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"A wild seal from Essex has found his way into a lake in a place called Rochford in upmarket Essex. Reports that the seal has eaten over £3,000 worth of fish and is treating his stay as like being in free branch of Waitrose. Nobody can catch the bugger and speculation that he wont leave until the last fish is eaten. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news " Is he using the sealf-service checkout? | |||
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"Wild? I bet it's furious about being stuck in Rochford " But Tom said the seal was from Essex. He is probably right at home. | |||
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"Wild? I bet it's furious about being stuck in Rochford But Tom said the seal was from Essex. He is probably right at home. " By 'he' I mean the seal. We know Tom is right at home in Essex. | |||
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"A wild seal from Essex has found his way into a lake in a place called Rochford in upmarket Essex. Reports that the seal has eaten over £3,000 worth of fish and is treating his stay as like being in free branch of Waitrose. Nobody can catch the bugger and speculation that he wont leave until the last fish is eaten. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news " Is it a hungry seal? We have one round here i suspect its a different one every time but its been named Sammy mainly see it in the summer months mind | |||
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"The Rochford seal has been named Nelson. He has one eye on the fish but Tom fears his weight is ballooning. They think he swam up a river on a very high tide and to be fair a seal can smell a meal at 1000 paces" lol a 1000 paces eh did you mean plaices? | |||
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"Seal - A kiss from a (wait)rose " I see what you did there that's a "killer" joke | |||
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"Seal - A kiss from a (wait)rose " Clever | |||
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"Wild? I bet it's furious about being stuck in Rochford But Tom said the seal was from Essex. He is probably right at home. " I've been to that Waitrose...its between the sea and Southend Airport. If its an Essex seal its probably stocking up before catching a flight to Marbs or Ibiza | |||
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"If the seal is removed won't the lake start leaking? " good point! | |||
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"Rochford? Upmarket? Come on, don’t tell lies. " It has all the benefits of Southend without being in it... . | |||
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"The Rochford seal has been named Nelson. He has one eye on the fish but Tom fears his weight is ballooning. They think he swam up a river on a very high tide and to be fair a seal can smell a meal at 1000 paces" Fish pace? | |||
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"Is it mates with the walrus that was in Scarborough?" These sea creatures all love publicity, I bet he's doing it on porpoise. | |||
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"Rochford? Upmarket? Come on, don’t tell lies. It has all the benefits of Southend without being in it... ." The thought that Essex, per set, could be considered as in any way.... "up market" had me rolling around on the floor! Nuke it.....could only make it more attractive | |||
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"Rochford? Upmarket? Come on, don’t tell lies. It has all the benefits of Southend without being in it... ." Southend has benefits? Surely you jest. | |||
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"So he wants.....to be free....to live his life....the way he wants to live it." | |||
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"Rochford? Upmarket? Come on, don’t tell lies. It has all the benefits of Southend without being in it... . Southend has benefits? Surely you jest." DWP benefits, or is that Jaywick? | |||
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"The Rochford seal has been named Nelson. He has one eye on the fish but Tom fears his weight is ballooning. They think he swam up a river on a very high tide and to be fair a seal can smell a meal at 1000 paceslol a 1000 paces eh did you mean plaices? " I'm sure he's been seen with a SOUL or 2 in his mouth. When does his streaming start? | |||
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"I don’t think he’s gonna survive. It all sounds a little crazy to me.." or maybe he thinks "this could be heaven" | |||
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"This is no ordinary seal.. It's a Waitrose seal" Black and shiny on the outside with a soft mellow delightful centre. | |||
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"This is no ordinary seal.. It's a Waitrose seal Black and shiny on the outside with a soft mellow delightful centre." This is no ordinary… surely that’s a Marks & Spencer advert… M&S wouldn’t do seals, they’d be doing Dolphins lol | |||
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