FabSwingers.com forum: New Game Show Ideas

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It is entirely obvious that TV production companies have run out of fresh game show ideas judging by the banal and mundane shite they presently heave out.

So let’s help them out good folks!

Yes indeedy, simply create a brand new game show idea right here, give it a catchy name and describe the rules.

You never know, a TV executive might even be reading this and subsequently steal your idea, produce the show and insert that cunt of all cunts, Paddy McFuckingGuiness as the host.

Off you go my good people

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

So many cooking shows where amateur cooks are put into professional kitchens.

I want the opposite, professional chefs put into student houses and made to cook with only what's available.

Gordon Ramsey trying to make scrambled eggs in a knackered wok and only 1 fork available in the house that he has to steal from someone's bedroom

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"So many cooking shows where amateur cooks are put into professional kitchens.

I want the opposite, professional chefs put into student houses and made to cook with only what's available.

Gordon Ramsey trying to make scrambled eggs in a knackered wok and only 1 fork available in the house that he has to steal from someone's bedroom"

I like it!

I can image Ramsay f’ing and blinding as he desperately searches for the location of the salt amongst all the student debris

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Bent copper - like blind date - 3 coppers you get 3 questions then try to avoid the bent copper who has a hidden history of being a knob but his mates know but don’t say anything.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

A game show based in WW1. All your "favourite" celebs and other loathsome individuals spend 6 weeks in a dirty trench, then they go "over the top" like the boys back in the day to a raft of "rule brittania" before being cut down by machine gun fire.

No winners, or prizes, just quality child friendly entertainment. Hopefully hosted by Graham Norton...

Have a great day!

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Spot the honest politician,

Have 3 politicians behind a screen spouting g how they would change England for the better then pick the honest one

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Name that jizz - contestants get blindfolded and muddled up backstage and then play some Mr & Mrs type games - to see if they can spot their own partner and at the end the grand final round they have to say whether the jizz on the biscuit is tgeir partners or not!! Winner is first to say ‘i’ll name that jizz!! Then they can stick or twist … to swap for one they prefer!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Degrade Yourself for Money!

It's like who want's to be a millionaire, but instead of answering general knowledge questions, contestants will be put through a series of increasingly disgusting and degrading scenarios that will earn them more money the further they descend. You can choose to bank your money and walk away between degradations, but if you quit halfway through your degradation you will loose all of your money.

With a top prize of a million pounds and a free health and well being check up from our in house medic.

How far would you go for a million pounds?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I'll admit I've stollen this from an old Viz comic and Roger mellie the man on the telly. It was obviously initially intended as crude satire. However its already almost there...

So without further ado. Hosted by paddy mcguiness I give you..

Celebrity shit bucket. Celebs climb a ladder.. Defecate into a bucket against the clock and contestants have to guess what their last meal was

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I'll admit I've stollen this from an old Viz comic and Roger mellie the man on the telly. It was obviously initially intended as crude satire. However its already almost there...

So without further ado. Hosted by paddy mcguiness I give you..

Celebrity shit bucket. Celebs climb a ladder.. Defecate into a bucket against the clock and contestants have to guess what their last meal was"

Not to be confused with ‘ Celebrity Shitbag’. Where the answer is normally a premiership footballer or ‘reality star?!’ Or Piers Morgan

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Are You Faster Than a Hungry Bear?

Contestants must outrun a hungry bear in a 100m sprint.

You will be given the opportunity to earn yourself a head start by answering some general knowledge questions.

For every one you get right the bear will be moved back 5m, but for everyone you get wrong for bear will be moved closer 5m.

Are you faster than a hungry bear?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Are You Faster Than a Hungry Bear?

Contestants must outrun a hungry bear in a 100m sprint.

You will be given the opportunity to earn yourself a head start by answering some general knowledge questions.

For every one you get right the bear will be moved back 5m, but for everyone you get wrong for bear will be moved closer 5m.

Are you faster than a hungry bear?

No but im faster than the other contestants which is important

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Spot the honest politician,

Have 3 politicians behind a screen spouting g how they would change England for the better then pick the honest one "

I don't think this will work. Where will you find an honest politician?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are You Faster Than a Hungry Bear?

Contestants must outrun a hungry bear in a 100m sprint.

You will be given the opportunity to earn yourself a head start by answering some general knowledge questions.

For every one you get right the bear will be moved back 5m, but for everyone you get wrong for bear will be moved closer 5m.

Are you faster than a hungry bear?

I could actually see this working. But you would have to use so called athletes...and no doubt some TV exec would insist on the bear being cgi...sadly

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Are You Faster Than a Hungry Bear?

Contestants must outrun a hungry bear in a 100m sprint.

You will be given the opportunity to earn yourself a head start by answering some general knowledge questions.

For every one you get right the bear will be moved back 5m, but for everyone you get wrong for bear will be moved closer 5m.

Are you faster than a hungry bear?

I could actually see this working. But you would have to use so called athletes...and no doubt some TV exec would insist on the bear being cgi...sadly"

No it must be a real bear that has been starved for a week or so beforehand, continually being shown pictures of delicious humans...

