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"In " Only if I can spunk on your bumhole afterwards tiger ![]() | |||
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"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman ![]() She’s out there somewhere dude. I only hope our paths cross before I fall for the wrong one ![]() | |||
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"In. I’ve a feeling this might be my week Rex ![]() Do you have a selfie stick I can borrow? | |||
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"In Only if I can spunk on your bumhole afterwards tiger ![]() I can suck a creme egg through a cup drink straw.. But my bumholes off limits. Sorry kitten | |||
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"Form an orderly queue ladies! This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue! ![]() WTF is oointless? ![]() | |||
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"In. I’ve a feeling this might be my week Rex ![]() Yes of course. What do you want it for? Your ass? ![]() | |||
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"Form an orderly queue ladies! This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue! ![]() ![]() Can I have a P please Bob! ![]() | |||
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"In Only if I can spunk on your bumhole afterwards tiger ![]() Ah, you’re Fab straight. We’ll work on you sweetcheeks ![]() | |||
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"Henrietta is a great suck... Or so I've heard ![]() Will Sam approve? ![]() | |||
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"In. I’ve a feeling this might be my week Rex ![]() ![]() Next door is out sunbathing and I want to catch a glimpse ![]() | |||
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"Form an orderly queue ladies! This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue! ![]() ![]() ![]() Only an after sex P ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind slobbing on your nob ![]() Do you have photogenic lips? ![]() | |||
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"No I'm straight straight . But I'd be flattered by your efforts as I'm sure the helmet gobblers would be. " Bless ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Form an orderly queue ladies! This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sexp? ![]() | |||
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"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman ![]() ![]() oh love at first bite...... I get ya ![]() | |||
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"Henrietta is a great suck... Or so I've heard ![]() ![]() You should go ask nicely ![]() | |||
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"Form an orderly queue ladies! This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes. All over your tits ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind slobbing on your nob ![]() ![]() Yes, you can try them if you like, i have a trout pout, thats why people round these parts call me fish face ![]() | |||
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"Jizz on my chin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Whether you like it is another matter entirely ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a go at sucking your balls up through your hose if you want Rex ![]() Hopefully this will clear my sinusitis ![]() | |||
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"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman ![]() ![]() ![]() I love them from their first message ![]() | |||
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"Henrietta is a great suck... Or so I've heard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jizz on my chin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If Rex isn’t up for it, I’d like you to try | |||
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"I don't mind slobbing on your nob ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooooo this sounds very promising. What colour lippy do you propose? | |||
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"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ahhhh youre the guy that falls in love 1st date ![]() | |||
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"Jizz on my chin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I feel like this is finally going to be my week. I’m off to wash my plums ![]() | |||
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"Jizz on my chin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Dont forget to dry them on a metal cheese grater! ![]() | |||
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"Nah, I'm really crap at oral, my lips are horrendous looking. You don't deserve to be shooting a new Deliverance film. ![]() I feel our stars will align soon. After all, the rings of Uranus will be in-conjunction with my space rocket next week ![]() | |||
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"Jizz on my chin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey, I’m first ![]() | |||
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"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooooo, I’ve usually had enough of them after that ![]() | |||
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"Ermmmmm ![]() ![]() Can you send me piccy of you sucking a cucumber for clarification please ![]() | |||
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"Jizz on my chin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve actually tried this ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Looking for the same as last week/month/year - might have to try tinder for geriatrics ![]() There’ll be a few I can’t get to geographically dude so you can do the honours with those ladies ![]() | |||
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"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() omg that'll put you first on their list ![]() | |||
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"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m hoping ‘the one’ contacts me shortly | |||
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"I don't mind slobbing on your nob ![]() ![]() Red of course, to leave a lovely lip stain around your bobbys helmet ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind slobbing on your nob ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve actually got blood in it now ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind slobbing on your nob ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll get it pumping for you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind slobbing on your nob ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hopefully all over your face ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind slobbing on your nob ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh go on then ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() I once knew a woman who was nicknamed was Dyson, people say she could suck a football through a straw ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok Lip plumper at the ready I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours " Only a couple of hours? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Whose 'the one' is it D&G? ![]() I think it’s him who designed the Nazi uniforms Tommy Hilfinger | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() Could we do a titwank piccy instead? ![]() | |||
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"Ooh I might be in for once ![]() How plump are your lips? ![]() | |||
