FabSwingers.com forum: The dating thread

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Fab is filled with lots of single folks looking for a possible connection or just a nice fun time out, so here's your chance!

Get yourself on the thread with a few details of your rough location and about yourself, then see if theres someone on the thread that takes your fancy and send them a message!

What you both get up to is entirely up to yourselves but the idea is to go out for a date together with no commitment or pressure for anything to happen, think of it as a social but what you make of it is up to you!

Have fun and away you go!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

This has never worked for me, but always up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t sell myself if I tried

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Nothing ventured as they say, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course im in- why im here !

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Couldn’t sell myself if I tried

I’m sold…

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Nothing ventured, nothing gained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn’t sell myself if I tried

Me and you both

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

Me too but this may be the thread

I'm in Aberdeen, I know, so bloomin' far north! A bit of a goofball but enjoy cuddles, snacks and quite fun sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

Me too but this may be the thread

I'm in Aberdeen, I know, so bloomin' far north! A bit of a goofball but enjoy cuddles, snacks and quite fun sometimes

just up the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

I’m a 49 yr old bloke from The Wirral Peninsula (also known as the leisure peninsula).

I’m looking to meet an extreme rich divorced or widowed lady that is happy to fund my lavish lifestyle.

My hobbies include mass murder and knitting.

I look forward to hearing from you

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm rubbish at doing profiles for myself.

I going to ask a friend to do one for me.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

Me too but this may be the thread

I'm in Aberdeen, I know, so bloomin' far north! A bit of a goofball but enjoy cuddles, snacks and quite fun sometimes

Alas, I'm too old for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single, live in the North East, I like gin, cake, & put out on occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/23 10:38:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn’t sell myself if I tried

I'm sold....or so you're little devil tells me

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm in ... South coast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think ive been bought

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Love a good date. If anyone wants a visit to London* Zoo - my first date of choice!

- let me know...

*Or just a coffee.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Couldn’t sell myself if I tried

I couldn't even give myself away lmao

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

I’ll give it a go.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Love a good date. If anyone wants a visit to London* Zoo - my first date of choice!

- let me know...

*Or just a coffee."

A zoo!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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By *urvy ClarissaWoman
over a year ago

wigan

Why not? I’m up for a date. I live in Wigan so anywhere NW is fine really. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Love a good date. If anyone wants a visit to London* Zoo - my first date of choice!

- let me know...

*Or just a coffee.

A zoo!

Edinburgh's is pretty good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a good date. If anyone wants a visit to London* Zoo - my first date of choice!

- let me know...

*Or just a coffee."

Is that because you love to "Monkey around" ?

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

East Yorkshire, and in…

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By *lan100100Man
over a year ago

Preston

I'm in from Preston

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

Single and based in Herts. I love dating, such fun!

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

"East Yorkshire, and in…

WOW!!!!!! The whole package right there.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

South wales but can travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

(Starts checking property prices in Leyland)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

Me: in the midlands, fickle, underwhelming, come with a northern accent, have a constant eye twitch due to insomnia.

You: already uninterested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in.

Me: in the midlands, fickle, underwhelming, come with a northern accent, have a constant eye twitch due to insomnia.

You: already uninterested. "

Utterly uninterested

but can you make Morning coffee?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

"
bugger, that's me out of the equation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

Bugger, I fit bill perfectly except for being 10 days too old

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Oh well let's give this a go hopefully someone localish..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'll join in, but expect nothing. South Manchester, non-op transwoman who increasingly can be hardly bothered to even put makeup on. I smell nice though. Recently widowed. Looking for ladies whose idea of a good time is compatible with quiet companionship reading books, coffee and cake, foreign netflix with subtitles, and Polly being rubbish at sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn’t sell myself if I tried

I'm sold....or so your little devil tells me

The devil lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet

Are you free on the 16th?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

Bugger, I fit bill perfectly except for being 10 days too old

10 days is fine

- though the East Midlands is quite a trek? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet

Are you free on the 16th?

I never charge

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

I am in.

Single bi guy, SE London. Own home, car, work bla bla bla…

I’d love to date single openminded woman living active life so we can go swim, run and travel together. If it goes really well maybe even get Husky (cute dog smile).

I can bake a cake for your birthday as well, maybe not only birthday if you fancy it.

