FabSwingers.com forum: I just saw a sign…

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

…at the side of the road that said “Last eggs before motorway”!

What silly signs have you seen?

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

No entry signs in car parks

99% of drivers don’t bother about then they ignore the double hatched line as well and if that wasn’t enough they completely ignore the big fucking arrows painted on the road pointing in the opposite direction

And then have the goul to shout abuse cos you happen to be going in the correct direction!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fifteen miles to the looooove shack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it opened up my eyes

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

"No one beats our meat." A sign we seen for a butcher shop while driving up to Northern Michigan.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Eye test while you wait. No shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask to see pictures of our erections!

On a scaffolders lorry.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Tim and faya park here, i mean swingersor what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be a car wash in town that had “best hand job in Chester” on its sign

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Big yellow sign at the side of the road "Cats eyes removed " poor kittys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way to work there's a sign on a building site that says "CAUTION: MEN AT WORK." I dunno why but always makes me smile.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Beaver liquor.... In beavercreek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slow children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the admin staff at my old place ordered a sign for the lift that said “do not use lift in case of fire”

She was meant to order “in case of fire do not use lift”

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

""No one beats our meat." A sign we seen for a butcher shop while driving up to Northern Michigan."

Loved this!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Ask to see pictures of our erections!

On a scaffolders lorry. "

Hahaha!!! I like it when people inject humour into life

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

For gynaecology use the rear entrance

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"There used to be a car wash in town that had “best hand job in Chester” on its sign "

Was it the car wash or a discreet alleyway to the side….?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one

Cats eyes removed.

The next one said

…mice very happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…at the side of the road that said “Last eggs before motorway”!

What silly signs have you seen?"

Slow children crossing.

They should bloody well learn to run then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a sign, but a public use defibrillator on the wall of the undertakers.......

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Not a sign, but a public use defibrillator on the wall of the undertakers......."

The ultimate irony!!!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"For gynaecology use the rear entrance "

Did you check the rear entrance for any other signs? Like ‘come in, we’re open” or “no entry!”

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"For gynaecology use the rear entrance

Did you check the rear entrance for any other signs? Like ‘come in, we’re open” or “no entry!”

Remove shoes before entry?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"And it opened up my eyes "

I think Harlot’s post deserved more credit here, to be honest. I laughed.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

For deliveries use other entrance

And a WhatsApp message of a plumbers van

U benders

Painted pink with rainbows in various places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There used to be a car wash in town that had “best hand job in Chester” on its sign "

I’ve seen that too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Window cleaning van - Mr Bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were hiking in the Highlands last June, we saw a board outside a pub with this hilarious statement chalked on it:

"Great home cooked food served here on Saturdays and Sundays, but not so great during the week, come and give us a try and see for yourself"

Needless to say, as it was a Wednesday, curiosity got the better of us, so we went in and it was near on full up, and yes, the food was excellent, even on a Wednesday! Just goes to show how something tongue in cheek like that catches your eye, and obviously does wonders for trade! So funny!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"When we were hiking in the Highlands last June, we saw a board outside a pub with this hilarious statement chalked on it:

"Great home cooked food served here on Saturdays and Sundays, but not so great during the week, come and give us a try and see for yourself"

Love this! I’ve seen some witty pub chalkboards over the years and it always makes me smile.

Ps never seen your profile before and it made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it opened up my eyes

I think Harlot’s post deserved more credit here, to be honest. I laughed."

I’m used to being both hilarious and widely ignored

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"And it opened up my eyes

I think Harlot’s post deserved more credit here, to be honest. I laughed.

I’m used to being both hilarious and widely ignored

Oh! I only just got this!! Der….

I should have expected a lyric

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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago

leeds

"slow children

Hahhahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside Mexican restaurant: The customer is always wrong.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Danger falling masonry, it was on a viaduct. The only issue was, that you had to walk up close to the sign to read it.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

On the gents toilet door on our floor ay work s few years ago...

"These facilities are currently out of order. Please use another floor"

Maybe they should have provided a mop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inside Mexican restaurant: The customer is always wrong.

That's rather chilli.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"On the gents toilet door on our floor ay work s few years ago...

"These facilities are currently out of order. Please use another floor"

Maybe they should have provided a mop

I wish you were telling us someone had done just that!!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

local hospital has a sign for the mortuary by the roadside,

which is next to the maternity department,

somebody has written hatch or dispatch? on it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sofa King, where prices are Sofa King low

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Sofa King, where prices are Sofa King low"

Brilliant marketing

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Outside a Lancashire hospital years ago..

Guard dogs operating in this area

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

On an exit door to a shop

" beware of steps "

Someone had scrawled in marker " why whats H done now :

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"On an exit door to a shop

" beware of steps "

Someone had scrawled in marker " why whats H done now : "

This made me laugh!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

There's a sign in Norfolk for The Secret Nuclear Bunker lmao

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

There is a great sign on the wall of a bar I often go to in Leeds, that reads “BEWARE PICKPOCKETS. And. LOOSE WOMEN “

Then beneath that in small print :

New Orleans Police Dept.

I love it!

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

It was 25 years ago but I was in southern Ireland and the road signs said (slow,slower,stop)

Please tell me someone has seen them !

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Pub menu chalk board

Tracy has crabs again hooray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go to Lincoln and stand by the river there is a footpath goes under a bridge and there is a large sign saying Gloryhole. Been called that for centuries apparently

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Near Lewes, Sussex

"The Cock Inn, "parking in rear" is a fave

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By *hat Guy with the RopesMan
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull

A B road off the A1 on the way to Guisely...

Cat's Eyes Removed.....

A little cruel, but if it eases the conjestion.....

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

On a bin: "Empty when full"

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Not a sign but bought a bag of potatoes a few month back and it had cooking instructions on, how thick is this country getting.

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

"I saw one

Cats eyes removed.

The next one said

…mice very happy.

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution, hot" on any coffee cup always gets me thinking, "yh, no shit!"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Clearly British sarcasm at its finest.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop... Hammer Time

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

I saw a sign that read

"Vote Tory"

I ain't that gullible.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Best one I saw was .."nice clucking eggs"

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

In a jewelery shop window - ears pierced while you wait.

Winston

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

In Germany, and offered in 4 languages -

Next to a WC: This water is non-potable

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By *hevycummerTV/TS
over a year ago

wirral

Years ago in Buxton , upon reopening a kebab shop had 3 signs..

1. Reopening

2. Under new Management

3. NO MORE RATS !

I swerved it.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I saw the sign and it opened up my mind

And I am happy now

Living without you

I've left you, oh oh oh

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By *969Jay6969Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

WET PAINT,this is not an instruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside a Thai Massage Shop.

Full Body Massage.....

£50

Including Head

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Sign in a freshly painted toilet

WET PAINT,this is not an instruction "

Hahaha so tempting….!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Outside a Thai Massage Shop.

Full Body Massage.....

£50

Including Head "

A single entendre I believe

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

A Church in Liverpool...

"What would you do if Jesus Christ came to Liverpool?"

Underneath Someone had written "Move Ian St John to outside right."

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

If your dog fouls the park please pick it up..

Have you tried picking up a St Bernard

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A Church in Liverpool...

"What would you do if Jesus Christ came to Liverpool?"

Underneath Someone had written "Move Ian St John to outside right.""

Crikey that must be an old sign!!!

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