FabSwingers.com forum: lets play 2 truthes 1 lie

By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Mine

Number one.

I can make a woman cum on command without even touching her or even her touching herself and without toy or any other devise.

Number two I have seen the end of the rainbow and touched it.

Number 3. I'm over six foot tall have tattoos and a six pack .

Which is the lie .also tell the group your 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to

I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants

I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis

My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to

I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants

I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis

My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace "

So that the whole point they may be

all hard to belive but I assure you

two of them are in fact true .

As for yours its a toss up between

Jamie Lee and buckingham palace

To be honest im not sure .

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have done a gig to over 2500 people.

My extended family own the Moulin Rouge.

I have had anal sex

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have done a gig to over 2500 people.

My extended family own the Moulin Rouge.

I have had anal sex"

I'll leave others to pick that one I'll give my answer to which of mine is the lie at the end of the thread .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I attended music school

My mum was a model in the 60s

I have a ferret called Margot

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I attended music school

My mum was a model in the 60s

I have a ferret called Margot"

Margot the lie? X

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

"I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x"

I reckon 13 years is the lie

1. Charlotte Bronte's father baptised my 3x great grandmother

2. When I stick my tongue out, it's longer than my thumb

3. I lost my virginity at 22.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to guess you swam the channel is the lie purely based on the fact I cant swim lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I attended music school

My mum was a model in the 60s

I have a ferret called Margot

Margot the lie? X"

Yup...You win a choccie biccie xx

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By *iam3434Man
over a year ago

birmingham

I have dj'd at Glastonbury

I do stand up comedy

I have met the Queen

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Mine

Number one.

I can make a woman cum on command without even touching her or even her touching herself and without toy or any other devise.

Number two I have seen the end of the rainbow and touched it.

Number 3. I'm over six foot tall have tattoos and a six pack .

Which is the lie .also tell the group your 3."

I'm going for number 3

Mine....

1. In my youth I once fought a traveller for money in front of a crowd of 200 and won.

2. I have survived being in a coma

3. I can run 100m to Olympic standards

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.

I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.

One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to

I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants

I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis

My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace "

I would say No. 1 was the lie, since human combustion hasn't been proven as yet.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x"

I would say 2 - swam the channel.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. I once worked the stand up comedy circuit for a short time.

2. I led a community initiative that helped women with their deportment but anyone could attend if they wished.

3. One of the above statements is a lie.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Some great one s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.

I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.

One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group."

Number 3

I have made out with a soap star

I have sucked a cock

I love cheese

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.

I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.

One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group.

Number 3

I have made out with a soap star

I have sucked a cock

I love cheese "

Wrong, sorry to say! It's No. 2 - I've never served behind a bar in all my life!

For your one - I'll guess at No. 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in:

1) I played rugby union for a professional rugby team

2) A pop star has seen me naked

3) I own a triumph bonnerville and I don’t even have a driving licence

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x

I reckon 13 years is the lie

1. Charlotte Bronte's father baptised my 3x great grandmother

2. When I stick my tongue out, it's longer than my thumb

3. I lost my virginity at 22."

Wrong I was for 13 years! I think the virginity is the lie x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I am going to guess you swam the channel is the lie purely based on the fact I cant swim lol"

Correct but I am a good swimmer x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x

I would say 2 - swam the channel."

correct x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.

I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.

One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group."

The train carriage a lie? X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I have dj'd at Glastonbury

I do stand up comedy

I have met the Queen "

Meeting the Queen a lie? X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I’m in:

1) I played rugby union for a professional rugby team

2) A pop star has seen me naked

3) I own a triumph bonnerville and I don’t even have a driving licence "

Number 2? X

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

"I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x

I reckon 13 years is the lie

1. Charlotte Bronte's father baptised my 3x great grandmother

2. When I stick my tongue out, it's longer than my thumb

3. I lost my virginity at 22.

Wrong I was for 13 years! I think the virginity is the lie x"

13 years?! Wow, impressive (assuming it was out of choice)

Nope, #3's disappointingly accurate

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Mine

Number one.

I can make a woman cum on command without even touching her or even her touching herself and without toy or any other devise.

Number two I have seen the end of the rainbow and touched it.

Number 3. I'm over six foot tall have tattoos and a six pack .

Which is the lie .also tell the group your 3."

All three

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.

I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.

One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group.

