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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can the admissions officer please contact me I wish to apply for membership

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Good luck with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck with that "

It's worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Membership is closed for 2023 Wonko, sorry.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Can the admissions officer please contact me I wish to apply for membership "

Sorry, we’re full for single men at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh well guess I will try again next millennium

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

You have been placed in the reserve list, we will notify you once a position comes free.

Please check your inbox and reply within 10 minutes.

If we don't receive your confirmation your place will be forfeited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well guess I will try again next millennium "

If you could persuade five hotties to go Unlos then we might have a vacancy.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I feel like if I say anything the whole chat stops! So sorry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Wonky my boy, as the longest serving member of the forums non-clique I will grant you the key to the forums.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I feel like if I say anything the whole chat stops! So sorry "

You mean nobody replies after you? That happens to a lot of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonky my boy, as the longest serving member of the forums non-clique I will grant you the key to the forums.

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I already bypassed the electronic fingerprint lock so I'm good

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath


"I feel like if I say anything the whole chat stops! So sorry

You mean nobody replies after you? That happens to a lot of us "

Thanks

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Are you in the top 20% of men though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you in the top 20% of men though? "

Bottom 1% at best

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Wonky my boy, as the longest serving member of the forums non-clique I will grant you the key to the forums.

I already bypassed the electronic fingerprint lock so I'm good"

Are you armed with cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot confirm or deny the existence of such club...

Rule no.1 - We don't talk about the clique

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath


"I feel like if I say anything the whole chat stops! So sorry

You mean nobody replies after you? That happens to a lot of us "

But it still feels pretty shit! I'm only trying so I'm not grumpy about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonky my boy, as the longest serving member of the forums non-clique I will grant you the key to the forums.

I already bypassed the electronic fingerprint lock so I'm good

Are you armed with cake?"

Yes. All types except jaffa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like if I say anything the whole chat stops! So sorry

You mean nobody replies after you? That happens to a lot of us

But it still feels pretty shit! I'm only trying so I'm not grumpy about it!"

Keep at it it does get easier

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I feel like if I say anything the whole chat stops! So sorry

You mean nobody replies after you? That happens to a lot of us

But it still feels pretty shit! I'm only trying so I'm not grumpy about it!"

I don't deny that. I was just opening up a conversation with you because that sometimes leads to others joining in and you gradually become more involved.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

The Clique is cunning. Ever-shifting, manifold, Protean. As soon as one non-member penetrates its secrets, it transforms and reappears elsewhere, utterly unrecognisable except to the Initiate Cognoscenti.

'They' don't want you to know this. But someone had to tell the truth. Even if the next time you see me is when my legless trunk is found in a suitcase, floating downriver.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them..."

Took me ages to work out the last one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them..."

I did 17 tasks already

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

Took me ages to work out the last one.

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You are one of the few Nanna. I hope you like the lapel pin.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

I did 17 tasks already "

You're a third of the way there then. Keep going Wonko the wonkiest of wonks. You will achieve the elevated position of junior clique member eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

Took me ages to work out the last one.

You are one of the few Nanna. I hope you like the lapel pin. "

They are cool, Mistypeaks made them

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

Took me ages to work out the last one.

You are one of the few Nanna. I hope you like the lapel pin.

They are cool, Mistypeaks made them "

Sssshhhhh

Nobody is meant to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

I did 17 tasks already "

That is th ebig mistake, completing 17 dasks automatically means you have failed on secret requirement on.

You will now have to reboot but get in to the Bios and search for the secret code there to have any chance of joining in the next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

Took me ages to work out the last one.

You are one of the few Nanna. I hope you like the lapel pin.

They are cool, Mistypeaks made them

Sssshhhhh

Nobody is meant to know. "

Who's Nobody? I haven't told him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

I did 17 tasks already

You're a third of the way there then. Keep going Wonko the wonkiest of wonks. You will achieve the elevated position of junior clique member eventually "

I do doubt it at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them..."

The big secret is that there are actually four requirements.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*marks off items mentioned in the thread as they would never be actual requirements *

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Winklefucker runs the fab clique, just message them directly!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

You can't apply, silly. You need to be nominated. Twice.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Have you considered the Darkclique?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can't apply, silly. You need to be nominated. Twice. "

Fuck all chance of that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you considered the Darkclique? "

Nope

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Wonko have you fulfilled the three 'secret requirements '? I'm afraid nobody can tell you what they are and you will not be admitted without them...

Took me ages to work out the last one.

You are one of the few Nanna. I hope you like the lapel pin. "

I love it, but I won't be wearing it to church

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"*marks off items mentioned in the thread as they would never be actual requirements *"

Think of a room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*marks off items mentioned in the thread as they would never be actual requirements *

Think of a room."

