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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

In

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"In "

Only if I can spunk on your bumhole afterwards tiger

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

In. I’ve a feeling this might be my week Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Form an orderly queue ladies!

This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman "

She’s out there somewhere dude. I only hope our paths cross before I fall for the wrong one

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Jizz on my chin

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"In. I’ve a feeling this might be my week Rex "

Do you have a selfie stick I can borrow?

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey


"In

Only if I can spunk on your bumhole afterwards tiger "

I can suck a creme egg through a cup drink straw..

But my bumholes off limits. Sorry kitten

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Form an orderly queue ladies!

This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue! "

WTF is oointless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henrietta is a great suck... Or so I've heard

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"In. I’ve a feeling this might be my week Rex

Do you have a selfie stick I can borrow? "

Yes of course. What do you want it for? Your ass?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Jizz on my chin "

Are you a good sucker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form an orderly queue ladies!

This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue!

WTF is oointless? "

Can I have a P please Bob!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"In

Only if I can spunk on your bumhole afterwards tiger

I can suck a creme egg through a cup drink straw..

But my bumholes off limits. Sorry kitten "

Ah, you’re Fab straight. We’ll work on you sweetcheeks

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I don't mind slobbing on your nob

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Henrietta is a great suck... Or so I've heard "

Will Sam approve?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"In. I’ve a feeling this might be my week Rex

Do you have a selfie stick I can borrow?

Yes of course. What do you want it for? Your ass? "

Next door is out sunbathing and I want to catch a glimpse

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By *ixie BeanMan
over a year ago

Wallasey

No I'm straight straight . But I'd be flattered by your efforts as I'm sure the helmet gobblers would be.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Form an orderly queue ladies!

This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue!

WTF is oointless?

Can I have a P please Bob! "

Only an after sex P

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't mind slobbing on your nob "

Do you have photogenic lips?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A day I don't feel poorly....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No I'm straight straight . But I'd be flattered by your efforts as I'm sure the helmet gobblers would be. "

Bless

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"A day I don't feel poorly...."

Get better soon dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form an orderly queue ladies!

This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue!

WTF is oointless?

Can I have a P please Bob!

Only an after sex P "

Sexp?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll have a go at sucking your balls up through your hose if you want Rex

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman

She’s out there somewhere dude. I only hope our paths cross before I fall for the wrong one "

oh love at first bite...... I get ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Henrietta is a great suck... Or so I've heard

Will Sam approve? "

You should go ask nicely

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Form an orderly queue ladies!

This thread is almost as oointless as the last two letters of queue!

WTF is oointless?

Can I have a P please Bob!

Only an after sex P

Sexp? "

Yes. All over your tits

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I don't mind slobbing on your nob

Do you have photogenic lips? "

Yes, you can try them if you like, i have a trout pout, thats why people round these parts call me fish face

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Jizz on my chin

Are you a good sucker? "

I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Whether you like it is another matter entirely

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'll have a go at sucking your balls up through your hose if you want Rex "

Hopefully this will clear my sinusitis

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman

She’s out there somewhere dude. I only hope our paths cross before I fall for the wrong one oh love at first bite...... I get ya "

I love them from their first message

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nah, I'm really crap at oral, my lips are horrendous looking. You don't deserve to be shooting a new Deliverance film.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Henrietta is a great suck... Or so I've heard

Will Sam approve?

You should go ask nicely "

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Jizz on my chin

Are you a good sucker?

I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Whether you like it is another matter entirely "

If Rex isn’t up for it, I’d like you to try

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't mind slobbing on your nob

Do you have photogenic lips?

Yes, you can try them if you like, i have a trout pout, thats why people round these parts call me fish face "

Ooooooo this sounds very promising. What colour lippy do you propose?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman

She’s out there somewhere dude. I only hope our paths cross before I fall for the wrong one oh love at first bite...... I get ya

I love them from their first message "

ahhhh youre the guy that falls in love 1st date

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Jizz on my chin

Are you a good sucker?

I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Whether you like it is another matter entirely "

I feel like this is finally going to be my week. I’m off to wash my plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jizz on my chin

Are you a good sucker?

I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Whether you like it is another matter entirely

I feel like this is finally going to be my week. I’m off to wash my plums "

Dont forget to dry them on a metal cheese grater!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Looking for the same as last week/month/year - might have to try tinder for geriatrics

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, I'm really crap at oral, my lips are horrendous looking. You don't deserve to be shooting a new Deliverance film. "

I feel our stars will align soon. After all, the rings of Uranus will be in-conjunction with my space rocket next week

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Jizz on my chin

Are you a good sucker?

