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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I could really go a nice lovely shag right now.

Not a dirty quick one by the skip in Morrisons car park.

No a nice lovely one, real fire, thick pile rug, lots of kissing and hugging.

That would be lovely.

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you treat me gently my love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone memtion Hobnob???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for it if the hobnobs are being shared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could really go a nice lovely shag right now.

Not a dirty quick one by the skip in Morrisons car park.

No a nice lovely one, real fire, thick pile rug, lots of kissing and hugging.

That would be lovely.

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me. "

What about by Morrisons bottle recycling bin, get our Rock's off n protect the planet in one foul act of debauchery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok lay down and let me bonce on it like a pogo stick

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Only if you treat me gently my love. "

Softly softly.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm up for it if the hobnobs are being shared. "

Oooh now I didn’t mention sharing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could really go a nice lovely shag right now.

Not a dirty quick one by the skip in Morrisons car park.

No a nice lovely one, real fire, thick pile rug, lots of kissing and hugging.

That would be lovely.

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me. "

Will you hold me afterwards?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sounds like a dust trap. No ta

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I could really go a nice lovely shag right now.

Not a dirty quick one by the skip in Morrisons car park.

No a nice lovely one, real fire, thick pile rug, lots of kissing and hugging.

That would be lovely.

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me.

What about by Morrisons bottle recycling bin, get our Rock's off n protect the planet in one foul act of debauchery "

That’s 3 o’clock Wednesday afternoon.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I could really go a nice lovely shag right now.

Not a dirty quick one by the skip in Morrisons car park.

No a nice lovely one, real fire, thick pile rug, lots of kissing and hugging.

That would be lovely.

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me.

Will you hold me afterwards? "

Definitely I’ll even loosen the ropes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm up for it if the hobnobs are being shared.

Oooh now I didn’t mention sharing. "

Lol, that's why I asked greedy!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sounds like a dust trap. No ta"

I’ve just hoovered.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Best I can offer is a bin fire at the back of Aldi and the rug of my unshaved fanny. I know you're tempted.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Best I can offer is a bin fire at the back of Aldi and the rug of my unshaved fanny. I know you're tempted."

You wouldn’t believe how tempted. My eyes have gone all googly.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I could really go a nice lovely shag right now.

Not a dirty quick one by the skip in Morrisons car park.

No a nice lovely one, real fire, thick pile rug, lots of kissing and hugging.

That would be lovely.

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me. "

I’m off for w wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could really go a nice lovely shag right now.

Not a dirty quick one by the skip in Morrisons car park.

No a nice lovely one, real fire, thick pile rug, lots of kissing and hugging.

That would be lovely.

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me.

What about by Morrisons bottle recycling bin, get our Rock's off n protect the planet in one foul act of debauchery

That’s 3 o’clock Wednesday afternoon. "

bring a pound for the trolley

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I could really go a nice lovely shag right now.

Not a dirty quick one by the skip in Morrisons car park.

No a nice lovely one, real fire, thick pile rug, lots of kissing and hugging.

That would be lovely.

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me.

I’m off for w wank! "

Have one for m me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes.

my place in 5, fiddles? Px

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"yes.

my place in 5, fiddles? Px "

Taxi.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Instead it looks like a cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob for me. "

...but the tea and chocolate hobnob sounds lush

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Awwww. Hugs.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Make it a pack of chocolate caramel digestives and I'm all yours

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey


"Only if you treat me gently my love. "

Ohhhh… now that is a sandwich I’d like to be the filling in

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