Conservatory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clique killers not allowed in ,l should know

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As groucho said " l wouldnt be a member of a club l was a member of.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

And why you or anyone of any personal worth would ever want to be part of a self righteous and narcissistic group. Having said that I have no evidence or indeed believe in or wish to know of its existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Glad you are enjoying it

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Can the admissions officer please contact me I wish to apply for membership "

You need 10 votes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can the admissions officer please contact me I wish to apply for membership

You need 10 votes "

When did you get in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know something. I’m not carrying a briefcase around with a pair of white gloves in it and baring my left breast with a blindfold on and one trouser leg rolled up for anyone. Err well not again anyway.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

10 year waiting list apparently.

Unless nominated by one of the board members.

You then get a free pass to sit at the back of the bus when the clique goes on it's annual trip to Margate in the summer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can the admissions officer please contact me I wish to apply for membership

You need 10 votes "

I'm currently on -24

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile? "

Totally agree with you gorgeous

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought you were better than that

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile? "

Jeez when a ex member done a dish the dirt post at 2am in the morning

When mods are a sleep

Name names at what not before it got pulled at 6am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile? "

I thought it was intended as a joke, no ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Clique members are invited. We’ll discuss potential new members at our next meeting.

And for the ones bemoaning the existence of the clique only do so cause they’ve not been invited. I bid you a good day

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile? "

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'm pretty sure I've been shadow banned from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can the admissions officer please contact me I wish to apply for membership "

Nooooo don't be a sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek "

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone."

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile? "

Oooo I like it when you get angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?"

Your making perfect sense, but the clique don't like the clique to be challenged, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?"

I get it

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

Totally agree with you gorgeous "

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?"

Perfect sense, but i think most people, even 'newbies' will take it all with a pinch of salt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


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I’ll put your name forward dude. Make sure you’re contactable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm taking the piss.

If they did exist then I would have been silenced by now

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Consider your name crossed off the list then

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

Jeez when a ex member done a dish the dirt post at 2am in the morning

When mods are a sleep

Name names at what not before it got pulled at 6am "

Ummmm... I have no clue what that has to do with my post though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Consider your name crossed off the list then "

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

Oooo I like it when you get angry "

Sorry, I try not to let it out too much

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?

Perfect sense, but i think most people, even 'newbies' will take it all with a pinch of salt "

You'd hope so, but there are people that mention it enough "as a joke" to think there's more to it

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Most of these posts look very much like clique bait.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Ummm... Don't you have to be a member of the clique before you can apply for membership to the clique?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Does this mean that the trip to Margate is off this summer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?

Perfect sense, but i think most people, even 'newbies' will take it all with a pinch of salt

You'd hope so, but there are people that mention it enough "as a joke" to think there's more to it"

Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums, mention it and the heads pop above the parapet, in defense of there not being a clique, in 6 years of being on and off the forums there has always been a clique, always has been always will be

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Does this mean that the trip to Margate is off this summer?"

Don’t forget curry night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums, "

I Wish !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums,

I Wish !"

Be careful for what you wish for Leo, it may just come true, and you may find out you didn't actually ever want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums,

I Wish !

Be careful for what you wish for Leo, it may just come true, and you may find out you didn't actually ever want it "

True that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?

Perfect sense, but i think most people, even 'newbies' will take it all with a pinch of salt

You'd hope so, but there are people that mention it enough "as a joke" to think there's more to it

Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums, mention it and the heads pop above the parapet, in defense of there not being a clique, in 6 years of being on and off the forums there has always been a clique, always has been always will be "

There’s always been several cliques on the forum, groups form where people get on and gravitate more towards each other than people they don’t talk to so much

It’s human nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?

Perfect sense, but i think most people, even 'newbies' will take it all with a pinch of salt

You'd hope so, but there are people that mention it enough "as a joke" to think there's more to it

Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums, mention it and the heads pop above the parapet, in defense of there not being a clique, in 6 years of being on and off the forums there has always been a clique, always has been always will be

There’s always been several cliques on the forum, groups form where people get on and gravitate more towards each other than people they don’t talk to so much

It’s human nature "

Totally it's human nature and people do gravitate towards thise they connect with and thats ok, that's not the question in hand or what's been challenged, it's the flat out denial, of there not being any cliques..

Each to there own Harlot. However, least stand in the truth of the fact there is cliques.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?