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"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?! Who’s telling the men of fab?! *Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris*" Watch and learn bro, watch and learn ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I know a few that can suck a maccies shake up the straw in 0.21 seconds " This kind of sorcery is what I’m looking for ![]() ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you could pass on her details I would be really appreciative ![]() | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() ![]() I’ll be over soon ![]() | |||
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"Do you ever have any luck with these threads Rexxy? ![]() Of course, I wouldn’t be persistently posting them if I didn’t ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew I’d flush you out ![]() | |||
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"I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK." Can I have a tribute photo please ![]() | |||
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"Ok Lip plumper at the ready I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours Only a couple of hours? ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok well I get a spare tube and re apply hafe way though | |||
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"I would suck your Bobby helmet so hard Rex you’d cum your eyeballs ….. ![]() This is exactly the answer I’d give if I were a lady, it’s like we’re a telepathic, I think this takes straight to 3rd base, right? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() Hurry up before I cum ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This thread is blatantly for me! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok Lip plumper at the ready I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours Only a couple of hours? ![]() ![]() ![]() Can you get a tube for my knob in case it goes floppy ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You flaunt it girl ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK. Can I have a tribute photo please ![]() Yes I'm just uploading it then I'll send it by private mail. ![]() | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Another photo opportunity! ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Always!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh I might be in for once ![]() ![]() Oh the perfect amount of plump for blowjobs. Goes well with the 'have you got two tongues in there or something' and the 'Please, I know I probably lacked a soul to start with but there is literally nothing left to be sucked out of there any more.' | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't forget to send it to me. | |||
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"I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK. Can I have a tribute photo please ![]() ![]() My undies have fallen down ![]() | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 for 1. This year keeps on getting better and better ![]() ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wear that sloppy lippy so it goes all over my bollocks as well again please ![]() | |||
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"Ooh I might be in for once ![]() ![]() Honestly, I couldn’t be anymore erect now even if I’d swallowed 4 viagra after reading those words ![]() | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll sign the photo. In spunk ![]() | |||
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"Ooh I might be in for once ![]() ![]() ![]() I personally guarantee you will not require viagra until I've got a minimum of 3 loads ![]() | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll add a lipstick kiss ![]() | |||
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"Ok Lip plumper at the ready I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours Only a couple of hours? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha ha | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course! | |||
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"Ooh I might be in for once ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s a good job I’m a repeat heavy cummer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I would suck your Bobby helmet so hard Rex you’d cum your eyeballs ….. ![]() ![]() ![]() I think it’s the wine talking, it gives me a potty mouth. I’m not one for wasting time. | |||
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"I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK." Holy lady wanks, this gave me the instant horn!!! What a splendid thought ![]() | |||
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"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?! Who’s telling the men of fab?! *Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris* Watch and learn bro, watch and learn ![]() ![]() ![]() I shall sit on your knee my friend and learn the ways of the master. Hand job optional. | |||
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"I would suck your Bobby helmet so hard Rex you’d cum your eyeballs ….. ![]() ![]() ![]() Less talking and more sucking ![]() | |||
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"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?! Who’s telling the men of fab?! *Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris* Watch and learn bro, watch and learn ![]() ![]() ![]() And a little finger up the bum? | |||
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"I can suck a rugby ball up a hoover pipe. Close enough, no?" You’ve chosen the right shape ball so it’s a start ![]() | |||
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"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?! Who’s telling the men of fab?! *Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris* Watch and learn bro, watch and learn ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course! Insulting not to. Won’t stroke your face afterwards, too risky. | |||
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"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?! Who’s telling the men of fab?! *Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris* Watch and learn bro, watch and learn ![]() ![]() ![]() Wise move dude ![]() | |||
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"So, Rex. When are you gonna come tickle these tonsils with your todger?" Oooooo the M6 is only down the road ![]() | |||
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"Did you find any yet, Rex?" I’m struggling to fulfil my diary commitments this week now due to this ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Oooooo the M6 is only down the road ![]() And I'm super conveniently on the first road off the M6 ![]() | |||
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"This week I’m looking for…….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() I've already got one doing that on my profile but the picture is in my 'Friends Only' gallery. I don't want all and sundry lifting it! | |||
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" Oooooo the M6 is only down the road ![]() ![]() If I set off now I should be with you about 1am ![]() | |||
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"This week I’m looking for…….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips ![]() Do you think she’d suck my cock too? | |||
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"If I set off now I should be with you about 1am ![]() That's fine, my lips are still pillowy and photogenic at 1am ![]() | |||
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"If I set off now I should be with you about 1am ![]() ![]() Oooooooohhhhhh I’m halfway there ![]() | |||
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"Oooooooohhhhhh I’m halfway there ![]() Now do you want the smudgey lipstick for the aesthetic, the lipstick for the perfect look or just natural lips framing it for you? ![]() | |||
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