FabSwingers.com forum: I have a big sausage

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

So thought I'd go basic (and unhealthy) with a take away. Not had a sausage in a while so thought why not, it's Friday. Added that to the order.

Got home, setting up to eat, and there it was, they provided me with a foot long. All 12 inches of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about i take 9 of those inches for you.. think you could manage the rest?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"how about i take 9 of those inches for you.. think you could manage the rest?

Px "

But that would leave me with a little sausage, and I already have one of those...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A battered sausage? I love them properly coated

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Christ.

Now I don’t know if I’m hungry or horny

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

*drools* Love a good sausage

LvM

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A battered sausage? I love them properly coated

Unfortunately not. Next time I'll get one for you.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Christ.

Now I don’t know if I’m hungry or horny

Why not both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cod Battered

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Christ.

Now I don’t know if I’m hungry or horny

Why not both? "

I’m not risking dropping my chips for no-one!!!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Now I’m at work thinking about how much I want a big sausage

Mrs

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"*drools* Love a good sausage

LvM"

Exactly! Couldn't resist

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

But if it a sausage roll you can undress it

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Now I’m at work thinking about how much I want a big sausage

Mrs "

Everyone should have a big sausage on a Friday night. Even in work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cod Battered

Oh sorry

Forgot about kfc

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"But if it a sausage roll you can undress it "

Problem is, sausage rolls just don't have a girthy meat in the sane way so it's not as filling.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Now I’m at work thinking about how much I want a big sausage

Mrs

Everyone should have a big sausage on a Friday night. Even in work"

I agree. Feel free to give me one

Mrs

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did you smother it in sauce yet?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I wish I had a sausage...

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Now I’m at work thinking about how much I want a big sausage

Mrs

Everyone should have a big sausage on a Friday night. Even in work

I agree. Feel free to give me one

Mrs "

I shall do just that!

Anyone else want a big sausage?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Did you smother it in sauce yet?

I did!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I wish I had a sausage..."

Next time I'll ask, before I go, so you don't miss out

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Did you smother it in sauce yet?

I did! "

Need help cleaning it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I had a sausage..."

Share?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Did you smother it in sauce yet?

I did!

Need help cleaning it off?

Oh, that would be great, thank you. It is a lot of sausage to clean.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Did you smother it in sauce yet?

Then suck all the sauce off as it goes in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Christ.

Now I don’t know if I’m hungry or horny

Horngry?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Did you smother it in sauce yet?

Then suck all the sauce off as it goes in

Just like sucking a golf ball through a hose pipe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not a chipolata then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

Game controllers are going behind lock and key

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