Obviously this show should never exist... it's wrong to starve animals

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wankety Wank: Contestants go head to head (in more ways than one) against the usual, desperate to stay relevant TV celebs in speed wanking trials.

If said contestants prove victorious then they win an exclusive box of Wankety Wank tissues (which they can flog for a tenner or so on eBay)

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I'll admit I've stollen this from an old Viz comic and Roger mellie the man on the telly. It was obviously initially intended as crude satire. However its already almost there...

So without further ado. Hosted by paddy mcguiness I give you..

Celebrity shit bucket. Celebs climb a ladder.. Defecate into a bucket against the clock and contestants have to guess what their last meal was

Not to be confused with ‘ Celebrity Shitbag’. Where the answer is normally a premiership footballer or ‘reality star?!’ Or Piers Morgan

Match the celebrity shit to the shit celebrity? Could be onto something there.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I'll admit I've stollen this from an old Viz comic and Roger mellie the man on the telly. It was obviously initially intended as crude satire. However its already almost there...

So without further ado. Hosted by paddy mcguiness I give you..

Celebrity shit bucket. Celebs climb a ladder.. Defecate into a bucket against the clock and contestants have to guess what their last meal was

Not to be confused with ‘ Celebrity Shitbag’. Where the answer is normally a premiership footballer or ‘reality star?!’ Or Piers Morgan

Match the celebrity shit to the shit celebrity? Could be onto something there. "

I’ll call Ant & Dec

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Degrade Yourself for Money!

With a top prize of a million pounds and a free health and well being check up from our in house medic.

How far would you go for a million pounds?"

Isn't that the tagine for celebrity get me out of here?

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"So many cooking shows where amateur cooks are put into professional kitchens.

I want the opposite, professional chefs put into student houses and made to cook with only what's available.

Gordon Ramsey trying to make scrambled eggs in a knackered wok and only 1 fork available in the house that he has to steal from someone's bedroom"
love it... While he's wankered on lidl extra strong cider

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

'Whose bumhole is it up'

5 people stand in a row but only one gets to push a water melon up there while the contestant is facing the other way.

The contestant turns around and then there are three rounds....

First round ask each one of them a question about water melons or arse holes.

Second round, devise a task for each one of them to do like Riding a spacehopper to the shops or sliding down an escalator belt...

Third round , ask each to describe how they got the water melon up their arse.

Contestant gets three guesses. Each wrong guess takes 10 grand off their 50 grand prize money. If they lose 40 they are out.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Celebrity Cunts Peninsula: A group of washed up celebs who failed to get placements on Strictly Come Sulking, Skating On Thin Ice, SAS: Who Cares Who Wins and I’m A Prick, Get Me Out Of Here are sent to North Sentinel Island to find love….and get butchered by the indigenous tribe there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank"

Not bad, and I hear he's up for it. Better than monkey tennis

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

D*unk People Doing Things.

We take people past safe blood alcohol levels and let them loose on a task.

Can a d*unk person do that thing they're trying to do? Open a door? walk up some stairs? operate heavy machinery? talk?

If they can they win money, if they don't they lose.

Points are awarded for the complexity of chosen thing and how well they are able to accomplish it.

They will be scored out of 10 by a panel of judges.

Disqualification for vomiting and or pissing/shitting oneself.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"D*unk People Doing Things.

We take people past safe blood alcohol levels and let them loose on a task.

Can a d*unk person do that thing they're trying to do? Open a door? walk up some stairs? operate heavy machinery? talk?

If they can they win money, if they don't they lose.

Points are awarded for the complexity of chosen thing and how well they are able to accomplish it.

They will be scored out of 10 by a panel of judges.

Disqualification for vomiting and or pissing/shitting oneself. "

And they get another alcoholic drink of the panel's choice for each activity they complete.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The Only Way is Sex

Wannabe failed celebs get voted to compete by having sex with each other or random public wannabes. The public direct the porn by voting, including gay, bi, straight, group etc options.

Any winner, which potentially never happens, after contestants opt to leave, after gruesome anal fistings etc, is likely to be fit for little as a celebrity, other than cameo appearances in low budget porn.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Celebrity stranger fuck. Where they lock a bunch of folks in a room wearing no clothes for a few weeks, get them d*unk and see who fucks who.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A competition just for teenage girls. They have to be as shallow as possible. The winner gets all they can eat,with friends at Pizza express.

The loser gets an evening with Prince Andrew

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The chaste

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Titting pointed

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Masked Swinger: Four judges have to group fuck an elaborately disguised celeb and then try to guess who they have just done the business with.

The assembled lewd studio audience chant ‘Take it off!’ in unison to encourage the judges to go bareback during the sexual proceedings…

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Death race!!!

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By *alocheziaMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Bargain Cunt.

David Dickinson travels the UK looking for the best value adult services.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bargain Cunt.

David Dickinson travels the UK looking for the best value adult services."

