train tickets down to Newcastle and Manchester

And do a trade place to lay my head till trains are running in the morning so I could go home for a little night with me

As sed trying to turn over a new leaf ha ha "

You have so little shame, its great

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

If someone gave me the ick why would I shag them?

That's daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at a club but going to be in the minority here

But not total ick but yes I let people bang I wouldn’t normally have done in the past trying to have a bit more emmm respect for myself these days

Some enclued

Being stood up so fly the meet now flag and just let the first taker bang

tryed banned word for a little while 6-7 times wasn’t for me for exactly this reason

In my party days in my 20s use to not book hotels just cheap train tickets down to Newcastle and Manchester

And do a trade place to lay my head till trains are running in the morning so I could go home for a little night with me

As sed trying to turn over a new leaf ha ha

You have so little shame, its great "

Yip it is what’s grate about me I speak my mind and have no shame ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I do happen to have,self respect and standards

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That would be a hell no. I have self respect and sex isn't a priority.

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"If someone gave me the ick why would I shag them?

That's daft"

Well yes. But also, some people are just idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heck nope!

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By *etcpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"That would be a hell no. I have self respect and sex isn't a priority. "

It what about if sex was how you valued yourself, or how you felt others valued you?

Surely theb getting any sex, even from the ick, is a good thing as it helps with your self worth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way in a million years!

I'd rather wank myself happy instead

Can I watch?

Of course, grab a beer on the way

Bottle or glass?"

Always served in a glass, what are you a peasant?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"That would be a hell no. I have self respect and sex isn't a priority.

It what about if sex was how you valued yourself, or how you felt others valued you?

Surely theb getting any sex, even from the ick, is a good thing as it helps with your self worth?"

I've gone 10 years without any sexual contact at all apart from my own hand but an ick is an ick for a reason and I like to be able to look at myself the next day without regrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That would be a hell no. I have self respect and sex isn't a priority.

It what about if sex was how you valued yourself, or how you felt others valued you?

Surely theb getting any sex, even from the ick, is a good thing as it helps with your self worth?"

If sex was how I valued myself it would be time to give sex up. Others would respect my choice x

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

That's one damn good reason I wouldn't go to a club (well, not alone)... I'd feel like crap if only someone who gave me the ick wanted a shag with me, I'd feel like crap if no one wanted to shag me, and I'd be absolutely certain that if anyone dis want to shag me it was only because they couldn't get a shag from someone they actually fancied and I was the scr@pings at the bottom of the barrel.

I get the feeling a little more self confidence is needed for club visits...

Posh

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"That's one damn good reason I wouldn't go to a club (well, not alone)... I'd feel like crap if only someone who gave me the ick wanted a shag with me, I'd feel like crap if no one wanted to shag me, and I'd be absolutely certain that if anyone dis want to shag me it was only because they couldn't get a shag from someone they actually fancied and I was the scr@pings at the bottom of the barrel.

I get the feeling a little more self confidence is needed for club visits...

Posh "

These are 3 of the several hundred reasons I wouldn't go to a club. I'm so impressed by people who do go.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"No way! My standards and self respect are much higher than my urges.

Yeah, but if you really really really really really really really needed a bit if dick, would you?"

I dont think I've ever needed a bit of dick enough to even consider it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's one damn good reason I wouldn't go to a club (well, not alone)... I'd feel like crap if only someone who gave me the ick wanted a shag with me, I'd feel like crap if no one wanted to shag me, and I'd be absolutely certain that if anyone dis want to shag me it was only because they couldn't get a shag from someone they actually fancied and I was the scr@pings at the bottom of the barrel.

I get the feeling a little more self confidence is needed for club visits...

Posh "

And that has now put me off clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

Not asking for a friend! "

Haha. I couldn’t, it wouldn’t get hard…

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No I don’t pity fuck.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you still consider fucking them at a club if no one else there wanted you?

….."

How very dare you assume!….

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"That's one damn good reason I wouldn't go to a club (well, not alone)... I'd feel like crap if only someone who gave me the ick wanted a shag with me, I'd feel like crap if no one wanted to shag me, and I'd be absolutely certain that if anyone dis want to shag me it was only because they couldn't get a shag from someone they actually fancied and I was the scr@pings at the bottom of the barrel.

I get the feeling a little more self confidence is needed for club visits...

Posh

And that has now put me off clubs "

come to my club they play great music

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