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" Hello Auntie Wendi...I've a few fab connections like the rest of us,but one or two seem to only pop up when they're bored and out of options. Shall I sulk and pout like a diva, play it cool and pay no attention or.....preferably an answer that gets me laid within the next hour please. " Their boredom can be your pleasure my dear. We've all got needs, you know this person so if it's getting laid you want and yous both leave happy what's the problem. You already knew your answer you don't need me sitting on your should playing the good angle and the devil. Oh BTW there's only room for one diva here my dear 
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"Hola auntie Wendi I came on here to get regular dick but lately been seeing a big drop off I messages and forum chat. Any advice gf? " It's like swings and roundabouts on here at times. I noticed alot of new members joined over lockdown, most have left as it wasn't the fanny fest they thought it would be. I enjoy socials great excuse to get dressed up and a night out. Put a status update saying your looking a meet. But be warned you might not get the attention you're looking for. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Why when on holiday do I eat twice as much Just been out for tapas I need a winch" It's the guilty pleasure that you can treat yourself, you earned it. Try all the local delicacies, drinks, culture etc. After the last few years remember life's short, enjoy those little moments. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Why when on holiday do I eat twice as much Just been out for tapas I need a winch It's the guilty pleasure that you can treat yourself, you earned it. Try all the local delicacies, drinks, culture etc. After the last few years remember life's short, enjoy those little moments. Love Auntie Wendi x " I truly am Auntie Wendi currently on free Port | |||
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"Why when on holiday do I eat twice as much Just been out for tapas I need a winch It's the guilty pleasure that you can treat yourself, you earned it. Try all the local delicacies, drinks, culture etc. After the last few years remember life's short, enjoy those little moments. Love Auntie Wendi x I truly am Auntie Wendi currently on free Port " If it's free get doubles and enjoy mister. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Auntie Wendi, sometimes I try to put all my willy inside a lady but it doesn't all fit. How do I solve this issue? "Some women will be comfortable taking it all some will need forplay to arouse and stimulate them first for penetration. Try different positions too, your above average remember that
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"Dear Wendi I never had any kids, because I knew they would ruin my sex life. How do I cope with the frustration of other people's crotch goblins ruining my sex life anyway?" Unless they're in the room when you're having sex I don't see how they could? Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hello auntie Wendi Advices think we are addicted to clubs as you can see from our verifications we go to quite a lot but just can’t stay away the biggest problem we have we can’t seem to get enough weekends in a months to attend more Thank you Lou & maze x" Try for atleast once a month, look up cheap hotels in areas close to clubs. Save up and treat yourselves if it can be done. Think of it as your couples time, something yous both enjoy and it'll make them more special. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hi auntie Wendy Should I change my mind and start liking jaffa cakes to win the heart of a fab goddess? " Obviously you're not talking about me as I can take them or leave them. You could but I personally prefer a guy that won't be a walk over just to get Into my knickers it makes him less appealing. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hi auntie Wendy Should I change my mind and start liking jaffa cakes to win the heart of a fab goddess? Obviously you're not talking about me as I can take them or leave them. You could but I personally prefer a guy that won't be a walk over just to get Into my knickers it makes him less appealing. Love Auntie Wendi x " Thanks auntie Wendy | |||
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"Hello auntie Wendi Advices think we are addicted to clubs as you can see from our verifications we go to quite a lot but just can’t stay away the biggest problem we have we can’t seem to get enough weekends in a months to attend more Thank you Lou & maze x Try for atleast once a month, look up cheap hotels in areas close to clubs. Save up and treat yourselves if it can be done. Think of it as your couples time, something yous both enjoy and it'll make them more special. Love Auntie Wendi x" Thank you aunt Wendi Started to shake then at the thought of only once a month lol | |||
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"Hello auntie Wendi Advices think we are addicted to clubs as you can see from our verifications we go to quite a lot but just can’t stay away the biggest problem we have we can’t seem to get enough weekends in a months to attend more Thank you Lou & maze x Try for atleast once a month, look up cheap hotels in areas close to clubs. Save up and treat yourselves if it can be done. Think of it as your couples time, something yous both enjoy and it'll make them more special. Love Auntie Wendi x Thank you aunt Wendi Started to shake then at the thought of only once a month lol" That's just a suggestion with the price of inflation and everything gone up in cost. If yous can afford to do it more then do it. Look for cheap hotels different places and clubs a weekend away once a month to somewhere yous both enjoy and get pleasure. Yous could also rent n apartment if yous wouldn't use your own home and try doing small socials. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dear Wendi How do I get on a girls night out as a straight guy? "The clues in the question, girls night out. It's not as glamorous as you think, it's really just girls catching up with each other. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hello auntie Wendi Advices think we are addicted to clubs as you can see from our verifications we go to quite a lot but just can’t stay away the biggest problem we have we can’t seem to get enough weekends in a months to attend more Thank you Lou & maze x Try for atleast once a month, look up cheap hotels in areas close to clubs. Save up and treat yourselves if it can be done. Think of it as your couples time, something yous both enjoy and it'll make them more special. Love Auntie Wendi x Thank you aunt Wendi Started to shake then at the thought of only once a month lol That's just a suggestion with the price of inflation and everything gone up in cost. If yous can afford to do it more then do it. Look for cheap hotels different places and clubs a weekend away once a month to somewhere yous both enjoy and get pleasure. Yous could also rent n apartment if yous wouldn't use your own home and try doing small socials. Love Auntie Wendi x " Thank you again we do like the sound of the apartment idea and private party will definitely look into that one  x | |||