Perfect sense, but i think most people, even 'newbies' will take it all with a pinch of salt

You'd hope so, but there are people that mention it enough "as a joke" to think there's more to it

Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums, mention it and the heads pop above the parapet, in defense of there not being a clique, in 6 years of being on and off the forums there has always been a clique, always has been always will be "

Ok, let's say there is. Would acknowledging it not just make people paranoid as to who's in it, what they say, whether certain people are in the firing line? The word "clique" has negative connotations and only serves to divide people which was my original point. And that's why I think it's bollocks saying it because what's the point in stirring that up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums,

"

Put some respect on name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliques can lead to worrysome behavior.l was invited to a freemansions open nite, anything for a free kneesup me ,l didnt sing the national anthem and stand up ,later on approached by a burly member ,politely threatened ,banned worldwide for life, not that l wanted to join.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez... Can we please stop with this utter bullshit? Aren't there enough topics in the forum to divide opinion without the idea of a select group running things to throw onto the pile?

I think its all a bit tongue in cheek

I thought so, sorry if offence taken by anyone.

No offence caused at all! The OP may have meant it as tongue in cheek as have a lot of the posters but others who may not feel as involved with the forums may think there is something of a clique that they're not in on or privy to. So for every post that mentions a "clique" it can then reinforce that belief where it's not needed if I'm making sense?

Perfect sense, but i think most people, even 'newbies' will take it all with a pinch of salt

You'd hope so, but there are people that mention it enough "as a joke" to think there's more to it

Joe Beans even Stevie Wonder see there is a clique on the forums, mention it and the heads pop above the parapet, in defense of there not being a clique, in 6 years of being on and off the forums there has always been a clique, always has been always will be

Ok, let's say there is. Would acknowledging it not just make people paranoid as to who's in it, what they say, whether certain people are in the firing line? The word "clique" has negative connotations and only serves to divide people which was my original point. And that's why I think it's bollocks saying it because what's the point in stirring that up?"

Unfortunately Joe cliques form. However, unfortunately it's clear to see, but people are not responsible for how others feel about said cliques, that is there own stuff to own and to deal with. whether there acknowledged or not there clearly there, there is both postive and negative connotations to the word, that's is a question of perspective and experience

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Unfortunately Joe cliques form. However, unfortunately it's clear to see, but people are not responsible for how others feel about said cliques, that is there own stuff to own and to deal with. whether there acknowledged or not there clearly there, there is both postive and negative connotations to the word, that's is a question of perspective and experience "

Have you ever seen the word "clique" used here in a positive way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cliques can lead to worrysome behavior.l was invited to a freemansions open nite, anything for a free kneesup me ,l didnt sing the national anthem and stand up ,later on approached by a burly member ,politely threatened ,banned worldwide for life, not that l wanted to join."

I bet you’d have looked great in one of those funny little aprons they wear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately Joe cliques form. However, unfortunately it's clear to see, but people are not responsible for how others feel about said cliques, that is there own stuff to own and to deal with. whether there acknowledged or not there clearly there, there is both postive and negative connotations to the word, that's is a question of perspective and experience

Have you ever seen the word "clique" used here in a positive way?"

My point is that under conformity, being a part if a clique will bring a postive outcome for those in it, a sense of unity, purpose, acceptance etc...cliques are not necessarily a bad thing....its up to those who feel it be a negative, to find there tribe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ummm... Don't you have to be a member of the clique before you can apply for membership to the clique?"

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cliques can lead to worrysome behavior.l was invited to a freemansions open nite, anything for a free kneesup me ,l didnt sing the national anthem and stand up ,later on approached by a burly member ,politely threatened ,banned worldwide for life, not that l wanted to join.

I bet you’d have looked great in one of those funny little aprons they wear x"

Lend him yours for the induction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before joining this site I read reviews.

One reviewer stated that they had been a member of fab for some years and referred to the clique on fab but fell out with them, as some views of others were not their views.

The reviews are not positive in anyway, so I was informed when I joined and took action so I wouldn't be surprised by the way the site works.

When I want to meet likeminded people who swing, I know now by experience of having many meets that here is not the way.

If you know where to look you will always be successful, depend on this site one will become fruitless, writing long profiles, winking and messaging others who already have a swinging lifestyle, paying 50+ quid to go to clubs, where a single guy is seen as desperate, or the walking dead.

I met my first meet on ITV teletext dating yes that long ago, the good swingers are out there, here it is just the entitled who have had guys swinging on a thread for a meet.

New meat is the real name for this site, or a gallery of wants and needs, for those who ike variety and constant new meat to exploit, this is the place for you.

As a foot note, real swingers do not use this site, they know to just go out to normal places, and choose a suitor, men rarely say no to good women or couples.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Oh well guess I will try again next millennium "

2 M, 2 L and 2 N in Millennium.

You're welcome to join pedants anonymous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh well guess I will try again next millennium

2 M, 2 L and 2 N in Millennium.

You're welcome to join pedants anonymous. "

I'm not smart enough for that

Predictive text is my saviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cliques can lead to worrysome behavior.l was invited to a freemansions open nite, anything for a free kneesup me ,l didnt sing the national anthem and stand up ,later on approached by a burly member ,politely threatened ,banned worldwide for life, not that l wanted to join.

