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The Secret to a Long Life Is..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Worlds oldest known person passed away yesterday at 118. Nun Lucile Randon had entered a Convent in 1940 and died in her sleep. She even survived Covid in 2021.

So stop fucking you deviants ! You'll thank me in 50 years time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A convent? I'd rather die young(er)

Not anytime soon though, too much fucking to be done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that made me laugh. 118 years old, but how many years of excitement, adrenaline fuelled fun, and feeling totally alive has she had.

I wouldn't want to be a nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I still wank ?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

The secret to a long life is not to die. That’s a scientifically proven fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I still wank ? "

I believe Convents are famous for their vegetable gardens

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nah, I'm fine dying in my fifties if I've truly lived and fucked.

Sometimes I realise that the majority on here are already middle aged so your suggestion might be considered.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

What is death if you accept energy can’t be destroyed but it can change form - is death just a construct to explain how we change from one energy type to another… and also cutting down saturated fat!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

She felt her life had purpose in serving God and not herself. I'm glad she went peacefully.

It isn't a life i'd want to lead but she did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun story, before I found Fab I was in Leadership in a church and had spent over two years entirely celibate, nothing at all. Two years was long enough.

I was very peaceful though, tbf.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

That's not a long life, that's a very slow death.

I'd rather have an average life well-lived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i made my peace with death a long time ago, why would i want to wait until im 118-odd?

just a waiting game... might as well try and live in the meantime. Px

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"if i made my peace with death a long time ago, why would i want to wait until im 118-odd?

just a waiting game... might as well try and live in the meantime. Px "

Bless you my child - now bend over and try not to say oh god im coming for the next 4 hrs - i dare you!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Nah, I'm fine dying in my fifties if I've truly lived and fucked.

Sometimes I realise that the majority on here are already middle aged so your suggestion might be considered."

I'd say fucking is easy to find and biologically driven. It's certainly not a necessity to 'truly living'. I can see that is dependent on what 'truly living' is to each individual. What is life or more to the point what is 'living'.

I've always said .... If I can't have the company of others that I like, if I can't dance, sing, walk or laugh then i'm ready to go .... No dribbling and piddling and being spoonfed for me thanks .... that's not living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a medical fact that regular sex is good for your physical and mental health….. not unprotected sex with lots of partners obviously, the itching alone would make you want to die (according to a friend).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She felt her life had purpose in serving God and not herself. I'm glad she went peacefully.

It isn't a life i'd want to lead but she did. "

I agree GC. Thr best any of us can do is live a life true to our own principles and I'm sure she did that.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Meh, until somebody becomes immortal, I'm not impressed.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"if i made my peace with death a long time ago, why would i want to wait until im 118-odd?

just a waiting game... might as well try and live in the meantime. Px "

It may have been a very fulfilling life for her. Possibly more so than others.

Just because some people's ambition and fulfillment comes from fucking strangers, it's not for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't fancy living until that age myself

I bet happiness helps

Miss S x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What is death if you accept energy can’t be destroyed but it can change form - is death just a construct to explain how we change from one energy type to another… and also cutting down saturated fat!!! "

Todge........... the energy from my form following my death won't return as me . ffs ... I could end up being your penis extension!!! and I want my new form to get good usage !

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Meh, until somebody becomes immortal, I'm not impressed. "

Im immoral and that’s pretty close!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"What is death if you accept energy can’t be destroyed but it can change form - is death just a construct to explain how we change from one energy type to another… and also cutting down saturated fat!!!

Todge........... the energy from my form following my death won't return as me . ffs ... I could end up being your penis extension!!! and I want my new form to get good usage ! "

You stole my dream!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nah, I'm fine dying in my fifties if I've truly lived and fucked.

Sometimes I realise that the majority on here are already middle aged so your suggestion might be considered.

I'd say fucking is easy to find and biologically driven. It's certainly not a necessity to 'truly living'. I can see that is dependent on what 'truly living' is to each individual. What is life or more to the point what is 'living'.

I've always said .... If I can't have the company of others that I like, if I can't dance, sing, walk or laugh then i'm ready to go .... No dribbling and piddling and being spoonfed for me thanks .... that's not living."

I didn't say it was a necessity to truly living. Hence the 'and' to indicate they are two separate things "truly lived" AND "fucked".

You're right, it's clearly an individual thing. I didn't feel the need to elaborate on what truly living to me looks like, it's an ever transient thing, with slight shifts as the years go on.

I can respect that people find meaning in different things, clearly the woman in the OP did.

For me personally, where I am now? I'm enjoying the pleasure my body brings, the fact I can move it, love it, dance with it. Love with it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay Meli ..... thanks.

I didn't say that you said that i said...

I was responding to you but I speaking for myself.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It is a medical fact that regular sex is good for your physical and mental health….. not unprotected sex with lots of partners obviously, the itching alone would make you want to die (according to a friend).

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Imagine how old she'd have been if she was having lots of regular sex.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"It is a medical fact that regular sex is good for your physical and mental health….. not unprotected sex with lots of partners obviously, the itching alone would make you want to die (according to a friend).

Imagine how old she'd have been if she was having lots of regular sex. "

118

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does being a celibate, teetotal, vegetarian make you live longer ?

No, it just feels like it.

(copyright G.Marx)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My family is pretty long lived on both sides, everyone has made it to their 80s among my Grandparents, one made it to 90 and one to 89. They lived very varied lives so I don't think there's as much science to it as we think.

On my Dad's side, the Jewish line are very long lived for the past nearly 200yrs - most lived into their 70s, many made 80s and it was only WW2 that put a stop to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if i made my peace with death a long time ago, why would i want to wait until im 118-odd?

just a waiting game... might as well try and live in the meantime. Px "

I am sure that there are a few of us that think you would look hot dressed as a nun

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Life is meant to be lived not endured, although sometimes difficult to enjoy life

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd rather have lots of sex and die in 10 years from now

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"It is a medical fact that regular sex is good for your physical and mental health….. not unprotected sex with lots of partners obviously, the itching alone would make you want to die (according to a friend).

Imagine how old she'd have been if she was having lots of regular sex. "

Maybe she did..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To keep breathing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It is a medical fact that regular sex is good for your physical and mental health….. not unprotected sex with lots of partners obviously, the itching alone would make you want to die (according to a friend).

Imagine how old she'd have been if she was having lots of regular sex.

Maybe she did..?

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She became a nun in her 40s so it's very possible that she may have had carnal relations prior to entering the convent.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Life is meant to be lived not endured, although sometimes difficult to enjoy life "

Endurance - my middle name.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It is a medical fact that regular sex is good for your physical and mental health….. not unprotected sex with lots of partners obviously, the itching alone would make you want to die (according to a friend).

Imagine how old she'd have been if she was having lots of regular sex.

Maybe she did..?

She became a nun in her 40s so it's very possible that she may have had carnal relations prior to entering the convent....."

Uncle and auntie carnal

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