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

Big Mother . 10 hormonal 20 something and 10 milf crushes in a house together for 12 weeks . Condoms and lube provided

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Cannot beat 'Oooer, sounds a bit Rude!' on 'Filthy, Rich and Catflap'.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Come Mine With Me: Four celebs are sealed into an old coal mine with nothing but pick axes and must work against the clock to frantically dig themselves to freedom before the oxygen levels run out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Release 10 convicted sex offenders and child murders into a vast game reserve to the mercy of the animals, they must off each other til there's only 1 survivor. Survivor gets dumped on a remote island to finish the original sentence!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Gash in the Attic.

8 couples compete to win a prize, filmed in The Attic in Derby.

Round One - Whipping Post - The men are tied naked to a cross blindfold and each of the women has a chance to spank, whip, or run nails down them for 10 seconds. If the man correctly guesses his partner they go through. Guess wrong and you get a strike. The 4 couples that guess with the fewest strikes go to the next round.

Round 2 - Glory Holes - All 4 men hang through the glory holes and all 4 women suck each cock in a random order for 30 seconds. If the man correctly guesses his partner they go through. Guess wrong and you get a strike. The 2 couples that guess with the fewest strikes go to the next round.

Round 3 - Gash In The Attic - Both women lie in Czech glory hole, legs held up in straps and blindfolded, both men get 3 goes each in a random order for 30 seconds to lick both pussys. Both guess who is licking them until one gets it wrong.

The final winner gets the sit in the middle of all 8 men and get a bukkake finish and £1000 cash prize.

If that was on Amazon Prime I would subscribe the fuck out of it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whose Line Is It Anyway?: Drug addled celebs compete in gruelling tasks and get fighting over 5 grams of ‘celebrity sherbet’…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Take Me Out: Contestants are provided with high powered sniper rifles and get to take pot shots at Paddy McGuinness….who is tied to a post….six feet away

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Jails are a bit full.

Who loves you and who do you love ?

It’s time to start running.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting a show where Chris Tarrant gets held hostage by Fern Britton.

I'm calling it Britton's Got Tarrant

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Along the lines of Through the Keyhole, we could have celebrities undergo a colonoscopy (camera up the bum) and we could guess the celebrity from certain features and observations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring back Sue Barker I say

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Influencer death match

over opinionated pointless internet cockwombles are pitted against each other to the death.

Slowly whittled down down to the final two, the winner is given 15 minutes of fame to stroke their ego, before being charged with multiple murders and executed in public- with a large internet audience, just as they'd like

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Have I Got Nudes For You: Ian ‘Perma-smirk’ Hislop and Paul Merton share pictures of each others partners in a state of undress whilst making tired political references, as the audience of morons try their best to muster a laugh.

Each week a different and frankly, successively unfunny presenter hosts proceedings whilst reading poor jokes awkwardly from an autocue.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Bring back Sue Barker I say "

A question of watersports?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Family Misfortunes: Two families go head to head and must deplete the opposing family’s numbers by bumping them off in as creative a manner as conceivable. Bonus points are awarded for the sneakiness and ingenuity of the murders i.e Cutting the cars break pipes is worth a solid 50 points whereas a simple whack over the bonce with a baseball bat is not worth a thing.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Through the keyhole.. Where cuckolds watch their partners being satisfied.. As they pop their load they are kicked off until only 1 is left. And wins the clean up duties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this one thought out for years

It’s a parody on come dine with me called come swing with me

Split between tv or normal streaming platforms like youtube and such and hub or hamster or something like that

You have 4 constants

And one rator

You can ither apply to be a rator but don’t win the show your prize is 4 glory’s night off fun and michefe

Or you can be a contestant and win a trophy and be crowed best swimming host

And go in to the grand finals at the end off the season to be crowned the ultimate swingers host

Each season would feature a different

Sex and sexualy off raters and contestants

So ie the first season could be woman raters and male contestants

Next Season could be couples rator with female contestants

And the next season could be tv rator with male contestants

Then the next could be male rator with female contestants

And so forth

If your a rator

You can do them all in the one week or space them out though out the 4 weeks

Weekly episode release on a Saturday so as long as next weeks episode is done a week head for editing and such then all is golden

Basically the game is

The rator gose and has a night off being wined and dinner and games with the competitors witch will be aired on YouTube or tv

And then afterwards it’s took to the bedroom for a wild night witch will be filmed and put on hub and hamster

Then rator rates them on a 10 scale in category

Category’s are dinner entertainment and sex

For a total off 30 points

The winner off that week then gose in to the grand finals

Whare they will face off against 3 other sub show winners

With a special gust rator “pornstar” to complete for the trophy off ultment swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and 2 of Fab's sexiest women. Fastest finger first

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Rob Manuel had all the best ideas.

"Tash or Gash" - is that Tom Selleck's lip ferret or Katie Price's beaver?

"Man Milk or Moo Milk" - can you tell a facial from a messy milk drinker?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Rob Manuel had all the best ideas.

"Tash or Gash" - is that Tom Selleck's lip ferret or Katie Price's beaver?

"Man Milk or Moo Milk" - can you tell a facial from a messy milk drinker?

Katie prices beaver... I want to say something but.... No discretion is better.

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