I am looking for someone open for a club visits occasionally

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

(Starts checking property prices in Leyland)"

You don’t have to move to grab a drink

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet

Are you free on the 16th?

I never charge "

Is that just Mondays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet

Are you free on the 16th?

I never charge

Is that just Mondays? "

Any of the days

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

You're deffo not chubby old fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

(Starts checking property prices in Leyland)

You don’t have to move to grab a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

Bugger, I fit bill perfectly except for being 10 days too old

10 days is fine

- though the East Midlands is quite a trek? X"

I shall sent helicopter to pick you up

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Gotta be in it to win it

Vegvisir, Paul, 51 in Derbyshire and willing to pay the date victim with cake, coffee and endless diatribe about uninteresting twaddle.

Don’t trip over each other in the stampede

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

But you never know who's around the corner

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Totally in! Terminally single because there’s many, many things wrong with my brain. But I don’t wander off and I’m house trained. Hardly ever deliberately fart in polite company these days but what comes out of my mouth is pure gold.

Moving to Oxford in 6 weeks and could do with a filthy gf with low expectations.

Need I say more?!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

But you never know who's around the corner

Hello.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet

Oh good, resolutions always fail by February. I’ll see you then with a smile and my best pants

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By *essyphilMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I’m in.

Me: in the midlands, fickle, underwhelming, come with a northern accent, have a constant eye twitch due to insomnia.

You: already uninterested.

Just up the road.... and I'll take the Northern accent- may make a couple of jokes depending on how Northern it is! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello folks

Had my 1st ever meet yesterday with someone I got chatting to.

But always interested in more

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

But you never know who's around the corner

Hello.

...or just up the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

Me too but this may be the thread

I'm in Aberdeen, I know, so bloomin' far north! A bit of a goofball but enjoy cuddles, snacks and quite fun sometimes

Hey, shame ya that far north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet

Oh good, resolutions always fail by February. I’ll see you then with a smile and my best pants"

I might never have a date again and get to keep my resolution, who knows

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Live on the Wirral with my pooches

Work so no need for a sugar daddy

Errrrrr

Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)

I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol

I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet

Oh good, resolutions always fail by February. I’ll see you then with a smile and my best pants

I might never have a date again and get to keep my resolution, who knows

Which would you prefer?!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

But you never know who's around the corner

Hello.

...or just up the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I can't understand why that is

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya got to be in it to win it.

I'm in Wigan, love a coffee date with a handsome sexy man around my age x

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Ya got to be in it to win it.

I'm in Wigan, love a coffee date with a handsome sexy man around my age x"

Move

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*"

Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body

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By *ighlander81Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

I’m in and from the Glasgow area, don’t mind a bit of travel

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"This has never worked for me, but always up for it

But you never know who's around the corner

Just looked.....the hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*

Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body

Hint of desire to a different kind of work out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya got to be in it to win it.

I'm in Wigan, love a coffee date with a handsome sexy man around my age x

Move

Do you have a granny flat

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Ya got to be in it to win it.

I'm in Wigan, love a coffee date with a handsome sexy man around my age x

Move

Do you have a granny flat

I’m sure things could be arranged lol

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*

Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body

I'm not sure about that, but I'll take it. Now, about that date...

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

A not so crazy cat lady..

Confident,& fun to be with..

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*

Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body

I'm not sure about that, but I'll take it. Now, about that date...

If you promise not to make me go near the arachnids, I'll meet you at the zoo. We can go and check out the snakes

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Is the problem being trans, or is the problem being self-admittedly crap at sex? Maybe just being worn out by the whole world. Perhaps best to forget about dating and stick to the gin and chocolate.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*

Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body

I'm not sure about that, but I'll take it. Now, about that date...

If you promise not to make me go near the arachnids, I'll meet you at the zoo. We can go and check out the snakes

Name the date, and I'll see you there!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Berkshire anyone?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

In search of female with fantastic skills in the kitchen.

Must be able to bend over whilst baking

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

You're deffo not chubby old fart

Thanks - but I definitely am. I’ve seen me nekid in the mirror!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Somebody come wine and dine me

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not hade much luck before but ……

I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.

Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.

You're deffo not chubby old fart

Thanks - but I definitely am. I’ve seen me nekid in the mirror!

