FabSwingers.com forum: Insant hard on

By *anforkinkywomen OP Man
over a year ago

Barwell

What gives you an instant hard on?

Stockings and suspenders for me x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Jim’s mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really good coffee.

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By *artender_onthelooseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"really good coffee.

Quacksplat just done it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Jim’s mum having a coffee

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Big tits

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By *ookingfun82Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Stacy's mom

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"really good coffee.

High five! I'm right with you ducky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really good coffee.

You know, I'm something of a coffee maker myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see Bruno Guimarães on the team sheet.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Jim’s mum, flashing her big tits drinking coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey's mum

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue underwear- especially if she's wearing

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Jim’s mum, flashing her big tits drinking coffee whilst Brucey’s mum rims her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim’s mum, flashing her big tits drinking coffee whilst Brucey’s mum rims her

In blue underwear

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Jim’s mum, flashing her big tits drinking coffee whilst Brucey’s mum rims her

In blue underwear

Uber stiff now dude

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Caramel Latte Tassimo pods on special offer at Tesco’s

….actually, if I see said offers, I spontaneously ejaculate in my pants.

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

"What gives you an instant hard on?

Stockings and suspenders for me x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big tits "

^ This ^

But also, feeling a delicious erection through trousers. Uffff. In fact, thinking about both of those has already started me off…stop it Red, you have things to do this evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big tits

^ This ^

But also, feeling a delicious erection through trousers. Uffff. In fact, thinking about both of those has already started me off…stop it Red, you have things to do this evening!

I've got big tits .... 50% is better than nowt

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Jim’s mum, flashing her big tits drinking coffee whilst Brucey’s mum rims her and showing off her delicious erection through her blue underwear

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Watching a certain forumite licking a fruit video

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Jim’s mum, flashing her big tits drinking coffee whilst Brucey’s mum rims her and showing off her delicious erection through her blue underwear

Amen!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

That look.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

"really good coffee.

Amen.

Just tried a new one from a brand called Skull crusher

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Hmm not much these days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That look."

I always suspected you was a meat packer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim’s mum, flashing her big tits drinking coffee whilst Brucey’s mum rims her and showing off her delicious erection through her blue underwear

Whilst licking fruit

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

K, naked and smiling at me while she crawls up the bed towards me. Wiggling her hips and knowing exactly what she's doing

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy eyes/seductive stare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big nipples/areola for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy eyes/seductive stare"

I stared incredibly seductively but had to stop, I was going cross eyed

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Viagra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

female in tight leggings and a camel toe on show, instant hard on for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A come and fuck me smile..

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Watching a certain forumite licking a fruit video"

But I don't have a fruit licking video?

I can make you one, though!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Jim’s mum, flashing her big tits drinking coffee whilst Brucey’s mum rims her and showing off her delicious erection through her blue underwear

^^ this and only this

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Big tits

^ This ^

But also, feeling a delicious erection through trousers. Uffff. In fact, thinking about both of those has already started me off…stop it Red, you have things to do this evening!

I've got big tits .... 50% is better than nowt

Mine are bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot sexy woman.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Big tits

^ This ^

But also, feeling a delicious erection through trousers. Uffff. In fact, thinking about both of those has already started me off…stop it Red, you have things to do this evening!

I've got big tits .... 50% is better than nowt

Mine are bigger

^^ this is true

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"A hot sexy woman. "

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot sexy woman. "

difficult to find on fab........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thongs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

"
yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.

I don't have a cock.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

I’m feeling a little better

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

I’m feeling a little better

Excellent news. Booby hugs soon then?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Caramel Latte Tassimo pods on special offer at Tesco’s

….actually, if I see said offers, I spontaneously ejaculate in my pants."

Fappacinos all round then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim’s mum "

Oh bloody hell, not her again

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By *evoncplCouple
over a year ago

holsworthy

Seeing a woman in gymshark leggings mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big tits

^ This ^

But also, feeling a delicious erection through trousers. Uffff. In fact, thinking about both of those has already started me off…stop it Red, you have things to do this evening!