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"Hello auntie Wendi Advices think we are addicted to clubs as you can see from our verifications we go to quite a lot but just can’t stay away the biggest problem we have we can’t seem to get enough weekends in a months to attend more Thank you Lou & maze x Try for atleast once a month, look up cheap hotels in areas close to clubs. Save up and treat yourselves if it can be done. Think of it as your couples time, something yous both enjoy and it'll make them more special. Love Auntie Wendi x Thank you aunt Wendi Started to shake then at the thought of only once a month lol That's just a suggestion with the price of inflation and everything gone up in cost. If yous can afford to do it more then do it. Look for cheap hotels different places and clubs a weekend away once a month to somewhere yous both enjoy and get pleasure. Yous could also rent n apartment if yous wouldn't use your own home and try doing small socials. Love Auntie Wendi x Thank you again we do like the sound of the apartment idea and private party will definitely look into that one x"You don't reach my age without a bag of knowledge, glad to help. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hello auntie wendi I don’t have anything to ask you but it’s wonderful to see you post again hope all is well xx" Ahh thanks Nat sick again, viral infection now. Got to love long covid. But I'm trooping on back to dressing again and starting to interact with people. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hello auntie wendi I don’t have anything to ask you but it’s wonderful to see you post again hope all is well xx Ahh thanks Nat sick again, viral infection now. Got to love long covid. But I'm trooping on back to dressing again and starting to interact with people. Love Auntie Wendi x " Your welcome and awww hugs hopefully you feel Better soon and That’s good you back to doing what you live and grate your interact with people again xx | |||
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"Hello, I don’t have a question for you, Auntie Wendi, I’m just here to say that along with looking fucking awesome in that latest photo Wendi (the lipstick…the yellow dress…good Lawd, epic), you saved my Christmas with my gift for my bro in law
So wise. This should be a weekly feature!!"Glad you got sorted so which did you go with in the end. Been very sick with covid and then pneumonia and a chest infection. Now viral infection. Got to love long covid. But I'm just pushing on with it no point letting it get me down. Why thank you the dress was to go with my heels. Photographer was to distracted to take proper pics. Thanks for the compliments, ohh there's aload of new ones coming soon, which I'll be taking. She's back. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hello aunty wendi I have massive bollocks and I'm told a nice cock that is nicely manscaped,my question to you is triffle or chocolate fudge cake?" Sorry I don't understand your question. | |||
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"Hello aunty wendi I have massive bollocks and I'm told a nice cock that is nicely manscaped,my question to you is triffle or chocolate fudge cake? Sorry I don't understand your question." Think the question is quite easy which is better triffle or chocolate fudge cake? | |||
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"Hello Auntie Wendi I need some advice please. I’ve written a really filthy story and I just wondered whether you think I should publish it under a man’s name or my own as I think it sounds more like a male fantasy than a woman’s - but that’s really my thing ha ha. Thanks in advance for your advice "Try doing using a pen name. Lots of people do it. You'd be surprised the amount that have that are already published. My write some myself become the Jackie Collins of fab. I look forward to reading it. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hello Auntie Wendi I need some advice please. I’ve written a really filthy story and I just wondered whether you think I should publish it under a man’s name or my own as I think it sounds more like a male fantasy than a woman’s - but that’s really my thing ha ha. Thanks in advance for your advice
Try doing using a pen name. Lots of people do it.
You'd be surprised the amount that have that are already published.
My write some myself become the
Jackie Collins of fab.
I look forward to reading it.
Love Auntie Wendi x"Thank you so much. You are the best  | |||
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"Hello aunty wendi I have massive bollocks and I'm told a nice cock that is nicely manscaped,my question to you is triffle or chocolate fudge cake? Sorry I don't understand your question. Think the question is quite easy which is better triffle or chocolate fudge cake?" If you'd put which I'd of know. Always chocolate, warm chocolate fudge and ice cream heaven. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Aunty Wendy How many years as a fab member should we become gold club and get free membership? Incognito " I'd say 25years. Why gold push yourself be the best and go 30 for platinum. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Aunty Wendy How many years as a fab member should we become gold club and get free membership? Incognito I'd say 25years. Why gold push yourself be the best and go 30 for platinum. Love Auntie Wendi x " Words of wisdom  | |||
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"Love Auntie Wendi advice .. she looks after us boring Irish "Nothing boring about us Irish it's a country everyone wants ti visit just for the craic alone. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Love Auntie Wendi advice .. she looks after us boring Irish
Nothing boring about us Irish it's a country everyone wants ti visit just for the craic alone.