I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Whether you like it is another matter entirely

If Rex isn’t up for it, I’d like you to try "

Hey, I’m first

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman

She’s out there somewhere dude. I only hope our paths cross before I fall for the wrong one oh love at first bite...... I get ya

I love them from their first message ahhhh youre the guy that falls in love 1st date "

Nooooo, I’ve usually had enough of them after that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ermmmmm "

Can you send me piccy of you sucking a cucumber for clarification please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Jizz on my chin

Are you a good sucker?

I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. Whether you like it is another matter entirely

I feel like this is finally going to be my week. I’m off to wash my plums

Dont forget to dry them on a metal cheese grater! "

I’ve actually tried this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"In for a while "

Oohh It wouldn’t take long

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Looking for the same as last week/month/year - might have to try tinder for geriatrics "

There’ll be a few I can’t get to geographically dude so you can do the honours with those ladies

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman

She’s out there somewhere dude. I only hope our paths cross before I fall for the wrong one oh love at first bite...... I get ya

I love them from their first message ahhhh youre the guy that falls in love 1st date

Nooooo, I’ve usually had enough of them after that "

omg that'll put you first on their list

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Suck a golf ball up a hosepipe lol that sounds like a job for Superwoman

She’s out there somewhere dude. I only hope our paths cross before I fall for the wrong one oh love at first bite...... I get ya

I love them from their first message ahhhh youre the guy that falls in love 1st date

Nooooo, I’ve usually had enough of them after that omg that'll put you first on their list "

I’m hoping ‘the one’ contacts me shortly

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"[Removed by poster at 13/01/23 15:21:09]"

Wrong flaming thread

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I don't mind slobbing on your nob

Do you have photogenic lips?

Yes, you can try them if you like, i have a trout pout, thats why people round these parts call me fish face

Ooooooo this sounds very promising. What colour lippy do you propose? "

Red of course, to leave a lovely lip stain around your bobbys helmet

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't mind slobbing on your nob

Do you have photogenic lips?

Yes, you can try them if you like, i have a trout pout, thats why people round these parts call me fish face

Ooooooo this sounds very promising. What colour lippy do you propose?

Red of course, to leave a lovely lip stain around your bobbys helmet "

I’ve actually got blood in it now

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I don't mind slobbing on your nob

Do you have photogenic lips?

Yes, you can try them if you like, i have a trout pout, thats why people round these parts call me fish face

Ooooooo this sounds very promising. What colour lippy do you propose?

Red of course, to leave a lovely lip stain around your bobbys helmet

I’ve actually got blood in it now "

I'll get it pumping for you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't mind slobbing on your nob

Do you have photogenic lips?

Yes, you can try them if you like, i have a trout pout, thats why people round these parts call me fish face

Ooooooo this sounds very promising. What colour lippy do you propose?

Red of course, to leave a lovely lip stain around your bobbys helmet

I’ve actually got blood in it now

I'll get it pumping for you "

Hopefully all over your face

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I don't mind slobbing on your nob

Do you have photogenic lips?

Yes, you can try them if you like, i have a trout pout, thats why people round these parts call me fish face

Ooooooo this sounds very promising. What colour lippy do you propose?

Red of course, to leave a lovely lip stain around your bobbys helmet

I’ve actually got blood in it now

I'll get it pumping for you

Hopefully all over your face "

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok

Lip plumper at the ready

I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Whose 'the one' is it D&G?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Ooh I might be in for once

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?!

Who’s telling the men of fab?!

*Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris*

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I know a few that can suck a maccies shake up the straw in 0.21 seconds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace "

I once knew a woman who was nicknamed was Dyson, people say she could suck a football through a straw . Was never brave enough to try myself.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you ever have any luck with these threads Rexxy?

I would offer but my lips aren't worthy.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace "

you called?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ok

Lip plumper at the ready

I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours "

Only a couple of hours? you do know I’m a stayer right?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Whose 'the one' is it D&G? "

I think it’s him who designed the Nazi uniforms Tommy Hilfinger

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet "

Could we do a titwank piccy instead?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ooh I might be in for once "

How plump are your lips?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?!

Who’s telling the men of fab?!

*Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris*"

Watch and learn bro, watch and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I know a few that can suck a maccies shake up the straw in 0.21 seconds "

This kind of sorcery is what I’m looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suck your Bobby helmet so hard Rex you’d cum your eyeballs …..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

I once knew a woman who was nicknamed was Dyson, people say she could suck a football through a straw . Was never brave enough to try myself.

The mr

"

If you could pass on her details I would be really appreciative

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

Could we do a titwank piccy instead? "

I’ll be over soon

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do you ever have any luck with these threads Rexxy?

I would offer but my lips aren't worthy. "

Of course, I wouldn’t be persistently posting them if I didn’t

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

you called? "

I knew I’d flush you out

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK."

Can I have a tribute photo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Lip plumper at the ready

I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours

Only a couple of hours? you do know I’m a stayer right? "

Ok well I get a spare tube and re apply hafe way though

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would suck your Bobby helmet so hard Rex you’d cum your eyeballs ….. "

This is exactly the answer I’d give if I were a lady, it’s like we’re a telepathic, I think this takes straight to 3rd base, right?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

Could we do a titwank piccy instead?

I’ll be over soon "

Hurry up before I cum

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

you called?

I knew I’d flush you out "

This thread is blatantly for me!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ok

Lip plumper at the ready

I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours

Only a couple of hours? you do know I’m a stayer right?

Ok well I get a spare tube and re apply hafe way though "

Can you get a tube for my knob in case it goes floppy

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

you called?

I knew I’d flush you out

This thread is blatantly for me! "

You flaunt it girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK.

Can I have a tribute photo please "

Yes I'm just uploading it then I'll send it by private mail.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

Could we do a titwank piccy instead?

I’ll be over soon

Hurry up before I cum "

Another photo opportunity!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

you called?

I knew I’d flush you out

This thread is blatantly for me!

You flaunt it girl "

Always!!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Ooh I might be in for once

How plump are your lips? "

Oh the perfect amount of plump for blowjobs. Goes well with the 'have you got two tongues in there or something' and the 'Please, I know I probably lacked a soul to start with but there is literally nothing left to be sucked out of there any more.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

Could we do a titwank piccy instead?

I’ll be over soon

Hurry up before I cum

Another photo opportunity! "

Don't forget to send it to me.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK.

Can I have a tribute photo please

Yes I'm just uploading it then I'll send it by private mail. "

My undies have fallen down

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

Could we do a titwank piccy instead?

I’ll be over soon

Hurry up before I cum

Another photo opportunity! "

2 for 1. This year keeps on getting better and better

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

you called?

I knew I’d flush you out

This thread is blatantly for me!

You flaunt it girl

Always!!! "

Wear that sloppy lippy so it goes all over my bollocks as well again please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ooh I might be in for once

How plump are your lips?

Oh the perfect amount of plump for blowjobs. Goes well with the 'have you got two tongues in there or something' and the 'Please, I know I probably lacked a soul to start with but there is literally nothing left to be sucked out of there any more.'"

Honestly, I couldn’t be anymore erect now even if I’d swallowed 4 viagra after reading those words

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

Could we do a titwank piccy instead?

I’ll be over soon

Hurry up before I cum

Another photo opportunity!

Don't forget to send it to me."

I’ll sign the photo. In spunk

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Ooh I might be in for once

How plump are your lips?

Oh the perfect amount of plump for blowjobs. Goes well with the 'have you got two tongues in there or something' and the 'Please, I know I probably lacked a soul to start with but there is literally nothing left to be sucked out of there any more.'

Honestly, I couldn’t be anymore erect now even if I’d swallowed 4 viagra after reading those words "

I personally guarantee you will not require viagra until I've got a minimum of 3 loads

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

Could we do a titwank piccy instead?

I’ll be over soon

Hurry up before I cum

Another photo opportunity!

Don't forget to send it to me.

I’ll sign the photo. In spunk "

I’ll add a lipstick kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

Lip plumper at the ready

I use the hole tube and have lush bj lips for a couple off hours

Only a couple of hours? you do know I’m a stayer right?

Ok well I get a spare tube and re apply hafe way though

Can you get a tube for my knob in case it goes floppy "

Ha ha

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

you called?

I knew I’d flush you out

This thread is blatantly for me!

You flaunt it girl

Always!!!

Wear that sloppy lippy so it goes all over my bollocks as well again please "

Of course!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ooh I might be in for once

How plump are your lips?

Oh the perfect amount of plump for blowjobs. Goes well with the 'have you got two tongues in there or something' and the 'Please, I know I probably lacked a soul to start with but there is literally nothing left to be sucked out of there any more.'