Knowing that thinking about it has started you off is starting me off

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Jim’s mum

Oh bloody hell, not her again"

Who is Jims mum?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

I’m feeling a little better

Excellent news. Booby hugs soon then?

Oh I should say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim’s mum

Oh bloody hell, not her again

Who is Jims mum?"

It's an old, long running joke that's been going on for years.

There used to be a chap on here by the name of ErectJim. He was a regular contributor to the forum.

And on one thread, someone with whom he'd been having a fair bit of banter with over the years did pretty much what's been done here - mentioning Jims mum - and it's stuck ever since.

Shame the old fella isn't still here really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim’s mum

Oh bloody hell, not her again

Who is Jims mum?"

She's the live in lover of Brucie's Mum.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

I’m feeling a little better

Excellent news. Booby hugs soon then?

Oh I should say so"

May I place my head between them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mrs’s arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy eyes/seductive stare

I stared incredibly seductively but had to stop, I was going cross eyed

Blink a few times it always helps to unstick your eyeballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

*hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot sexy woman.

difficult to find on fab........

It’s fun looking either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

I’m feeling a little better

Excellent news. Booby hugs soon then?

Oh I should say so"

Beleive it or not, I am paying attention...it's a boob off...wet t shirt style

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

*hard.

You charmer

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

I’m feeling a little better

Excellent news. Booby hugs soon then?

Oh I should say so

Beleive it or not, I am paying attention...it's a boob off...wet t shirt style

Not in this bloody weather!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hot sexy woman.

You called?

Are you flirting again?

I’m feeling a little better

Excellent news. Booby hugs soon then?

Oh I should say so

Beleive it or not, I am paying attention...it's a boob off...wet t shirt style

Not in this bloody weather!!!"

This is the perfect weather, I'm sure both ladies would have a proud moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thought of the missis with another man

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Voluptuous curves x

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Black FFS and stiletto shoe dangling. It's amazing.

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By *untime512Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I agree with others heels and stockings I love but also my wife’s sister gives me a instant rock hard

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

A certain woman on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing the yellow new message in fab

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A guy with a nice bum

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By *heswanMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Watching cock perform x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's terrible miss irish coffee, what's wrong with some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A perfect cappuccino.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of mint viscount biscuits . The excitement is on another level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A packet of mint viscount biscuits . The excitement is on another level "

Not had one of those for years

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

MsWyld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A packet of mint viscount biscuits . The excitement is on another level

Not had one of those for years "

Go get some at the shops soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MsWyld

Are you bringing cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A packet of mint viscount biscuits . The excitement is on another level

Not had one of those for years

Go get some at the shops soon!"

I might have to

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"MsWyld

Are you bringing cheesecake

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On my way, never to early for cheescake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MsWyld

Are you bringing cheesecake

On my way, never to early for cheescake

Should be part of the 5 a day

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"MsWyld

Are you bringing cheesecake

On my way, never to early for cheescake

Should be part of the 5 a day "
Kept next to the bed, why waste the energy going to the kitchen, that energy is better spent on other thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celebrity MILFS , vorderman, Amanda holden , jenni falconer, Ruth Langsford

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By *enttoesuckerMan
over a year ago

canterbury

Bare feet/soles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it has to be a lady who has a curvy/bbw body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laura Tobin

And also big form tits, small waist

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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

watching wife suck a cock

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By *ancan69Man
over a year ago

Eastham

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By *ritishguyMan
over a year ago

chatburn

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

My dads brothers nephews wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big tits

^ This ^

But also, feeling a delicious erection through trousers. Uffff. In fact, thinking about both of those has already started me off…stop it Red, you have things to do this evening!

Your profile pics! Question is, what to do with this hard on now that I have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I set up my own naughty /filthy thread or do I need to be a member?

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