FabSwingers.com forum: The worst thing…

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

… to wear to a social.

I’ll kick us off with balaclava.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wellie Boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink shorts and a sombrero

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Jimmy saville shellsuit

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Dirty Mac..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strapon

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Birthday suit

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Crocs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip flops with socks

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A Parker zipped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A suit.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Stained underwear..

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Grey joggers

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

A blood drenched boiler suit and a hockey mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump's wig

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

A mankini

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Grey joggers"

I love guys in Grey joggers especially if they are commando..

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Laughed out loud at all of these!!!

Keep em comin

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Grey joggers

I love guys in Grey joggers especially if they are commando..

Many women do. They just make me think prison uniform or chav. Neither of which is attractive to me.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

I met one guy who was wearing Purple Courderoy trousers..

Totally put me off..

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Grey joggers

I love guys in Grey joggers especially if they are commando..

Many women do. They just make me think prison uniform or chav. Neither of which is attractive to me."

Fair point

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I met one guy who was wearing Purple Courderoy trousers..

Totally put me off.."

They sound great, I would totally wear those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electronic ankle tag

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

One of these elephants face g string Willy warmers

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By *eregrinosCouple
over a year ago

chorley

R needs a new wardrobe after reading this

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

If this list above was bingo I would have called 'house' by now!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

So tempted to turn up at my next social wearing all the above!!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I met one guy who was wearing Purple Courderoy trousers..

Totally put me off..

They sound great, I would totally wear those."

I reckon I would like someone willing to wear purple cords... shows individuality. I like people who are comfortable in their own skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bridget Jones Pants in case you get lucky!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A suit.

I LOVE how incompatible we are. It's hilariously perfect. Like matter meeting antimatter.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"I met one guy who was wearing Purple Courderoy trousers..

Totally put me off..

They sound great, I would totally wear those.

I reckon I would like someone willing to wear purple cords... shows individuality. I like people who are comfortable in their own skin."

Valid point...

However I prefer Denim or Leather..

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

A diaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bridget Jones Pants in case you get lucky! "

Oooo you can definitely

Retro lingerie

Or high waisted thongs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I can’t think of anything tbh. As long as you’re wearing what you want to wear then go for it. I’ll be comfortable chatting even if you were wearing wellies with your mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An SS uniform

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"An SS uniform "

Thank you Prince Harry!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I met a guy wearing mustard cords he was very posh

On the third date he stripped of wearing a white vest and matching yfronts and wanted me to squash him. I never met him again

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I can’t think of anything tbh. As long as you’re wearing what you want to wear then go for it. I’ll be comfortable chatting even if you were wearing wellies with your mankini

*Goes on Amazon for a less frayed mankini

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Lynx Africa

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Someone else's dentures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bomber jacket with

"live to line dance" sewed in thr back

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A condom

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Nazi uniform perhaps prince harry didn't get the memo . given his families history .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An SS uniform

Thank you Prince Harry!"

Ssssshhhh, Megan ordered, I mean demanded, I mean insisted I wear it

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"I met a guy wearing mustard cords he was very posh

On the third date he stripped of wearing a white vest and matching yfronts and wanted me to squash him. I never met him again "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camouflage.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Dirty pants...... Cmon

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A yellowing bri-nylon shirt, grey slacks pulled up high with a belt tightly buckled and a comedy the which plays an amusing tune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grey joggers

I love guys in Grey joggers especially if they are commando..

Many women do. They just make me think prison uniform or chav. Neither of which is attractive to me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matching Adidas tracksuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latex... Sweat rivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mankini

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A stained string vest, Rab C Nesbitt style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A stained string vest, Rab C Nesbitt style!"

I’ve just changed my wardrobe for our date.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Sandals with socks, not a good look.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"A stained string vest, Rab C Nesbitt style!

I’ve just changed my wardrobe for our date.

Now I really can't wait!!

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Crocs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clothes that you were wearing for the three previous days !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A suit.

I LOVE how incompatible we are. It's hilariously perfect. Like matter meeting antimatter."

Fuck now?

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Lonsdale trainers and baseball cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bomber jacket with

"live to line dance" sewed in thr back"

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By *old_steelMan
over a year ago

Taff's well

Damn, I'll need tomgo back to the drawing board now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lynx Africa "

The smell of teen disappointment

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

[Removed by poster at 18/01/23 06:29:57]

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Wolf fleece , black leggings and Iceland carrier bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From experience a remote controlled love egg.

And a partner with a sadistic side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From experience a remote controlled love egg.

And a partner with a sadistic side!"

This sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell suit or grey joggers

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

"From experience a remote controlled love egg.

And a partner with a sadistic side!"

We did this other night, the control app froze and the egg was stuck on max, Mrs had to dash to toilet

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

So the 1000 wash grey Y-fronts and matching vest with yellow and other unidentifiable stains was a mistake.

Who knew?

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Timewaster s. And all the pictures hunters and talkers on here.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Animal-headed onesie

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"A suit.

I LOVE how incompatible we are. It's hilariously perfect. Like matter meeting antimatter.

Fuck now?

NO! We owe it to humanity never to let the beams cross.

Besides, I'd be cleaning your vomit from my exquisitely tailored shoulders every few seconds, and that kind of thing palls after a while.

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