The train carriage a lie? X"

Nope! No. 2 is the lie. I've never served behind a bar in all my life.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

1 I have competed in 3 marathons

2 I was a model on MTVs Headbangers Ball

3 My 6th form band regularly had a West end and pop star join us for backing vocals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in:

1) I played rugby union for a professional rugby team

2) A pop star has seen me naked

3) I own a triumph bonnerville and I don’t even have a driving licence

Number 2? X"

No 3

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Mine

Number one.

I can make a woman cum on command without even touching her or even her touching herself and without toy or any other devise.

Number two I have seen the end of the rainbow and touched it.

Number 3. I'm over six foot tall

have tattoos and a six pack .

Which is the lie .also tell the group

your 3.

All three

Nope two are true .

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By *iam3434Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I have dj'd at Glastonbury

I do stand up comedy

I have met the Queen

Meeting the Queen a lie? X"

Damn! You win

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

1 - I have a 3 legged dog called Legolas.

2 - My entire chest of drawers that should be clothes is just full of tentacles and flogging equipment.

3 - I lost my virginity at an orgy.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I have dj'd at Glastonbury

I do stand up comedy

I have met the Queen

Meeting the Queen a lie? X

Damn! You win

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Legolas has got to be lie .too good to be true .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this on my profile already.

1) I have had breakfast with Johnny Cash?

2) I have an irrational fear of airplane toilets, so I need to hold it in any time I go on a flight?

3) I knew Ewan McGregor's granny and we used to talk about all the new movies he was making?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to

I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants

I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis

My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace

So that the whole point they may be

all hard to belive but I assure you

two of them are in fact true .

As for yours its a toss up between

Jamie Lee and buckingham palace

To be honest im not sure ."

I wasn't saying otherwise

The lie was about Jamie Lee

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Legolas has got to be lie .too good to be true ."

Lego is true. I often have people hear me call him and tell me I'm cruel for calling him Leggo, it's a good face when I tell them his actual name is Legolas haha.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Then I hope lost vicinity at an orgy is the lie as I do like a talented Lady .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That wasn't me it was predictive text changed virginity.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Then I hope lost vicinity at an orgy is the lie as I do like a talented Lady ."

Third time lucky?

Only half of my giant chest of drawers is tentacles and floggers haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I retired aged 55

2. It's impossible to find a women on this site

3. I have a 10 inch dick

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Then I hope lost vicinity at an orgy is the lie as I do like a talented Lady .

Third time lucky?

Only half of my giant chest of drawers is tentacles and floggers

haha."

Half good enough lol.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"1. I retired aged 55

2. It's impossible to find a women on this site

3. I have a 10 inch dick "

10" dick a lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I retired aged 55

2. It's impossible to find a women on this site

3. I have a 10 inch dick

10" dick a lie?

Caught me

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I started 3 businesses one is a lie.

1-Manufacturing 4WD replacement parts in NZ

2-Tech In UK

3- Hand made gold&silver in UAE

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"1. I retired aged 55

2. It's impossible to find a women on this site

3. I have a 10 inch dick "

The lie has to be 3.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I started 3 businesses one is a lie.

1-Manufacturing 4WD replacement parts in NZ

2-Tech In UK

3- Hand made gold&silver in UAE"

Based on the location status

I'm guessing number 2 the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I like older females with big boobs

2. I like older females with big boobs

3. I don't like older females with big boobs

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"1. I like older females with big boobs

2. I like older females with big boobs

3. I don't like older females with big boobs"

God that a hard one to guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not broken a bone in my body

I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.

I need two new knee's

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have not broken a bone in my body

I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.

I need two new knee's "

Got to be number1 wonko is the lie

But then its you do we never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have not broken a bone in my body

I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.

I need two new knee's

Got to be number1 wonko is the lie

But then its you do we never know"

No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not fully broken

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have not broken a bone in my body

I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.

I need two new knee's

Got to be number1 wonko is the lie

But then its you do we never know

No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not fully broken"

Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have not broken a bone in my body

I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.

I need two new knee's

Got to be number1 wonko is the lie

But then its you do we never know

No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not fully broken

Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then "

Yup only need one replaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have not broken a bone in my body

I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.

I need two new knee's

Got to be number1 wonko is the lie

But then its you do we never know

No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not fully broken

Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then

Yup only need one replaced "

Well at this point in time

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have not broken a bone in my body

I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.

