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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

God I'm so damn horny. I could go into the kitchen, just rip open the fridge and eat all the.....

Wait.....this is hungry. I'm hungry, not horny. I get these mixed up all the time, so sorry to waste your time everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you don't get those mixed up when hosting a dinner party. Salty salad dressing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you don't get those mixed up when hosting a dinner party. Salty salad dressing!

Someone out there is bound to have that kink

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hold on. Is this why I’ve been walking around the kitchen with a hardon? It’s just confusion? Thank fuck for that, I thought I was developing a domestic fetish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hold on. Is this why I’ve been walking around the kitchen with a hardon? It’s just confusion? Thank fuck for that, I thought I was developing a domestic fetish."

A good snack will sort you right out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you don't get those mixed up when hosting a dinner party. Salty salad dressing!

Someone out there is bound to have that kink

I don't doubt it! Lol.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Hold on. Is this why I’ve been walking around the kitchen with a hardon? It’s just confusion? Thank fuck for that, I thought I was developing a domestic fetish.

A good snack will sort you right out! "

He can have a Cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually I buy chipolatas but sometimes I pick up thick Cumberland sausages. I’ve no idea why.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hold on. Is this why I’ve been walking around the kitchen with a hardon? It’s just confusion? Thank fuck for that, I thought I was developing a domestic fetish.

A good snack will sort you right out!

He can have a Cookie

I'd quite like a cookie too

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I think you’re probably horngry OP

Happens to me all the time. Eat, have a wank

Works for me

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I was going to play with myself but after reading your post just had a banana instead and I feel so satisfied. Thanks for the heads up OP

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on. Is this why I’ve been walking around the kitchen with a hardon? It’s just confusion? Thank fuck for that, I thought I was developing a domestic fetish.

A good snack will sort you right out!

He can have a Cookie

I'd quite like a cookie too

A soggy biscuit?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"He can have a Cookie

This sort of talk isn’t helping the erection go down, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What i am, and what i am needs no excuses. Cmon everyone join in.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Love to watch a man tossing……….his salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I'm so damn horny. I could go into the kitchen, just rip open the fridge and eat all the.....

Wait.....this is hungry. I'm hungry, not horny. I get these mixed up all the time, so sorry to waste your time everyone "

Show me your nuts

See what you did! Made everyone hungry now

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

OP what you need is some toad in the hole….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love to watch a man tossing……….his salad

Doesn't that mean to lick out a bum hole? I'd like to see someone do that to themselves lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP what you need is some toad in the hole…. "

I've got the toad, anyone got a hole I can borrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to play with myself but after reading your post just had a banana instead and I feel so satisfied. Thanks for the heads up OP

Mrs "

You're welcome, glad I could be of service!

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