Offer me a look. The mirror lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m interested

located in Coventry, West Midlands so if any single local men 35+ are on here and fancy a chat come and say hello.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Love a good date. If anyone wants a visit to London* Zoo - my first date of choice!

- let me know...

*Or just a coffee.

A zoo!

Please may I date all the women who don't want to visit the London Zoo?

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By *bo7118Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yep I'm in. 49 male in Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Liverpool

Perfect little spoon

Motorboats available on request

Wobbly and curvy, I’d give mr blobby a run for his money

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

But all the info is on my profile anyway! Sort of

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’d be open to dating if they’re within 10 mins from my front door, can make me pee myself from laughing and have a face so handsome I’d feel guilty for sitting on it. Also tall and broad.

Or.

Old and wealthy with no relatives and a slippery top step.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Open to the idea of dating someone from fab

Would need to be localish I'm not travelling all over the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Derby and can provide shit banter, awful jokes, and an awkward disposition.

But if you can get through that, I like to think I'm a decent enough guy, flirty with the right person and will always have my heart on my sleeve with you meaning you'll always get all of me

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Love a good date. If anyone wants a visit to London* Zoo - my first date of choice!

- let me know...

*Or just a coffee."

The zoo is my ideal first date!

Too far away though sadly

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By *inaturnerWoman
over a year ago

neverland

Tryed the date went great few more great 6 months later after bullshit more bullshit not for me not on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be open to dating if they’re within 10 mins from my front door, can make me pee myself from laughing and have a face so handsome I’d feel guilty for sitting on it. Also tall and broad.

Or.

Old and wealthy with no relatives and a slippery top step. "

I can do 100+ miles away, roll your eyes at my jokes and an average enough face that you can sit on it when you've had enough if seeing it. Also average height and slightly skinny. What time shall I pick you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn’t sell myself if I tried

I think you just did….

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I'm in Derby and can provide shit banter, awful jokes, and an awkward disposition.

But if you can get through that, I like to think I'm a decent enough guy, flirty with the right person and will always have my heart on my sleeve with you meaning you'll always get all of me

If only I was half my age and 100 miles closer

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By *um-41Man
over a year ago

bradford

From Bradford

I like snooker and rugby league

I don’t mind a pint or 2 of guinness

Distance doesn’t bother me I’d prefer to find a regular partner as you can see by my username I do like me a cougar

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Hey I’m Molly,

I like food and dancing!

Partial to a Prosecco or fancy cocktail!

In Devon!

Where is my knight with a shiney penis

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I’d be open to dating if they’re within 10 mins from my front door, can make me pee myself from laughing and have a face so handsome I’d feel guilty for sitting on it. Also tall and broad.

Or.

Old and wealthy with no relatives and a slippery top step. "

Sorry, I fitted an extra hand rail on the staircase before I went into hospital last year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in Derby and can provide shit banter, awful jokes, and an awkward disposition.

But if you can get through that, I like to think I'm a decent enough guy, flirty with the right person and will always have my heart on my sleeve with you meaning you'll always get all of me

If only I was half my age and 100 miles closer

Well my body feels double its age and I do hear London is nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't hold my breath,but here go's

I'm an old bird but still plenty of fire in my belly and other regions, I'm kinds smart,sassy known to make people laugh, I love people

And I'm from County Durham

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"From Liverpool

Perfect little spoon

Motorboats available on request

Wobbly and curvy, I’d give mr blobby a run for his money

It's uncanny. I'm seeking a Liverpudlian little spoon, who's also partial to motorboats. But do you like pool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Liverpool

Perfect little spoon

Motorboats available on request

Wobbly and curvy, I’d give mr blobby a run for his money

It's uncanny. I'm seeking a Liverpudlian little spoon, who's also partial to motorboats. But do you like pool?"

What a coincidence! I love pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not young, but not old.

complete and utter psychopath, with severe issues.

however i'm a redhead with big boobs and im descent in the sack.

oh and im in Newcastle.

soooo... yeah.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Will it help if I promise to provide cake and cuddles too? Cock is also included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Essex living in Norwich. Just turned 26 and really enjoy giving pleasure more than anything. And as you can see by my pfp, I make a good towel rack

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By *G85Woman
over a year ago

Harrogate

Go on then why not....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not.

Nuneaton. 38 years young in boby but not in mind. Exploring is my thing. Always up for a laugh. Let the fun begin

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Will it help if I promise to provide cake and cuddles too? Cock is also included"

Crikey, anyone for cock cake?!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Why not.