Love Auntie Wendi x "Xx | |||
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"How do I convince all the lovely ladies that like me to all move into a house near me for my own convenience? "Ah you're looking for a harem. Most men find one woman hard to cope with, do you really reckon you could handle a couple. After the sex it's daily life. Imagine all the chores you'd have to do. I'd say try and find two that you could be poly with. See how that goes for a year, then try adding more as you go. But remember like domino's and a house of cards it can easily fall down. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"How do I convince all the lovely ladies that like me to all move into a house near me for my own convenience?
Ah you're looking for a harem.
Most men find one woman hard to cope with, do you really reckon you could handle a couple.
After the sex it's daily life.
Imagine all the chores you'd have to do.
I'd say try and find two that you could be poly with. See how that goes for a year, then try adding more as you go. But remember like domino's and a house of cards it can easily fall down.
Love Auntie Wendi x "I could do that gis us a job | |||
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"How do I convince all the lovely ladies that like me to all move into a house near me for my own convenience?
Ah you're looking for a harem.
Most men find one woman hard to cope with, do you really reckon you could handle a couple.
After the sex it's daily life.
Imagine all the chores you'd have to do.
I'd say try and find two that you could be poly with. See how that goes for a year, then try adding more as you go. But remember like domino's and a house of cards it can easily fall down.
Love Auntie Wendi x "I don't want to do chores, I figure if there is enough of them living in a house together they will be ok and I can just visit for sex | |||
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"How do I convince all the lovely ladies that like me to all move into a house near me for my own convenience?
Ah you're looking for a harem.
Most men find one woman hard to cope with, do you really reckon you could handle a couple.
After the sex it's daily life.
Imagine all the chores you'd have to do.
I'd say try and find two that you could be poly with. See how that goes for a year, then try adding more as you go. But remember like domino's and a house of cards it can easily fall down.
Love Auntie Wendi x
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"How do I convince all the lovely ladies that like me to all move into a house near me for my own convenience?
Ah you're looking for a harem.
Most men find one woman hard to cope with, do you really reckon you could handle a couple.
After the sex it's daily life.
Imagine all the chores you'd have to do.
I'd say try and find two that you could be poly with. See how that goes for a year, then try adding more as you go. But remember like domino's and a house of cards it can easily fall down.
Love Auntie Wendi x
I don't want to do chores, I figure if there is enough of them living in a house together they will be ok and I can just visit for sex "Ahh come on now, you have to be a modern man, you can't have your cake and eat it. Just get a women with multiple personalities, be alot easier and you'll always be surprised as you'll never know who you're going to get. Don't be smart and say isn't that every woman. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"How do I convince all the lovely ladies that like me to all move into a house near me for my own convenience?
Ah you're looking for a harem.
Most men find one woman hard to cope with, do you really reckon you could handle a couple.
After the sex it's daily life.
Imagine all the chores you'd have to do.
I'd say try and find two that you could be poly with. See how that goes for a year, then try adding more as you go. But remember like domino's and a house of cards it can easily fall down.
Love Auntie Wendi x
I don't want to do chores, I figure if there is enough of them living in a house together they will be ok and I can just visit for sex
Ahh come on now, you have to be a modern man, you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just get a women with multiple personalities, be alot easier and you'll always be surprised as you'll never know who you're going to get.
Don't be smart and say isn't that every woman.
Love Auntie Wendi x"I've had those types of girlfriend, luckily no they aren't all like that | |||
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"Am I wrong to be extremely disappointed not to have had make up sex on my birthday after an earlier row. Especially as she started the unexpected, unjustified row in the first place ?" Never go to sleep without making up after an argument | |||
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"Am I wrong to be extremely disappointed not to have had make up sex on my birthday after an earlier row. Especially as she started the unexpected, unjustified row in the first place ?" The mistake you made was going to bed when yous had a row. Never go to sleep mad at each other, always try to resolve it. Talk to her try and resolve it, after a few hours once yous have squashed it, say jokingly there's me thinking I'd of gotten sex on my bday and you might get better than you thought. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Should I get up and get on or just not bother today it's very wet out." Ahh get up and get in with it. You'll feel better for it rather than wasting your day. That's what Sundays are for nice lazy days. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Should I get up and get on or just not bother today it's very wet out. Ahh get up and get in with it. You'll feel better for it rather than wasting your day. That's what Sundays are for nice lazy days. Love Auntie Wendi x " Working tomorrow. So this is my lazy day but yes need to get on. Hope everyone has a good day. | |||
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