Honestly, I couldn’t be anymore erect now even if I’d swallowed 4 viagra after reading those words

I personally guarantee you will not require viagra until I've got a minimum of 3 loads "

It’s a good job I’m a repeat heavy cummer this is beyond my wildest dreams

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ah my lips are sadly not plump, but I reckon they’d still make a good picture round your bobbys helmet

Could we do a titwank piccy instead?

I’ll be over soon

Hurry up before I cum

Another photo opportunity!

Don't forget to send it to me.

I’ll sign the photo. In spunk

I’ll add a lipstick kiss "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"……….. a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

If you can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe and this sounds like your thing then I’d really like to hear from you

Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)

Love and Peace

you called?

I knew I’d flush you out

This thread is blatantly for me!

You flaunt it girl

Always!!!

Wear that sloppy lippy so it goes all over my bollocks as well again please

Of course! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would suck your Bobby helmet so hard Rex you’d cum your eyeballs …..

This is exactly the answer I’d give if I were a lady, it’s like we’re a telepathic, I think this takes straight to 3rd base, right? "

I think it’s the wine talking, it gives me a potty mouth. I’m not one for wasting time.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I'm fingering myself to your pictures hope that's OK."

Holy lady wanks, this gave me the instant horn!!! What a splendid thought

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?!

Who’s telling the men of fab?!

*Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris*

Watch and learn bro, watch and learn "

I shall sit on your knee my friend and learn the ways of the master. Hand job optional.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I can suck a rugby ball up a hoover pipe. Close enough, no?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I would suck your Bobby helmet so hard Rex you’d cum your eyeballs …..

This is exactly the answer I’d give if I were a lady, it’s like we’re a telepathic, I think this takes straight to 3rd base, right?

I think it’s the wine talking, it gives me a potty mouth. I’m not one for wasting time. "

Less talking and more sucking

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?!

Who’s telling the men of fab?!

*Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris*

Watch and learn bro, watch and learn

I shall sit on your knee my friend and learn the ways of the master. Hand job optional."

And a little finger up the bum?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I can suck a rugby ball up a hoover pipe. Close enough, no?"

You’ve chosen the right shape ball so it’s a start

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?!

Who’s telling the men of fab?!

*Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris*

Watch and learn bro, watch and learn

I shall sit on your knee my friend and learn the ways of the master. Hand job optional.

And a little finger up the bum? "

Of course! Insulting not to. Won’t stroke your face afterwards, too risky.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

So, Rex. When are you gonna come tickle these tonsils with your todger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you find any yet, Rex?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Wait, all you have to do on fab is ask for a blowjob? And you just, like, get one?!

Who’s telling the men of fab?!

*Erasing bio, interests, pics, veris*

Watch and learn bro, watch and learn

I shall sit on your knee my friend and learn the ways of the master. Hand job optional.

And a little finger up the bum?

Of course! Insulting not to. Won’t stroke your face afterwards, too risky."

Wise move dude

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"So, Rex. When are you gonna come tickle these tonsils with your todger?"

Oooooo the M6 is only down the road

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Did you find any yet, Rex?"

I’m struggling to fulfil my diary commitments this week now due to this

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"

Oooooo the M6 is only down the road "

And I'm super conveniently on the first road off the M6

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"This week I’m looking for……..

a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

"

I've already got one doing that on my profile but the picture is in my 'Friends Only' gallery.

I don't want all and sundry lifting it!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"

Oooooo the M6 is only down the road

And I'm super conveniently on the first road off the M6 "

If I set off now I should be with you about 1am

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"This week I’m looking for……..

a lady with nice cock sucking lips I’d really like a new avatar picture with a nice ladies lips around my Bobbys Helmet and I’m thinking that this is the place to find the such a promiscuous creature.

I've already got one doing that on my profile but the picture is in my 'Friends Only' gallery.

I don't want all and sundry lifting it!"

Do you think she’d suck my cock too?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"If I set off now I should be with you about 1am "

That's fine, my lips are still pillowy and photogenic at 1am

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If I set off now I should be with you about 1am

That's fine, my lips are still pillowy and photogenic at 1am "

Oooooooohhhhhh I’m halfway there

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Oooooooohhhhhh I’m halfway there "

Now do you want the smudgey lipstick for the aesthetic, the lipstick for the perfect look or just natural lips framing it for you?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

It's gone very quiet from those two!!!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Are they still at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sucked a cannonball.out of one of HMS VICTORY'S cannons, Will I be promoted to the job?

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