FabSwingers.com forum: If (a different take)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on the If thread about where you would like to be if money is no object, what would you have in your property if money is no object?

I would like:

A sunken whirlpool bath

A big walk in shower with a massive rose above and body jets

A well-equipped big kitchen where I can install a stand alone hot plate/stove for cooking and entertaining around it

An all weather swimming pool with a big jacuzzi

A private cinema, with a popcorn machine and bar

A fully equipped bar

A kitchen garden

A cycle track around the ground so that I can take the dog out for a spin

A big enough garage for my cars and caravans

Big enough land for use as a camp site so that I can invite peeps round for some fun

Not asking for much I know. I can dream, right? And I always play the lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sunken whirlpool bath i think.

lay there do nothing and relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol all of the above !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually clean a house that is not dissimilar to that, it's bloody wasted on the cpl who own it, I would have a ball living there, a big gated property with lots of land, oh well only the lottery could help me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like a car museum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, I'd like a big room with lots of mirrors that can be multi use, as a ballroom, dinning room, or a playroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure. If I won a real bug one on the EuroMillions, I could make a big dent in it just on whimsical things.. I have always fancied a personal submarine for a start

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

a roof , a warm bed, a full belly and other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure. If I won a real bug one on the EuroMillions, I could make a big dent in it just on whimsical things.. I have always fancied a personal submarine for a start"

fascinating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure. If I won a real bug one on the EuroMillions, I could make a big dent in it just on whimsical things.. I have always fancied a personal submarine for a start

fascinating."

I quite like the idea of a private zoo full of monkeys as well

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"I'd like a car museum. "

I'd like my cousins house.... Her kitchen is nearly as big as my house... The island in her kitchen is as big as my kitchen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure. If I won a real bug one on the EuroMillions, I could make a big dent in it just on whimsical things.. I have always fancied a personal submarine for a start

fascinating.

I quite like the idea of a private zoo full of monkeys as well "

yes monkeys are incredible creatures and i enjoy them and their posts here.

but ive always dreamed of owning a tank and racing down the highstreet flattening everything in my path while on top dressed as a german tropper shouting out orders through a megaphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just an unspoilt sea-view through a panoramic floor to ceiling picture window would do me !!!

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

"Lol all of the above !!"

And a lot more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure. If I won a real bug one on the EuroMillions, I could make a big dent in it just on whimsical things.. I have always fancied a personal submarine for a start

fascinating.

I quite like the idea of a private zoo full of monkeys as well

yes monkeys are incredible creatures and i enjoy them and their posts here.

but ive always dreamed of owning a tank and racing down the highstreet flattening everything in my path while on top dressed as a german tropper shouting out orders through a megaphone

I like that one.

I have always wanted to be let lose with a baseball bat in the glass section of a department store

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I would with a big win I would build the ultimate swingers club...and yes it would have big lockers... Yes you heard me big lockers... People would be spoiled in my club...lok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'A well-equipped big kitchen'

I'd be happy with a well equipped big man

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want to build a retreat for wounded soldiers and their families.. I would like to include most of what pearl has mentioned... A place home from home where they can relax and have fun and meet others who have been injured..

If I won the lottery I would plough about £4 million into it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A holiday camp for the armed forces and their families, with a few weekends closed for private functions.

That's what I would like to have if money is no object, as already mentioned in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'A well-equipped big kitchen'

I'd be happy with a well equipped big man

lol omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I'd make an offer for the house I built with my lovely but had to sell .... that kitchen was my dream kitchen with an AGA and wood burning stove either end and a whole wall of glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I'd make an offer for the house I built with my lovely but had to sell .... that kitchen was my dream kitchen with an AGA and wood burning stove either end and a whole wall of glass.

aga stuff is really nice.sorry you had to part from the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I'd make an offer for the house I built with my lovely but had to sell .... that kitchen was my dream kitchen with an AGA and wood burning stove either end and a whole wall of glass.

aga stuff is really nice.sorry you had to part from the house"

Easiest thing I've ever had to cook on, still cant get to grips with an electric cooker!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"I want to build a retreat for wounded soldiers and their families.. I would like to include most of what pearl has mentioned... A place home from home where they can relax and have fun and meet others who have been injured..

If I won the lottery I would plough about £4 million into it... "

The Duke of Westminster is doing something simular.. He's bought a big mansion in the country side and is awaiting planning... I think it's going to replace Selly Oak.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If I won the lottery I would plough about £4 million into it...

The Duke of Westminster is doing something simular.. He's bought a big mansion in the country side and is awaiting planning... I think it's going to replace Selly Oak. "

It may do... I want something a bit different though... like entertainment in the evenings where there are guest entertainers (good ones) and somewhere where kids can play like a big adventure playground.. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh gosh where to start..

It would be modern but a warm loving practical home for a family. Me, gorgeous guy 2/3 children.

Fabric sofa's for family snuggles, really important for me to have a dining table to keep the family together and central (kids homework, meal times, creative activities etc) Would love an open fireplace, lots of options for various lighting to create 'moods', in built sound system throughout the house.

Main bedroom would have a queen sized bed, a walk in wardrobe, a massive en-suite with a big fish tank wall. Huge shower for two

and a round hot tub type bath

Kitchen with all the mod cons but designed and hidden away so it looks traditional. Big centre island with masses of storage for pots/pans and baking equiptment. Oak units i think.