I need two new knee's

Got to be number1 wonko is the lie

But then its you do we never know

No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not

fully broken

Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then

Yup only need one replaced

Well at this point in time "

I love that you disqualified my entry in your thread the other day .

They say revenge Is a dish best served cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have not broken a bone in my body

I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.

I need two new knee's

Got to be number1 wonko is the lie

But then its you do we never know

No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not

fully broken

Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then

Yup only need one replaced

Well at this point in time

I love that you disqualified my entry in your thread the other day .

They say revenge Is a dish best served cold."

It was a bit of fun

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I started 3 businesses one is a lie.

1-Manufacturing 4WD replacement parts in NZ

2-Tech In UK

3- Hand made gold&silver in UAE

Based on the location status

I'm guessing number 2 the lie "

Nope, 3. It’s expensive/hard to get a licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 more

1) backed packed from Europe to Australia

2) I’ve delivered 35 babies

3) i used to work in a Wild West themed bar and wore leather chaps

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" 3 more

1) backed packed from Europe to Australia

2) I’ve delivered 35 babies

3) i used to work in a Wild West

themed bar and wore leather

chaps"

The lie you've not delivered 35 babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 3 more

1) backed packed from Europe to Australia

2) I’ve delivered 35 babies

3) i used to work in a Wild West

themed bar and wore leather

chaps

The lie you've not delivered 35 babies"

It’s No1 I have only backpacked through Europe

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

1. Gary Lineker gave me a Blue Peter badge

2. I have lived on every continent

3. I appeared in the film 1917

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I was a professional guitar player for 25 years

I have written or co written 4 uk top 10 hits

My piano was once played by John Legend at a party

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

I'm going to say number 2, and guessing the number will be higher than 4?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I'm going to say number 2, and guessing the number will be higher than 4?"

^ who let Sherlock Holmes play???^

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

But what's the true number?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

OK, here are mine...

1) Kevin Keegan's mum was a carer at the old folks home my late great uncle lived at

2) I lost out on joining Thin Lizzy to John Sykes

3) I have appeared on stage with Eddie and the Hot Rods

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

2 is false - that was me

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"2 is false - that was me

Well spotted, although it's almost true. I met Phil Lynott shortly after the bass player had left my then band, he was also the main vocalist. I offered Phil the job but he was too busy with Thin Lizzy to take on a side project!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"2 is false - that was me

I think they peaked around Live & Dangerous and saw Them with Snowy White & John after that - The Thunder & Lightning tour and they were stunning and Johns Playing was electrifying. I think John was the first to match Gary Moores ability.

Did you release work around then?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Did you release work around then? "

Unfortunately not. Most of the bands I was in played mainly covers round the pub/club circuit. In that particular band over 50 per cent of the set was our own numbers. The bass player was the main vocalist, he let me sing some of the covers. I tried to persuade him to write his lyrics down so we could look at publishers, but he refused. The only recordings were done on his 8 track portastudio. When he quit the band he kept the tapes. The rest of us drifted apart a few months later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then mine are. 1 I'm married. 2 I've been a millionaire. 3 I've kissed Sharon Davies and asked her for a date.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to

I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants

I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis

My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace "

I thinks its Jamie Lee Curtis is the fake one.

When did your Granny work at BP?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x"

I don't think you were celibate for 13 years

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x

I don't think you were celibate for 13 years"

Yup I was x

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I was celibate for 13 years

I've swam the channel

Was bought up a naturist x

I don't think you were celibate for 13 years

Yup I was x"

Then it's the channel! Because you have told me about the naturist part of your life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.

I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.

One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group.

Number 3

I have made out with a soap star

I have sucked a cock

I love cheese

Wrong, sorry to say! It's No. 2 - I've never served behind a bar in all my life!

For your one - I'll guess at No. 2?"

Nope 3

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Sorry ive been AWOL looking After my poorly sister so I've not been able read your contributions to the thread .I'll read now and coment on them .thanks for playing

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Mine

1. I enjoy being sucked by a man as much as I do a woman.

2. Making a playmate cum is as exciting as me cumming myself.

3. I used to fantasise about Lena Zavaroni.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

1. I snogged Keren from Bananarama in the studio.

2. Suzi Quatro asked me in the studio to choose a note for a song she was having trouble with.

3. I almost applied for a band position in Melody Maker at the age of 14, for a local band in Basildon. But I couldn't drive and they were a bit older than me. They went on to become Depeche Mode.

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