Nuneaton. 38 years young in boby but not in mind. Exploring is my thing. Always up for a laugh. Let the fun begin "

Your location reminds me of an old joke:

Where do you find an oral sex virgin?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not.

Nuneaton. 38 years young in boby but not in mind. Exploring is my thing. Always up for a laugh. Let the fun begin

Your location reminds me of an old joke:

Where do you find an oral sex virgin?..."

No idea. Go on. Lol

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By *idsman2019Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Very much love the idea of dating on here, but doesn’t seem to be many women close to me x

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Would love to meet a bi top male who I can meet regularly xx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"Will it help if I promise to provide cake and cuddles too? Cock is also included"

What kind of cake?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Will it help if I promise to provide cake and cuddles too? Cock is also included

What kind of cake?

A very generous portion thereof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me.. Cornwall? Somewhere in Cornwall.

Im a Boring girl.

Yes. If you like boredom and awkward silence, im your girl. Wohoo

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Always hoping to find that one person who is into this scene, who doesn’t get jealous and we can push each other sexually!

Bit about me, I live in swindon, full time job, and have a dog & cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm out of retirement I'd love a real honest date with someone switched on to all the possibilities.....

NI though, so not likely so easy to find on this thread

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Would be nice to find someone for occasional non-exclusive friendship including sex, but not limited to sex. I guess FWB? My profile says it all, but most people die of boredom halfway through reading it. Basically I'm trans, no hormones, no ops. Intelligent and I hope halfway interesting. Primarily attracted to women, can enjoy being with couples. Widowed last year, still emotionally confused and yes it will be difficult trying to rebuild my sexual self.

Maybe best suited with someone that has met me before at a social party? At least then they'll have some idea of whether there is a possibility of any type of connection. Message me?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Eternally optimistic

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Will it help if I promise to provide cake and cuddles too? Cock is also included

Crikey, anyone for cock cake?!

One or the other, but not both at the same time, surely not??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I’d be in but it hasn’t worked any other time we’ve done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eternally optimistic

I'm in

"
stupid distance ... I need me a helicopter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoo season ticket holder. So, the boys (and girls who like girls) don't have to miss out on the baby sloth.

(Also: new here and slightly confused by this thread. Dates are what I thought the less publicly pluralistic side of this site was about. Dates with couples are great - fixing your make up after interval drinks, wondering how it's going... Nothing like having his wife there to tell you that yes, he is really quite into you!)

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

[Removed by poster at 04/02/23 14:31:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the lookout too, that's why I've split my profile in 2 sections... 1 for a potential partner in crime & the other for playdates.

M/45/Sandwell, West Midlands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on the lookout too, that's why I've split my profile in 2 sections... 1 for a potential partner in crime & the other for playdates.

M/45/Sandwell, West Midlands."

Great profile

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Of you go all the info is on my profile

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

[Removed by poster at 04/02/23 14:54:59]

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hopelessly Hopeful, I’m in

I’m a almost 40 yr old Midlander, living in Liverpool and working all over the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great profile

Really? or were you just joking?

I never know what to right in these things...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Eternally optimistic

I'm in

stupid distance ... I need me a helicopter!

130+ miles

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By *ojo1975Man
over a year ago

Reading

What's the best dating sites in vanilla world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eternally optimistic

I'm in

stupid distance ... I need me a helicopter!

130+ miles

"
65 if we both buy a chopper ...

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By *igger2Man
over a year ago

Neston

I'm relatively new had my first encounter from Fab lasted a year and now I'm looking to explore more either with someone that can show me their ways and help me develop or someone just getting into things so we can learn together.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I am undateable in a real world so my black stoned cold heart brought me here

Looking for an equally undateable great match.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I am undateable in a real world so my black stoned cold heart brought me here

Looking for an equally undateable great match."

You and me both my lovely! X

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I am undateable in a real world so my black stoned cold heart brought me here

Looking for an equally undateable great match.

You and me both my lovely! X"

It’s a match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am undateable in a real world so my black stoned cold heart brought me here

Looking for an equally undateable great match."

Black stoned heart ? I don't believe it for a second...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Peterborough, Cambs (East Anglia/Midlands)

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Worse guy on here, short, fat, bald

Looking for forgiveness

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