Cinema/games room with those chairs you just sink into, big bean bags on the floor for the kids to jump on or mong out on. Classic arcade games with a pool table too.

Home gym and indoor pool. Libary/study for quiet down time away from the hustle n bustle.

Garden would be HUGEEE and just a big entertaining playground for adults and kids, Wendy house, Tree house, slides,swings, sandpits, trampolines. Lots of colour and layers of planting. Herb gardens and a veg patch to get creative with the kids. BBQ area, patio, decking, the perfectly maintained lawn

Im sure ive missed stuff out,, but the idea is that its all about family

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Material things are ok, but what you need more than anything is good health - anything else you can manage without

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just somewhere I can be happy

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Pearl all of that sounds wonderful !! I would also like a large aviary for the parrots by the pool. Also a roof garden to sunbathe in private with all my herbs growing in pots ..lovely

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

all of Pearl's and a dungeon...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure about a dungeon, however, yes to a mirrored play room, with a pole for dancing, a big bed with a mirror over it, etc. etc...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

A very modern house, energy efficient with big windows allowing plenty of natural light. Marble or stone floor, absolutely no carpet anywhere in the house and the sofas and chairs in leather, again no soft furnishing. Minimalistic in style, comfortable with all wireing hidden from site and ehibiting an air of calm elegance. Colours would be in white and off white hues with only a few colour highlights eg a picture on the wall. Under floor heating, of course and the best music system throughout the entire house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would put in a real fire or two, would love to have fun in front of a fire in winter.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"A very modern house, energy efficient with big windows allowing plenty of natural light. Marble or stone floor, absolutely no carpet anywhere in the house and the sofas and chairs in leather, again no soft furnishing. Minimalistic in style, comfortable with all wireing hidden from site and ehibiting an air of calm elegance. Colours would be in white and off white hues with only a few colour highlights eg a picture on the wall. Under floor heating, of course and the best music system throughout the entire house.

Actually, yes... I forgot the open fire places... they are an essential item!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would like an old farm house with about 100 acres so I can play with my lorry , Range Rovers and buy a few tanks and stuff.

It would have a heated and clean workshop with top of the range equipment so I can do all the restoring .

The house would be old and full of character but with a modern kitchen etc.

An indoor swimming pool in a glass house like the palm house at Kew.

There would be camping grounds for naturists and also a area put by for swinging parties with hot tubs and playrooms etc.

Also would have cows and sheep .

But the most important thing would be a part of the house that would be what we live in now just translocated so that we go there and remember how bloody hard it was before .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new kidney, I'm sure someone must have one going begging, oh and a very large .....neared pool would be just lovely! X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like the tanks idea. I'd have a Sherman and a King Tiger shooting paint bombs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new kidney, I'm sure someone must have one going begging, oh and a very large .....neared pool would be just lovely! X"

What's up with your kidneys , if you don't mind me asking ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new kidney, I'm sure someone must have one going begging, oh and a very large .....neared pool would be just lovely! X"

Heated! Glad I didn't post on the spelling thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new kidney, I'm sure someone must have one going begging, oh and a very large .....neared pool would be just lovely! X

What's up with your kidneys , if you don't mind me asking ? "

Just got the one, and it plays silly buggers. Lot of folk worse off than me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An all weather swimming pool with a big jacuzzi to party in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new kidney, I'm sure someone must have one going begging, oh and a very large .....neared pool would be just lovely! X

What's up with your kidneys , if you don't mind me asking ?

Just got the one, and it plays silly buggers. Lot of folk worse off than me though. "

Are you hoping for a transplant or is it not that serious ?.

We had a girl at work who was made very ill by one if her kidneys dying and is fine on one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serious enough, ones fine if the fecker works! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't what to say to that that does not sound crass.

Look after yourself and hope that you stay ok .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't what to say to that that does not sound crass.

Look after yourself and hope that you stay ok . "

Thank you x

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Lots of the things already mentioned here would be in my dream house.

I'd also have an infinity pool (the house may need to be in Monaco, by the way).

... and a go-kart track.

... and my own hot air balloon and pilot with driver to collect me after we've landed.

... and a bowling alley with an area for some old pinball machines and some classic coin-op video games.... with an old fashioned Wurlitzer jukebox too, but one that plays CDs not records.

... and in the woodland area in the grounds I'd build a treetop assault course like you get at Go Ape. During the week it'd be open to local schools to use but on the weekend it'd be all mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just steal that idea from my head? Get out woman!!

I'd add to Aphrodites description above that the house would have to be completely self reliant, no connection to the utility companies at all, not connected to the grid and fully solar powered. All waste is automatically recycled for the house to use and I'd have touchpads everywhere to control everything from the lights to entertainment systems to heating systems and power outlets. I'd have a scanner in the kitchen so that when I run out of something I scan the barcode and it automatically updates my shopping cart online.

I'd have a dungeon too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a roof , a warm bed, a full belly and other people."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure. If I won a real bug one on the EuroMillions, I could make a big dent in it just on whimsical things.. I have always fancied a personal submarine for a start

fascinating.

I quite like the idea of a private zoo full of monkeys as well "

I love zoo's can I visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have a shower in my house, really miss a bath, so all I would want is a huge bathroom with bath and walk in shower, under floor heating

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Money will never do what I want: the atlantic ocean in yorkshire

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