I bet you’d have looked great in one of those funny little aprons they wear x

Lend him yours for the induction "

Women aren’t generally allowed in the masons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cliques can lead to worrysome behavior.l was invited to a freemansions open nite, anything for a free kneesup me ,l didnt sing the national anthem and stand up ,later on approached by a burly member ,politely threatened ,banned worldwide for life, not that l wanted to join."

Those bloody freemansions, I much prefer the expensive mansions

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m in

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just to check, was it the regular Clique™ you want membership for, or the more powerful ShadowClique®?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in "

. We knew that you would be

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Just to check, was it the regular Clique™ you want membership for, or the more powerful ShadowClique®?

LvM"

Ooh the dark web clique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to check, was it the regular Clique™ you want membership for, or the more powerful ShadowClique®?

LvM"

Neither I changed my mind

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Just to check, was it the regular Clique™ you want membership for, or the more powerful ShadowClique®?

LvM

Ooh the dark web clique. "

I've said too much

LvM

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m in

. We knew that you would be "

We, who’s this we you talk of. Am I missing out on a we here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in

. We knew that you would be

We, who’s this we you talk of. Am I missing out on a we here. "

Nope nothing to miss out on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

. We knew that you would be

We, who’s this we you talk of. Am I missing out on a we here. "

Don't miss out on a wee. Urinary infection can occur and it can cause damage to your bladder and kidneys.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"As a foot note, real swingers do not use this site …"

Well, that’s me told.

Good to know that all those people I’ve talked to, met and had sex with through Fab over the past 15 years weren’t real swingers. I’m glad someone was here to put us all right.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And why you or anyone of any personal worth would ever want to be part of a self righteous and narcissistic group. Having said that I have no evidence or indeed believe in or wish to know of its existence "

Are you bringing your lovely Victoria sponge to the next meeting?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Good meeting last night to all those involved. See you at the next one

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Good meeting last night to all those involved. See you at the next one "

See you next Thursday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good meeting last night to all those involved. See you at the next one

See you next Thursday! "

Acton on all attendees. Condoms go in bins not toilets

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Good meeting last night to all those involved. See you at the next one

See you next Thursday!

Acton on all attendees. Condoms go in bins not toilets "

A true cliquer does it raw

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Good meeting last night to all those involved. See you at the next one "

Informative for sure.

Next time don't forget the lanyards Rex

Posh

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"And why you or anyone of any personal worth would ever want to be part of a self righteous and narcissistic group. Having said that I have no evidence or indeed believe in or wish to know of its existence

Are you bringing your lovely Victoria sponge to the next meeting?"

I have asked that you don’t call her that!!

I was at a clique meeting - very cunning is that the meeting is held in 200 separate locations so as we never meet in person!! At least that’s what they told me after standing in the Wickes kitchen display for 3 hrs.

Unless you count the Clique ‘ get togethers’ where there is jelly, cake and all the women are dressed provocatively in hat scarf mittens cardigans & shell suit bottoms!!!

I may have said too much!!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Scientology got nothing on the clique!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good meeting last night to all those involved. See you at the next one "

Well it was lovely to see you. I thoroughly enjoyed the sword fight ypu had with JustPete.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

If you negotiate the minefields in the drive,

And beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes

And if you make it past the shotguns in the hall

Dial the combination

Open the priest hole

And if I am in, I’ll tell you…

That I haven’t got a clue how to become part of the clique either !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this mean that the trip to Margate is off this summer?

Don’t forget curry night "

You can't forget the curry night.

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"If you negotiate the minefields in the drive,

And beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes

And if you make it past the shotguns in the hall

Dial the combination

Open the priest hole

And if I am in, I’ll tell you…

That I haven’t got a clue how to become part of the clique either ! "

Then you can hire the….oh wrong thread

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Charm your way forward i spose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Glad you are enjoying it "

I am Wonko, you make me

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Is the password for admission still "I've got cake?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Glad you are enjoying it

I am Wonko, you make me "

I guess that's good

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"If you negotiate the minefields in the drive,

And beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes

And if you make it past the shotguns in the hall

Dial the combination

Open the priest hole

And if I am in, I’ll tell you…

That I haven’t got a clue how to become part of the clique either !

Then you can hire the….oh wrong thread "

This has me slightly confused??

No correct that… this has me totally confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My application was rejected

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My application was rejected "

You got black-balled

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"My application was rejected

You got black-balled "

Happened to me once.

Very painful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My application was rejected

You got black-balled "

It was you wasn't it

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