FabSwingers.com forum: Seal in Waitrose

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A wild seal from Essex has found his way into a lake in a place called Rochford in upmarket Essex. Reports that the seal has eaten over £3,000 worth of fish and is treating his stay as like being in free branch of Waitrose. Nobody can catch the bugger and speculation that he wont leave until the last fish is eaten. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Lets go clubbing?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"A wild seal from Essex has found his way into a lake in a place called Rochford in upmarket Essex. Reports that the seal has eaten over £3,000 worth of fish and is treating his stay as like being in free branch of Waitrose. Nobody can catch the bugger and speculation that he wont leave until the last fish is eaten. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news "

Is he using the sealf-service checkout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it mates with the walrus that was in Scarborough?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Wild? I bet it's furious about being stuck in Rochford

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Wild? I bet it's furious about being stuck in Rochford "

But Tom said the seal was from Essex. He is probably right at home.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Wild? I bet it's furious about being stuck in Rochford

But Tom said the seal was from Essex. He is probably right at home.

By 'he' I mean the seal. We know Tom is right at home in Essex.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I thought Seal lived in LA - but he shops

In Waitrose so must be a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets go clubbing?"

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Rochford seal has been named Nelson. He has one eye on the fish but Tom fears his weight is ballooning. They think he swam up a river on a very high tide and to be fair a seal can smell a meal at 1000 paces

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"The Rochford seal has been named Nelson. He has one eye on the fish but Tom fears his weight is ballooning. They think he swam up a river on a very high tide and to be fair a seal can smell a meal at 1000 paces"
lol a 1000 paces eh did you mean plaices?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets go clubbing?"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I bet he was a little bit "crazy"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Seal - A kiss from a (wait)rose

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Seal - A kiss from a (wait)rose "

I see what you did there that's a "killer" joke

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Seal - A kiss from a (wait)rose "

Clever

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Wild? I bet it's furious about being stuck in Rochford

But Tom said the seal was from Essex. He is probably right at home.

I've been to that Waitrose...its between the sea and Southend Airport. If its an Essex seal its probably stocking up before catching a flight to Marbs or Ibiza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wild? I bet it's furious about being stuck in Rochford

But Tom said the seal was from Essex. He is probably right at home.

I've been to that Waitrose...its between the sea and Southend Airport. If its an Essex seal its probably stocking up before catching a flight to Marbs or Ibiza "

Well Jel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes never gonna survive

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Rochford? Upmarket?

Come on, don’t tell lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a greedy little blubber..

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

If the seal is removed won't the lake start leaking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the seal is removed won't the lake start leaking?

good point!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Rochford? Upmarket?

Come on, don’t tell lies. "

It has all the benefits of Southend without being in it...

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

It's reported that it can be heard singing, "solitary brother "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m amazed he could afford to shop in Waitrose at all

I’m surprised nobody can catch Sealina, she’s not exactly sonic the hedgehog….

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Fish pace?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I have a vision of seal the singer chocking down fish in Waitrose..

blasting out we're all going to get a little bit crazy!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it mates with the walrus that was in Scarborough?"

These sea creatures all love publicity, I bet he's doing it on porpoise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He just went to pick up a p p p penguin

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Rochford? Upmarket?

Come on, don’t tell lies.

It has all the benefits of Southend without being in it...

The thought that Essex, per set, could be considered as in any way.... "up market" had me rolling around on the floor!

Nuke it.....could only make it more attractive

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"per se"......bloody autocorrect

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Rochford? Upmarket?

Come on, don’t tell lies.

It has all the benefits of Southend without being in it...

Southend has benefits? Surely you jest.

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By *ighlibidoCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

So he wants.....to be free....to live his life....the way he wants to live it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets go clubbing?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So he wants.....to be free....to live his life....the way he wants to live it."

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Rochford? Upmarket?

Come on, don’t tell lies.

It has all the benefits of Southend without being in it...

Southend has benefits? Surely you jest."

DWP benefits, or is that Jaywick?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm sure he's been seen with a SOUL or 2 in his mouth.

When does his streaming start?

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

They should have called him Adamski cos eating that much fish, he's clearly a Killer

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I don’t think he’s gonna survive.

It all sounds a little crazy to me..

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I don’t think he’s gonna survive.

It all sounds a little crazy to me.."

or maybe he thinks "this could be heaven"

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is no ordinary seal..

It's a Waitrose seal

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"This is no ordinary seal..

It's a Waitrose seal"

Black and shiny on the outside with a soft mellow delightful centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is no ordinary seal..

It's a Waitrose seal

Black and shiny on the outside with a soft mellow delightful centre."

This is no ordinary… surely that’s a Marks & Spencer advert… M&S wouldn’t do seals, they’d be doing Dolphins lol

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